In this episode of Footy Classified, the panel discusses Carlton and Essendon's disappointing seasons, with both teams finding themselves equal last on the ladder in 2026 after Round 8. The team also covers the mixed fortunes of the teams out West, an interesting showdown, and Collingwood's changing stance on the draft.

Pies, Pressure, and the Port Adelaide Pivot
48:39

Carlton Fined $75,000 as Club Faces Growing Scrutiny
53:13

Paul Guerra Out as Melbourne’s CEO Chaos Deepens
48:24