Toilet surveillance and hot water clock watchers.

Toilet surveillance and hot water clock watchers.

These are NOT the full-fat conspiracies that give conspiracy theorists a bad name.

They're the wholesome, laughable, thought-provoking and largely plagiarised observations about stuff you encounter everyday.

Like suspiciously magnified seafood cabinets that make your prawns look bigger. T-shirts secretly designed by optometrists to coax you into new glasses, and something about feminine hygiene products that we probably shouldn't go into here.

Your hosts, Sean Craig Murphy and Mena Soliman, promise to bring you brisk new episodes every Tuesday -- until they are cancelled.

These are NOT the full-fat conspiracies that give conspiracy theorists a bad name. They're the wholesome, laughable, thought-provoking and largely plagiarised observations about stuff you encounter everyday. Like suspiciously magnified seafood cabinets that make your prawns look bigger. T-shirts secretly designed by optometrists to coax you into new glasses, and something about feminine hygiene products that we probably shouldn't go into here. Your hosts, Sean Craig Murphy and Mena Soliman, promise to bring you brisk new episodes every Tuesday -- until they are cancelled.

Everyday Conspiracy Theories

This is NOT a podcast about the stuff that gives conspiracy theorists a bad name.

These conspiracy theories are wholesome, ridiculous, thought-provoking and mostly plagiarised.

Stuff that we encounter every day like the glass in seafood cabinets being magnified to make the prawns look bigger. T-shirts designed by optometrists to trick you into thinking you need glasses. Starbucks baristas deliberately misspelling our names as part of a calculated viral marketing strategy.

Hosted by Sean Craig Murphy and Mena Soliman, this podcast drops every Tuesday morning until it is cancelled.

This is NOT a podcast about the stuff that gives conspiracy theorists a bad name.
These conspiracy theories are wholesome, ridiculous, thought-provoking and mostly plagiarised.
Stuff that we encounter every day like the glass in seafood cabinets being magnified to make the prawns look bigger. T-shirts designed by optometrists to trick you into thinking you need glasses. Starbucks baristas deliberately misspelling our names as part of a calculated viral marketing strategy.
Hosted by Sean Craig Murphy and Mena Soliman, this podcast drops every Tuesday morning until it is cancelled.