As the weather gets nicer and pool season returns once again, Skeery is jealous of those with pools and wants to be invited!
Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Don't get jealous, Scary, this is gonna be a swimming pool weekend.
Oh yeah, dude, fifty one years of life and I still have never had my own pool.
I just pray to swim all the majority of the world has never had their own pool. Scar Scary having his boogie problem. Fifty one and I don't have a pool. I just want to be nice to okay, and someone please this weekend invite Scary to your pool.
Yeah, but in ground only because he doesn't like to climb up to go down.
He doesn't. That's right. Well do you remember that Foggy laughs his ass off every time we have the conversation about Scary's boogie pool rules.
Because the guy who has a pool just said, somebody invite Scary to his pool.
This week please, listeners, help was out. I'm gonna have my I'm gonna have my pool ripped out of the out of the ground and having an a prove ground pool put in so I know it guarantees me no Scary for the weekend. It's scary. What a life's perk to be able to swim in a pool? I don't get to do that one vacation. That's why going on. Doesn't your apartment building have a pool? No, we don't have gandhis does. Go over there.
I'm invited remediately he's come and floated around in there.
He floated around? Is that what he does? Floats around?
He walks like he's a wall, floats around the pool.
Pool is a nice approach with a nice staircase.
And the sounds like you are aid, is our pool on the roof? Is it a roof? Why don't you send him that? Sell him that pass to the roof pool? So look, but I love his life. I'm fifty one and I don't have a pool. Okay, so buy a house and get a pool.
For one thing.
I don't have a grill.
God, what do you have? Scary? If one has no pool, if one has no grill, what does one have? Nothing? This is ghastly all right. A lot of hotels have pools. You know, there are actually nice hotels that aren't that expensive that have pools. Go get one.
There's also that app Swimply they'll let you rent somebody's pool at their house.
I got him a pretty sizable gift card for Swimpley so that he could go play at pools.
He hasn't used it. You haven't used your Swimply pooled card. I still have it.
I'm saving it for a rainy.
Day or what. You don't want to go to the pool on a rainy day?
Have your pool party? Man?
I support you. Why save it? Why save your Swimply I've never said this line in my life. Why save your Swimpley gift card when you could use it today? Yes? All right, so I just love that. Good Luck's scady?
I can.
You can No, I'm not offering my pool up Daniels a pool. Go to her pool. We just put a new liner in our pool. It looks lovely. Scary they have a new liner. You have to trim your toenails. Oh man, all right, I tell you what I what I want to talk about. Oh, it's gonna be a you know what, I'm going to try to have the same weekend that that Nate's having. The I don't have any plans weekend plans, no plans, blank slate knows what's gonna happen. Anything could happen. That's what I like.
People make you feel guilty for that, make you feel guilty for having no plans. Yeah, like, oh, you're not gonna do anything this weekend? Like, yeah, sometimes doing nothing is doing everything.
I could not agree more. Yeah, having it it's like I don't need a I don't need a map. I'm just gonna get in the car and drive, backing.
Up your iPhone calendar and there's no dots on a day and you're like, oh wait a second, let me anything I have to do today is amazing.
I'm free this weekend except for our North Well walk on Sunday, which is fine, and that'll be done early and we got the rest of the day. Yay. Nice. See.
I feel I feel like you're playing a dangerous game because you just announced that you're free this weekend, and now I know your phone's gonna light up, like, hey, I heard you free.
You want to x y Z Okay. We had this conversation earlier. Gandhi and I were having this conversation where we we say yes too much yes. When people invite you to some You're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, we're having this dinner. Oh yeah, yeah, I'll be there, and you're like, why did I say yes to all these things? So you said you did something the other day. Yes, and in theory it's very powerful, but on the surface it sounds kind of trite. Yes, say it.
I was asked to go to something and I just said can't make it and didn't give any other reason why, And then when asked why, I was just like, well, I just don't want to.
Oh, I don't feel it.
Why not?
Though you are entitled to that, you are you are Daniel, You're right, you are entitled just to say no. No is a full sentence.
According to Nathaniel, it is, but people get mad when you followed up with I just don't feel like it. Oh, can they get mad?
Okay? Do they get mad? Or do we think they get mad? I would do Are we no, this one got mad? Well that's a bitch answer. I was like, oh, I think they get mad? What was it? I can't say it.
I can say it on the air, okay, okay, thing, yeah, all right.
It's okay to say no. I'd rather not that that. You know, I just don't see me doing that with us this week. No, I don't see that future.
What do you say, like, it doesn't vibe with my brand, merge with that.
This is so not my scene. Yeah, okay, so I guess it's better to not ask why if someone says I can't, if someone says I can't come to you or whatever, Oh we're gonna miss you very well, very much. All you have to say about you can't make it. But you know, in this room people want to know why how come you're not?
Oh yeah, I always.
Okay, See, you're you're the problem. Stop asking. If someone says they don't want to, they don't want to. Isn't that enough?
At some point, I feel like I owe it to the person to say, Okay, I can't do it because blah blah blah.
Don't you don't owe anyone anything, scary. Here's the thing though, scary, keep in mind scared. He loves to go out and do things. He rarely ever turns anything down ever, and so but that's but keep in mind, not everyone is that same personality, a social butterfly. Okay, so that's why you're a social butterfly. You're an aquarium. I was that way, lady was play born this way for scary, I know, but you okay, but this is for anyone and everyone listening to this conversation. You don't owe anyone anything other than yourself. You owe yourself. I don't want to do this. I don't know. I don't want to do that. I just want to. I just want to be on my own this weekend. I want to. I want to be just open for that that one call from someone I do want to be with. Yes, I hope it's the whole call. Like Nate's gonna be sitting by the phone all week and waiting for me to call. I am I am waiting for me or leash Fager to call one of the two of you. Just call me, bring me up. Come to the pool this weekend? Oh, thank you? You know what. I'm going to be there. Okay, why are you definitely going to be there? I'm kidding. Do not come to my pool this week if my trunks there last time? Are they trunks? Do people call them trunks?
Yeah?
Wait?
Were you naked in the bottom of the.
Trunk?
We had the pool party and then I changed and I let my trunks in on his? Are those yours? Yeah? Yeah? We still have those? Okay? All right? I mean you could buy better. The power of the word no yes is nothing to sneeze at. Now you bought those for me by the way I did Turks and Caicos. You bought me those trunks, well, that was Those are emergent. Those are emergency emergency trunk trunks from because because you have like the trunks I was wearing. What are you wearing?
Conversation?
Okay, hold on, what.
The boogie is? Com station?
How was that? Boohie?
The shorts that you bought me while we were in Turks and Caicos I left at your home after your pool party, and the fact that he bought them because he didn't like the one.
Oh god, because I don't like these the ones you were wearing most have been attracious. They were pretty bad. They were pretty bad. Oh my gosh, what's scary in the corner? What's wrong over there?
I'm just I'm looking for some solace because because I never mind, I'm gonna have a great weekend, whether I get invited to.
Your pool or not. There you go. That is the answer. We were all waiting for just this weekend, Like take a breathing. He didn't do that.
I think relaxing has the opposite effect on him.