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I want to bring you across some content I found over the weekend as I was munching through social media. This woman has a great story to tell on the celebration for all young mums out there that may have experienced these sorts of moments. In thirteen twenty fourteen, if you'd like to get involved, this lady shared her story of what happened putting her child in the car the other day.
I have a three year old daughter, so I often have a shower with her, and she asks questions about body parts and what things are called, and I tell her, have a shower this morning, take it downstairs, put her shoes on, get outside. One of the men that I do see quite regularly is walking his dog and he waves to Olive and says good morning, and Olive says good morning. I lift Olive up to put her into the car seat, so she's facing towards the man who is walking past his dog, and she yells, mummy has a hairy front bottom. And I don't think I can turn.
I'm frozen.
I can't turn, I can't make eye contact with him.
But what I hear is him.
Say sorry, lovely, and I think, shall I put my hand over your mouth?
What do I do?
Olive shouts again, Mummy has a hairy and I'm trying to cover her mouth. Mummy has a hairy front bottom.
Mum never turned around.
I didn't make eye contact with him. There was no other words that came out of that man's mouth. He was gone by the time I turned around.
Do I need to move house?
Oh no, poor mom. First of all, there's a couple of questions. There is the.
Questions because it's funny we all hear the same audio, but we're all just compute it so differently, Like what is the biggest issue here?
What a beautiful moment. I love the awkwardness. I would have celebrated that awkwardness and you can feel it through the video of her talking about it. This went on to receive over five thousand comments, and what's great is the comments are in support of her, with people sharing their own stories. So one comment was, my daughter told the police officer that her mum has the same silver bracelet as him in her drawer.
The handcuffs.
Oh that's great, that's great, was a cop.
My five year old son walked in on a woman going to the bathroom and shouted, why is she peeing out of her fur? Daughter?
Can you see them through the tom first before your sense I don't think anyone.
And my daughter found an adult friend of mine and took it to school and pretended she was Harry Potter and was casting spells.
What's it called? I can't recall killing a man? What's the I can't you know? No, there's another one. What's the other one?
Like?
Maybe the dead?
This is just one that's Leno would have about five up?
What five of those.
Spells?
You mean?
Just in his slop? Didn't you go to his draw?
Oh my god, he's got a briefcase under his bed, Paul Lens, I was on a shake. I was on a packed bus the other day with my kids. My son decided to shout out, remember when you pooed your pants last week?
Mum, oh, oh yeah?
Were you just in those situations?
You're right, Kate.
If you laugh with that, and you know the person that's walking pass has a laugh as well, don't they?
Twenty four ten If you've been in this situation, my niece exclaimed my mother in law the other day in front of several people, Nan, why do you have a beard on your nuts?
Did you say that? Oh? My friend, can we just do this till night, because I've actually got a story to share as well.
That may friend of your sanatory tales elbow and knee pads and correctly not knowing what she was doing for a skateboard?
What that one.
She's gone down at the local skate park and the kids Sally, you idiots.
I thought we thought you were in character, then we thought you were in character.
Do you want me to tell my story now? Well, it's just embarrassed, just embarrassing because we go down my husband at the time, So Stuart and I went down to Tasmania to go to the museum Mona Museum and I don't know if you've been before. It's amazing. Have you seat?
Am I allowed to say there's a wall a wall of vaginas well, there's a.
Wall of front bottoms?
Yeah?
Well, am I allowed to describe it?
I think medically it's the medical terms, so you can do that.
I'm cool with that.
Let's grow up. Yeah, and I have got one, so I'm allowed to say it as loud as I like, congratulations, thank you? So anyway, we're at the museum and where perusing the wall of vaginas and three times. And it's funny a bit like now where it's art and we're adults and so, but everyone's basically in a room together looking at all different kinds, you know, the wonderful world of vaginas. And and then so where standing there and everyone's trying to be super cool about it. And it's quiet, and I'm carrying my daughter in my arm. She must have been about two and a half at the time, just walking along. It's so it's really really crowded, right, and I'm just like, and you want to look, you want to look that, you don't want to look. You're like, wow, we really like all of that stuff in my daughter. I've never moved so quickly. By the way, my daughter points at one and goes money. It's just like you. I've never never hit her, I know it's I know it's like slapped her arm down so quickly because the room of people.
Which watch one. I had no idea for you that you had a waller for.
Jobs more than one. Oh my god, Jeels is in the Blue Mountain. Welcome Jewels your kid for are you one of the buses. Did they mate.
Yeah, I was in cols with my daughters, was about too and I dropped this like stumongous fart, was like first shattering, and there was no one in the aisle, and I tried to escape the aisle before anyone walked him. And we got to the end of the aisle and then my daughter very loudly proclaimed the next person was walking around the corner. My daddy farted back.
Then he's the word humongo, shattering, shattering.
That's a pretty unique category to billion jewels.
You can you can hear how proud Jewels is of what he did.
Tony and Penrith, what happened to Utah?
Yeah, good morning guys. It was a few years ago now. We were introducing ourselves to ourselves to the new neighbors and my son was riding his scooter around. He came over and he stood patiently, and we thought he was just going to introduce himself, and he looked at the new neighbors and he goes on My dad's cleanises this big and you kens, I was proud of him, and he really gave me a good rap. General wife and I look at each other mortified, but I'm thinking this is good. He got my back?
Oh my god, you know front? Oh my welcome to the show.
How are you good?
We were looking at a unit to rent and my son told the real estate agents that I fart in the morning.
Did that help get the unit over the line? Car or.
No? No?
I didn't use that one.
Shattering that's what we need.
I think kids know exactly what they're doing. If you're thinking your head like that kid coming up on the driveway, they just you think they're cute riding up for their scooter. They don't know anything there, so they don't even know what they're saying.
You know that they are exactly what's going on. Oh we've got one more. Emily and Helensburg, Hello, and what happened?
Hi?
My son he's only eighteen months old, so he doesn't know many words, but he definitely knows what to be.
Harry Hunkson looks like and we're in the bus the other night and he just pointed.
And said by spy, yeah, Les.
Fits in with her with cap Ridgie podcast.
Instance, spark let's talk about love right and whether the instant spark, which is like love at first sight, is actually a good thing. People believe in it. I think that's because they've watched too many Hollywood films.
Yeah, or Disney. I don't think. I don't think instant spark is the same as love at first time.
Have you ever looked at somebody in a room and thought, oh God, that's my kind of person and then ended up with that person?
Well?
I married her?
Yes, yeah, yeah, I knew straightaway, straighta.
I there was, I fell in love with her. Strada. Why it took me two years?
Yeah, because she had another boyfriend.
And three ye's in silver Water, just following there around. But I but yeah, here, I just knew straighta. I I just went off.
I'm going to end up marrying that girl.
I love that. Really, he's the dangers.
I think that's when you meet people.
Leah, here's the danger of it. How do we listen to this the spark?
Here's what's wrong with the spark. First of all, people think that the spark can't grow over time. That's not true. The spark can and often does grow. Another problem is that people think, if I feel the spark, then this must be a good thing. That's just not true. Plenty of really hot charismatic and yes, narcissistic people give off the spark. Some people are just really sparky, and this is more of a reflection on them than what's developing between the two of these.
So the spark can be clearly misleading.
Oh it absolutely can't. I actually think the spark when you have a full on a like an initial spark. I wish I could remember the the problem. The proper wording for this, no, no, not lust is like this. If you feel a spark from someone, quite often what that person is doing is triggering something in you that is maybe unresolved or it's not. It's not necessarily a positive thing. It's kind of like it gets your jues flowing, but it tends to be the thing that you continue to be drawn to, but is quite often negative, like.
A bad boy.
Now, it's an instinct.
I think it's an instinct, and you this is the thing where you trust your own instincts. So when you get a feeling about someone and it can be a negative one, this is the thing. But it's when you get a feeling, you look at someone and you are immediately attracted to them and go, I want to get to know them.
You've got to trust that feeling.
Well, yes you do. But for example, history might say that you are continually drawn to the same kind of thing. It does create that physical spark in you and gets all your doper means in trauma bonding. Trauma bonding, you tend to bond trauma in you. So you might be attracted to someone tragedy. This is fair. This is a huge generalization, and you're really basic. But if you're attracted to like a you know, a bad boy or something, but you might have unresolved issues with your father or something, it doesn't necessarily mean that that person is the best person for you. In fact, that person might be sent to teach you all that you need to heal.
What Kate is saying is that every relationship needs to be quite layered. You need to look deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper until you've put the out you have a complication that you're calling it an eck and they're out of the house.
This is an extremely personal question, Kate, and it might be a past relationship with something that's happened in your life. But what can you give us an example in your life, a trauma that you would bond with somebody else over if you met them.
No, the thing is you're not. You don't have a common trauma. You're not bonding with someone over something that you have in common. You're bonding with them because of an experienced trauma, trauma that.
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I want to talk about most ridiculous jobs in Sydney. Do you think you've got a most ridiculous job? I mean sometimes I think this job is ridiculous.
What about the guy that rang earlier talking about how he had to sniff the chicken at the supermarket to see if it was off. That's an actual chicken sniffer.
Foul. Oh we should have done a fowl.
Getting back on your pros and cons, A roast chok just coming.
Out of the oven is magnificent. That's but a chock that spain off for a couple of weights.
Isn't it funny Fitzy that they are essentially the same thing but yet so different?
Wow? Yeah?
Good.
Anyway, if you've got a ridiculous job, give us a call because I have a job that I want to present to you. I don't want you to apply for it. I just want to ask whether you even knew that this job existed in Sydney. It came up on my feed. I'll let this guy explain what it is. This job around Sydney.
About dogs patrolling the opera house, and I finally found them. No wonder for a while. Now when I'm around this area, I see less siagulls. There are multiple dogs that in turn walks around the opera house each day with the mission to keep seagulls away from people. You can see them using a cute uniform tagged with seagull patrol. I did not realize that seagull cumulatively cost businesses a lot of refunds and damages. So have you seen these adorable heroes around the opera house?
Mad dogs?
To see them? No opera house?
I thought dogs when I saw the video without the sound, and I wasn't reading the words, just looking at the pictures. I thought they might have been like police dogs.
If you know, well, then the opera bar is the is the operative word, because that's where everybody sits out there with that amazing view. Kate and the dog just patrols up and down. Obviously it has a minder on a leash, but you watch the seagulls go up they see the dog coming, and then they'll cut they'll drop back down when it goes up the other end.
But I'll always just keep going up and down, up and down, and the dog just gets rid of them all.
It's got booties on as well. Yeah, it's up on the hot surface.
Is that what the dogs for? The dog needs a drink. It's it's panting, But it does mean it's it's working hard, because I guess in a place like that it is packed down there. Sometimes there are so many venues, so many places to eat. Those seagulls. As soon as someone gets up from.
The table, disaster and not her everywhere.
Yeah, so I'm guessing that's what the dogs do. I mean, look, you might not find it that in your dog.
And he looks very lazy.
Oh, Annie's an and he could work dog.
You could do that. After nine you could head down and be a mad dog patrol with Annie and I should do that's around the opera house.
Can we We've just got a We've got a phone call from James who works for Seagull Dogs.
Are you there, Jim?
Yeah?
Hi, how are you going?
Can I James?
James? How many dogs have you got on the roster.
Oh right, probably about twenty twenty one or something like that.
Wow, is this a relatively new concept because I did I didn't know about this job. I didn't know it existed. I didn't know those beautiful dogs down there that that that was their role.
Yeah.
Yeah, we've been down there since two thousand and eighteen, so we have a different dog every every day of the week. So they just worked one.
Day week and it's the local council or the government pays for James, No, it's the it's.
The restaurants there. So we have the we have the two restaurants down on the on the Lower Concourse. They both ship in yeah.
Yeah, and who gets paid there? Does the dog?
Dog?
Is it worth the Is it worth the restaurants forking out that money? Like do they do they see the results in a much more pleasant dining experience?
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Well the dogs don't get paid because they just don't know what to do with all this money that's fills up in their bank account, so we look after it for them. And then but yeah, in terms of like what like the value they at the Opera house when you go down there, they can't even get the food on the tables when the dog's not there, you get you get a seafood platter and the food gets taken to even gets the table to make it again. So actually it actually does actually pay for itself.
Do the dogs get four weeks in your leave? James?
Yeah, they get pretty good work.
They get pretty good working conditions, much better than any any humans that I know. It's four hour shifts. They get a break every hour. They go for a swim on their break and everything, so they do well.
Yeah.
I love If I dressed up as a dog, I might go and get a job. James.
Your addressed is the seagulls down there? Aren't you picking at the seafood platter before it gets to the table?
All right, mate, James, can I ask has one of the dogs ever caught one of the sea gulls?
No?
Going to come pretty close to a couple of times they've had one one of my dogs maybe pulled a couple of feathers out. One of the just flapped away, God knows, no damage done.
I love them. We're looking at the photos here now, what is it? Mad dogs? Seagull patrol?
Both an Englishman?
Yeah, yeah, that's right. They are good looking dogs.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
People come down just to see the dogs and meet them and watch from work. They sort of fine how we do it. So we've got it down to a fine art now, so it's quite it's quite a skill, believe it or not, taking the seagulls up and down.
So yeah, well, James, you've got a snake in a beer or two when you're down there working sometimes with that view.
Don't you, James?
Oh yeah, of course, yeah all the time on half cut, nearly all the time.
When so you're the mad dog right, awesomebody Randwick, Welcome to the show. Note what is your ridiculous job?
Hi?
So it's not my ridiculous job, but I'm a barber and I'm a local barber at Ramwick and I met a gentleman who looks after the disease and ill body paths of Randwick and University Hospital.
What do you like thes?
Not exactly the cadavers, but like you said, they just have like things like football sized cysts and deform like body parts and like diseases and stuff, so like just really weird shit.
Is just to study them net or is this what they can't get rid of them?
So it's the Ramwick Hospital and the university which do like I think, different types of studies and kind of like get I guess the hospital must get passed as well, and I think they just put them all on display for like, yeah, study purposes and display that.
It's a unique to just across the road from each other. Really and if if.
Someone's to get I don't know, and also or assist or something removed, they might hang on to it and then if somebody else comes in with the same one, they go, go and check out that sistere.
Well, you think about it when you look at all those vintage jaws, antique kind of jars where they keep you eyes and heads.
Imagine that his kids, imagine showing what you could take into show and tell.
Out of someone's head today.
This is somebody's hemorrhoids. Everybody d got it. We got it from work, Christaph from Paramatta. Your friend has a ridiculous job.
Good morning, guys.
He certainly does so. He works on a turkey farm and his job is to extract deemen from the males and exterminate the female. But how he does it is with a straw and his mouth.
You're the best caller I have this morning, Chrystal.
I think true story, true story.
I mean, if he's coming towards you.
Say that.
On the leaf, there have to be a video on the internet that wouldn't he gets excited at Christmas time?
It does change the meaning of.
The wold new concept.
Now come on, thanks.
I mean, I don't want to get to graphic here. But so then he gets it out right with the straw, and then he has to inseminate the chicken with the same straw or the go into.
It, go into I can't get past the part that he actually has to extract it in the straw. I don't know really what happens after that?
You have to excite the turkey?
Well, I don't know. I mean, you don't have to go into the process.
I'm just more you know, when you're driving to work every day and you think about what's on your plate that day, Like you go, okay, going to take that off.
Have I got enough straws? Am I ready to go?
Annoying plastic straws have been come out?
Yeah?
You go into the water cooler, grab yourself a coffee, and you have a chat to Jeane in there.
You mean Jean good Well, I better go and a couple of Turkey's ready to go. I'll be back in an hour.
Farm on for you wouldn't let him buy a breakfast for the team.
You wouldn't because you never know what it's going to come with I'm not on the salad. It's Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a nov podcast walk great shows like this. Download the Nova player, fight the app Store, or Google Playing the player