We’re not only debating the best time to get into the Christmas spirit, Kate’s come armed with the astrologically ideal day to start decorating. Poor Wippa’s had a shocker trying to sort his daughter’s Christmas show outfit, and it’s all gone disastrously off-track. Fitzy gives us the latest on our beloved Michael Jackson impersonator, and Wippa has taken up Pilates… for which we sincerely apologise to all involved.