We're back in the dating trenches, helping a listener reply to a crush who seriously doesn’t want to be Googled. Suspicious? Hilarious? Both? We craft the perfect comeback while asking the real question: what are they hiding? Plus Kate’s story about the most popular suburbs for Sydney dogs flopped because Fitz & Wip were being annoying. Woof.

The Thing Wippa Never Knew His WHOLE LIFE!
38:24

Why Running For The Bus Could Save Your Life!
03:43

Someone Slid Into Fitzy’s DM’s With An Inappropriate Message!
03:07