What a day today. We're excited about the show every morning in the car. Here is the one they all late, Elvis durramm awesome morning. All right, let's get it up. When I say get it up, I mean get it up. Please silence Aul cell phones. Hell no, no no. On the other hand, turn him up. I'm gonna hear when you get a call today. It's gonna be funny if you did the whole show with our our ringers on. Let's do it. Everyone, turn on your rangers. Okay, let's just call each other during the show and turn him all the way up. Good morning, Froggy, Good morning of us, dur Ram, Good morning there, Danielle, Hi, Bethany, Hell up, Greg g the frat boy. Hi. The first text I got this morning hold on a second call coming in? Okay, Hello, hello, Hello, Hello. Is this Elvis d Ram yesterday. Hi. Would you like to request us? Yes? Can you play Let's go in the pool? Oh my god? Alright to play? Thank you. The first text I saw when I came in today was please start your show with some shaggy Yeah, okay, I have no problem with that. Welcome to Tuesday. It is April eleven from I don't know where you are, but it's gonna be a beautiful day where we are come play with us. Is it in Rose day? It's officially a Rose day. Each minute passes, more and more people are opening their eye. I wanted to getting ready for a new day. Don't flow load everyone listening to us in Columbus, Nebraska. Check it in. Hello. I got people on the road doing road trips listening to us right now, including our friend Ashley. Ashley and her boyfriend on vacation in Florida. Where are you driving right now? Ashley? Hi? Good morning guys. Hello. Where are you guys going? We are on North right now. We're driving to Orlando to go to Disney World for the day. Yes, I hope you guys have a wonderful day in the most magical place on earth. Thank you so much. We love you guys looking at you every morning in New Jersey on our way to work. Thank you. We love you. So we're gonna go. First, are you going to Magic Kingdom? First? Epcot? Where you going? We are going to the Magic Kingdom? And tonight we are having dinner in Bells Castle. Make sure you take your own food. The kitchens on all the great go to the West Wing. No, no, no, but I'm so excited because I heard that the Beast only goes to the dinners, he doesn't go to the lunches. So my boyfriends did booking at dinners like, well, you know, if you ever need a beast at dinner, we'll send Scary over. I'm kidding. They have wonderful food at the Castle. You'll enjoy your dinner. So excited. Thank you guys so much. You make our mornings so much better and we are just so obsessing you guys. Love you guys so much. Well, you have a wonderful time at Disney. We're gonna send you an Elvis dur In shirt. Let's send you to if you want us to. Absolutely, I'm jealous. She's going to Disneys. Hold on, I got to start my morning with you. Well know, we are happy. I'm just mad that we're not with you. Hold on one second, what's that Daniel in Bell's Castle. You can try the gray stuff. It's delicious and it's actually I think it's actually on the menu. Now what is it? We don't know. It's delicious. It's the gray stuff. You don't Okay, let's go around the room and get started. We'll start with you scary. What's on your mind today? If you're wondering if there were great people left in the world, let me give you proof. My parents were on their way back yesterday from a trip. They got a flat tire. They were pulled over to the rest stop on the side. As my father went unto the car to try and change the tire, some guy came along out of nowhere. It says, I'll get that for you, change the tire for my parents. My mother tried to tip the guy and he wouldn't take any money. You're Italians. I'm just, I'm just, I'm Italians. I love that. But Italians always try to tip people. Yeah, which is good. They said, just thank you, will be good, hugging a kiss, goodbye, thank you. There are awesome people left and people all right, So the journey is on today. Find one. It is one thing to be awesome at doing for someone else and don't expect to tip. It's true. I never learned that time I moved to New York all that most people from Brooklyn, Staten Island and Queens they'll they'll tip you no matter what I mean, even if you just if you just like smiling and covered in plastic. They'll sit on you. I know if you're from if you're from the boroughs of New York City, you know what that means. Hey, Danielle, what's up with you today? So we adopted two new kiddies yesterday. Yes, they're so, so so cute. Their names are Diggy and Fred and we got them from a place called Happy Homes, Inc. They rescue animals, and our friend Cubby and his wife Coco, they are foster parents to all these cats. And yesterday they got a bunch of cats from Cairo that came in. One has one eye and they foster them until somebody comes along and adopts them. So if you're thinking of adopting a pet, you should look into Happy Homes, Inc. They are amazing what they do for these animals and how they take care of them until somebody comes along and adopts them. And our two new little ones a girl and a boy, brother and sister. They're so cute. So we're so excited and pure pure. I'm gonna adopt that one. I want to name him. I'm gonna name him Blinky. Look at that push. What's up with you today? There. Every once in a while we need to be reminded not to take life so seriously. This morning, I was getting ready and I was just thinking to myself, like all of the things I had to do today, I was getting really overwhelmed. And then I just looked at myself in the mirror and I was just like, chill out, and I laughed. I even winked at myself, and I was like, just it's gonna be fine. Don't take yourself so seriously. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. It helped a lot that inner voice. You know what our inner voice is, our worst enemy always really is look in the mirror and talk to your inner voice and say, look a hole. Stop it. Everyone to run to the mirror and call themselves an a home. Oh my gosh, you're starting, Nate, We'll we'll call you one. Do it for me. Nate, you're an a hole. Thanks, Elvin's I'm gonna run a carter. All right, did you turn your phone on? I turned it off? No, No, we're turning. We're turning our ringers on. We want we want to accept all calls today. I want to know who's calling. Alright, everyone turn your phones on. Let's get into your horsecopes. You have your first Danielle alright cat Pricorn. You have to make an important decision with your loved one soon. Don't try to find the answer, let it come to you. Your days and eight Aquarius, your imagination is in full swing. Take your ideas and turn them into something great. Your days attend you're stressing out about things you can't control. Don't waste your energy fighting the currents. Just ride the wave. Your days and nine Aries. You wear your heart on your sleeve, make sure to protect it when discussing something important with someone you love. Your days of seven Taurus, it's a good time to call up somebody you haven't talked to you in a while. Sincerity is likely to make an impression you might not have made before. Your days and eight Gemini, you're eager to demonstrate your creativity. Don't worry about what other people think. Turn your vision into reality. Your days and eight Cancer, getting a wave from routine isn't a bad thing. It shows how capable you are of doing anything you want. Your days of ten Leo, there are two roads ahead of you. Sit down, make a plan and get different perspectives before making a decision. Your days and eight Virgo. You've got a new perspective after an unexpected meeting. This is a good time to start saving for the future. Your days of nine Libra, don't hide your emotions right now. Let others know how you feel before you end up hurting those around you. Your days of seven Scorpio, don't let others decide what's best for you. Only you can provide the happiness you need. Your days of nine and Sagittarius. You're spreading yourself too thin when it comes to your social life. Soon you'll be meeting someone you've been looking for. Your days of ten, and those are your Tuesday morning horoscotal So be it opposed, so carried. Let's get into it. Let's get into your Tuesday. Your headlines from Bethany what's going on. The superintendent in San Bernardino, California is saying that the city's hearts are broken after yesterday's shooting. A fifty three year old man entered North Park School where his estranged wife of only two months, Karen Smith, was teaching. Without saying a word, he shot her, then himself. Both passed away. Two students were also hit by gunfire as they stood behind their teacher. The nine year old girl is in stable condition at the hospital, but the eight year old boy, Jonathan Martinez, passed away last night in the hospital. Oh my god, did you did? Yes? Uh. The CEO of United Airlines is saying that the passenger who was recorded being forcibly removed from a plane in Chicago was quote disruptive and belligerent. So you've seen this video by now. Police appear to violently pull a doctor out of his chair because the plane was oversold they needed to give up a seat. The manacine bleeding in passenger videos well. In a letter, CEO of United, Oscar Muno's claimed that the employees quote followed established procedures, but that United is reaching out to the passenger to resolve the situation. However, the main O'Hare airport police officer has been put on leave. He did me a favor, drag me off United and dragged me down to jet blow exactly, no problem, no problem. Yeah, this is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. And I told you guys yesterday how people found a dead bat in their bagged lettuce. Now, a couple in Chevy Chase, Maryland says they found a live scorpion in their bagged spinach. It's like a zoo in your house, you know. Froggy has a point with these recalls. Yeah, and I recalling sugar eat all. That's right. Yeah. The husband even took the bag scorpion back to the store, but the store didn't really do anything about it, so they went to a local news and then started something about it. Of course, there you those are your headlines. Thank you, Bethany. You guys ready for your Tuesday Something. Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show, pull up the perfect Easter celebration with Sam's Club. Start with smoke boning spiral ham Pound. Get dressed for the occasion with Jessica and dresses for under sixteen dollars or a classic diamond cross pendant for under two hundred. You can find these savings and more online or at the Sam's Club near you. Phone Tap Elvis, Elvis Duranty, Elvis Durant, phone Tap. So we love it when a new character is born on the phone tap. Today we welcome, of course, Dave Brody and his new character Jimmy Jingles. Yes is it Jimmy Jingles with Ant? Yes, We'll tell us about this phone tap, I want to hear more. Okay, So Kennon Marcy are planning up bar mitzvah for this son Andrew. Marcy has been a control freaking nut and she asked her husband Ken to handle one thing. He had an idea and she loved it. He was going to hire a company to create a custom song about Andrew. He gives information about the family and and Andrew, and then they'll create a song for his bar mits. Oh that's cute, right. So that song hasn't been produced yet, but I called to let her know that I'm Jimmy Jingles and I've produced a special song for the bar mitzim. Okay, excellent. So Jimmy Jingles helping out a kid on his famous Jimmy jings. Let's oh, the world famous Jimmy Jingles. All right, here we go, Today's day. Brody phone tap? Hi is Marcy home? This is Jimmy Jingles. I was hired to create a customs song for your son Andrew. Congratulations by the way, Mozeltough, thank you very much. Can gave me all the information about your family? Uh, and I put it to music and I think you're gonna really like it. So I'm gonna play the first part. It's just about Andrew. I think you're gonna really like the production quality. Here, here we go. Andrew read from the like, oh the dudes, do he ate the mother bleepin punk? You can't mother bleep? And what the heck is that? Okay, you can't say that. He can't explain to me that he's he's really cool and it's really cool. Andrew, Well, he didn't really cool. He doesn't mother Listen the kids say the real word. I just put in bleeping. This the original version, I said, But then, what do you mean let me You're gonna have to change that. But we're gonna have to change that line. All right, Well, here's the next one. This is about now being You know, when you're thirteen, you become a man. So here we go. Andrew's thirteen, and now he is a man. He can now bang Bites said that he was in this No, no, no, no, are you kidding me? What do you mean? What do you mean? You can't play that at well? Are you kidding? We do this all the time. Man, I'm listen, I'm Jimmy Jingles, but not at this party that I'm saying I'm no way, okay, listen to what want? Okay? Have you not heard what the kids listening to? Yeah, that's okay. This is mia, this is a temple. This is not in the club. So okay, all right. So here's the part about your daughter, Sarah. Hold on, here we go. His sister name is Sarah, her middle name is Joy. She might be last the years. She's never kissed the boy. My husband hired you for this. Yeah, you already paid me. What is your problem here? That's the usual. Faith. You can't do this forget it, get fired. We don't want okay for a well, well, listen, lady, calm, calm the hell down. I'm not listening down now. That's that's nobody. I gotta look you up in the bomb. That's loud. Jewish mother is gonna tell me about my business. I'm Jimmy Jingles. Hello, you're having hunter his mother yet? Pal? Okay, this is not something that's gonna happen at my kids bom this I don't care. Kenneth and jews Famer, he's funny, you're clever. Make a pain in their private parts when they shower together. Afraid that's great? Are you sick. If this song ever got played, I wouldn't be able to show my faith on Long Island. Listen, what are you doing? You hit in the man of chef. It's a little hot today, you know d I'm done. I'm gonna play this line about your mother? How about that? Because I think done, you do. I don't even want to hear another line. You're done. Nana has still and Nana has passed, and even that, hurry, she's still a pizza. Best guys, guys, I'll take it. I'll touch you, I'll get my Oh my god. Listen, seriously, what is it with you people? What is it that you like that is so offensive? Listen? I know you, I know you. People don't like to waste money, so I don't think you want to waste You're right, and this customer surely isn't. Especially you're kind of customer. You really hate wasting money? Are you talking about? You know? The average kind juice? Look, I'm just saying. I'm just saying you people, sometimes you get a little people listening. What are you are you, sue? You sound like a first teen you're old kids. All right, I'm done, I'm calling my husband. Still be in touch with you. I don't want to find Lassy one more thing. Ken and I are phone tapping you out here. Yeah, can kid, You've got it, You've got you know. My blood preasure is so high. I'm going to take myself to the dawn today. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you, Marcy. This is David Brody from Ellis trying in the Morning Show. Oh, I you know I would that. I love your show, but I can't believe you did this toning phone tab. Have an idea for a phone tab? Go to Elvis Duran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission granted by all parties. See Elvie's Duran phone tab were on Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Um, what was that sound? Oh boy? I got something erupted to love you little Durant in the Morning Show. As you know, we made the big announcement to you that day. The Great Tea is officially staying with the Morning Show. He's not leaving. We have secured a new multi year deal. Great, but I did find a part time job for you. Really, I'm open to that. But it doesn't pay any money. It's still will be kind of fun to change things up. But listen, there's uh this guy who owns a farm up in Canada, and he wants you to take care of his animals on the farm and you'll live rent free. I don't know. I'm not good with animals. Now you you'll learn you can take care of the cows, the sheet that chickens the ducks, and you live there for free. Well, you know, doesn't cost a thing to live there, and that's fabulous. It gets a little cold up there. I wonder if he provides food or if you have to bring your own food a place, But that's okay. I haven't seen much of Canada. I've only been like Niagara Falls. Okay. Well, um, well you on the Canadian side, Yes you did see Canada. Uh, here's some more animal news today. This guy released a bunch of doves at a funeral and I thought it was just a beautiful thing. You know, you let the dove the doves flying, they represent the spirit of the of the person who's past. Well. Um, Unfortunately, the funeral was being held next to a highway and uh, a big rig ran right into a dove and smashed into it from both people at the funeral. Oh my gosh, there's a video of it. I don't mean to laugh. You really should think about these things before you release doves. Doves at a funeral next to a highway. What happens to the doves typically if they don't get hit by a truck? Like are they wild doves that they just go? And doves make do? Did you see this glass bottom rooftop pool in Houston? This is the scariest thing. Would you swim in this pool? Do a market it's called Market Square Tower pool pool video? So it's it's a high rise, right, and the pool it's three feet above the above the ground. The pool just jets out, juts out rather look so so there's a it's a glass bottom pool. So you're swimming with nothing under neath you, just assuming the pool is gonna hold you. Of course, it's a nice, nicely structured cantilever pool or whatever. Scared of heights and going in there. And also, I mean there's always one idiot in every job. What if that idiot is the one who was trusted to build the pool, right, I'd rather have a pool right there on the ground. But it's got to be invigorating to take a little dip in the pool. So do do a search for Market Square tower pool video? Did you see it? Roundhead? I can see it all the better things that computer. That's got to be crazy. They like dive in and like, you know, you could see through the bottom and all of a sudden you're like and then you stop. That's gotta be on a mind screw. That's gonna be you hope you stop, man, Yeah, you're just hoping you stop. Yeah, I don't know. I don't need that. And that funny how we don't need some things in our lives, and that's one of them. What I mean, you know, you go to like a high rise and you look out the window. Even doing that is enough to kind of make my feet go numb. I I couldn't. Yeah, I'm done. All right, Let's get into Daniel's report. Hey, Danielle, what's going on? All right? So the Billboard Music Award nominations came out. Chain Smokers and Drake have more than anyone else with twenty two. That is crazy. It all goes down Sunday, May twenty one, and of course they'll start announcing performers and all that good stuff. So you're at a birthday party for a kid and your act shows up. That's what happened with Drake and Rihanna. They were at a birthday party for a kid and one showed up and then the other showed up. A lot of people said, maybe they were cool with it, maybe they're collaborating on something, but only time will tell. Mariah Carey broke up with her backup dancer boyfriend Brian Tanaka. Sources are saying that he was spending her money and he was too jealous of her relationship with her ex Nick Cannon. There's also a rumor going around that she was giving him twenty five thousand dollars a month to buy her presence. She was giving him twenty dollars to buy her presence, Like, can you imagine I'm giving I'm giving you a budget to buy me gifts? Right? Well, if your boyfriend does not have money and you want presents, you give him the money and then he buys presents. I get it. Thousand lamb, go buy me something that I like, Go buy me something pretty well? I know, but you know what, what a great way to get gifts? Exactly by now, you know that Janet Jackson and her houbby are getting a divorce. We know he is very well off and according to the New York Post, the prenup entitles her to two hundred million dollars because she was married to him five years and she had his baby. Okay, on Netflix is making a series out of the Haunting of Hill House. This is a classic ghost story by Shirley Jackson, right so good. It's supposed to be one of the best horror horror stories of the twenties century. It follows four people as they spend the summer in a rented mansion, and of course they start to experience all the supernatural stuff. And it has been featured films in sixty three and ninety nine, but Netflix is given it a new life. The voices on Tonight Brooklyn, the Foster's Deadliest Catch, prison Break, Marvel's Agents of Shields, and next hour, Adam Levine from Maroon five will be hosting an online golf show and I'll tell you all about it. Sounds exciting. He's excited. Yeah, I love a good online golf show. Where's Elvis? Don't bother him. He's watching his online golf show. I'll be watching. Oh, Gayl, how are you hi? Now? Gayl knows where the doves go after we released them. Are they really doves or are they some sort of pigeon? No, no, they're really doves, but they can be. What the lady told me who runs one of these things, she said, they just she's theme intender where they would get him used to an area where are they you know, normally would go and then when she would let him go, it's my court to where it's considers it home. Okay, so they're trained to go home, trained to actually go home. I'm sorry, are we interrupting something? What are you doing? See? This is the see this is more interesting than the dove things? What do you do? Alright? I was like, I juggle cell phones for out of the car because I have to deliver some of the house to the doors. No, no, that's cool. I just want to know what you're doing. I love you know, we're very nosy. We're very nosy that way. Hey, hey, so what are you doing? Well, Gail? So I didn't know that. So that the de pigeons or I'm sorry, the doves, they usually know where to go. Yeah, because they're trained for it. Got okay, makes me feel better. I think she should. But they have to stay in the area for a amount of time. Hold on, hold on. Can we go back to the newspaper thing. Yeah, I think it's great that people are still reading newspapers. Yeah, the way they're telling us, so it might a couple of years. Well, I gotta be honest. I haven't picked up a physical newspaper in five years. Is that is that bad? I don't want to put people like you out of business, though, because you're very important to us. And then they have where I do a free paper. Okay, that's good. It sounds like you're getting a good exercise too. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. I have one is pretty much deliver to the door. That's cool, all right. The other route is I have a lot of businesses I drop off to, so they just want me to just throw it there you go. I love that. What a great business. What do you do from living? I throw crap at people's doors. Gail, Thank you so much for calling about the doves. I appreciate that very much. Have a have a safe day out, Okay, great idea. Yeah, release a dove and follow it and you see where it goes do it? I think it'd be so awesome. How do I get doves? I have to get? Doesn't let him go go to the dove store. How we could go online and look that up? But you know you can. You can search for almost everything online these days. It's true. The internet is really popular. You can get all your answers right there. The internet is real popular. Yeah, I'm gonna do that now. If you go to birds now dot com, there's a ring neck dove for sale for fifty dollars in stone Ridge, New York. You can get too playful, gentle, fun and smart white babies out of Cantonsville, Maryland. Don't go all the way there, just go to Canal Street. They spray paint pigeons over there. Bethany stopped falling in love with the doves online. Stop it. Yes. When I was growing up, there was a guy who stood on his roof across the street from me, and he had homing pigeons with a pigeon coop. And I would be fascinated where he would take an end of a stick with a rag with a rag and he would call at them. He would fly them and he would call at them. They would fly. Yeah, they would all fly together like a minute. I'm talking about like thirty of them, and he would fly in circles in like counterclockwise, and then he would do a signal and they'd all go back to the coop. There you go. And I can't even keep this show under in an orderly way. But spell the word pigeon. Pigeon. Spell enough, think about it, pigeon. Spell the word pigeon. Maybe you've seen it written before. Okay, I would say pigeon. It would be uh p I uh J. You and my clothes? How close my off fine letter? P I J. Do you have topic train today? I do. ELT's just seen his topic train list. Let's go ahead, and let's go ahead and grade this. Well, how is pigeon when these are the topics that Gregg wanted to do today. Good people in the world, that's off of scaries. Topic about his parents, that was a good one. Oh well, the this person just helped out his parents out of nowhere and they didn't want to take any money or a tip or anything. So I want to know, have you ever come into encounter with a really good person, you know, in the world? Okay, yeah, okay, uh your other topic the crazy cat. So Danielle got two sweet cats, but I want to know about your crazy cat. Your crazy cat, you know, attack somebody. Have you ever been attacked by a crazy cat? How do you why do you have a crazy cat? Let's see, let's not do that one lucky number? Oh well, what's You're not lucky number ever done for you? Like my numbers? Thirteen has done nothing for me. I've got down to Atlantic City couple question, how is it your lucky number if it's never done anything for you? That's my boy. Well that's it's not your lucky number. But everybody's quote it's not never done nothing. But if you ask people, I'm gonna say my lucky number. That was a triple negative, which makes it positive, right, so it's perfect back to negative. Let's think about that. Everybody has a number that they claim as their lucky number. What has that number ever really done for you? Like, do you have a number that you feel very comfortable with? Like what's your number? You have to have one. But you're saying that thirteen is your lucky number. It's never how did he say it? It's it's not never done nothing for exactly, it's not never done nothing. That's negative, right, No, you know what I mean though, But it's never done anything for me, Like thirteen has done nothing from me. You're not listening to me. It can't be your lucky number. It's never done anything for yousive action? What the positive? What he's trying to tell you t is. Yes, you cannot say thirteen is your lucky number if you've never had luck from the number. So why would you say it's your lucky number? But that's my question. That's what I'm asking people, everybody. What makes your lucky number? Like? What happened? Designate that you're lucky number? I don't know nothing. It isn't okay, then it isn't your lucky number. Great great. A number becomes your lucky number when it does good things for you. So thirteen is not your lucky number because it's never done anything good for you. That's exactly what I'm saying. No, no, it's not your lucky number. You can't call it your lucky number. But I always have called him my lucky numbers. What happened that you think that's you're lucky number? But that's what I'm asking. Listen to me, Listen to me. You're not listening at all. You're not listening. I'm missing focus. Okay, ahead, let's say five is every time you write down the number five you you become a millionaire. So five becomes your lucky number. Agreed, But you never called it you're lucky number until it did something good for you. You're calling thirteen you're lucky number, although fifteen has never quite done anything? Right, right, So what made you designate it you're lucky number to begin with? Yeah? I don't know. It's your birthday birthday? Yeah, but right has any Maybe it's your favorite number, but not your lucky number. This is the worst conversation. Please leave the room. Well you know what I'm saying, though, that's a different topic. Hold on a second. Okay, now let's go to that one. Now. You said about the number thirteen, you said it's not never done nothing. So I think so that's a triple negative, which makes it a positive. I was arguing that it was still a negative because it's it's never done nothing. But it's not so okay, so not over so okay, So never done nothing something never done nothing means it is something. Right, So if you add a knot to that it's a negative. It's a negative, so it is not something exactly like the boor At team, and they're trying to teach me is not black nat is not Now here's the problem. Here's the problem. People are waking up right now and just like starting to get coffee in them, and they're really trying to wrap their heads around this stupid conversation. The radio off feel pretty bad. Well, I mean people, people can't handle this. I know I can't. We all just lost about forty i Q points. Now do you understand this concept? Which one? When you said it has not never done nothing for me? Right, I shouldn't have said not with any of it because it's a double negative. No, you gave us, my friend, you gave us a triple negative. You said the number thirteen has not never done nothing for which is three negatives. I was trying to say that it really has done nothing for me, just stressed. You went halfway around the circle, you completed the circle, and then you went halfway around the circle again. I love the text I just got. I'm suing you all. This is the dumbest conversation ever. Which is which is worse? This? This texture asks teaching Uncle Johnny about Netflix, or great to you about this lucky number. People are saying they need a cocktail after this conversation. This is the worst show ever. It's awful and painful. But this texture said, good morning, I like that. Call us zero el miss Dran in the Morning Show. Let's talk about dating, shall we? You know I love you, Bethany, And you know, if someone starts a conversation with you know, I love you. I love you, I love you. But there's no but but But I just want you to know that in the world of life and love, sometimes we must look past our initial gut reaction and gut feelings and let things work. For instance, I overheard you talking about a date you went on. Yeah, it's okay if we talk about it, okay, because you know me, I overhear things like my mom. What did My mom always used to say, if it runs across the front yard, we're gonna pick it up and make it for dinner. Uncle. So I heard she did, which meant we had all sorts of interesting culinary experiences. Look, there's a little puppy. No, mom, leave the dog alone. Mom not eating him. Bettany was saying she went on a date the other night he was late arriving for the date. Strike one, okay, Strike two didn't apologize for being late, but there was a there was a Strike three. He had gone shopping between so like he was wait because he was running late anyway, and then when he showed up, he had a bag of stuff from a store he bought, so he'd stopped someplace like a grocery store or like like like he had he had bought some condoms. Yeah, no, I don't know, he just had like a Dwayne Redback said he like bought some stuff even though he was late. He stopped into a store. He probably could have done it after the date. What you're saying. So here's what Bethany says. Bethany actually pulled the guy card. She played the guy card. So I just don't call him back now. Yeah, so now I just don't text him back because it wasn't like he was fine. He was thirty minutes late, Okay, But I sat I sat in the bar, like in a hole, all by myself, waiting for this person. And I'm sitting and the bartender starts to like look at you, like you maybe got stood up. And then the host came in and he's like do you want to you can? I? Do you want to request a table? Maybe? And just like table for one. I was like no, he's on his way, and and then the bartender would look at me again like are you okay? Is everything? And I'm like this a whole So finally I texted him and I said E T a question mark and he was like, so sorry, I'll be there in five said so sorry. That's should have texted every before she had a text. This is twenty five minutes into all right, So here's my point. Look, he did he screwed up three times. He screwed up by being late, by not truly apologizing for it and proving that he was late because he went to the drug store. Okay, okay, it's like showing up to a work meeting late with a Starbucks in your hand like you were you should Okay, okay, No, he messed up, but you're giving him no wiggle room for for you know, mistakes. Well, for me, here's my theory on the whole thing. If a first date is like the best you should ever be because you're trying to put your best foot forward, You're trying to nail that second date, he's showing you not right. So it shows me that you're that you don't really care, or that you're not really putting a lot of effort into it that you like. It just doesn't set you up as someone who's going to try terribly hard. So you're not going to even give him another shot. No, you won't even text him back. No. He was like, I hope you had a really good night, and I was like, yep, you two. Well, so how was the rest of the night. He talked about himself a lot, a lot, Okay, So so I was like, I'm over it. But part of it is I was just irritated at him and so all, you know, it just it didn't put the right tone on the date. Sh we vote, let's tell Bethany what to do. Froggy, Yes, I have one question though, if he had been on time, so let's say he was on time, was the rest of the date worthy of a second date? Uh oh? We had a lot of stuff in common, and like their conversation was was kept rolling. But I didn't feel like a terrible spark because it wasn't like all, okay, I'm ready to answer. Okay. Yeah, And so your final answer is don't don't, don't call him, don't go on another date with him. Okay, what about you, Betton, Danielle, move on. It's not worth it. Okay, straightening not worth it. Better guys out there, all right? This is an early red flag. A guy is supposed to set an example early on, and he is. He doesn't care very much. Get rid of him. Yeah, we're like dogs. We need to be trained. Okay, just understand my my point of view. My point is, thank you, Scarry. My point is we are always so fast in throwing something away without truly giving it a chance. It sounds like it would. It's not interesting to you, I get. I mean for me, like there are certain things I'm willing to overlook in certain things I'm not. And for me, my number one pet peeve in this world is people who are late and like waiting for someone. If I'm sitting and waiting, I'm more irritated than I will ever be. And thirty minutes is a little insane. I like this. I liked this text before it goes away. Hold on, but Bethany. What Bethany is saying She'd rather have the guy pretend to be punctual and responsible you want him. It is your first date that you've asked me on, and you're not going to show me that you're excited about being there, and and it's you know, butterflies, your first date and you're sweating and you're so excited. That's that's he's not showing that. He's showing that he's an I'm seeing it. Okay, it's making sense. Most of the textures are right with you. And he also didn't rush in. He sauntered in, which means he was sauntering the whole way. Yeah. A lot of people are saying they've had worst first date experiences. I guess you know, good, move on. They're all agreeing with you. I mean, ultimately, I'm grateful to him because he showed me right away that he's not worth my time. Hello, Alia, you've got Bethany here, she's all yours. What's up? Okay, Bethany. So I'm going through a divorce right now, and the best advice I can give to you is that he's not even worth a text message. Move on by Felicia. The point if he's not worth a response, that's not worth a date. If his text message isn't even worth response, threw him and if he was twenty five minutes late, and he truly wasn't sorry. He sounds like a narcissistic piece of crap like my ex husband. There you go. You are better than this. You know why? You know, women run the world because we have the power to say, by Felicia a fantastic that is fantastic, fantastic advice for a hold on. Okay, we had we had to hit the dump button on Ali. She used the F word. She's very passionate, angry. That's okay, I can tell. But that's good. Thank you so much. Literally, it's like the worst day of my life in your radio showed made me laugh so hard. Now, why is this the worst day of your life? Is this the divorce thing? I've put in for divorce papers yesterday? And I'm celebrating my thirtieth birthday by myself. Good Hey, hey, hey, no good, no good, it's fine. Good for you. I would much rather celebrate my thirtieth birthday by myself with a narcissistic piece of crap. No, my narcissistic piece of crap. Actually, would you stop using the effort on my show? Stop using the effort? Delay We got I gotta hang up on you. You are considered a non trustworthy listen, but we love you. I mean, I send you a shirt. I don't know. Can you send me lawyer fees? Like? Okay, I've been told I gotta hang up on you. Hold on one second. The attorneys are saying, hang up on her. Okay, so the talks were off. I'm going to talk to her right now, so because I know she's still listening. Ali, today is your birthday or tomorrow is your birthday? And I don't remember what you said? Now is the fresh start? You officially have a fresh year that you're starting for Okay, hold on, I'm going back to Ali. Just don't say anything makes up for yes or no? Okay? Where do you? Where do you live? I live in Connecticut and because of straining orders, I can't tell you exactly yes, yes or no, yes or ho. You need to go out today and do something for you, something that you maybe date maybe not, maybe you should wait. No no, I've been single and ready to mingle for all five years of this relationship. All right now, then get out there, go have fun. But ok okay, the attorneys are telling me to put you a hole again. I love you, Ali, and it for our own good. This hurts me more than it hurt you. Hold on, Oh my god. Well she okay, So what you didn't hear is she used the F word twice. So we had to hit the dump button twice? And is that our limit? Two times? Well it's not confirmed. No, it's not confirmed. But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna push it to the to the limits. Well, now, okay, you know what you're doing. You're you're not thinking smart. I know, but we didn't even know if it worked this morning because wasn't even list didn't know. No one heard the F word. No, it worked, but we didn't know. Plase work. All right, it works. We we should Okay, can I just say something that I shouldn't say on the air. Don't say that in our world it always works, so people know they can't get away with it. Please send all resumes for the executive producer position to Elvis Durant. So back to Bethany for a second. Bethany, I think you need to establish expectations early and often. If you should just do if you let the guy get away with it, he'll always do it. That was the dog trainer rule that I've read about. Okay, comparing guys to dog, Well, scary, who's never had a dog? I tell you, but but but I do know what you're saying. You know, I'm saying, hello, Kim, no foul language. I won't promise. Okay, what's going on? Um? Well, actually was in Bethany's situation. I had a date set up and he was about an hour late, and I found out that he was shopping as well. Um, but now, and and all guests, we we married for four years. Really well, why that's good? I don't even know if it was his he always late though? Um well, nowadays you he's not always the most timely person. But um, there's just something about him that made me, you know, stick around. And Okay, so that's the difference. Bethany didn't see something about this guy. But so question back to your first date when you're now husband was late. I mean, did he beg for forgiveness? Did you say I'm so so so sorry. I wouldn't say begged for forgiveness, but he didn't apologize, So that's also different. There obviously was a spark there that Bethany did not have on her day. Yeah, there you go. You're talking about him like you really love this You love this guy, right, I do. That's awesome. I'm glad. I'm glad that you guys worked it out and that that he was worth, you know, waiting for. Literally Unfortunately, not all guys are like like him. So I guess I got the lucky one you did. He got the lucky one way. I don't know. You both got the lucky one you both got. All right, Thank you very much. Good So there you go. In closing, I don't know what we just talked about. Awesome you wanna do headlines or not? Screw it, I can do it. It's up to you. Let's take a vote. Do we want to do headlines? No? What about your froggy? I love head lines? What is that supposed to mean? I like him? Can you explain why you said it that way? Yeah? I had to. I got something caught in my throat. I love when Bethany does headlines. All right, Um, so we have one vote, yes, one vote no. Neate's vote means more than mine. I think we should do headlines. Danielle to the bottom line is it's Bethany's decision. Why are we voting do you want to do headlines or not. It's up to you. Um, you know what, I'm gonna do headlines, and I'm gonna I mean, it's not always happy news. There's some sad, sad news today, but it's important news to know it is alright to do it. Headlines. What's going on? Okay? So, uh yesterday, as you know by now, a fifty three year old man under North Park School in San Bernardina, California. This is where his estranged wife. They'd only been married for two months. This is where she was teaching. Her name is Karen Smith. He came in, did not say a word, He shot her and then himself. Both of them passed away. Also, an eight year old boy who was hit by fire passed away last night in the hospital. There is a nine year old girl though the good news is she is in stable condition. The CEO of United Airlines is saying that the passenger who was recorded being forcibly removed from a plane in Chicago was quote disruptive and belligerent. Now this is not going against what video that was shot by passengers showed. They just showed the custom the passenger being pulled out of a seat violently. His nose and mouth were actually bleeding in the video. The CEO of United claimed that the employees follow established procedures. However, the main O'Hare Airport police officer has been put on leave. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. Please do And if you want to get the most health benefits out of your cup of tea, microwave it's really yes, your pearls. A doctor from the University of Newcastle says that microwaving your tea releases eighty percent of the caffeine and the antioxidants. So he suggests putting hot water in a cup with the tea bag, microwaving it for thirty seconds and then letting it sit for a minute. Huh No, give it a shot. See what happens. Those are your headlines, all right, we have a phone tap next, who does Bethy? Would you please do the auder that way? Because maybe how I'm talking in the phone top call me, I'm going to microwave my tea. Enjoyed. In the Morning Show, Julia was beginning a new life with her new man, but when his ex discovers there engaged, she decides to sabotage their relationship Unforgettable as a psychological thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, starring Catherine Heigel and Rosario. We are so excited about our dysfunctional family vacation, like three weeks away and three weeks away, we're flying down to Riviera Maya, Mexico, staying at Unico, this brand new gorgeous hotel right on the beach. If you go google Unico, which is you and I CEO, I believe, look at it and just picture yourself there. That's the good news. The bad news is you'll be with us. Lose five will be with us performing for us. They are so festive, so fun, it's gonna be great. If you want to go, you can go to Elvis Love Mexico dot com and I do believe we have a few rooms available if you want to join us, uh and do it. Just go come with us. We'd love to have you. Are you guys ready for the phone tap? Let's go Elvis duran The Elvis Durant phone tap. So I hear today's phone tap is especially festive. I hope, So, Bethany, what's it about? Okay? So, Aaron and his wife Jillian are ready to move into their first like grown up home, and it's in this condo association, and they're really excited and they really really want to live here. And so Aaron wanted me to phone tap his wife Jillian, as a representative from the condo association. Oh boy, okay, let's see what happens in Bethany's phone tip. Hello, Hi, Jillian, this is Henrietta from the Hell. How are you? And I'm good? How are you? I'm wonderful, I'm wonderful. I just wanted to call because your name has come to the top of the list of the condo board. We just wanted to make sure that you're okay with a couple of the police used that we have here at the follow Sure, it's great, wonderful. So, um, you have to attend the monthly key party. Okay. So what you'll have to do is you come, you bring your keys, you put them in the fish bowl, and then you switch sexual partners. I'm sorry, can you switch sexual partner? So, for example, if you're living next door to Kevin and William, then you would have sex with Kevin. Your husband would have sex with William. We like to get everyone to know each other that's that be a joke, right, No, No, absolutely not. It's one of the number one rules here at this because if you want to live here, we want you to be part of the community. And it happens. Why do you think we're so dawn popular, darling, don't be insecure. I've seen your photo. You'll do nicely. Do you just that you have made it to the top of a very prestigious list. Bill Gates's cousin wanted to be a member of the World, but he was not accepted. Yeah, but listen, lady, I don't care about that. What I do. My name is Henrietta. This is bizarre. If I had known that this is like a cult, I would not have signed up for me this. It's not a cold, my darling. It's a community. I have no clue that you guys did all this weird. We can't advertise this is everyone would want to join. Why would something in that office not you read the fine friend, my darling. We trusted that you were small enough. You did say the whole Everybody who lives there apparently is like psycho. I don't think a sense you're getting to live so is that? Hey, yes, there is. I don't know. No, it's a go yourself like for the key party. Aaron. This is better than I could have hoped. I'm gonna try to call her back in a second. Um right now, okay, don't text her back. UM, we are going to call her and it's going to be all you. Okay, I'm so angry right now and you don't even looking and what happened? I just got a crow from that lady for the Condoms Association or whatever. We need to get off this list because apparently we just dropped keys in a bowl. When we show up one night and then whoever gets our key we just go home with me. Apparently it is here. Know that have to be what they're calling something that isn't what you think it is. She said, it's a key party. It's insane, and I mean it looks like you're gonna be banging some guy named William Hell Aaron, I'm like, oh hello, and we absolutely mean that you'll be other people. Jillian, this is Bethany from Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. Your husband's phone tapped you. Oh my god, you have to going my whole life's wife, Bice, thinking before my eyes again. I don't see how God's green earth these people stay on the phone that long. I actually asked her that. I asked her, why did you stay on the phone belong? She's like, I didn't. I couldn't figure out. It's it's so weird. It's so weird. I think we should do the entire show speaking like this. Would you come up with him and do me? Now me fantastic phone tap? Thank you, Bethany. If you have an idea for a phone tap someone you think will be gullible and will actually stay on the phone and let us pull that. Uh, let us know about it. Go to Elvis Durand dot com and click on the phone tap link. This tap was prerecorded with permission granted by All Party Space Elvis Duran phone tap on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. What a beautiful day to day? Great teas down there, getting ready for great teas topic train. We'll get to that in due time. No problem, Scary, get your dad on the phone. How you doing. We love Scary' dad. His mom and dad are great, and Scary does abuse them. He's yells and screams at them. And anytime they suggest something to make their life easier, he's like, no, I want it, dolway. They all they all scream at each other. So you're about to hear that they're having a dilemma. This Sunday is Easter, and they typically have their big Italian Easter feast and they expect everyone to be at the table like every Eastern Fast family tradition. Well, this year, you know these this family member is gonna be gone, and this other family member is gonna be another family member, and so there's only, like you, rather than forty five of them, there's only seven of them. So to them, that's not big enough for a feast. So Scary's point is they're actually canceling Easter. They're canceling a religious holiday because no one can be of hair. He's Scary is unhappy with the food they want to serve. I think the dad said, you know, Eastern we know we should give up on carbs. So he's gonna and cancel a religious holiday because of carb Yeah, what are they gonna do instead? Well, I don't know. We're about to get him on the phone. Get him on the phone. Hello, stop yelling at your dad. Yeah, there are you And already you're already arguing with your father. Hello, Tony, how are you sorry? We're doing great, everybody, now here's here. Here's the challenge. Your son, Anthony Scary is very very upset that you're not having the big family Easter feast this Sunday. Uh yeah, that's correct. We decided that we're gonna get rid of the pasta and we're just going to do a barbeque. And I gotta be honest to me, that sounds fantastic. But he Scary doesn't think that I wanted to keep his figure, so you know he's on this uh this, uh but down listen. Tradition, holidays are different. Holidays are the exception to the rule. We can screw a tradition. This is not the Fourth of July where you have a barbecue but you're the one making all the food. Or is that my father? Is that? My parents host Easter in Brooklyn every single year. If you want pasta, you make it and bring it exactly picture Easter. I think of lasagna stuff. Well, well I want to change this year. I mean, you know, every year we have the same thing. We have the big ZD, we have the stuff shells. We have the lasagn It sounds delicious, man, it sounds great, But a lot of times it winds up, you know, on the table and nobody who's on a diet, who doesn't want this or doesn't want that. So I'm changing the rules this time. I'm gonna do a barbecue alright, alright for you dad. See, I'm with I'm with Papa scary because it's really about the family getting together, and that's really all that really matters. It's not about the food on the table. It's that everybody gets together scary. So as long as everybody's still going to get together, they can be there. What does it matter we're eating That's exactly right. I declined to change tradition. On Christmas Eve, he's like, you want seven fish, We're gonna do sushi. Sushi is a fish. Anthony. Listen to me, Anthony, listen. Christmas time right pasta? Right? Yes, new? He is pasta every every every holiday's pasta. I'm changing it this time. He's going to be barbacue. If you if you want such a traditional Easter, have everyone over to your house and then you make the pasta you make every one year. And I got the cake, boss, you make it. I mean, he brings enough cops, he brings a load of cake over, he brings pastries, he brings that, and you know he winds up, It winds up on my table and I gotta deal with it. Then you have to eat it, all right? Why can't you cook it if you want it? My point is this, I don't know how to cook. I kiss me a politician. He never answers, never entered. He even like this his entire life, Mr Tony, he never answers a question now. He never does. Like you know, it's only gonna be your nephew Lucas and aunt Millie and me and the kids, no fuss to see you can stop yelling, stop yelling at your father exactly. So we're gonna do to bobba Que and everybody's going to enjoy it. I'm sure. By the way, here's what I've learned, you know, being a Texan moving to New York City, hanging out with Italian Americans for holidays. They always say, it's a special holiday day. We've got to make lasagna, We've gotta make zd And then for lunch the next day, what are you having for lunch, we're gonna have lasagna and ZD. Yeah. With then the next day for lunch, maybe linguini, maybe some ZD, maybe some lasagna. Remember, you gotta have the bread. They gotta have bread. So it's gonna be similar bread to eat the bread with the butter, the passas on the table, to have a little bit of that, and then it remains and then I have to deal with it during the week, exactly so with you. So that's why I'm changing the rules. We're gonna do a nice bobbe cue and everybody's gonna be happy. I like. Now, hold on, I've got Caroline on the phone. Hey, Caroline, say hello to us. Scary's dad Tony. Oh my goodness, scary dad has such a sexy voice. Will you talk to me for a few minutes. No, no disrespect to your wife for scary mom. But I love that accident. I'm Italian and I'm from New Jersey, and I can listen to you talk all day, the very encouraging committing for a while, we could, all right, Caroline, thank you for listening, and we'll keep him on as long as we can afford him. All right, Thank you, A scary dad Tony, thank you so much for coming on. And I think that there's nothing wrong with shifting to tradition. It is about getting together, Like like Froggy was saying, what's that great tea? You know. I just don't think that parents really completely understand. Even though we get older, we move out of the house, there is a little piece of us that still wants to come back home to when we were kids and have that tradition. And I understand, like my my mother does it very similar, same thing, like the tree is not the same on Christmas, the food of Thanksgiving, things are different, and they're like, well, you kids moved out and now it's me and you know your mom and blah blah blah. So I think that, Tony, I think that you have to reconsider and go back to the traditional ways because I think what Skill is trying to tell you is that he remembers what it was like as a kid, and he and he holds onto that once a year. It really does have a point. Do you sort of see that, Tony, Yeah, I kind of see it. But there's also the other the other holidays of the year which we will go back to tradition. So I'm just changing it up. Like I said, I'm going to change it up this one time. Here. There you go, all right, Tony, it's always a pleasure speaking with you and whatever. You guys. Okay, all right, thank you, Tony. Have a beautiful right you guys. There you go. You know, you bring up a good point there. Great because you know, Easter at our house it was always ham. It was always macaroni and cheese with the southern thing. We always had some kind of collared greens and we had had more of a southern thing, and it was but if God forbid, if you go to the table on Eastern there's no ham there. And I'm gonna even I don't even like ham, but I gotta have it at the table. It was just always there. You remember that. It brings you back to that really nice time and it's once a year and your parents are tired and they don't want to make that. I'm gonna bring it. I'm gonna bring a ham home. Ham and lamb. That's what is about ham and lamb. You gotta have some kind of peas over there. It's some asparagus. It's all about the spring flavors. What Scary Scotty was just telling me that last night, his mom declared, this is the last Passover. Next year, we're breaking tradition. We're going to a restaurant, Scotty. She's canceling a religious holiday. But she's getting older, so maybe Scotty hosts it now. Exactly hard for her. My grandmother can't cook anymore. We for Christmas last year we had lean cuisine. Was it a bum? Yeah, but it's too hard for grammed to cooking. I don't know how to make that. I tell you I've got I've got a solution for all your problems. I'm gonna give it to you right after our conversation with Karen Hi. Karen Hi, So, how are you good? Thank you, Welcome to the high holidays? And what are you celebrating this time of year? Pass Over? Okay, so your mom made a passover turkey. Yes, usually we get the brisket, and this time she decided to make a turkey. Did that mess you up a little bit? It was horrendous. We my my brother, my husband, we all revolted and said, you know, no more turkey for Passover. It's disgusting, but but turkey is great. What's wrong with turkey? Turkey? Is for Thanksgiving. Turkey is not for passing. Okay, there you go. I have to agree for passover if I if I'm invited to your house, I'll be very grateful. I'll eat the brisket, some noodle koodle in there, you know, as she also put ginger and nutmeg in the mocks the balls down. Your mother, she's going through the second childhood. She's lost her mind. All right, Karen, best of luck to you and have had a beautiful day you and your family. Yeah, I have a sort of showing her ankles a little bit. Okay, here's what you do for all holidays. We're you're not getting the cooking you want. This is why God blessed us with Boston Market. They've got your ham, they've got your brisket and it's all delicious. And the meat loaf, bring meat, it's all there. You all need it. If my mom says to me, hey, Danny, could you make a lasagna this year? And I go sure? And how many people? So she tells me need three lagna lad people? Oh no, not that size. I'm hello, Allison, Hi, what's going on? Um? I agree with scary dad. I have a huge family. Well, you usually have forty two something five people at family events, which we're going to have for Easter. But for Christmas. Last Christmas we did um there were only six of us, and we did enchiladas. I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind enchiladas, some Eastern enchilados. We just got a text here, Allison from someone their family serves rabbit on Eastern which is well, I know, but if you're in Italy or you're in France, they they serve a lot of lep like eating It's like eating what's his name Santa Claus on Christmas? Why not you eat the Easter Bunny chocolate on Easter? While all right, Allison, good luck with your your traditional your new traditional enchiladas. So you can make turkey enchiladas from Thanksgiving. I don't know why you can't. All right, Allison, thank you, all right, thanks, But you know, in tradition, you know what, we missed those traditions from when we were kids. You know, my mom and dad have passed away, and I do think of those little things, like every year my dad made my mom make this pea salad. I hated it, but if it wasn't there, I'd be upset. My grandmother made a sour cream pie. Oh so good. I hated it as a child, but now I crave it. Do you miss it because of the taste or the tradition? The tradition jello mold heart attack stuffing is what my mom would make. It top meat and MutS and you get a heart attack answering, but you have to eat it. It's so good. Taylor's family. They're even changing all holidays at your house, right, Taylor, Yes, everything, And I'm about it like they do in July. Fourth listen to this fourth of July. We usually do like a barbecue at my aunt's house. Everyone goes over there. Now they want to change it to a whole another state. They want to go to Maryland and then they want to do it like Thanksgiving and Christmas. They want to have turkey and ham and all of that stuff. Four. You're gonna be in Maryland? Did you meeting crabs? Well? No, you should be in San Romania eating barbecue. See this is the terrorists have one. All right, thank you, Taylor. Good luck with that. You know I'm doing it this this Sunday. I'm gonna make a traditional Southern Easter dinner, and I bet no one shows up. If I'm gonna make it and we're gonna eat it by myself, I'll do it. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Hey Danielle, when you're in labor, you don't want to hear like love songs and stuff because you're screaming at your other half. Usually. Well, when Blake Lively was in labor with one of her kids, Ryan Reynolds put on Marvin Gaye. Let's get it on. That's exactly what you want to hear. Did it work? I don't think so. The New York Yankee fans man at Martha Stewart for Jinxing picture Michael Panetta. He had a perfect game going in the seventh then she tweeted about it. In three minutes later he gave up a hit and people were not happy. Weather They were funny. How we believe in these little superstitions, Of course we do. You guys remember the famous tree from the Shawshank Redemption. It is gone. It was it was destroyed by a couple of storms in the last few years, and the owner decided to finally get rid of it so that he could farm the land. Uh, they say they're going to use the wood to make a table or a bench. At least it was natural, I hope say right on it like Showshank Redemption would was here, Yeah, something like that. So people were saying a couple of weeks ago that Mariah Carey's label was going to kick her to the curb. But now we're hearing that No, they're actually setting her up for like one of her biggest hits ever. So supposedly we're gonna get a lot of really good Mariah coming. So would I it was gonna be awesome. Um what else? Let's see So Adam Levine from a Room five. You know, he's on the Voice and he does a lot of other stuff. Now he's going to be hosting an online golf show. Froggy, this is right up your alley, dude. I'm so excited. I cannot wait. It'll feature him hitting balls with some of his famous pals. Don't call my house when it's on the voices of Tonight Brooklyn nine nine, don't forget Deadliest Catch, prison Breaking, Marvel's Agents of Shields. The next hour, we're gonna talk about the Billboard Music Award now, and I'm dying to go. I like this text, this family Greek Orthodox and every year their grandparents would roast a whole lamb out on the spit, you know, but now they're no longer here. The spitch just out there waiting for a lamb to be attached to it. She's rolling around, you know, Anthony worst assistant, Anthony, who's now with Carla Marie in Seattle. I think their their family had like great, huge Ortho Greek Orthodox Orthodox feasts. I think if I'm not missing that, don't eat the Greek Easter. Yeah, they ate some crazy great stuff. I bet the smells were just like rich and amazing. Wow. I can't wait. I hate Hammond. I can't wait to eat it this Sunday. Bring it on. Call us two zero Elvis Durrand. In the Morning Show, Julia was beginning a new life with her new man, but when his ex discovers there engaged, she decides to sabotage their relationship. Unforgettable as a psychological thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, starring Katherine Heigel and Rosario Dawson, rated in theaters a What a day today. We are excited about the show every morning in the car. Here is the one, the only elvising, Well, how did that you do? Let's go around the room. What's on your mind today, Froggy? Well, just in case you're wondering, if a friend of yours ever has a water gun shaped like a penis and it's got water scoring out of it, that is not okay to post on Instagram. Just so you know. I don't know that a lot of people have that, but if you do, don't post it on Instagram. We found out the hard way. Yes, Twitter doesn't care, Snapchat doesn't care, Facebook doesn't even care, but Instagram does. All right, Just take it from Froggy. He knows it's so funny, how I mean, who is sitting in some office somewhere going, oh there, I've got to take that down. You know, if you click on a picture on Instagram, you can hit report, and I'm guessing maybe somebody reported it and then they saw it and then that's how it happens. My guest, I like the picture myself. I thought it was fantastic at work of art. What's up, Danielle. So a lot of people have asked me in the past, how do you like when you get dressed? Do you have anywhere you go to get inspiration on stuff, and I go, oh, my gosh. Pinterest is still the best place in the world because that you have a orange cardigan, you type in orange cardigan outfit ideas, and I'm telling you, all these outfit ideas come up and you go, oh, I never thought I could put my orange cardigan with that. Oh I never thought I could put my blue jeans with that. And you find all these outfit inspirations. So I'm telling you go in your closet, type something into Pinterest and you're gonna find lots of ideas for stuff you already own. That's how Nate got dressed today. He's wearing Pacific sunrin my outfit. So I Bety, what's up with you today? So today's National Pet Day, it really is. It is, And we just watched the video that made us cry. You have to post that video, Elvis. It is the sweetest thing. And so if you're like me and you do not currently have a pet, but you miss your pet, or you just love animals, you're gonna get through the day by looking at YouTube videos. And that video, Elvis you just showed me. It's a little puppy that had been rescued by a man and then for some reason they got separated or something. I didn't read it. And so then the man comes back to adopt the puppy and the puppy is so excited to see him and remembers him, and it's like crying. You should see his tail is wagging so hard, he's like almost falling over. It's the cutest. You have to tweet that out. Figure that out. Figured out. Okay, I'm gonna post it. Give me a few minutes. I'll let you know when it's up. It's gonna rip your heart out. It's but it's happy. It's a happy, happy video. It is National Pets Day, National Pet Day, pet or pets which one hashtag pet whatever, pet National Pet Day. And you know, I cannot imagine living a life without my little Max. I can't. I just can't eagine it. You know. We we got home from Miami yesterday and he was in the car picking himself, and so I just when he looked at me, there he goes his tails like and he's like and he just couldn't lick my face enough. And yesterday when we got our new kittens, talk about it and they were, I mean, they are the cutest things in my heart just melt. They're like not even they're a little bigger than my hand, and they're just they're they're full of energy and life and they just my kids were smiling and my husband was smiling. It would just bring so much love to your family. It's so great, don't don't get Froggy started on Rocky. I drive home and I'm like five minutes from home, and I'm like, I'm gonna open the door and little Mr ru is going to be standing there and I'm like, run into me as fast as he can. I love you so much, the high point of my day every single day. I just love him. I just I just I can't imagine a day without without little Max orright, and you know exactly how I feel, you guys, I mean, tell our tell tell the trunk story. This is my favorite, my favorite analogy from Froggy. So if you ever want to know who loves you the most, lock your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car and leave them there for one hour and then come back. One of them is going to be really really happy to see you. So that's so cool. It's right, You're right, rock roo would love me even if I did that. So celebrating National Pet Day, make sure you give your your your pet a little extra leven. Today we're putting the video up at Alvis Durand dot com. Thank you, you'll have it. You're very efficient. Uh yeah, when you see this video, you can be like, oh my god, stop it. Uh, let's get into Garrett. Garrett has a pet at home. Yes, cool moment yesterday. So I went to uh the Yankee game with my son and my wife Alley, And when we came home, my dog Molly was at the door waiting and expecting like a hello to me or my wife. She bypassed us and went straight to my son Hudson, licked his face and then she licked her butt. There you go. That's how that's how much we love them. They can lick their butts all day long, we still love them. What sound do you have today? All right, let's start with this. So our friends Pentatonics, they just put out a new cover from Queen covering Bohemian Rhapsody. Sounds like this. Here we go. Make you keep in mind you may have forgotten this. Petatonics they don't use any instruments, just their mouth. That's it's incredible. Al right. So Jimmy Kimmel last night was talking about Judge Neil gorse Such, the new appointed as Supreme Court. So is he how you say his name? Gorse Such? But everyone that interviewed him in Congress was calling him Gorsitch. And we have a montage Judge Judge, Judge Neil and Gorcich do solemnly swear. Okay, so everyone says Gorsetch everyone except that is for him. I such, you swear. They asked this man ten thousand questions. No one bothered to ask what his name is. So congratulationcy Neil door such kind of interesting. I guess you know when you have a name like gor Such and people just mutilate it constantly, you just whatever, You just move on. Well yeah that for me, My name is Garrett, but I get Gary all the time. So when you call me Gary, I just say all right, hey, I'll go with it. Well, whatever you do, don't call Bethany beth. Oh God. Alright, So this news clip is going viral in Ireland. They were doing a news report about someone stealing sheep and they talked to the farmer of that that lost some sheep, but no one could understand him because he has a very strong accent. You, Mikey, Joe Ash brought his flock a Scotch sheep don't from the mountain commonage ahead of lambing. Mikey is convinced over forty five have been stolen. Possible a night like beautiful moon about night and shouldn't be right out in loud? Then you one up in the mountains about night shore. Well there was five sheepless and Mike in the lambs and it wasn't the sheep that's going to In the meantime, one of the farmers is offering a two thousand euro reward for any information leading to the return of it. It's like when Danielle speaks what she say? What what I got? That? That was loud and clear? Love that all right? Thank you? America? Was great? Tea isn't isn't great? You're gonna do his topic train? Why is he on the toilet? He said he ate a lot of pass over dinner last night. That's what he's texting. You need to hear that. He's a gross human being. Yeah, what do you mean? Should I do it? I'll do great topic train. The topic juggling should be the topic juggler. All right, I'll be the topic juggler. I've got his topics. Did you wash your hands very quickly? Yes? I did a quick like that? Done? All right, I think I think we're covered. I think we're good. Okay, don't worry about it. What do I gonna do? Juggler? Unbelievable topic juggler? On the topic juggler, Here we go off the rails again. Well, you weren't here for your bit. You're supposed to be here fifteen minutes ago. You had one job to do today and you're you're on the crapper. But I texted your executive producer right let him know I couldn't make it. We're live radio. What are I supposed to do? I asked for a delay? I said, can I go next break? I had passed over dinner last night. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear about your digestion. Oh god, alright, you do better anyway? Your names on the show. Alright, alright, happy ass over? Yeah, great pie topic train that big? Did you take a crap a look? Oh my god? All right. From the mind of Greg to the frat boy, here's your topic train All right, these are topics from the mind of Greg t and his mind only. Alright, topic number one, what is it? I'm wait for you to say the title. You always say good people in the world. Got it? So Scary told us about his parents that they got a flat tire and some person pulled over and helped his parents out. And they took no money or a tip. They helped them out just because they were good people. So I want to know what good person just randomly helped you out. Let's point them out. This is a good thing. Catch them doing something right? Yes, two zero, one hundred. Let's hear about the good people in the world. Your next topic the crazy cat. Okay, guys, So Danielle, she just told us a story how she just got too sweet, brand new little cats, brand new cats. But what about those crazy cats? Do you have a crazy cat that just like declared itself crazy because he did something so weird in your house? I want to know has your cat ever attacked someone? Have you ever actually been attacked by a crazy cat? I want the funny stories. I had one where he was on the counter and he was about to knock something down, and I looked at him from across the room, I said, Oliver, don't. He looked at me. He started knocking it closer to the edge, I said, Oliver. He knocked it closer, I said, Oliver. He looked me straight in the eyes and swiped it off. Like cats always win, the crazy cat always win. To call us. Next topic, Oh, here we go. Lucky number. Okay, we discussed it earlier, So let's just say that you say that your number, you're lucky number, is a four. I want to know what is that lucky four really done for you? Like I I've always claimed that the number thirteen is my lucky number, but it's done nothing for him, but not you're lucky. Don't start. Don't even talk about yourself because it's not your lucky number. If it's never done anything for you, Okay, then I just want to know what how lucky number? How has it been good for one? Next? Oh? God, next topic? Dragged out kicking and screaming. All right, everybody has seen this, right, So yesterday, this viral video just broke of a man being dragged off an airplane he didn't want to go. So where were you? Dragged out? While kicking and screaming and you didn't want to leave. We're about to see that in action here in the room. I think I'm holding on I two hundred. You were thrown out, dragged out, kicking and screaming. I am not leaving, okay one eight hundred. All right, you put some topics out there. Let's just let's go. Let's go talk to uh Tori? Hi, Tori, Welcome to Great TIA's topic train. Which of his topics you're calling about? Um, I'm calling about good people in the world? Okay, So who helped you out? Let's point them out? Tori? Okay, I actually got locked out of my car late at night and the tow truck driver came and let me into my car and didn't charge me anything. Talking about that, it makes you feel pretty good about humanity, doesn't it. Oh yeah, he was an angel at like it was Friday night, so he didn't have to do that, was Tori. Thank you so much. I appreciate the report. That's cool. Thanks guys. How every day you too? Is this? Gene Yes? Hello, Gean, Welcome to Great Tea's topic train. Which of his topics you're calling about? Good people? All right, Jeans, so point them out? Who helped you out and why So I was in college and my girlfriend when I was going to go to a Mets game, and our car work down right around Safe Stadium, right like in the Bronx. And here we were like, we didn't even know where we were, and we were scared atop in. This couple pulled over and they they speed with us and fix the car. It took them six hours to fix the car. And they stayed with us the whole entire time. I don't remember how they had this giant job. And I was in the whole time because people trying to sell us drugs and there, and so we were just saying, like out of our elements, and they were amazing. We ended up sending them a big giant fruit basket because we just wanted to say thank you. See there are some I mean, there's no longer a Shasee Stadium, but there's some great people. I love that. Well. Look see you should always stop and celebrate the great people who do great things for you. Yeah, yeah, alright, thanks thank you, Jane, thank you, thank you. Okay, Tom, Welcome to Great Tea's Topic Train. How are you doing, Tom, I'm doing good. How are you doing? Doing very well. I which of Great Teas topics you're calling about? I am talking about the crazy cat. Okay, what'd your crazy cat do? My crazy cat used to eat escape from our house at night, and he gathered up all the other neighborhood cats and they used to have a nice little fight club out in the woods somewhere. He ran the there's cats, they give me vicious to do. You don't want to get in the middle of a cat fight. No, they don't. Cat's just fight. It's it's they're they're a little different. And then and then your cat will come home and be this cute, cuddly, little firm right next, feel like nothing happened. You have a little scratch, it's about it, but nothing dressed. Wipe the blood out of the corner everything mouth? What is it with people cursing today? Thank you very much? Tom? Okay, Okay, pornate has to hit the dump button every time someone uses a foul word. Hello, Kursten, Welcome to Great Tea's topic train. Which of his topics you're calling about? Hey, Elvis, I am calling about the crazy cat as well. Now what does it do that makes it so crazy? Okay? So my cat actually has a name at my job as the little Demon because she climbs wall so much that all the way up to the ceiling, plaster is falling out of the wall. The cat climbs the wall. She literally digs her claws into the walls and climbs up them. Oh my god, it's like it's like spider cat. I mean, you do it, if you could, Elvis, I do alright. So other than that is demon, I mean is your is your cator a cool cat? Um? It's pretty cool when she wants to be, but she definitely she carries those demon characteristics throughout the house. It's not just one wall or two walls. It's every wall, every tower, every piece of furniture, and even the stair railing. I well, thank you, best of What is your catch real name? Not demon? Her name is Sloan calmed down, Thank you, Kirsten. What's up? We just got a text said my crazy cat mew skinned baby rabbit. There you go, thank you scary See. I don't find that crazy. I think that's sort of like they have it on board. That's part of their you know, yeah, we're looking for the funny stories. Turn about fair play? How about it? People that have crazy rabbits. You have a crazy rabbit. You never hear a rabbits doing crazy things. Maybe we should open our doors to crazy rabbit calls. We have this rabbit here's so crazy. Hello, e j Welcome to Great Teas topic trains, Which is a topic you calling about? I am calling about the people doing good things? Alright ahead, So let's salute them who did something good for you. So I'll on vacations once and I go to Dollywood and I'm struggling with the ticket machine the lines along with the front boots, and I'm like, what the heck? So this lady comes up to me. She sees me struggling, and she's just like, hey, do you want this ticket? I have an extra one. I was like, are you serious? How much? She's like no, just take it and it just walks away in the distance. And I'm like what that? Well those are expensive too, I mean how much how much your dolly would tickets? Oh? They're like six? That is great? Look at that. She just what was she gonna do with it? Just keep it all day? She helped you out? Yeah, definitely, all right, Well, thank you, e Jane. People doing good things, you know, sometimes it could be big, a little whatever. If they do something good for you, something nice for you, you you should point it out absolutely, Like for instance, I allowed you to do topic train late today. I was actually the fight thing was I was gonna tell you that, I was gonna say, you know what, else, you did a nice thing. Let's hear it from me. You're not clamping for me. I've had a job for a very long time to Elvis Tran a bunch of ask kissers. You guys all stand around wait for me to die, to see who's gonna take over the show? No, no, no, who would if I didn't come in tomorrow? Who's Nate's gonna take over? Yeah, we've had this conversation. I'm going I just gotta refresh it, like privately, we've had this conversation. Let's see a text creepy a text message. I think Greg t almost missed his topic train. Being on the toilet is a great topic. What important than have you missed because you were stuck on the toilets where they announced your name at like an awards, Yes, yeah, and where I'm like oh no, no, oh no, this is not happening. No oh no, no, no, there I am at the camp Filding festival on the cam els run. Oh no, let's go talk to our listen. Hello, mar Lissa, Sorry Straight and Nate. Oh yeah, that's the one taken over. I forget it now I have another meeting. So how do I say your name again? Arisas? All? Which of great teas topics you're calling about? Um? Okay? Oh nice? Another one who helped you out for not for no reason? Um. I was actually eight months pregnant and a guy helped me change my tire on my car because, um, it had gone flat. It was hit from a stray bullet during a high speed car chase. I hate when that happens. I'm glad you didn't get hit. Yeah, I mean it was Actually I had my daughter in the car with me. I was eight months pregnant, and I took it to actually like a place where they an auto park store, and they were too busy to help me. So one of the guys that was waiting on his own car changed my tire for me so I could get home. Okay, said that makes no sense to me. There you are with a little daughter and your eight months pregnant of a bullet in your tire. And I'm sorry, we're busy. Can you come back later? But what he was doing? Wait wait, wait, wait, who's doing the shooting? There was We was actually a mall near my house and a guy had like stolen some stuff and was speeding down the street and the police were chasing him, and he was shooting at the police officers and my my tire get hit by a ricochet bullet. Take it. I had to take it to the dealership. They had to take the bullet fragments out. I had to give it to the police. Weren't coming up with what a day? How was your day? I can tell that I was shot at the work that day. I had to go to work that day and tell him I was late because I was hit by a bullet. This isn't you win? You win? Thank you for calling. I appreciate it. And stay out, stay out of gunfire. Don't driving, just don't drive, just just don't look at all the topics we got out of this topic train, like what did you mess while you're sitting on the toilet and tell us about the time you were in the middle of a gunfight? Text message Mike, my sister's cat whiskey When no when she was getting ready to go up for the night. So one night my sister was petting her and they cat just palmed her face smacked her. Another text, my cat's favorite thing to play with is a plastic tampon applicator. The thing is when Oliver, when Oliver was a kitten, if he did something wrong, I would scold him, you know, I'd pick him up and I put him in front of my face and say, Oliver, that was bad. He put out his little pot and put it over my mouth like don't speak. Shut up, Like shut up, mom, shut up. That's enough out of you. No, I can't get out there to accept my wall. No, alright, um, headline, let's get into headlines with Bethany. Yes, here we go, okay, the CEO of United Airline. I'm sorry your time is up. Elvis d Red couldn't be here tonight, so I'll accept. I'm sorry. Headline headlines with Bethany here. I am. A lot of stuff going on in the world is not always happy. Every moment is a gift, so make sure you live it, live it to the to the degree. Right, Yes, what's going on? Okay? The the Charleston, South Carolina Church shooter has pleaded guilty to state murder charges, avoiding a second death sentence. The CEO of United Airlines is saying that the passenger who was recorded being forcibly removed from a plane in Chicago was disruptive and belligerent. Uh The doctor who was being pulled out said that he had patients to visit and he had paid for his seat, he had to stay on the plane. He's also seen bleeding in the passenger videos. In a letter, CEO Oscar Muno's claims that the employees followed established procedures, but that United is reaching out to the passenger to resolve this situation. The main O'Hare airport police officer has been put on leave. Today is National pet Day. If you go to Elvis rand dot com, you can see that really cute video of the little puppy being reunited with the dude who rescued him. It's so sweet. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep break and I love this story. According to job market experts, more men are moving to nursing careers now. Nursing, of course, has historically been female dominated. Men only hold about ten percent of jobs in the field, but more guys are becoming nurses, and for good reason. Men are attracted to the day to day challenges of patient care, career, your stability, and competitive salaries. I would do it, Yeah, I tried it once, but my nipples hurt. Uh not babies, people, not that kind of nursing, and that's something different. Did I do something wrong? Nope? Oh no, oh no, alright, alright, alright, calm down. The host of the party on his national radio show, Elvis, your taste, your talent have contributed to popular culture, maybe in a way that no one else has. Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show, Why are you wearing my jacket? Wearing your jackets? Smiling? The thing why is why is Nate wearing my jacket? Why are you taking a picture in my Jacket's a really nice jacket except for that sleeves are too short because it's my jacket. Yeah, but it looks really good with my pants, does it? Yeah? It doesn't take off your pants like that you're wearing. It's like you're you have kept pri kept priest sleeve bigger. Okay, back off that colored pant because I feel like so many things can go with it. Were in the same color pant. Yeah, it's like a dusty blue Hey are we on the radio talking about the most boring thing in the world. Hey, a couple of things I want to talk about. You know Gordon Ramsey, the famous chef. He's worth almost three hundred million dollars. Very angry. He's saying that he has four children and he's uh not going to leave his money to them at all. I would punch him in the nuts. Wait, but we don't know the full story. Now his children nasty to him. No, he doesn't want them to feel spoiled. Why are you laughing? I would if Gordon Ramsey is my dad, I'm not leaving my unfortune to you. Boom right in the crab eyes. He says he's not going to leave money to them, and it's not in a mean way. It's just he does don't want to spoil them. He says. The only thing I've agreed with is they get and deposit on an apartment, but I'm not going to buy the whole apartment. I think that's great. He raised his children to earn their own money and also to lend their support to charities. I see that, but can't I have a little your money I see that when you're alive and you want to teach them a lesson and you don't want to give them handouts. But once you're gone, you should leave your money too. What's he gonna leave it to? To charities? Charity? I'll tell you what. His family's a charity too. I know. I know some people who's whose parents made a ton of money, a ton of money, and they got their inheritance early. The parents were like, you know what, we'll give it to you while we're still alive. They gave him a bunch of money. Every single kid blew it on bad investment. Isn't this a story in the Bible? I don't know, probably, but it's like, but they just they blew it. And this is a great way of being like, yeah, you gotta figure it out yourself, because it doesn't mean anything to you if you're not the one who earned all. Right, But they will hate him for all eternity. Probably it's just awful. What kind of family? Well, what do you mean what kind of because I feel like I feel like that that really is a telling thing about how the family gets along with each other. Now you have love for your you know, but see see the way I look at it is at the end of the day, I want to provide for my family, and I want to know that even if I'm not here, they're taking care of and if they have a problem, they have some extra money and some stuff that I left them that can help them out. I don't want them to have a hand out, but I want to. I want to provide for them. I'm that I'm the mom and they you're the dad, and I just just the way to be advocate because I see what you're saying, but devil's advocate. Shouldn't they be smart enough to earn their own safety now? And I'm not saying that they shouldn't, But whenever I fall, my mom and dad are always there to catch me. And it doesn't have to be financially, it can be emotionally whatever. So to me, if I have it, I want to leave it for the people that I love more than anything in this world. I got you. You know that makes sense? Okay, here's how you do it. Then I have a solution. Uh. He tells them they're not getting getting anything, so they can go out and earn their own living, and when he croaks, they get everything. Who are you leaving your money too. By the way, I don't have any kids us. You're getting hard in the chocolate factory. Are you gonna bring us through your home? And we each get bumped off systematically until that person gets the factory the golden ticket? What are you doing? My money is going somewhere. Was going to pay off Chase Bank. I don't know I'll get a pay off, you know house, but I would hit him in the nuts with a frying pan if you didn't leave me a few dollars. I see what you're saying that. The point is this, why should I go out and even try to struggle in the world. If I know that I'm going to get a hundred million dollars in a few years, why why even bother? I mean, I wouldn't do anything with my life if I knew I was getting money. Wouldn't self worth is worth a lot more than cash. But it's amaz suning a lazy you can get when you know you don't really have to do it. I don't believe you're saying that. No, it's true. It's absolutely true. If I had somebody who was paying all of my rents, paying for all of my groceries, paying for everything. I know in the back of my head I probably wouldn't try his hard. No, no, I agree with that, but I don't think you really want to live that way. I don't want to live that way. But that's how I that's how I know I would live if I knew I didn't have to worry about it, I know i'd get lazy. Okay, what do you have over there? What are you doing? I'm moving on to something else. What do you do? What are you doing? Straight now? Trying to somebody Texas and saying struggling builds character, and I wanted to it does. Hello, Ethan, what's going on, Ethan? Doing? Well? So your great grandfather had had a lot of money, right, Yeah, he had a nut day. He actually lived like he was poor his entire life to save up for a family. Okay, and so when he passed away, where did all that money go? Well, I went to his daughters, and now you know, about about five years later, they have nothing left. Yeah, they didn't invest it wisely. They just went out and bought frivolous things and spent money on their friends probably and it's all gone. Yeah, nobody knows what happened to it. It's just now now because my great grandmother passed and we're all looking where the money when nobody knows where it went. It's all gone and some somehow they you know, some were bad investments, but nobody knows where the rest of one. You know. This kind of goes into another conversation, and that's about people who win a lot of money in the lottery ethan, Like, if you're from a very poor family and you always wish you had this and that that your neighbors had, you never could afford it, and all of a sudden, you have twenty million dollars. It's gonna go. You're not going to know how to spend it. You're not gonna know how to invest it, you know, And it's it's you've got to be careful. That's what you need a financial advisor to come in and help you, but not someone in the family, somebody who's like I think that I think that was the problem. Is they left it all in the family and it all just kind of evaporated, and it doesn't mean much because you didn't earn it yourself. It was just exactly it was just handed to you. Here you go, so I see Gordon Ramsey's point a little bit, just leave me something. Listen to you guys every day. So thanks for thanks for having me on. Thanks Ethan, appreciate it. There you go. Money. Money is one of those things that just makes people nuts evil. You see the worst and the best when it comes to money. Sometimes. My mother used to work for a law firm and they did will and probate, meaning when someone would pass away, they were the law firm that would go in and distribute the money as the will uh instructed contended. And she said, you would see beautiful, great people walk in with great intentions and they would leave, never to speak to each other again. In these families because of money. If you've been listening to the podcast as Town, that's a big part of that podcast is how crazy people get when money is involved and what happens and it splits families apart. Well, is Grandma is it where now? She's telling you, is it you and your family? That she says, if you want to take it now, I'll put your initials. That's my grandma put your name on anything. You Yeah, And then when you'll let go to her house and lift up a lamp and says Vicky. People are texting and claiming to be my love children. Well you said you've always wanted to adopt. Well I haven't, so stop anyway. Let's talk about United Airlines and what happened in Chicago. Yeah, um, as you know. The story is they oversold their flight, which airlines do every day. Then they started offering money. Oh by the way, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not staying on the track. There was one family who got eleven thousand dollars at the end of a travel at the end of a trip from Delta because they kept agreeing to not fly and they would take to pay out. Okay, back to the story in Chicago. They over sold this flight. I'm sure you've seen in the news. You've seen the video. They said, okay, we need volunteers some people. No one wanted to get off the flight. They had to get where they needed to go, so they started systematically saying, Okay, you're gonna get off, You're gonna get off. The computer would tell them which ones to pull off. For whatever reason, I don't know what. They went to one guy who said, no, I paid for this seat. I've got to be at the hospital. I'm a doctor. I need to be there tomorrow. I have to take this flight. They're like, no, you're coming with us. You gotta get off. He said, I'm not, and I'm sure the words Super said, i'll, you know, I'll, I'm not even to get off, kicking and screaming. Well, they pulled him off, kicking and screaming the guy, I mean, and there was there were injuries. I mean, it turned out to be just an awful situation. And it was actually the airport police who pulled him off the airplane, the security they pulled him off. But of course United Airlines they look like the bad guys. And in a way, you know, when you overbook your flights, I understand you're in business. And that's the only way they don't lose money is to ensure that people are gonna sit in those seats. You're you're asking for trouble. They should have had account before people even got on plane. That's the thing. If they needed to fly, you know, flight attendants or whoever, they shouldn't have boarded those seats. So United Airlines everyone's like, oh God, guess what I'm gonna I'm gonna help out. United Airlines haven't done one of these, and I know this is a list. I thought I would help out my friends at United Airlines by giving them new mottos. For instance, United more leg room in the aisles for dragging. Seriously, United, we can't be beat, but you can, so the people that United Airlines feel free to use these. I'm not going to charge you any money. United. We love to fight, and it shows United now beating Rose eleven through twenty not boarded. United up up and you can't get away. So you know United it feel free to use these these mottos. United, no leggings, no back talk, no guarantees. United, even our fists are flying. United is ready to fight when you are United. We've got the best fight attendants. Uh, let's see this list. United. We'll take more care of you. But good United on time, flights on time, fights are they writing? United? United? We have three ways to fly Admiral's Club, Captain's Club and fight clubs. United. Our new name is Jet black and Blue. United. When we tell you to secure your trade table, secure your table, and finally a model they can use it. United United starts with you. Literally. Nate looked at the one Nate wrote, does that it's not gonna be funny. You shot me up for failure. United. We're great at landing punches. United. We have fifth class seats. United. The beatings will continue until morale improves. All right, Yes, I'm not allowed to fly on United anymore. United. When flying it's a drag. Leave the dragging to us. United, we put hospital in hospitality. These are all being text into us immediately. Thank you, United, the epitome of the fight or flight response. United. We stand until you fall. United as a doctor, leave as a patient. Wow. United, don't worry about carry on bags, because we carry you off. These are all being texted to us. I got excited last night when the the United app updated in my app store. I thought maybe it gave you the get on the plane and get your ass kicked option on your app. Now you can sign up for it. It's great, all right. Our prices are unbeatable. We can't say the same about our passengers. Let's take a break, shall we um, and we'll be back. What's hot right now? And Elvis durand dot Com here's web girl Kathleen Puppy National Pet Day. To celebrate, we just shared a video of a dog owner and his newly adopted puppy pit Bull. You're gonna want to watch this one over and over today. It's that adorable. It's right there for you on the homepage. And we had an amazing time this weekend at the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade. If you want to see the video and the picks, they're up for you right now. Get all this some more. Elvis Durrand dot com, Elvis Durand dot com. Hi, it's Katy Perry with Elvis Durant in the morning show. And here's Elvis. Thank you, Katie. Are you getting ready for the iHeart Radio Music Festival again happening in Las Vegas. 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You should have Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll vamp. By the way, you're not a aairlines now. Water Boarding rose eleven through twenty. You know what we did that Elvis list a few moments ago. It was I thought, there's a lot of fun. But the best, the best, uh new models for you, not airlines, came from Texters. They were you're shoving another cracker in your mouth. I'm trying to give you time to stuff. Then you kept talking very hungry. Take her crackers away from her. No, put down that cracker, Step away from the cracker. I know it's good. What are you dipping it in them? That looks even better? Ricotta and honey. That's how it said, because that's how it spells. It's it's not good, not good it's not really good. It's not ricotta either, somewhere in between. Don't go need that, don't eat that. It's time. I'm waiting for you to cheer your cracker so you can so you can do your headline. How you keep putting more shing and then you keep talking, but I keep talking, so you can chew. Stop shoving crackers in your pie hole. You the pie goes. I'm gonna start calling your cracker hole. Well now I have to find sad not sad stories because we've been giggling. It's National pet Day everyway, National pet jack. And also I have another story for you. Okay, what do you have? One piece underwear suit for men is supposedly a big hit. Talk about it all right. The rough Skin underwear company has had such success selling guys a one piece underwear suit, they're looking to create a swimwear version. So an underwear suit yes, known as the finn Wick. It's a multi functional, masculine body suit that follows the shape of the male body. It looks like a tank top sewn together with a pair of briefs, but those are like the men's swimsuits. Oh look at this guy in it. I'm gonna if I wear it looks she put in the cracker in her cracker hole. He looks good, and now you can talk to her. That was a small cracker. That's not a small thing in do the sad stories? No, no, I don't want sad stories. And there are so many sad stories. I know that. I know that we need to hear the news. We need to know what's going on. We need to feel the lows, we need to feel the highs. I get that, But I just know sometimes you need to just be in a place where it's like we gotta we gotta focus on getting our day going and feeling Okay. You can go to Disney World have a beautiful day, but you know, in the back of your mind there's still awful things going on in the world. But the only way you can process these awful things is you gotta do good things too, you know, So I get it. What more happy stories. The University of Utah now has an E Sports varsity team. What E Sports Online sports? Yeah, you know, like games beginning with League of Legends is the first varsity sport. As time goes on, the program grows, more games will be added, so you can I guess letter in e sports. What's giggling at Nate? What's so funny? Nate? Keep you speaking to the microphone. This is radio. I guess what I did Jeff, And it's really funny. Do you want to see? Yes? What is this? Guy throws a lit cigarette down off sewer hall. It's Oh my god, is it the life from the seward treatment plants? Oh my god? It blew him up. Oh no, he's crawling away from this. Yeah, you gotta be careful where you throw your lighted cigarette would be lit or lighted. Let's see. You want some random facts for Tuesday. The used car chain CarMax was created by Circuit City, the old electronics store. Really, did you know there's enough cash in circulation in the US that every single person in the country could carry on them at the same time? Scary carries that every day? Did you know the McDonald sells seventy five Hamburgers every second? Wow, here's that story. There was a family that was supposed to fly from New York to Florida on Delta last weekend, but because Delta had to cancel thousands of flights, they kept offering big money to people to give up their seats. They family kept taking deals. They wound up making eleven thousand dollars over the weekends from Delta. Wow. So if you don't have to fly, no, no, they didn't get dragged off the plane or anything, damn. And they got to keep their money too, no violence, lots of cash. So if you can stay you don't have to fly, it can pay off for you. Your phone taff his next, big, big luscious men meet you. So you need that perfect snack. Don't grab boring old potato chips. Try the new taste from Ritz Rits Crispin Thins. Just like the name suggests. They're thin and they're crispy, and they're really really good. They're baked, not fried. New Rits Crispin Thins. You have got to try them. The Eldest durand phone tap. So I hear today's phone tap is especially festive, I hope. So, Bethany, what's it about? Okay? So Aaron and his wife Jillian are ready to move into their first like grown up home, and it's in this condo association, and they're really excited and they really really want to live here. And so Aaron wanted me to phone tap his wife Jillian as a representative from the condo Association. Oh boy, okay, let's see what happened in Bethany's Hi Jillian, this is Henrietta from the Hell. How are you? And I'm good? How are you? I'm wonderful, I'm wonderful. I just wanted to call because your name has come to the top of the list of the condo boarding. We just wanted to make sure that you're okay with a couple of the policies that we have here at the follow It's great, wonderful. So, um, you have to attend the monthly key party. Okay. So what you'll have to do is you come, you bring your keys at them in the fish bowl, and then you switch sexual partners. I'm sorry, can you switch sexual partner? So, for example, if you're living next door to Kevin and William, then you would have sex with Kevin. Your husband would have sex with William. Right, we like to get everyone to know each other. That would be a joke, right, No, No, absolutely not. It's one of the number one rules here at because if you want to live here, we want you to be part of the community. It happens. Why do you think we're so damn popular, darling. Don't be insecure. I've seen your photo. You'll do nicely. Do you just like that you have made it to the top of a very prestigious list. Bill Gates's cousin wanted to be a member of the All This World, but he was not accepted. Yeah, but listen, lady, I don't care about that. What my name is, Henrietta? This is bizarre. If I had known that this is like a culp, I would not have signed up for need this. It's not a called, my darling, it's a community. I have no clue that you guys did all this weird. We can't advertise this is everyone would want to join. Why was in that office? Not to the face you read the fine friend, my darling. We trusted that you were small enough you did say the whole Everybody who lives there apparently is like psycho. I don't think I sense you're getting glib? So is that a yes? There is that? A no? No? It's could go yourself like I don't want to for the key party, Aaron. This is better than I could have. Hope. We're gonna try to call her back in a second. Um right now, Okay, don't text her back. Um, we are going to call her and it's going to be all you. Okay, I'm so angry right now. You don't even see what happened. I just got a crow from that lady for the Condoms Association or whatever. We need to get off this list because apparently we just dropped keys in a bowl. When we show up one night and then whoever gets our key, we just go home with me completely to association to be apparently it is here to be what they're calling something that isn't what you think of it. She said, it's a key party. It's insane, and I mean it looks like you're gonna be banging some guy named William Aaron. I'm like, oh hello Aaron. We absolutely mean that you'll be other people. Jillian, this is Bethany from Elvis Rand in the Morning show. Your husband's phone tap to you. It's oh my god, you have to going my whole life's wife before my eyes. Have an idea for a phone tall tell Dran dot com, click on the phone, tap tap tell us what you want to do. You had way too much fun doing that phone recorded girl. I'm sorry they talking all talking at the same time. Hi, Hi, that was great. I like that phone tap. That was good. Your accent does come in and out. Oh yeah, I am no accenter or you're selling good both of them. Let's talk about stamps dot Com, shall we. I'm going to do this dot com commercials happening, Like, what do you go to a post office? Would you want to present postage? But the postage on the packages and then you send it all that all round. Look, unless you just love going to the post office, Hey, that's fine. If that's how you get your jollys, have fun. You don't have to anymore. Stamps dot Com makes it possible to just mail your stuff from the desk in your house, from your laptop. 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So you ship those? Go to stamps dot com. How long is this bed? It's way longer than the I can do that I can do like an eight minute commercial for stamps dot Com. Go to stamps dot com enter Elvis. Don't do that. That would hurt. What fun but only for a minute. What got to stamps dot com? Click the microphone and type in Elvis and you'll get this four week trial plus postage and a digital scale without long term commitments. It's pretty cool. You have a post office open in your house twenty four hours a day. This just go on and on all night about Stamps dot com the Fabulous Stamps dot com try it today. As you know we are. We have officially kicked off Rose a season. Hello, you know it's high. You know. It was several years ago. I would be on the radio on the show and I talked about drinking wine and people would be like, Oh, that's such a boogie thing drinking wine. You know, you know. But now wine drinking is just it's fun. Well, and you can get really good bottles of wine that are not expensive at all. You can't and I'm not. I'm not a wine snob by not at all, not at all. I don't. I couldn't tell the difference between a pino noir or a cab But maybe I could. But I mean one's light, one's heavy. I can figure that out. But I'm not like a wine snob. I don't. I can't tell you. Oh I had the teen sixty five Shepherd's Little. I just know it's good or bad and it makes me tipsy. That's all I care about. If you have it and it makes me tipsy, I will drink it. I like it when it makes me sleep. Okay, wine can do that. But wine it's either good or bad. I don't know. What makes it good or bad? It's either you like it or you don't. What's scary. I can't go to the float at the Miami Beach Priparade. I bought a bunch of wine. I said, hey, you want you want some wine? Is it rose? And I said, no, it's peanot grigio. And I don't drink peeno grigio. We're in rose season. You have to drink rose. I don't like peenot greasy. Why because it's too I don't. I don't don't really care for white wine, and I don't care for sweet wine. I love it. I'll take a straw, put it right in that thing. I'll drink it all. No, no, no, I want you to. I want you to enjoy peenot grigio. Have all the peanot grigio you want. You can have it all if they're not a sponsor anything. But I like the one. It's a vogua. It's a sleek, cool bottle, and it grabs because it looks. So here's the fun about Whin. Just fade him off. I just you know, if you like that, drink it. You know. That's my point. I'm not going to sit here and say you're a good person or a bad person because of the wine you drink. That's that's not how I roll. It's just I like wine. It's rose season. For me. It's always rose season, and there's nothing wrong with that. A lot of people like, oh, you're drinking rose in the wintertime. Yeah, because it's because it's what I want. Here's another thing I get yelled at for, even though I would never do it. If we go out and you order a steak and you want to catch up on the side, I'm not going to make fun of you. If that's what you want. Who am I to make fun of you? Yeah? I mean, who cares? That is ridiculous to play catch up on a steak? Okay, I agree with you, Tau. Is it hurting you know? But it's just not right. It's none of your business what I have on my steak. That's my point. If I want to eat, if I don't want, if I want to hover my my dog over the steak, I have it poop all overnight. It's none of your business. That's like, why do we wait a little bit? Okay, I'll stop at dog poop on stick. But I mean, if someone wants to have catchup on their steak. I would never do it, but that doesn't mean you can't. And I think we live in this world where, well, if I can't do it, you can't do it. Well what kind the world is that? This is the fight we have in my house because I put like syrup on my eggs and bacon, and you know, my husband's from Britain, so that's sweet and savory thing. He's like, what are you doing. I'm like, I like it. Watch yeah, you eat it the way you want to eat it. But then he eats like pickles onions and I'm like, oh, that's dis cousins, but if you want to eat it, love you, Love you for eating. We have a time for a headline. What do you have? Danille? All right, So Katie Perry and Ryan Phillippi. The rumor was that, oh, they met at Elton John's birthday party and they flirted. So of course right away all the gossip columnists we're talking about this. So I guess that planes and helicopters were flying over Ryan Phillippe's house to try and get a glimpse of Katie. So Sunday night he tweets out, I am not dating Katie Perry. I barely know her. Please stop flying helicopters over my house, majesty, he is not here. And then later she tweeted, can you please let me out of the basement. Okay, we thank you, Daniel. This is how you say in the morning, so Elvis Duran in the morning show