Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd December 2024

Published Dec 2, 2024, 10:35 PM

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has invented a sixth love language!

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Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

I would like to advocate for the entry of a sixth love language.

Okay, okay.

We have acts of service, we have touch, words of information, gifts and quality time. Those are the ones we know, I love and we identify with.

Is it you spending all the money.

That is an act of revolution and disobedience? No, I think you could. It's almost acts of service adjacent. And this is something I do for Aaron when I know that he's having a bit of a hard day, toughter, an exhausting day, or a bad day. Yeah, I know what his soul desires, and I don't tell him I'm doing it. What I do is I just provide it.

Now.

He has been working very hard on the house day and night, day and night, day and night, day and night, no days off. Yesterday I could feel he was drained. I was like, oh my god, the boy he's working very hard into rainbows. But rainbow, no, no high end hand job. It's too tired for there, and no rainbow's end he's too tired for that. There's no point. Also, I've got quite callous hands at the moment, like getting you know, a bit of a gym hand. That's what's high end about it.

It's not great.

Excuse me Jim hand job to keep it clean when you've probably had one.

Jim hand job. My hands on might have on the floor. I haven't had a Jim hand job.

Interesting. Interesting anyway, it's actually Jim's mos new franchise.

It's the latest in the franchise.

It is none of these things. And I've done this three times.

You've done this.

I've done this three times.

You've seen it.

I've seen it. I've seen in him that he needs something special, and so I've done this and I that thing. What I do is he comes in and he's exhausted, he's like done for the day. House is all locked up. He comes in and what I provide for him is a platter of slightly different flavored cheese toasties.

Wait, so this is because love language and what is.

It chee cheese toastings. But they have to build all slightly different. You have to present them as such one by one and describe to him the internal flavors and he gets all excited and he doesn't know what's coming next. I did this for him once. I was just like, I've got bits and odds and sods and the fridge. I'll just make a series of because he'll eat like four, I'll make a series of them. And I just did that, and I gathered to it, and he still talks about it as one of the best days of his life. He was like, there was one of the greatest days ever, hands down. And so yesterday I spotted it in him and I looked in the fridge. I said, there's a little bit of shaved hand, there's you know, the arc end of a rotisserie chuck. There's some cheese, there's some vegetables, there's some pisto, there's some sauces. I'm gonna do it again. And they didn't tell him. So he was outside and I got laid out the bread. Four toasties like this, and I curate my flavors. One was chicken pisto red onion with cheese, one was ham cheese and onion as normal, one was ham cheese, onion, capsicum and like a chili chutney, and the other one was a pisto with a spit in it. I do in there and he came out and he was like this, and I said, take a seat at the table.

And he's like, he turned the seat away from the table because he he was going to get a high end hand Joph.

No, he didn't.

He knew that its position.

And you use extravagion wwn. I like to apologize. I'm sorry, you've just.

Turned the standard of the show into out side.

I see it to Aaron.

I said, take a seat at the table, my love. I can see you're tired. And he sits there and he starts doing work. He's looking at paperwork from this, he's looking at that, and I said, put that away, thank you, And I said I want would appreciate the dinner I've made, and I presented him on a small plate toasted number one and he goes, fuck off. I said, year, baby, year, baby, it's happening. And he was like, you're kidding me, and I said, guess what. He said, no, there's four flavors. I said, there's four flavors, motherfucker. And his day turned around. He was bright, there's better than any custom high end handjob. You gotta be a received four.

Like even a nice dinner round, Like if you're taken into a nice restaurant.

I could have made a slow roasted leg of lamb, you know, was gravy and all this. He would have loved it and be like, oh my god, A platter of individually tasting cheese toasties turns this man's day around six.

Love language six. Yeah, I had that toasty at that won the toasty Oh my god, it's incredible. Oh kitty falls. Yes, I'm just like half an hour out of it to describe its contents again, there were different cheeses. What was it called the figgy year, the figgy something, and so there were a couple of different cheeses. It was fig kind of like a chutney. Yeah, singing in the middle, Figgi in the middle, That's what it was called. Let me get this. It was up here. Incredible.

Yeah, because I only so it has I.

Do apologize again speaking over a woman.

Okay, now, shut up, bitch.

Innovative combination of dill pickleed cheesecake, whip oh fuck o, Swiss cheese, sliced eggs, Vandy's streaky bacon, toasted walnuts, rocket and McClure's pickles with blue cheese and a.

Generous drizzle of chili honey. That doesn't it doesn't sound like on paper, that doesn't like that sounds it sounds very rare, like the pretentious about full on. But oh my god, it was incredible. It was so good. Everything worked on yet a little bit of chili honey, bacon, the cheese.

Sweetness from the Firs.

Yeah, it was amazing. If you ever get the chance

Well, I just think if someone you know what love is, having a bit of a tough day, hit them with the cheese toasty platter and get creative love it

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