Brian and Ephraim ask what the hell is going on with college football scheduling when it come to week zero. Urban Meyer deals Gardner Minshew to Philly in order to protect Trevor from distractions. Justin Fields is a sports car and needs to be eased in as such. The guys debate whether or not Tyreek Hill could beat Usain Bolt in a 40-yard dash and the Dolphins are in trade talks for Deshaun Watson which raises huge questions about Tua and the organization itself.