Jemele recaps being honored by Detroit's mayor, Mary Sheffield. Cari shares details about her upcoming date. I think we can all agree that this is some next-level chalanting!  Then the conversation shifts to Tiger Woods - why can’t he find a friend to drive him around? Jemele takes a stand on Tristan Thompson's controversial comments. And it’s April Fool’s, y’all - what “news” stopped Cari mid-scroll?