Drew took the gay test and he passed (or failed depending in your perspective..)

San Francisco October 9th tickets: https://www.stubhub.com/emergency-intercom-san-francisco-tickets-10-9-2026/event/161720726/?backUrl=%2Femergency-intercom-tickets%2Fperformer%2F150217658&lt=34.068654413507744&lg=-118.43593898966522

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Drew took the gay test and he passed (or failed depending in your perspective..)
San Francisco October 9th tickets: <a href="https://www.stubhub.com/emergency-intercom-san-francisco-tickets-10-9-2026/event/161720726/?backUrl=%2Femergency-intercom-tickets%2Fperformer%2F150217658&amp;lt=34.068654413507744&amp;lg=-118.43593898966522">https://www.stubhub.com/emergency-intercom-san-francisco-tickets-10-9-2026/event/161720726/?backUrl=%2Femergency-intercom-tickets%2Fperformer%2F150217658&amp;lt=34.068654413507744&amp;lg=-118.43593898966522</a>
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Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)

Emergency Intercom

The gay test

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/08c2fb71-c9a1-4395-bd68-b4d70123d9df/transcript