This one sounds made up but it’s very real. The team gets stuck into the wild story of a woman who says she’s married to a river, and somehow it kind of makes sense the more you hear about it. People start confessing the cheekiest ways they’ve scored stuff for free and how long they managed to keep it going. One guy finally passes his driving test after what feels like a lifetime of trying. Why does it feel like your Easter chocolate is getting smaller every year? The team digs into what’s really going on and why you’re paying more for less and Wippa has a genius way to get men to check their bits...