Sometimes the minutiae of life warrants the greatest attention, and maybe that's the case this week as Latrell's prized heifers - "Talking Dirty" and "Quartz" - are front and foremost in our host's minds, along with the seismic implications of Joseph "The Technicolour Dreamcoat" Suaalii's defection to a dwindling, if even existent? alternative football code.
We also introduce a brand new segment - "Rugby League Biology" - which feels like it will be essential listening for all students of the NRL.
And mentioned in passing are The Beach Boys, 80's adman Siimon Reynolds, The Holden Precision Driving Team and The Illawarra Ne'er Do Wells. Make of that what you will.
To make sense of any of this, you probably should listen in. To the Podcast where Rugby League is life, and life is Rugby League. Kinda.