Reports from the U.K. reveal an unusual problem: as the population grows, some cremators can’t accommodate larger bodies. Naturally, we’ve stepped in with our own creative ideas for honouring loved ones. Then Grant Denyer joins us in studio to chat about his new high-octane series TopKnotz, premiering tomorrow, November 27, on Channel 9, featuring Grant and his crew on aquatic adventures. Plus, Simon Cowell is returning to his roots with a new show, Nicole Scherzinger was left embarrassed when a front-row audience member nodded off mid-performance, and ABC suffered an awkward blunder after reporting the wrong person’s death…