Helvis the Morning Show. Morning. I'm so much. I got Stames god no Eland in the Morning Show. Look at that. It is Wednesday, April five. Totally thought today was Friday. No it's not. I mean we can act like it is. We can act like a bunch of Friday fools. I don't mind doing that, you know. I just love seeing the word April. April just makes me happy. I don't know, isn't that weird? It's it's a happy month. It's a happy month everywhere. How are you doing there, Froggy, I'm doing fabulous. Elvis, Hello, Danielle, Hello, Bethany. Bethany told us she was going to get rid of her blue hair by today, but today it's still blue. Yes, it is all right. So we get into Bonus Day, A bonus blue day. It's the blue Bonus. I happen to love it. And I love that necklace you're wearing. Thank you. Danielle's all dressed up. I love that jacket, thank you. I'm going to speak with St. John's University today. What I'm going to tell them to run? I don't understand from radio? What do you mean kidding? They want to know? How about our radio career. So I'm gonna tell them all about it, tell them to run. It just takes a couple of seconds tigure out. Welcome to a new day. It's time to launch into the stratisphere. Here, hop on my rocket ship. We're about to blast off. Come on, come on, everyone gets first class on the aircraft today. You say that to all the voice, I really do time. Trop On, t on it, trop on it. He was tro on it, trom on, trom on it, try on it, try on it. I said, top on it, top on it on gom big bang. I am the check I got of yr rap bus. I'll be rid. I never need a bus. I like the chip. So I'm travel in my new Seville. My try went down in the hall of fan Puss off the war you shot Jesse James Poma. I will never break down, big, so I don't mess around. Oh tons out to on it, top on it, top on it, give us tryp on it, on it on, drip on it, drop on it. No. I love songs that make me think. I like to sub of course it's me a pat note as the mess to gee about the squad sas the danger and winning stung but off the wrapping ranger and a little top of a medicine. Men, is it getting the squads fast? You get to all you girls and want to join my try just move to my rippon the field of five. Put it the fuss in the dull degree and when you come inside my deep beat. Because I said before, you can text the danger when you're stunning from off the wrapping ranger with silver and eye take the rod all year, six better steps aside. I stayed in the squaw and stand a run away soon. What I'll say? This is a dumb song, but Bethany seems to like it a lot. John own it so wrong. There's a dance to this. You know, if I go to a wedding and dancing to this song, I'm leaving that wedding. I'm going next door to the other wedding. What's that you'll go to the wedding where they're doing to cupid stuff? All yes, or the funky chicken? Alright, enough to that, good guy. It's a song that won't end. I never listen to the words of that song before. What does it mean? It's it's really not worthy of it's not worthy of investigation. Scary if we could just take that out of the out of the system. You got it. I'm gonna hit delete. You do that, Scary Scary says that, and then it'll be back in a way. I'm gonna watch let's watch him hit Let's watch you hit delete on the song. Where is it? Okay? Patch? Click hold on double click the file delete, ah Scar, push delete. I don't have the delete songs. Who has the authority to delete the song? Just say okay, deleted, Just say it's deleted and done. It's gone. It's done, it's gone. I swear to God. All you gotta do is just delete. Let's go around the room and get started, Daniel, what's on your mind before the show gets started? Okay. So I was at a shoe store and um, I was looking at these boots and a girl next to me said, gosh, I wish I could wear those. My calves are so small. And I said to her, you've never gone to a cobbler or to like a shoe guy, and she goes, no, what do you mean. Some women don't realize that this is possible if you have big calves or smaller calves. If you have a good shoe guy, sometimes he can cut the leather, and you can either make the shoot bigger or smaller in the caf area so that you can actually buy the boots that you love. I thought every woman knew this, So this is this is good new, So get out to the cobbler. Cobblers. Cobblers are more than desserts. They really are. They're amazing people. I love an apricot cobbler. So what's up with you today? Scary? So I saw humanity at its greatest yesterday. I was in a McDonald's and I was trying to get something and the person in front of me did not have money for a cup of coffee, and they were rolling through change for changing their pocket. And before I could do it, somebody right next to me came over and said, here, here's here's a dollar. I would have done it. I was about to pay for the guy's coffee. Well you didn't, I know. But I'm not trying to look credit for credit for it. I'm just trying to say, just just listen to think the guy who did it, thank you. Did you get the name? I did not get their name? That's so cool. Yeah, you see looking up for each other. I think that's a great story. If we can just look out for each other. Sometimes it only costs a dollar, but it's worth a million. Hey, Bethany, what's up with you? We all have those people in our lives who are food pushers. They're always trying to get you to eat or drink more than you actually want to. And one of those pushers is Mustafa the coffee guy downstairs. Because I've been trying to cut down on coffee, but I miss Mustafa. So I went to say hi to him today, just to say hi. I come back with a freaking coffee and a muffin and I'm like, no, I don't know a muffin. I don't want anything. He's like, no, no, you need to have coffee. He's a kifee the coffee pusher. Well, I think he just thinks he's being nice. Yeah, please, thinks we need protein. He's always like, you need protein and he's so nice. He's there are food pusher people who have another one? What is this crack? Hello? Megan? How are you him? Great? First caller of the day. It's Megan? What's going on? Um? So I am actually leaving for my first adult vacation ever? Did what do you mean? By your first adult vacation, explain that. I mean, I'm turning tomorrow and I have never gone away on a trip that wasn't with like my family. This is great. So what is your first adult vacation? Where are you going? My best friend and I are flying down to Orlando today to spend like a day at Universal Tomorrow, Beauty. Then we're going to Fort Lauderdale for CUGA country music. So how long are you gonna be in Fort Lauderdale. We're going to be there through Monday. We're gonna be there too. We're gonna be at the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade on Sunday. You gotta stop by and say hi. It'll be your first adult gay pride parade. No really, come see us, No, no tweet at me. We'll meet out, we'll have cocktails. It'll be fabulous. It'll be wonderful. And by the way, on behalf of my my friends in Orlando. We thank you for visiting Orlando. Orlando is just a fantastic place to visit for many reasons, many reasons. I can't wait. I can't wait and ride tomorrow absolutely, and you'll be honest and we'll see you at the Miami Beach Gay priparate on Sunday. You've got lots to do this weekend, Megan. Yeah. Absolutely, you're the first caller of the day. Have fun on your first adult vacation. We're going to send you Elvis Duram shirt. Okay, thank you. I love you. Guys with you every single day and I appreciate that. Thank you. Hold on one second shirt on the way. Let's get into your horoscopes. You're up first, Daniel, What do you have birthday too? For real? He's celebrating today, Capricorn. Don't take your frustrations out on other people. Take time to clear your mind, figure out your feelings your days any Aquarius, there's no reason to suppress your ideas, free your imagination. Your mind is one of a kind. Your day is a nine pissy thing. Before you speak, you never know how your words may affect somebody. Your days of seven aries, you're forced to be reckoned with. There's very little that I I can get in your way. Keep it up that your days of nine Tauris. Stay focused on your goals. Good things will come because hard work pays off. Your day is a nine Gemini. If you fall down, get back up. You can do whatever you set your mind to. Your days of ten can't there. Your enthusiasm is contagious. Spread the energy to those around you. It may just make make somebody's day. Your days of nine Leo, a special someone may be entering your scene soon. Open up your heart and see what they have to offer your days and eight. Well, back up, how someone news going to enter the scene? Special someone? Yeah, uh, let's see, Virgo. Let your creativity flow. The ideas you're keeping to yourself may really benefit somebody around you. Your days of nine Libra, remember to smile. Tensions may rise, but don't let it get to you. Positivity is key your day of nine Scario, an important career decision is headed your way. Keep calm, carefully thinking over your days of eight and Sagittarius. Explore your adventurous side. A spontaneous trip could be exactly what you need your day's attendant. Those are your Wednesday morning horoscope. Actually, all right, let's keep going into your headlines. What an interesting story out of New York. There's a billionaire, multibillionaire guy named Henry mclow. He's developed a lot of the high the high rises, the big huge skyscrapers in New York City. Well, he hates his wife so much, he is, he wants to divorce her. He's already with some young frenchwoman. He's going to give him half of his fortune. He's giving his wife one billion dollars to go away, just to get rid of her. Yeah, I'll go away for that much money. I mean, I mean, look, I mean he still has a billion left. I mean like, I mean, look, you know, a billions enough to live on. I think he no, But I'm just wondering. You know, when he when the next wife leaves him, he's going to be down to five million. You know what I'm saying. He's gonna keep cutting it in half. He's only gonna after this new one. Pre nups are a good idea. I know they don't see romantic, but my goodness, graces, if you have that much money, yeah, here's a billion dollars, go away. Yeah. It's it's this life that we just will never understand. What that said into the news. What's going on? All right? Let's start with North Korea speaking of a life will never understand. They have fired another missile. The ballistic missile was aimed towards Japan, but luckily only made it thirty seven miles before landing in the Sea of Japan. This launch happened as President Trump set to meet with China's President She Jun Ping. They're set to discuss North Korea's weapons program. Payless Shoes has filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy. The all my drag queen friends, where are they going to shop now that Payless is out of business? No, they're not out of business brupt they're filing for bankruptcy. They'll be closing about four hundred stores, but they have over four thousand nationwide, so they're just closing probably the stores that are like the worst um performing. It's hard to find a size pump it really. Amazon has struck a fifty million dollar deal with the NFL to live stream Thursday night football games. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath and April the giraffe still has not given birth and if you're too busy living your life to watch her live stream now. A Seattle man has created an app that will give you active delivery notifications. The app is called Giraffe Watch. It was created by a dude named Tom Horton his fiance came up with the idea after a friend joke she'd pay someone twenty bucks to text her when April went into labor. The cool thing about it is they're taking the money they make from the app and they're donating it to the Giraffe Conservation Foundation. They've already been able to sponsor two giraffes with the money they've made from this app, So good things coming out of this weight that means. But this giraffe's already in college. Yes, and again. The app is called Giraffe Watch excellent. Is its loving you? You guys? Ready for your day? Elvi, he came, he saw, he conquered. This is Elvis Durant in the Morning show phone tap replaying Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, scary, what's your phone tap about today? So Joe emailed us and wanted to phone tap his long time living nanny Raina. Now Raina did Joe a favor a few weeks ago and baby sat for his Joe's friend Scott. So I'm going to pretend to be Scott and called rain up. Is not an issue I discovered on the nights. You maybe set my kids. Okay, here we go. Hello, It's is Raina. Who is this? This is Scott. I'm a friend of Joe. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I appreciated you watching our kids. You did a wonderful job at all. But um, what happened? Is everything? All right? I got our I direct TV bill. I found some porn titles that were ordered the night that you baby spent my kids. What just let me know that it was yours. Would never do anything inappropriate? Come on, now, I have it right here. I'm looking. I'm scaring at the bill. Pulp friction. That doesn't ring a bill? What pulp friction? Turn on the TV. I don't even know how those things work. Come on, Raiders of the Lost Ours. That wasn't you? Yeah, yes, you ordered Horry Potter. Oh my god, what is it? I didn't. Yes, that's horrible. Listen, just admit it. I admit I do not know what the hell happened with your DirecTV. But that's something you should bring on with your director. Has it right here? I didn't do it. Flesh Gordon and missionary position? Impossible to you were in my hat sturing that time? How could that? Do you? Your housebod. I can assure you I did not touch your TV. I didn't even turn on the TV. I don't want to be I read books books. Not only that, do you not think that I would notice that the bed spread was a little messed up. I didn't even go into your bedroom. I've been working for Joe for five years? Why would I do something to the story of that relationship? Isn't that stupid? Don't you think? You know? I think it would be stupid. But then again, I don't know you personally. I don't know if you'd make a dumb mistake. As a matter of fact, let me get you on the phone. I'll get your right now, my kid, I'm gonna call for Joe. Was gonna vouch for you? Huh yeah? Okay, hold on, let me call him Joe. Yeah, what's up, buddy. Listen, I have your nanny on the phone right now. I'm being accused of something, saying that there's a bunch of stuff in order that he filed. You know me, You know I would never do point every day, so you know, you know, never do stuff like that. She did that? Yeah, you should see the titles here. This is crazy kidding me I'm surprised that. No, you're into that. I'm that style. You know really, you know me for years it wasn't me. He's lying very hardcore. These guys adults. It's normal. Don't worry about it. I have no idea. Why do you guys? First moving? Do you know what? I'm just going to hang up these phones because he don't. I don't know what's going on. Don't hang up now, pious to get together and watch one if you want. We could watch Elvis Dumi ran in the Morning Shown. Here's another movie for you. You've been phone tapped that ass. It's a great film. It's happening right now because every phone tapped. My name is Gary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Why phone I have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis Durand dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission granted by All Party Space Ellie Duran phone tab. We're on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Hey, what's up is that? Sharing with Elvis Durand in the Morning Show and Elvis it's just when the phone rings. I don't want to answer it. I just you can text me and I'll read it later. I'm sorry, what's that, Gregory? After I called you and then you didn't answer yesterday text then I said, hey, let's call. You didn't want to leave a message. I just want to saying did you text me? You did text me? Yops? I don't. Okay. So it starts with not answering your phone, and then it moved to not looking at your text messages. Well, no, it's not you, it's I'm just looking down my list of text messages from yesterday. I don't I don't remember any of these. I don't look I don't look at I don't look at my phone anymore. I try to be good at texts, but I really calls are hard for me. I try to imagine how busy you really are, because I know that you are, but not like, no, no, no, no. Let me be very clear with you. I'm not busy, not in a bad way. I would just assume because I'm not busy, you know, it really isn't worthy of discussion. I'm telling you right now, I have plenty of time. But you know what we were talking about this yesterday. Sometimes you know, people hear your friends guilt you because you never hang out with me, whatever. But sometimes I don't want to hang out with myself, and then I start overthinking it, Well, maybe I've got an issue. I need to go see a therapist because I really just want to spend time on my own that I'm thinking. No, I should be able to spend time on my own and not feel guilty about it. Because of our love with text messaging and being in contact with each other, we have this level of guilt that's always looming, always floating above our heads. We feel guilty for not being there at all times. When a text message comes in, I just don't feel guilty about that. And that's a normal, good thing, isn't it. I try to take myself through the worst case scenario. So let's say it's a text about work. It's sort of an emergency, and you don't get back to them. You'll get back to them tomorrow, So what's the worst that could happen? The client gets mad? Okay, will the client be nice and you apologize and it will probably be okay? Yes? And if not, what's the worst that could happen? Okay, then they're mad? Alright? See and I hate the person who doesn't know when the text conversation is over. It's like I put a heart on there, just like they just keep going and they keep going and I'm just and I'm trying to do something, and then I start cursing at the phone. Really put your heart emogi on the part later heart that and then you give me the heart emoji. Give the hearts to get hearts to everyone. When I get that, that means you know what. It's almost the same as when you're saying goodbye on the phone. It's like, no, I know, I'm not going to just say in the middle of a conversation, I'll go hard. That means we're done. Hello, Emily, how are you? I'm good? What's going on? So I weard you talking about like screening phone called, like you don't answer. I totally do that all the time, but I get in trouble for it because I work for a company where I have to answer my phone. Well, if you work for if you have a job that requires you to answer your phone, that's you know, I get that, Yeah, But I work for my family, So most of the time it's like my brother in law calling me or my sister. It's like I never know if it's like work related or if it's like personal related from they'll like leave me a message or send me a text message, and they never do. And then that I never called back, and why didn't you call me back? Like, well, you didn't let me know that. It was exactly like it turned into like another conversation about the conversation, you know, and you're like, oh god, it's okay, all right, all right, Emily, Well good luck with that. Yeah. If you work with your family and you don't know if they're calling you about family business or business business, you're like, oh god, well, thank you, thanks for calling us, Emily. We appreciate it. Hollo, Scarlett, Hi, how's it going? Okay? You know what this. By the way, we are very lucky to get this call from Scarlett right now. I'll tell you why. She hates talking on the phone, but she but she called us to talk about it. I love that at least you love us enough to call us. Yes, I know it's ironic, but I are you talking on the phone, my artist beating? I don't know if I'm excited to talk to you or if it's just a phone call. Yeah, I don't know. Well, so you know you would rather just like two or three words text? Done? Yes. If I answer the text, we get into text with you. If you don't answer the phone or the text, one day I'll answer. My friend, take me for it. I'm terrible to get in contact with. I mean, you can pass down the street, see me at work, I say, send me a written note. Oh I would love a letter. Send me a letter. If you need me, you know, send me a letter. Here. Here's the thing. If you want to text me, if it's something that you you don't need an answer to or with right now, email me and I'll check that in about a week. Yeah, I won't get back to an email. All right, Scarlett, I'm glad you chose you. Wait, go ahead. I was going to say, you know what I do my friend Instagram and in that there you go. If you if you put together a meme and take the time to meme me, then I'm gonna take the time to look at your meme. Well, Scarret, I'm glad you chose your one call today came to us and I hope you have a great day. Thank you. I love you guys so much. Thank you so if we didn't answer calls. We wouldn't have calls on the show, but this is different during your show. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Hey Danielle, Hello, what's going on? So? An analytics service claims that Beyonce is the most influential celebrity on social media? What does this mean? Well, they said that each host that she puts out there is theoretically worth a million dollars. So it's Beyonce, says eat Rice Crispies. That's worth a million dollars. Wildly. Selena Gomez comes in at number two and they say her posts are worth about seven dred fifty thousands each. So this is hysterical. I don't think Shyla but thinks it's hysterical, but I did so. Its latest movie is called Man Down and made it to the UK theaters this week end and it made eight dollars and seventy cents, which means it sold one ticket and that was it in the UK. Sold one ticket, So I know that's probably what he wanted. Yet knowing yeah, knowing him, maybe he bought the ticket from knowing him. Get Out is coming on DVD and on demand May twenty three and it will have an alternate ending, so if you saw the movie, you'll be excited to know about this. And they'll be a really cool Q and a behind the scenes with the director and that will be hosted by Chance the Rapper, So make sure you check that out May three. Daniel Craig, you know how much he said, I'm done with James Bond. I hate it. It's not happening again. Blah blah blah. Well, a rumor is going around that they are this close to talking him into doing another one. We'll see if that happens. Uh. And there's a new documentary on Heath Ledger. It's coming out May third on Spike and they just released the trailer. It is so it's very emotional. It's a lot of this was even shot by him. It's home video shot by Heath Ledger. Um. It's a lot of interviews with people that loved him and just he just looked like he it's such a love of life. And if you want to check out the trailer, we do have it for you at elvis around dot com. Go look at that tonight on television. Of course, you have Empire, you have a lot of other cool things. Criminal Minds Designated Survivor And if you want to go to f X and watch Feud, it is amazing. You can go over and do that. And of course there's always Netflix for lots of fun. Next, how where we gotta talk about ed Shearing? Because shape of you breaking more records? I love him? Who doesn't love Edon? Hey? So it's April, right. I always like to keep an eye on things that go on sale in different months. In April, sneakers, jackets, paint, other home improvement supplies, pots, pans, household items, tune ups for your car, it's National Car Care month. Last minute vacations, you know me. I'm always reminding you when when when airline tickets and hotels go on sale. I always want to tell you about it because I want everyone to travel. Yeah, look ahead to your summer vacation. Now is the time to book that stuff? Awesome? Is there a reason pots and pans and stuff go until now? But yeah, as they get for springs, they're getting rid of all the pots and pans from last season. And if you go to the home shows like here in New York City, whatever they start, all the new household items have been ordered for the stores. So they're coming in, they gotta get rid of all the other stuff. Yeah, you've got to keep an eye on that kind of stuff. Pots and pans are not things I would consider as seasonal items. It's really interesting that, like every industry really does have its wave of products. It's true. And like the new and improved kettle, who's here and who's who's here looking out for you? Dad? He's looking out for you. It's pott and pans season and a pan um. All right, So you go to the mall, you go to any place that has an escalator. Do you get on the escalator, let's say it's a clear shot all the way up. Do you get on the escalator and just stand or do you walk up the escalator? Typically I get on the escalator or I moved to the right and I stand. Yes, this is my time to breathe, okay, and that's fine. Yeah. Now, so you stand to the right far as far to the right as possible, allowing those who wish to walk up the escalator. Yeah. See, people look at escalators in two different ways. It's either the thing you stand on and it moves you from point A to point B, or it's a faster staircase. See, I look at an escalator as a staircase that gets you there twice as fast, like moving walkways different. I walk on those because it's a walkway, yes, But escalators, like I don't care how in shape I am. Stairs always leave me out of breath, like I'm about to die. And we don't want that. So escalators for me are like, okay, it's a freebee. Well that's why they make them wide enough so you can stand to the right or you can walk to the left. They stare at the crap out of me. Escalator escalators. If you look at them, those big metal teeth, they look like they want to eat you. And I've seen so many videos online of people falling or going down the wrong escalator, the up one going down and then they fall and they get their hair. I'm wanting to fall into it and disappear and die. Some people fall into them. It's like a dryer. You never can't find that sock. There's people like somewhere. But I'm going to take your stairs. I'm not so anyway. Yeah, they'll kill you. Um, But let's talk about the walkways in airports. And I talk about these all the time. When you get on a walkway, if you're not gonna walk, stay to the right, and they usually have a lane for you to stand. They're not stand ways their walkways. Isn't that the way it is on the sidewalk to Aren't you supposed to stand to the rights? The people can passion. I don't know. I don't know about the rules on the sidewalk. I could argue those. But walkways, thank god they move, because otherwise people would just be standing there not moving. That's true. But there is a frog, you know, the one I'm talking about. There's the moving walk away at Fort Lauderdale Airport, Yes, number one. Yeah, it's right there. From coming from the rental car area to the terminals. People people get on there and stand across, like side by side and just stand right. They bought the whole area, almost like it's like like when you used to play like a man of war and you have to run through everybody's arms. It's just Red Rover. Let Elvis come over. He's going to hurt to get his car. You gotta move, man, get to the right. Hello, Elsa, what's going on? Oh my goodness. I was actually just saying the exact same thing you guys are doing in the airport. It's like we have places to go, Like we're going from terminal to terminal. Stop standing there, Like if you want to stand, just flock slowly on the carpet. People. Yeah, it's so annoying. They think I don't get it. But anyway, Look, I'm not here to bitch and moan. But I guess I am bitching and moaning. But on two I am Elsa's like, wake your ass up, let's move. It's literally the one place where everybody is trying to get somewhere. It's not like I'm here to sight see. I'm here just to stand. I get it. But hands stand to the right. But the reason I bring this up, Alissa, there's a story in the New York Times where they recently asked some experts to figure out whether it's better to walk up an escalator, up an escalator, not just a walk away, or just stand there, and the results were unanimous. If everyone just stood there, we'd all get to the top faster at an average speed. They're saying, if if too many people are walking, this is a lot of people have too many people are walking up the escalator, there's always like a bunch of people gathering at the top because they can't get out of the escalator area fast enough, which I don't, but this is silly. I have to disagree. I'm not gonna lie. Well, they're talking about like heavy heavy traffic areas, so I thought you were going to say like heavy heavy people. I didn't say that. I don't take your kids roller on the escalator. That's very you know how many people do it. It's so dangerous. Don't do it. Now let's talk about elevators. Well, go ahead, Can I say one more thing about the escalator? E actually really old people, you know, And I'm not I'm not discriminating because it's happened to my mother in law. She fell down an escalator and it looked like a bear attacked her leg. I mean it was like deep douges because I mean they have teeth, they really do. You know the escalator that scares me. Have you ever been to the original Macy's and Harold Square, New York City? The wooden ones. They have those old old timey wooden ones and they look like they want to kill you to Macy's. Don't wear those babies. And it's almost time for me to bring out my open toad shoes. I'm wearing them today and I live in Ohio and a girl all right, a Lisa, good luck on the escalator today. Stand the right, Thank you, Stand to the right, walk to the left. Let's talk about elevators. Let people get off the elevator before you get on. Otherwise I'm like, what are you doing? Stop it, step to the side. I'm can't get it, and you can't get out. Somebody had a whole snapchat about this, about like standing behind people on escalators and on these walkways, and they're like, well, give us a whole snapchat page about it. So this is a big problem. So anyway, and I look, I've turned our show into a big negative ball of awfulness. I'm sorry. We're just trying to talk about it. We're just trying to get the word out. Just get the word out. To get the word out, getting the word out, stay, stand to the right, walk on the left. In general, in life, I love walking up escalators. I feel like I'm getting a little exercise and it gets me upstairs twice as fast than just a regular staircase. It's a moving staircase. Fabulous call us zero love you guys. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, We're so happy you're listening. And I say that, You're like, well, how doesn't even know I'm listening. Oh, I know you're listening. I'm watching you. He's like Santa Claus. He knows everything. I know when you're awake, I know when you're sleeping, when you've been good and bad. I know. But I do thank you for listening. You know, we have a lot of listeners. And we were talking about this yesterday and you know, one day we started the show, we had like seven people listening, and then a year later we had nine. I mean, we had this show for so long. I mean, we just didn't really have people getting it. You know. It took a while, and I realized it wasn't them, it was us. It took us a while to figure out what we were doing. But if you ask me right now we look, do you know what you're doing? The answer would be no, not really. All it knows. We kind of show up and we love each other and we do our thing. My favorite is, oh my gosh, how long are your meetings after the show. You guys must planned forever. I'm like, oh, yeah, we planned forever well, but now we we we look at the numbers of people who listen. I just I'm so thankful. I'm so grateful because you know, it's just it's it's it's just a very unique situation what we have here. I mean, we've been a lot of us have been together for a for twenty years. A lot of shows on the radio just don't do that. And a lot of us grew up not being the popular kid, and so to say something on the air and then have someone say on Twitter I feel the same way. It's like, oh, I'm not as weird as I totally grew up thinking I was. No you are you working? But those those other weird ones, like you know, your family a weird. Speaking of families, I have another family. And you guys are very familiar with Rock and raw Hide. Now Rock and raw Hide. This incredible organization started by dear, dear friends of mine. Uh, it's all about making well. It began with the concept of making animals and shelters more adoptable. They would walk into shelters and the noise levels would be at this awful, awful piercing level where the animals are just nervous and so when people come in to look for animals to adopt, there like these animals are they're they're you know, they're troubled. Well, they are troubled because the noise levels are crazy, so they're it was a very simple concept. Rock and Roll Hide said, let's give them toys to play with, Let's give them blankets to chew on and hang out with. And you know what, low and behold noise levels started to decrease in animal adoptions increased. Yeah, it's about lowering that stress level for the animals. Well, since then, Rock and raw Hide has done many things more than just taking toys to two animals and shelters. It's also getting people involved to look out for animals and animal rights. It's also getting food for animals that need food and helping out shelters that need help, because you know, shelters, these are not billion dollar organizations. These are all organizations that need help placing these animals and homes and until they get into homes, taking care of them and making sure they're happy. So anyway, Rock and raw Hide love it. One of the things that makes Rock and raw Hide so successful are the roadies, the volunteers, the people who just love animals and love working with people that love animals so much they give their time. One of our Rock and raw Hide roadies. Haley Haley, miss Lewick from Paramus, New Jersey, fifteen years old. There's nothing that makes Haley happier than her camera out taking pictures of animals to get them adopted and playing with a big basket of kittens. You know, this is what Haley is. Fifteen years old of volunteer for Rock and raw Hide, and she turned sixteen a month. Haley is at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia right now. They call it chop. She has some cardiac problems that they're working on. The best doctors working on it. Her family standing behind her, her friends, they're they're all behind Haley right now is listening to us speak, and she is in an induced coma where in order to give her the best care, to take the best care of her, they need to let her sleep, let her relax. But we know for a fact she can hear us high Haley, Hey girl, with that, So what I just want to say to Haley is, while you're sleeping, never forget your dreams. Think about what it is you want to do when you come back when you're awake and where you want to go with your life. This is just a very special time for you to relax, let people take care of you. Just give it and let all of our positive warmth flow over you, and just think about where you're going. Where are you gonna be doing in ten years? What do you want to be doing in twenty years, Haley, And think of those fluffy kids. Think of fluffy kids. You know what Haley is going through and what a lot of young people are going through. You know, our friends at St. Jude Children's Reshur Hospital are working around the clock to come up with ways to make to make kids healthy and to live great lives so they can live their dreams. So that's why I love St. Jude Children's RESHURRT Hospital. And even though UH Children's Hospital of Philadelphia is not a St. Jude hospital, they like all other hosse bittles around the world, benefit from all the hard work at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Well, Haley, the animals need you, they need your voice. We need you, uh and UH we know that. Uh. We know you're listening to us. So we just want to say we love you, and when you wake up, we want to have you on. We want to talk to you, and we'll give you an Elvis to Rand shirt. We'll give you a shirt and a basket of kittens. And I'm sure your mom would be like no, no, no, But anyway, much love to Haley and her family. Um and uh, she's been a support of ours and listened to our show for many years and so we want to send some love back. We love her. Well that said, you know, I don't want to get on my my, my, my podium and start preaching to the world. But you know what, with every breath you take, with every flower you see, with every ray of sunshine you see, with every star you dream on, remember life is such a gift. And so not only should you be proud and happy that you've been given this gift by the universe or by God or whatever you believe in, but also you want to make sure other people are living their lives and understanding that their lives are a gift as well. So cool, it's really cool, and it's amazing what they can do. It's amazing that they know, you know, like right now, Haley, this is your time to rest and recharge while we take care of things like science has come so so far. I listened to a lot of podcasts about history, and you know, you hear about like, oh, someone had the cold and so they cut them open and led them out. Like no, Like I heard a story about a woman who became addicted to her leeches and became like friends with them and wanted to keep and it's like, no, do you think about like babies nowadays? My friend had twins and they were like a one was like two pounds one of them, and she had blood transfusions and you look at her now, you would never have known the technology that they have to just do the right thing. And no, I mean, it's just amazing to me. Well, I'll tell you behind technology and pills and you know, medications and this and that are it's the heartbeat of the people who are applying them, you know what. And Dr Oz will be the first to tell you, you know what. It it's so much more than what you see in a bottle or what you see in in a bag that's dripping in the hospital, and it's it's the heartbeat behind the person who's applying it, who really looks you in the eye and says, all right, I'm gonna give you this medicine we're going to do with this procedure. But I just want you to know that we believe in you and you're gonna feel so much better after we're done with you. And just you know, trust us, sit back and let us do our work, because we're here to to make it happen for you. It's the people behind it that really makes the difference. I have a I have a friend who whose brother is just graduating from college with a double major in like molecular biology and something else, and she was like, what are you going to do with that? And he said, I want to cure everything. Everything gets started that way, and I'm like, thank God for your brother. Start with the A's start. We got to get into the headlines. So much going on. We have a phone tap on the way to way back Wednesday. Phone tap. Have we decided which one we're running today? Yes? The one where Elvis, you, Me and the Boss play a joke on Greg t Oh, no, don't put me on another phone fail measurable. Yeah, this is a good one. Actually, as long as we're picking on great t I'm happy with it. All. Right into the headlines, Beth to need, what's going on. All right. We told you about this measure last week and now President Trump has signed it. This is the measure that undermines Internet privacy safeguards. The previous safeguards prevented Internet service providers from selling our information like browsing history without our permission. North Korea has fired another missile. The ballistic missile was aimed towards Japan, luckily only made it thirty seven miles before landing in the Sea of Japan. Made it that far. Yeah, pay Less Shoes has filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy. They'll be closing around four hundred stores, but there's over four thousand around the country. So if you of your pay Less, chances are your store will still be there. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. Thank you. And according to a new survey, more Americans are choosing pot over beer, or they would if we were legal in their state. Now this is bad news for beer brewers. Number crunchers say that before this is all over, the pot industry could take over seven percent of the revenue that the beer industry is currently getting. So rather than this budge for you, it's these buds are for you. Exactly. Yes, you know Fridays, I think National Beer Day. This is one of the things I miss now that I had the you know, the gastric sleeve procedure. I can't have bubbled I can't. I can't have co cola, pepsi, beer, champagne, anything that's provescent. You can't have a sparkling personality in your life. You're safe. It's better to ask for forgiveness and permission. Hey, can I tell you what's happening Friday? The chain smokers will be here? Okay? And I can finally say it, and I get yelled at Harry Styles will be on with Can I tell the story now? I was told several weeks ago, Hey, Harry Styles is gonna be on. I'm gonna play some new music for you, but we don't want anyone. But no one told me. I wasn't supposed to talk about it. So I mentioned it on our show one time and it was it was the lightning bolt herd around the world. I mean, all of the Harry Styles fans and the fan club started going on and on into Elvis durand said blah blah blah, and I'm like and they called and said Why did you do that? And I said, well, what do you mean? You you? No one told me not to say anything. We have Harry Styles on with new music. Why can't I not say anything? Because we have a plan, we have a marketing plan, and you've ruined it. You sadly ruined our Harry Styles marketing plan. I'm like, I'm sorry, but no one told me not to. People are gonna listen now O yep. I was excited about it, but I do I do appreciate if they have a multi tiered plan that they want to roll out. I get it. The problem is no one told me, Oh, it's about communication, It's about communicating with me. Yeah, maybe that would work. So so now I've turned into like the most hated man in music because I've ruined the plan. I've ruined the surprise. But now I can talk about it. Harry Styles will be on new music from Harry on Friday. If I don't leak it Thursday, would that be bad for the plan? Someone's gonna leak it might as well be me. We'll see. Well, let me think about it. Is Elvis Grand in the Morning Show, So you need that perfect snack, don't grab boring old potato chips. Try the new taste from Ritz Rits Crispin Thins. Just like the name suggests. They're thin and they're crispy, and they're really really good. They're baked, not fried. New Rits Crispin Thins. You have got to try them. About to get into a Way Back Wednesday phone tap I don't know, scary, scary sort of in charge of like choosing which phone taps we play during these way Back Wednesday phone tap days, Like you play one of my phone taps last week, and now you're playing another one with me, and it's not my phone tap, it's there's several of us in it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't feel comfortable being in the phone tap lane. The thing is Elvis. I'm always monitoring feedback in response as phone taps go on the air, like like the heartbeat, the pulse, and I've noticed it. I remember this one got a lot of great response from the listeners. He has a little machine that he hooks up to the pulse and he can read it. Okay, all right, so this is the phone tap where uh we phone tapped. Great tea with our with the Vice President of National platform, programming whatever. Tom Pullman, right, No, this is now. It wasn't Tom Pullman, Mark mcdeina, Mark Medina, he was new that's right with Martin Medina. So we we also have old Tom Pullman phone taps. We should play some of those anyway, So Martin Medina, who's the programming guru here at New York. I don't fall for too many things, but I gotta tell you sometimes you guys picked the exact perfect time to play a joke ONMI and you get me and once you got no offense, but you fall for everything. Well, I guess here's your way back Wednesday when we phone tapped Great Team Elvis, Elvis Durant, Elvis durand phone tap. You know what. We've phone tapped Great Tea several times over the last several years because he's so gullible. You really are gollable. All right, you gotta be really good. Here's we're gonna do. Let me just describe it. You know, Great Tea last week worked very hard to build that free standing door so we could do a bet with bethany where she could live her dream of kicking down a door. It's a beautiful door. Yeah, he went and bought all the materials built a door. Fantastic. Anyway, the bits over the door to this thing, it's still standing out there. We can't get rid of the door. It's just it's an I saw it as a hole in it. So on Friday, Great Tea was out on special assignment during the show and we're like, wait, the door is still here. He needs to get rid of this door. So several things that were going on. You know, I know he's busy. He has he does his own show before our show every morning is starting at five, and uh, you know he's a busy guy. So the reason why we decided to phone tap him. Our new boss, Mark Medina walked through the office. He said, what's up with the door? How do we get rid of that? I went, ah, phone tap, this would be great. So scary starts the phone tap to Greg T and we all take part. Just listen to Greg T. Hello, it's scary. Are you on your way back to the studio? No, we won't. Mark asked Elvis about the door, and when we were taking it away, I don't care what. I don't care what you guys do at the door. They'll figure out right, But you put it together, yes, because none of you guys could. Okay, but it now needs to be dismantled. They can't stay here a weekend. I'm not I'm not touching it. I'm not gonna be anywhere near the radio station at all. So the earliers don't do anything with it. Would be on Monday. Any of you guys can take care of it, break it, collapse it or whatever. What do you want me to tell Elvis? I don't care. There's the morning show door. But he's not as an answer. The answer he wants to hear is you're coming back to the station to take it apart. But I'm not coming back through a station near the radio station. I won't be like the radio station full four or Thurdays the morning on Monday. But you left you repair as at nine o'clock. Scary. This has nothing to do with me. Trust me. Because I can put a door together and you spose you can't does not mean that becomes my damn door. It's your responsibility by I want to put to the foot through a door, make a door, at least sort. The one guy can built the damn door. So I broke the door, you need you put it together, So you've got to take it a point. You're not bothering me with this? Do we not bothering me with this? I'm not trying to bother you. I'm just saying. But it's not even ten o'clock. We're all still here for another hour all morning. Do you want to get Mark, I'll get Mark serry. I don't care who you yet. I am not coming back there until Morton day. Dude, you better get back as executive producer. I'm telling you turn around and come back up here. You're not gonna win this. I'm just I'm just done in your pants because that's what you sound like. You sound like it in your pants. Yo. Yes, it's Mark before Mark. Are you doing? Man? This is my fifth day here, and you know it's not a good look for my first week on the job to be like you know what, I have no control over anybody that works, you know, So let me ask you this. What are your hours? Hours? Yeah? Well, if I'm on locations, obviously from here, I'm just gonna take off and go home because there's really nothing who worked for you to do? So today you were here for three hours? Well no, I was very do for five am. Pre warning show. So I get in and around four five and I go only five am every day, had no idea. Do you think if you weren't on that five am shift, would that give you more time to do extra stuff? Is that time better spent somewhere else, Elvis? And if that's fine, did I get an extra hour of sleep? Wow? That would be amazing. That's gonna be up to me ultimately. So yeah, I mean I hate to go, but if um, I mean, that's what you want to do, and that's the change you want to make, and it is what it is. I guess I don't like to be a hard ass about stuff. But in a perfect world, man, I need you to turn around and come back and get this door down. No problem, Thanks, no problem. Are you alone? It's it's Elvis. Are you on the speaker phone? Yeah? Why did you quit your shift? I didn't quit anything. Mark just asked me what I thought about you and doing the shifting, where he said, you're not doing it anymore, Elvis. Let's say you take a step back. What do I ever say I quit anything anything? Zero? No. So I don't know why anybody shares put us up. I don't know what's going on here. I really don't know who's telling who what. All he know is I got to come back to the radio station and take the pard the door. Okay, so that's it. Do you guys win? What does the door have to do with you quitting your shift? I don't get it. What the shift? She said? What do you do now he's out there taking the door down? I don't thank you, thank you. I'm gonna do it. Monny Elvis, I didn't quit a shift, went back to the radio station. I don't know what's going on. You are you coming back with me or going on today? For the door? I don't think you have to worry about that. The boss is taking the door down, she said. Perfect, he said, gonna got the perfect world. I would like you to be here. Tell us what the hell is going on here? Greg Yes, you've been phone tapped. We all phone tapped you over. Hello, Hello, lady, say hello to your boss Mark, who is not taking your door down? Hello? Gregory, I'm I'm I'm pulled over right now. I pulled my car over. Anything would quit. We need to work on that impression of me. By the way, that was great, and you got me again. I was laughing. Man, that's funny. You are very gullable. You've got me completely because you know what, you get something in your head and you just take off to the moon. I'm not not stopping to think maybe it's a joke, because I know the traffic to get back in here and where I was at the time you guys are calling. There's no way. I mean, I was all over the place at me. But I think it's what I love about phone tapped. And it's not just you, or it's everyone being phone tapped. They don't know they're being phone tapped. They don't know other people are listening. In so the way people act when when they don't think anyone's listening, it's so funny. As soon as our boss came on, I was like, Mark, are you doing all right? Look, if you have an idea for a phone tap, or maybe you have a scenario that we could play out here between each other. And by the way, I do not get phone tapped. That's the only rule. Does that offer still stands? Oh? Absolutely you If you phone tap me, you will be fired. Yet nobody hears every We have never phone tapped. You know, we don't want to get fine, but I'll tell you what. When you're in the lottery, feel free. But if you have a scenario where someone else can be phone tapped. You guys have never phone tapped me before, by the way, probably cause they don't answer my phone. Pick up the phone. You have to own a phone, all right. So if you want to whatever an idea for a phone tap, we need ideas on whoever, go to Elvis, durandall com and click on the phone tap like prerecorded with permission granted by all Party space. Phone tap work in the morning show. So you know that feeling when you're looking for the perfect snack, Come on, talk about it. I need food now, but I'm panicking because I don't have any. Next time you're grabbing some boring potato chips, I want you to try Rits Crispin thins. We've tried them here. That's why they're not here because they're gone. They do go fast. They make you happy. I love them just like the name suggests, Rits Crispin thins. They're thin and crispy. H they're oven baked, they're not fried, so it makes you feel a little better about eating an entire box. And they have great flavors to rich Crispin Thins sea salt, cream cheese and bacon, or cream cheese and onion. They also have bacon and they have the salt and vinegar. Do you know what the sea salt is really good on? Crumble it over ice cream. You're welcome. That's a fantastic idea, Isn't funny How salty and sweet just started to be popular like ten years? All right? So another way to enjoy your rits Crispin Thins. Next time you're hanging out with some friends or just hanging out with yourself, grab some Ritz Crispin thing Thins. You'll be glad you did. You have got to try elvisan in the Morning Show. The good thing and bad thing about this show is we move fast. Sometimes we sometimes we sit there on one topic and we just bleed it to death. But a lot of times we just moved from topic to topic to topic. So someone will say, hey, today I heard you talking about aunt Farms, and I'm like, that was a great conversation. I loved it. Did we talk about aunt Farms today? I don't remember. It's really scary too. It's terrifying how many things we say that we have no recollection of So Nate wrote on my sheet loose pants. I said, well, what does this mean, loose pants? When did you write it? I wrote it yesterday, and I can't remember why we were. You mentioned something about loose pants at some point during the show. And what I'll do is, I'll go, so, you know, colors are beautiful. We have blues, we have reds, like colors of the rainbow. Right down rainbow. I'm gonna talk about rainbows later, okay, but back to colors, so he'll write down rainbows. Then later on I'll go, why did you write down rainbows? And then I'll remember this time, I do not remember. I do not remember why you said loose pants. So put the play out there, please, anybody if you heard him say loose pants or maybe anything revelated to loose pants. Scary thought. Maybe it was a guy named loose pants. His first name is lou the name as spants. I don't think it was loose pants. Louis spants that we were talking. Okay, So so if anyone remembers, because no one, you know, we have fifteen people working here, and uh, no one remembers anything about loose pants because we were talking to Alex about the joggers that you were wearing that he doesn't like. But I don't. But you said that wasn't it, wouldn't it? That was? This is like an hour after that Congress, Kathleen come back. No wait, I think web gro Kathleen is the only one with a brain cell that's left on his The rest of us are totally toasted. What was it about? I was going to say the joggers too, and Alex called it in it doesn't like your joggers. That wasn't it. It was something else about loose pants. And there was another word that I wrote down, but I can't find that paper, but I do remember writing down loose pants. May have been blue loose pants. I don't know why I would write that down. Can you see if Bobby Flay will come on with us? I want to ask me if you'll do the show with us? Okay, thank you. Now write that down and remind me later why I said it. Bobby Flay come on the phone. So then maybe we should just create a topic around loose pants. Whatever we think of it could talk to us. Today's topic loose pants. We don't yes question about loose pants okay. So I posted about it on my Facebook page this morning, and one person asked, does it circle back to the conversation about Nate's love of tan lines? Okay? Anything about going beltless? No? Okay, what about saggy when in the back. No, I don't know what it was. Were you wearing loose pants yesterday? No? I don't really have any except for my joggers. We gotta get to this. You do love a skinny gean, I do. I like I like my my calves need to feel enveloped, hugged, hugged. Was it anything about anybody packing heat? I don't know, bloded women, because bloated women like Okay, so your time of the month, Yeah, your time of the month, you wear loose pants, I don't know, Rather than us sitting here, you know, throwing darts at the wall. I just you know, lets someone's gonna remember we have ten million people listening. Someone's gonna call and say, hey, you were talking about X y Z. Nate dreamed it, like we really didn't talk about it, like it was a dream. You know, you might be right because I have a I usually have a photographic memory, so I can see what I write that's why I write it down. You're dreaming about pacetime. I can't see the words that I wrote, but hold on, maybe I did. Nathaniel, you remember looking at me and I said to you, hey, right down, loose pants. Yeah, you said, we'll talk about this tomorrow pants. I don't know what that al right, Well, we'll figure it out. You know. We have a new system that we're going to put into place soon that logs our entire show and we can actually type in loose pants. It will take us to the sound that's terrifying. Also good, but terrifying, as you know. Yet turn that music off. I'm not done with Nate. Yesterday we learned that you have a fetish for tan lines. You actually go to porn hub and you type in a search for tan lines and you look at porn that features people with tan lines, women with tan lines. Yes, yeah, I got something for you, Ted, I hate you. You know we're gonna get suit for them. You're gonna get some sunny, fun, fun, and that's you. When you see a tan line tan they really turn you on. You know, it's tan line season on the way. I know, I know you're get a little hot. I know. Yeah, tan line. Talk talk about tan lines to him in your your Midwest point. You know what happens when when a girl from the Midwest stands out in the sun too long. Part of us is white, part of us is bright red, and the body freckles come out. Gets real. You want to see where my bacchini top stops and my skin starts. How about to grow from the bronx in her tan lines? Yo, you like what you see? Put it over here with my tan lines. Alright. If I pull my pants down, you can see where the bikini bottom. Yeah, usually nowhere near turned on? Right? All right? So if anyone knows anything about loose pants, please get in touch with us. We'd appreciate it. Let's get into the Daniel report. Daniel, so our friend ed Shearon is all sorts of wonderful, and we know that So Shape of You is one of just thirty four songs since ninety eight to be number one on the Hot one hundred for at least ten weeks the overall the overall record is sixteen weeks at number one, And that was the song One Sweet Day by Mariah Carey and Boys to Man. We all remember that one. Speaking of cheer and he has wanted to be on Game of Thrones for like five years. Now he's finally gonna get it. He's gonna get a cameo on Game of Thrones that he is so excited about it. So that is so cool. Christy Teagan, did you see that nasty bruise she got on her leg from lip sync Battle? She like, she throws her whole body in there when she's she's battling it out on Lipsync Battle. It's a nasty bruise she was. She was putting it on social media. There's a new album out. It's called Metal Disney. It's metal recordings of classic Disney songs like under the Sea and a Whole New World. That's awesome. So I think it's out now. Yeah, maybe we can get Garrett to get us a little sample of what it sounds. Let's see what else. Um. So we all know Tom Brady is number twelve, so he's attracted to things with a twelve. So since winning the Super Bowl, there's a rumor that he was supposed to be on the eleventh floor of a condo and he withdrew from a twenty billion dollar contract because it was the eleventh floor, not the twelve floor. That's a true story. It makes sense. James Cordon is taking the Late Late Show home to England for three nights in June. That's gonna be awesome. June six, seventh, and eighth. He will show off the city where he grew up. He'll do a little British twist on some of his comedy segments and carpool karaoke, and it will be the first time the Cordon has taken the show overseas, so that's exciting. Empires on tonight. Of course, if you want, you can watch Feud over on Effects and lots of good stuff on Netflix. We've got Criminal Minds, Designated Survivor Chicago p d All on tonight. And next time we we're gonna talk about Daniel Craig. I know he said he's not coming back as James Bond, but I'm hearing he just Mike got figured it out. What is it? Nate wasn't loose pants. It was scaryes pants because his mom does his laundry, and you wanted to talk about moms that still do their son's laundry. That's it. What does that to do with loose pants? Must have seen it wrong. In my brain when I wrote it down. Oh, I wanted to talk about this and Scary wears loose pants. But that's it's fair. Yeah, I did want to talk about that today. Guys, who who's whose moms still do their laundry? And I said, I don't think it's that awful of a thing, because sometimes moms, when you move out of the house, they still need to feel needed. So, you know, hey, mom, she's like, I'd really love to do your laundry. Scary, Yeah, mommy wants to do your laundry. So you know, it makes me feel needed because all the kids are out of the house now, as you know, Anthony, So you know, may I just have to do your laundry, and so you do it. You do it for her. Do you get you know, clean pants for the holidays. And when I go home for the holidays, she's like, bring your laundry over. I'll do it just for old time's sake kind of thing. You know, moms love that. I know it's hard for you to fathom that, but some moms, a lot of moms are like, thank god he's got I don't have to do his pants anymore. But I said yesterday that's problematic because if somebody is dating the sun, it shows that the mom is not going to be able to fully let go of her little boy, and that could be a problem for the significant other. Well, you scary. I don't know if if your mom has a problem if you don't let her do your pants, wash your clothes right like I don't like, I don't. I don't ask her to do it, but she just offers it up sometimes right. Well, and he's not really, you know, dating anyone who does his laundry. So he should look, he didn't put no ring on it. He should do his own damn laundry. I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you know, one of those like Santa Claus the sacks a big boy. Let's talking about the other things your mommy does for you. She still clips your tone nails. Come on, what I clip my eight year old tone? Hold on, now, let's I'm trying to keep an open mind. There's no open mind with the forty something year old guys mom clipping his toil. He can't reach them. But listen, but listen, if it makes your mom happy, why would you not allow her to clip your Tonnil? I personally, wouldn't let my mom quip my tonnails. I mean, if she were alive gun restassal, I would never ever ask her to clip my tonnails. But I don't have the same relationship with my mom. I never called her mommy, and I did when I was four. But anyway, things that she loves. Take your temperature in the butt, no, I have to ask. Way, do people in the military have a name for that. It's called the silver silver silver bullet? Did you take your rectal uh temperature? Yeah, you're getting the silver bullet. I know. That's I go to the doctors like we'll have to take your tiprectly. I'm like, that's all you got. Oh my god, it's tiny. When I'm sick over the phone, that's fine. And cooking recipes forget about it. I think I think it's you know, unless you have that relationship with your mom, I mean, you've got to think it through. Hello, Sean, how are you you have that relationship with your mom? Right? Yes, morning, Elvis. I'm married with a kid and she is still doing our laundry. Now, um and your so your wife, what does she think of that? So she feels a slight fit Uh, like she's not doing her responsibility. Well what since when is that her? It's her responsibility. Uh, we kind of split things up and outside shores inside shores. So, um, but my mom babysits my kid two days a week. But during that time, she's, uh, she's doing the laundry, cleaning the kitchen, cleaning up the house even though we don't ask her to. She loves doing it though. I mean, some moms love doing that, right, Yeah, I agree, So don't take that away from her. I mean, that's what and I have talked to my wife before and spent the same thing I said. She enjoys is not we're not telling her to do it. She that's that's her mom instincts. I think. I think what people are forgetting to real lies is there are people who enjoy doing things like laundry for their son or for their friends or for I mean, it's less laundry for his wife to do if his mom does it. Yeah. I think she's come to accept a little bit more as of lately, because it is nice to let's come home, everything's folded, baskets upstairs ready to put away. Yeah, I can see how she would immediately feel though, like, is this Am I not doing it right? Like? Is this like a little underhanded comment? But I'm sure that's not how your mom intends it at all. No, she just wants to help out. We're very busy and a lot going on. I love that, you know what mom's love to They love to pitch in because it makes it makes them feel important. My husband's mother's coming from France and you know in the summer for two weeks, do lots of laundry. She may not want to. Well listen, best of luck with that. It's just to each his own. I think everyone has a different dynamic in the family. I think that I think it's cool. You know. Look, I was trying to find a way to pay her back somehow. Well, let me give you the equivalent of that. When my mom and dad were alive, they would come to New York to visit me. And you know, I make a great living and and they've they have always been there for me when I needed them financially back in the day or whatever. So you know, I want to take them out to dinner. I wouldn't get up to go to the bathroom and come back, and they would. My dad would have paid the bill. Yeah, my dad's retired. They're living, you know, they're they're living okay, you know, but I'm like, what are you doing that for? They want to do it, and it's not about me. If I stay here and go, well, I make enough money to pay for and then it's about me. It's really about them. It makes them happy to do it makes your mom happy to do laundry, as awful as laundry can be. A good luck. Sounds like you have a great family going all the time. A good day. Are you with me? Yeah, it's sometimes it's hard to put put it on them and let them be happy doing something that we would normally hate doing. I think it's just hard to let people do things for you. That's tough. Ving your mother in law touch your underwear. Yes, it's kind of like, I don't know, We'll just let him peel them off of me. Oh god, if you want to wash my underwear, mom in law, come come and get him. No, No, I think it's it's weird. By the way, I was kidding, anyone my have my parents do my laundry, Having an in law do it would be even weirder. Hello, Alicia, Hi Elvis what's up? What's up with you? My mother in law not only still does my husband's laundry, but she also tries to sneak over to the house before be go on vacation and pack his suitcase for our honeymoon. And I was like, this is the last time this is going to happen, but it has instance. But I don't mind, so I don't have to do it. Well, there you go. Well, look, you know you are now his wife, so I can see how if you decide you're uncomfortable with it, that should be considered as well. I'm not taking that never uncomfortable work for me, So all right, there you going, Alicia, send her, Send your mom in law to my house. If we're going on vacation a couple of works. I love someone to pack for me though. That would be awesome. Thanks for listening to us. Yeah packing. Hello, Kelsey, Hey, your grandmother still does your parents laundry? Yeah she does. She loves it, though she feels she feels needed in in love, she's but she's still doing lunch. No, she's actually eighty seven. But yeah, my parents, my parents, when they know she's coming over, they'll stop doing the laundry. So that when she comes over she can do it. You think it might make her feel needed. That's my whole point. That's my whole point. Don't take advantage. I love it. Don't take advantage. Are you sure? No? She she completely loves it. She'll she'll go out. My parents will honestly have baskets full of laundry. And that's the first and she does when she comes over to You know, you gotta keep something in mind. You can just kind of open your mind for a second. She's eighty seven years old. She comes from a time where women were typically the housemakers. And I know that things have changed, and I'm extremely happy that people don't have to do these roles and live in these role expectations that they used to. But she comes from a time where that's that's what she's used to, that's what she's that's what makes her comfortable. So don't try to take that away from her. It really you're you're thinking of you. You're trying to project your beliefs on your eight seven year old grandmother. Live, leave her alone, litterally, litterally, have fun. She's good. Oh yeah, yeah, she completely loves it exactly, And you get your your clothes, clean laundry is different than the tone nails like, I'm not sure, un you know she runs a tone nailory anyway, So that's it. Just try to free your mind. I look, I try every day. I have so many, so many closed minded things in my in my brain and in my in my world. I do my best to try to see it from the other side. And this is one of those things. All right. I will also do the same. Like the other day, Brody and Scary, we're going to the Mets game and Scary's mom offered to make sandwiches for them for the game. That's keys, is you're okay with eating her food? What if she came to the game and clipped his tonnails at the game right behind behind home play? What's that by well, she clipped mind too since she was al clip us out. Hey, Hey, we're going to Scary's parents house. His dad's gonna serve us up some cold bruise. His mom's gonna clip our toe nails. Awesome. Elvis Hello, real name Elvis Beyonce Marshall. Mothers to rev Is Elvis Durant in The Morning Show The Morning showing so much duran in the Morning Show. You know our friends super Chef Fabulous Katie Lee. She told me several months ago about this dust company where they make sex dust and brain dust and you sprinkle you sprinklet in on your whatever and you eat it by the company moon Juice, Moon Juice. Yeah, they make a bunch of them and you actually can Anyway, I tried the brain dust and as you can tell, it's not doing very well. I cannot form a sentence. It didn't really do anything for me. So I just told Katie Lee a cent her a tex saying the brain does doesn't work for me. She said, around two o'clock in the afternoon, try the brain does. But she keeps pushing me to try the sex dust. So do you think sex dust can work? She says it works for her. I mean, I don't know. I've never I've not tried that one. Maybe she should. You should sprinkle it on something of Alex's and see what happens on is what no? On something he's eating and see what happens? What was that memory pill? I take? Oh? Hello, Hellody? Yeah, anyway, I'm willing to try anything and everything. Sex dust, yeah, I'll try it. You know what down in New Orleans. They have all the voodoo shops. I bought some special voodoo oil is supposed to make your partner horny. How to go? I didn't work. I want my money back? Did you give it to yourself? Who's on the phone. Oh it's great tea, Hey, great tea. I love it when you call, even though your office is two doors away. Are you so lazy you can't walk in here? I didn't want to bother you. I just wanted to say it was focus, factory, focus, focus, Thank you. So Nate. Nate's dates are so old they shoot sex dust. Oh get it, get it, I get it. That's funny it alright, So I get sex dust on the next show anyway. So enough of that. What was I gonna talk about? Oh? Sound with Garrett? I have no brain. Yesterday I was having lunch with my friend Eric, and three times in ten minutes, I said, you know what, we have to go try that. Um, what's the name of it? You know? I was talking to his manager. Her name is what's her name? Oh, dear, it really is a place you will arrive at soon. Know I'm there with you already. Man. I can't remember names to save my life. I know there's a lot of us out there. It's your name. It's so weird. I don't know Google. I google things at least twenty five times a day. You come to this microphone over here, Garrett, Garrett, what sound do you have? All right, let's start with this. So we got some new music from Halsey last night. It's called Now or Never. Sounds like this come from policy. Some people were texting requesting it early. There you go. And cool moment for Shawn Mendez the other night in Toronto. So John Mayer is on his world tour. John Mayer brought out Shawn Mendez and they performed Mercy together. Now. The cool part is Shawn Mendez based his career off for John Mayer. He looked up to John Mayer as a kid and to be on stage with him playing Shawn Mendez song has to be the best moment ever. Should be really cool for both of them. Yea baby, that's a different version alright. Z Camille Cabello. They were doing a charity show for a c l U in Los Angeles the other day and they covered Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror for My Favorite Songs by Mintel Jakes. Alright, so let's switch gears a little bit. So Disney last year put out a metal cover of all their favorite songs in Japan. It did so well Disney said, why don't we release it here in the US. So on the thirty one of last month, they just came out with this CD. It's called uh D Metal Stars. So these are all metal covers or our favorite Disney songs. See if you can guess this first one? Cool side? Here we go. That's cool. Let's go under the sea. How about that right here? All right? How can we not go to Beauty and the Beast? Okay? And then they take on the most annoying song known to man in ever history. Yeah, I'm not into the number one in Japan, but is it really? It was last year? Well, you know what, you call it the most annoying? I think out of the songs you played, this is my favorite one. It's a small world. How I'm gonna play it over and over and over, please as you float by? All right? Last night Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon is at Universal Orlando promoting the opening of his brand new ride, and he broke out one of his favorite bits with the Barbershop Quartet and they sang this song see if you can guess it big but I cannot around thing. But you know that was wearing a stop star baby. All right. I know how much you love barbershop, You know what, There's just something about them that just irritates me at the ends of the earth. I don't know what it is. They're all dressed the same, they sound the same. All those videos and more up at Elvis Duran dot com to see Jimmy Fallon listened to those metal songs whenever you want today. Excellent, you're a good American, Garrett, Thank you so much. Let's go around the room, Froggy, and beautiful South Florida will see you. This weekend we had why one one hundred thousand dollars or ten tho dollar shopping spree. Whoops, that's Saturday. And then Sunday we have Miami Beach Gay Pride starring Uncle Johnny. We do and then the big concert on the Beach with b b Rexa. I love that woman and she's performing first this weekend at Gay Pride Miami Beach. So, Froggy, what's on your mind today? Well, you know it's funny that we're having the shopping spree. So the other day I was in the area of the mall and I'm walking through the mall and I see somebody who's in there scoping out the mall because they think they are so sure that they're gonna win the shopping spree. But it's so cool that when you're in the running to win something, you get so involved in your mind. You talk yourself into already winning and picturing how you're gonna go about every single day. I've I've done it with a lottery in the past, but to watch somebody do it with the shopping spree. They are planned out to the tea, what store they're going through, and every little thing they're gonna buy. That's so exciting. The shopping spree is gonna be a lot of fun. Uh, Danielle, what's on your mind today? Everyone has? That's something that you're willing to try. Like, if you love pizza, you will try any kind of pizza that's out there. Right with me, it's pink things that you can drink anything pink and bubbly and sweet. I'll try it. I'll just pour that right out. A sucker for pink. I'm a sucker for pink. I realized that yesterday because I was like, in my house, I have every pink champagneygar lemonade versus pink pink. Thank you are there pink lemons? No, this is food color probably the same thing. It's just food. I'm sorry, I'm asking stupid questions, but I don't know right. Thank you all things pink, pink, pink. What about you there, Bethany. I think we all in our lives need to take a moment and stop down when somebody does like a million things for you and say thank you and appreciate them. You're welcome. No, this one's not for you, but thank you. I don't do anything for you. You do a lot for me. But this is for Danielle, because she was talking today about how like when she calls me, she'll apologize because she knows how much I hate talking on the phone, but like she'll but it's important. And then yesterday you were talking about how I'm such an introvert and so when we like go and travel, you run interference without me even knowing, like saying to people, she really needs a loane time blow blah blah, like don't hate her. This is just how so thank you Danielle. I don't even realize sometimes how much you do for me behind the scenes, and I love you and you're amazing. So thank you, daniel I think that's great. Just hear what she says behind your back up, man, Okay, as long as you don't know it's there. I mean, this is one of the things I love about about the show is that the women on our show all have this bond. I think it's so strong and so great it makes It's one of the things that makes our show. I think we each go to each person for something different. Like if I need fashion something, I text Kathleen a picture and I go, Kathleen, does this go with this? Can I do this? Like? You know, it's funny your electronics don't work, I hear from Yah frog help. But I mean, that's that's the family thing we have going for it. Look, we may not be the funniest, we may not play the best music. Whatever I think we are retty funny. I think the great music, but you may not think so. But you know, look, you can't take away the fact. You cannot deny that we are a family, and we are what we are. We fight let's fight now. But I also think that with women sometimes we all just assume we have to not like each other because that's like the default is to be catty. But that's not the case at all. It's so much easier to not fight with women than it is to fight with women. Totally agree. Hey, so if like, what's the fastest spark that could cause a fighting? Back? Talking? Back talking? Okay, what are you trying to spark there, buddy? I didn't say anything, Just you mind your own business. No, No, I'm just asking. I I fight. It's scary sometimes because when he talks, he doesn't talk, he yells it. And I know that's just scary, and it's not that he's doing it on purpose, but I sometimes take a sense at it, and I'm just like, you're yelling right now. Blame that because how I was raised. I just tale. Brody yells too. They both yell. I mean they're yellers, yeller. We talked about this when we first started doing the fifteen Minute morning show. Both Scary and Brody their whole radio careers have been at a position where they don't have a microphone, so in order to get on the air, they have to yell and talk really fast. Yeah, I wouldn't be this way if I had a Mike. Go get a show. No one's gonna us. I don't know what you're talking about. Hello, Jerry, how are you doing well? How are you changing the subject? That's why I'm glad you're here? So talk to me, Jerry. Tell everyone what you found. So I wanted to share my luck with you. I literally just found three four leaf clovers at one spot um out in Pietan County. Now what count are you in? Pi Countyntain, Virginia. No? No, wait, you've found not one, but three four leaf clovers. Yes, there three, and the same spat Now, so either you have a hell of a lot of luck or there's something weird in the soil. You know what I'm saying. I would hope it's the luck. So I mean trying the past couple of weeks before you. So you've had a lot of luck coming your way, and now you find four leaf clovers clovers? Look, your friends should do anything and everything to hang out with you. Right, did you put a leaf off of a five leaf clover? Yeah? I have found one five leaf clover, but I've only found I just found those three four leaflovers for two of my bosses actually took two of them from me, so I have I have one left right now, but I just wanted to share some look with you all this morning. No, no, we could use that. Thank you so much. Thanks Jerry, have a great day, man. Can you imagine finding one is so rare? Good morning, Bobby Flay, Good morning, how are you? I'm fine, sir. How are you? Bobby Flay? We don't call him Bobby, He's always Bobby Flay. I'm glad you called. We paged you. I'm glad you got I'm glad you still have that beeper. Yeah, exactly, what would do? Well? First of all, how are you? We love you. We always want to know how you're doing. I'm really good. I haven't seen you guys in a long time. You've been it seems like you've been on a lot of vacations or something. I don't know. You guys are going on group crips. You're going into Mexico. It's it's it's a very busy life over there at the show. Well I know that, but I know you're busy too. But I love how you hang all the fault on us and that's okay. Well, listen, I will come anytime I'm invited. You know you're always invited, including our meat loaf off we're gonna we're doing pretty soon. We got to coordinate that. Ye I'm not doing Oh is that happening? Yeah? Yeah, We're gonna do a meat loaf cook off. And it looks like as of now, I'm the only one cooking for you because Danielle. Danielle refuses. Daniel is going to go to a restaurant. Baby, We're gonna have a loaf off. We know, we know her tricks. We'll get to that later. I've got a new you know me, I always get drunk and come up with new TV show ideas for you. Yeah, I have another one for me ready, and I want you to. I want you to back it because you got cash. Yeah. No, it's my show, but you'll be. Let's hear me out, Bobby. I mean, how many shows do you have now? Seventeen eighteen shows? I mean you juggle a lot. Okay, okay, I want to do a show called Eat your Friends. Hear me out. I think that shows on TV already. Isn't that the one with Barrymore? That's different shows. That's the Walking Dead. No no, that's no, no, no, no no, from California Town or something. Yeah, that's yeah, but no, this is different. It's a cooking show. So what I'll happen is I'll go, okay, here's let me pick up one of my favorite Bobby Flay cookbooks and there are many to choose from me I had, and I'm gonna I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna make this recipe from my friend Bobby. Okay, and I'll get you either in the kitchen with me or I'll face time me real quick and say, all right, I'm gonna make your you know, Bobby Flay meat loaf, and then I'm gonna make it, and then you'll be a part. But it's really me making rest the recipes from my friends, and I'm gonna call it eat your friends. Look when I was, when I was drunk and came up with the idea, it was a lot more fun. I was making. I was making Katie. I was making Katie Lee's spaghetti pie. And I sent her a text, you made you made Katie spaghetti pie? Yeah, it's fantastic. Have you had it? No? Well, watch watch my show it'll be my first episode of Eat my Friends. Wait a minute. So basically, you're cooking in your kitchen and then you face time the persons whose cookbook it is that it's genius. I know. It's very of the moment. It's very check savvy of you. I like it. Let me go down the list of Bobby Flay shows, Bobby Flay's Barbecue Addiction, Worst Cooks in America, Beat Bobby Flay. Get on top of that. You have Bobby, you have your the reruns, I mean they do your your Brunt show. Those are reruns, right, No, no, those are pretty new. Yeah, okay, you have Brunchet, Bobby's Beat Bobby, Bobby Face, Barbecue Addiction Chef. What's coming back? Iron Step is coming back? Nice? Yeah, there's a there's a new um wow, I gotta I gotta take the plug without even knowing it today, this is amazing. I got uh two in two weeks. There's a new series called Iron Steff Gauntlet, and so basically seven or eight Steps who are not Iron Steps compete against each other and then the person that wins that has to beat three Iron Steps coming iron Chefs. Yeah, now with more Pyro of course, absolutely, and lots of lots of fake smokes. Now, can we talk about throw down with Bobby Fly for just a second, so, you know, throw down the concept. Of course, he finds he seeks out a chef in America who has a specialty dish, right, No, no, no, think yeah, which one am I thinking of? No, it's usually a home No, you're right, it's usually a home cook who has somebody who's who's known really well in their community for that weren't particular dish And you show up and try to beat them at their own dish. Yes, Now, a lot of times, a lot of times they the judges like their version better. They always win most of the time, didn't No, no, no, see I saw once where you beat the chef and I felt so badly for them. I felt like it was really an awful show. I used to hate winning that show and stopped. There was there was a there was a couple of um sort of elderly ladies up the main who were baking these pies. And they must have been eighty five years older and they could not have been more adorable, and they they baked these beautiful pies. And you know, we asked the mayor of the town to be a judge. We gave it basically, gave them every possible chance to win, and unfortunately the mayor of the town thought that my Pie was there and I beat these peep, these two little old ladies. My mother talked to me for pretty much, you know, the complete like Bobby, I can't even I can't even like, you know, accept it as my son for the next next three months beating up the old ladies in Maine. It was the worst thing ever show. It is probably the meanest show on TV. Ruined people's dreams. It's so ladies. They're like, well, screw it, Let'll give it up Bobby Flay. It makes it better freaking Pie. Just screw him. We'll get out of Bob. We have a new show called f Bobby Flay. Will you come back on Bobby play this season? Of course? I would I do anything, you would do? Great? Your your partner with Katie, right, Yes? I love Katie. Yeah, no, you gotta come back. Is there somebody that you'd like to do it with? I beg your partners also come on the show? Yeah, I don't. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. But but but you have to come in and do a lo fa. You know, Bobby, every time you're on our show, people love love our interaction with you and you you really are fantastic on the show. Please come back soon, you guys are you know? You guys are so good to me. Anytime I'm available. You know, I'm only feet blocks away. So if you need don's call me. Hey don't you have a steakhouse? Yeah? City, but there every weekend? How can you don't feature on your menu? Flame? And he walked in with a with a sign and as far ahead. That says I'll accept any free appetiser, you know, And it also says I work on the Elves Durrand show. Just don't see making pay making pay. But I think you should change your filet Mignon to Flay Mignon. Okay, you done, don deal. That's how one influential you on me. That's it's over borrow that from me. All right, we gotta go, but you're fabulous come see us, all right, you guys. Yeah, I think he likes my idea eat your friends. He sounded very excited. He's going to go produce that right away, jumping on that right there, spice check he should open a new chicken sandwich shop, hear me out, and he should call it chick flames. Good, tell me you can borrow that from chick flaying. Fabulous. They're not open on Sundays. No, they can't be. The only day they are over they are, and we don't know how they it's only open on Sunday. All right, now, let's get into headlines. Oh my god, you're thirty three minutes later on your headline. I'm sorry about that. What's going on? Okay? President Trump has signed the measure that undermines Internet privacy safeguard. So those previous safeguards prevented Internet service providers from selling our information like browsing history without our permission. North Korea has fired another missile. The ballistic missile was aimed towards Japan. Luckily, it only made it thirty seven miles before ending in the Sea of Japan. Amazon has struck a fifty million dollar deal with the NFL to live stream Thursday night football games. It's a one year deal. Games will be available only to Amazon prom subscribers. Amazon had been in a bidding war against Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube for these NFL rights. And you're streaming a football game and it takes like two days to watch a game. He's like, oh God, this is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. And I love this story so much. In China, a husband was betrayed by his dog when the dog dug up a pile of cash that the husband had been hiding from his wife. The man explained how his wife controls the money in the house and he'd been stashing away cash for a long time, but his husky dog sniffed it out, dug it up, and dragged it into the house for his wife to see. Uh. He did not want to admit that he'd been secretly stashing the money, so he acted clueless about how the money got there who owned it, so his wife kept it. Good dog, good dog. Hey, By the way, I love it. Thank you so much. Thanks for reminding us to breathe. Great stuff. People are texting in they want the recipe for Katie Lee's spaghetti pie. Here's what you do. The fastest way to do it Go google Katie Lee spaghetti Pie. You know you'll see it right there. Cook it up. Got something crazy to tell us? Hello, Alicia, you're at a start box and there's a guy, but the most massive boner Us one hundred. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show. We've talked many times about having that at work husband or at work wife where there's no romance going on at all, but but they're just kind of they're your partner at work things that work related and beyond you talking about personal things at home, and you're your friend whatever. So I was talking to a good friend of mine who she has this best friend at work. He is her best it after work. They never hang out, but it's at work. They're married, no romance, no sex, they just rely on each other for support. Well, they hired someone new at the company who they are now the three of them work together. She's getting jealous that he's spending so much time with the new woman, so he feels she feels like her work husband is cheating on her. Yeah. I get that, Yeah, because you do. Yeah totally. I mean it sounds really silly if you just say it, but like you're you get a little jelly. That's your person, Yeah, exactly, and that person is looking at another person. Don't touch my person. You rely on them as you're you know, your partner, partner, on your foundation. You feel special a little bit too, Like you two have this bond that no one else at work has, but now they have that bond with someone else and it doesn't work that way. What do you mean, Well, because maybe may our relationships a little stale, and so maybe I'm looking for like something to spice it stale. You better not go out and get a new work But you're talking, we're talking about co workers, people that you really have no choice. Doesn't matter though you pick your work person, well you do, but I mean you work with them every day. There are certain people here that would not be my work person. But you know what I mean, Like, it's not like I don't think you get stuck with them. I think that it's somebody that you connect with and you you just you're on the same wavelength with I mean, so I look, I'm not this way, but I could see how. Let's say Danielle and Bethany are like work wives, and you you have your own little circle with each other. Then then uh, web Grol Kathleen comes to work here. Then Bethany starts spending more time with web Grol Kathleen, and they invite each other to lunch and they don't invite you, Daniellee, I can see how you could get a little what about me? And then you get mad at or then you don't talk to Bethany the bet and he comes in, so what's wrong? You say nothing, nothing right, and I'm like something And it turns into this relationship that it's so parallel to a romantic relationship. But it's not right. It's really it's really tough because those are special relationships. It's it's not a friendship, it's not a romance. It's like we're both in the trenches together, and now the person who has your back in the trenches is also having someone else's back. What the hell is hello? January? How are you doing? I'm sorry I have bed site. Hello Jannari, what's going on? Hi? First of all, I love you guys so much. So I had when I worked a different store. I had a coworker who I worked with for three years and he was like my work husband. We you know, we came in every morning and it was like everybody knew we had this great chemistry. There was nothing romantic. And then they hired a new girl and she looked kind of like me, So he started did like hang out with her more, and I started getting a little bit like upset because I was like, well, you know, you know, it's been as much time with me, and I know he's your guy. He's your guy. So how did he respond to that? Oh, he took it. He was because everybody knew him to be a big sweetheart. So he was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. And so he like apologized and he was like, you know, you're You're always see my work. He always be my number one. But at the end of the day, your coworkers, I mean, you know, but but it's but I think it's great to depend on people beyond the coworker status. I think that's good. But but when you do that, there there will come times where there's gonna be a little jealousy, is a little petty things. You know. You know, I get it. I got it. Yeah, And I'm married too, So he was very even My husband knew every time something was wrong in my car. He's like, why don't you go ask your poor husbands everything? You know? Because Nate and I work closely together, he's the senior executive producer of the show, we have to communicate a lot and you know what, And so we'll go to launch and talk and meet and you know, talk such stuff. We don't want talk about work because the walls have ears here, as you know. And so then every once in a while I'll say to Alexa, hey, I went out with late Nate and I want to say, and I'll get a look from him like what. No's like, how does your boyfriend Nate doing? Please, it's not. It's a really good relationship you have with a cover group. So but but I know that Alex has a work girlfriend. He has, he's several. He is like, hell a girlfriend has like three work wives and we're all really good friends. And I always text him to you know, take care of him and make them coffee, and it's great. See that. I think that's great. But see I I think it's a good idea for your work husband and wife to have a relationship with your real husband wife or girlfriend. Yeah, definitely, you know what I'm saying, because then the whole air is clear and nobody has anything exactly exactly. Well, thank you, I have a great day, and you and your work husband get a thank you very much. Hello, Danielle, how's it going. Hi? I'm great. How are you doing? Okay? So you and your girlfriends you all share one word husband. Yes, um, so I'm in graduate school and my two girlfriends Aileen and Angeline. Now we y'all share the same um grad school guy. Chris and I swear us or we get each other through everything, and we never like you know, we might like I might talk to Chris Moore one day, Angelina might talk to him one more like more one day, but we don't ever get upset about it because we all just get each other through grad school. It's like sister wide it is. I know you don't have to move to good thing is? The great thing is is we met his girlfriends like they the first week of grad school and she loves us. We love her okay, because that could have gone south that she she could have said, I don't want your hanging out with these bitches at work. You know it's all good. Well, I'll love hearing you that relationship. I think I think it's very healthy. Daniel, Thank you, thank you for listening, Thanks for sharing you all this. Thank you. Hey, Jordan's Hi. So Jordan doesn't have a work wife or husband. You have a work mom. I have a work mom. So she is the exact same age as my mom. I'm twenty two, so I'm new in the workforce and everything. But we talk about everything. We talk about boys, we talk about even like my real mom, Like, um, if we're having beef or whatever, like we'll talk about her. Like, but it's awesome because it's not a boy. But like I call her my work mom and that's cool. Yes, it's awesome, and that too. She does, she does. She she thinks of me as her daughter. She has a daughter a lot younger than me, so like she asked me for advice with her daughter. So it's pretty cool. I love that. You know what, a lot of people go to work and they just rather to stick to their own thing and go home. And that's cool too if that's what you want to do. But there is something that you said about forging these these relationships at work that can can actually help you get through your day. Keep you very sane, keep you saying because sometimes things that work get a little rocky. Exactly exactly, Jordan, Thank you, You and your mom have a great day, okay, do you well, you know mother's days on the way right, Are you going to buy her a car? All right, thank you, thank you listening into the Daniel Report, Danielle, what's going on? So Daniel Craig said, I'm done with James Bond is not happening anymore. And he was all pissy about it and everybody he makes it seem like he hated the franchise. Well, there's rumors that somebody has talked him into just about signing on the dotted line for another one. He will, so I think he will if the money's you know, your work. Sister Bethany has to peak. That's why she ran out of the room to h and Analytics Service claims that Beyonce is the most influential celebrity on social media. They said that each of her posts is theoretically worth one million dollars. Can you imagine? Can you imagine, like if if she posts something about a makeup thing that she likes, it's worth a million dollars. It's crazy that minds where like seven dollars a dollar three e d as my dad would say. Selena Golvez comes in at number two with post worth seven dollars each. So Shyla Buff's latest movie, Man Down made it to the UK theaters this weekend and it made eight dollars and seventy cents selling. Congratulations. This is pretty cool. Chance the Rapper has been doing so much to help the city of Chicago. His fans want him to run for mayor. They have a website set up. It's called Chance Well, actually, you know what, I think this is a misspelling for Anyway, google it, you'll find the website and maybe you want to sign up and get him to run for mayor. I love him? Can we get him on the show? We've been trying, aren't we trying to get Chance up here? Yeah? So? Uh? And when get Out is on DVD and on demand May there will be an altan and ending. So if you saw the movie get Out, you know how it ends. This will be a little bit different. There's also really cool Q and A and guests who hosted Chance the Rapper. He's doing everything that Chance the Rapper and new documentary and he Fledgard's coming out May third. Spike just released the trailer and it is really sentimental. A lot of the footage was shot by him himself. Um it. He just looks like a guy who loved life. Um and you want to check out the trailers at Elvis duran dot com. Thank you, Danielle, what's hot right now? And Elvis Duran dot com. Here's web girl, Kathleen. We just released a hilarious blooper reel from our season one of Elvis Durand Presents. Check it out. It's right on the homepage. Turns out we curse a lot more than we think we do. And a trailer for the new Heath Ledger documentary exploring his life, talent and untimely death was just released and it's absolutely heartbreaking. We have that for you right on the homepage. Get all this and more Elvis Durrand dot com, Elvis Durand dot com, Elvis Durand in the morning show, so so Bethany had to get up and go to the bathroom. She ran down too the ladies room and ran back and said, Jill Hennessy when crossing Jordan's she's an actress who's in law in order. She's a robot cup three and a singer and a singer, she's an album coming out. You know, we do our Chefs for Kids cancer event, she's saying at the events several years ago. And then funny, you just walked to welcome to the bathroom and there's Jill Hennessey. She was at the front desk and I heard Anita telling her where the bathroom was, and so I'm walking in. I held the door from her so embarrassed because our bathrooms are so filthy. They were okay, but she but she was so nice and we were talking about like hair and we're like, we were talking as we were in the stalls separately. She kept asking me questions. We were talking about hold on, hold on during separate stalls, stalls, doing your thing, and you're talking to Jill Hennessey. Yeah, well your yeah. But she was the one who kept asking questions. So I'm like, oh, this is an awkward She doesn't feel weird about it, so I kept talking. We kept talking. She was really nice. Hold on. I just sent out a tweets Jill Hennessy just spotted in the ladies room. I heart radio. Probably does a lot of like push ups. She's also I wonder why she's in the building. I don't know, tell her to come. Maybe her new album. She is an album. Oh, Bobby Flay says, amazing voice. Bobby Flay says, she I love Joe Hennessey. How do we get her over here, can we? Well, if she's anywhere that has a loud speaker, we'll go to the ladies room straight and go to the ladies room and look for Joe Henna. She's probably done by now. She's probably just hanging out our ladies room. By the way, the Women's Women's Want totally unrelated. Today's National Deep Dish Pizza Day, and there's a big fight going on, as you know, between New York pizza and Chicago Pizza. Don't hate me for saying this. I like them both. I prefer New York pizza, and I'll tell you why because I'm used to it. I live in New York with the best pizza known a man, but in New Haven Pizza Fabot's. Don't get me wrong. Um, Chicago pizza to me is just really it's really heavy. I mean I can eat like a half a slice. Yeah. But see, I really like it for that reason because I feel like I'm getting more for my buck. I don't like feeling like I have to eat seven or eight pieces of pizza to be full. I like eating one, and it's like a pizza cast role. Fifty one percent of Americans prefer Chicago style deep dish pizza. Forcent prefer New York style thin pizza. It's not a big difference. It's very close, I know. But see we're losing on it because we're in New York. If we were in Chicago, we're going, yeah, we won the pizza con test. Uh. Four out of five people, men prefer Chicago style, women prefer New York style. One in four Americans. Forks and knives are a no go with pizza. Well, okay, with Chicago style, you really need a knife and for it. But when I go to Italy and eat pizza, they don't slice it, so you mean you fork and knife it? Typically the night pizza in Italy? What where's Joe Hennessy? Tried? She's she's doing something else, and then we can't track her. Dad. What is she doing? She's going to she's performing next door. Did you see her arms? I did not see. She has great arms. They're amazing. All right, Well, we're saying, how did Joanna's Well, I want to follow her on Twitter, but now it's weird to follow right after hanging out in the back. I think you should say, hey, just met you in the bathroom. Remember you were peeing and I was still talking. I want to talk to her about that. But I gotta say one of the great things about working in the I Heart Radio buildings, You see all sorts of people flowing in and out. Like the other day, we're on the You may not remember him, but a lot of people do. We're on the elevator with meat Loaf. Yeah, he's a nice guy, very nice guy. But he didn't know that I worked here. So I got on the elevator and you could tell he was kind of cranky, like, get out of here, stupid radio. I was. I once saw a man trying to get into the building, because when you first come up to our bank of elevators upstairs, it was hard for a while to tell which direction to go. And I saw a man shuffling around looking really lost, and I said, can I help you? And he turned around and it was Tom Brokaw, Mr Broke, Let me help you get where you're going. And he was so lovely and so nice, and so I just took him by the arm and led him to where he was going. And also the guy who has the my pillow, My pillow man was in the elevator. Yeah, he was in the elevator. I was glad to meet you, Mr my Pillow, Mike, glad to meet you, Elvis. So I love your pillow. I mean my pillow, but it's your pillow. And then thank God ding and the elevator opens, like, oh, thank God. What do I say to Mr my pillow? Here? The other day hitting on the girl that you always have on your podcast, Gary, I was watching him hit on her in the hallway. Here you go. So we have the Breakfast Club doing their interviews. We have Q and O four, you know, the classic rock station doing their interviews. We have Light FM, we have K to You. So they're all doing all these radio stations doing their interviews with people that we don't get to interview. So there are people that we typically wouldn't have on, like Joan Hennessy. She's got a great voice and stuff, and she's a great actress. I wish we had her on. I love to talk to her about talking to a stranger in the bathroom while she's being I should have jumped on it. Man, what's that scary? It is so awkward, by the way, saying hi to not only celebrities, but anyone who's just emerging from the bathroom, if you lock eyes with somebody or if I do, I'm like, um hi, I just kind of looked the other way. Like three people came out of the bathroom him in one day as I was walking by that bathroom, and I didn't want to say hello because I didn't want to. I just was kind of like brushing him. And I don't know why. I don't know, but all I know is you've started seven sentences and haven't finished any of You know what I'm saying. What I was saying, I went to hear that froggy. You're scared, let me to do. I'm scary. So I walked into the bathroom and what happens and I don't understand you. And then what you gotta do is you what I was walking by Timmy in the well. Timmy's in the way, so I understand what he's saying. By the bathroom, someone's emerging. I don't want to lock eyes with them because I'm embarrassed and it's awkward. Embarrassed. You can think he does what they just did? You think into the bathroom people, people, I know you know what I what you just did? Oh god, I think you really everybody does it's scary. It's not like it's a special thing, is really special. People get so weird when it comes to the bathroom. I don't get it. I don't. We just all go. But there are some things, you know, I draw the line? Where where exactly do you draw the line? I don't like to do number two or definitely not number three. But anyway, we'll get to that another show. What about number four? I've never been that. You should be hospitalized if you have to remember four for the Barbie shoe. So anyway, Yeah, I don't like doing that. I don't. Did we talk about that on the podcast yesterday night? Yes? Someone said, you guys talked about a lot of good stuff. Did we talk about about Okay? Yeah, it's going into a dark, dark place. This is why Jill Henessey won't be on our show. She has too much class for our show. What's that? Why did someone let Joe Hennessey leave without coming to say hi to it? I thought she was performing? That was quim performance? Huh? All right? Well maybe next time? Was she looking at her Twitter about now what? Let's a'll sit here and wait until she replies. See if she replied, she isn't replied, yet are we on the radio? That's what we do. But Antonia said radio Bethany is so fan girling talking about her bathroom conversation today, I love Italy gLing. Emily Batt says he was just in Chicago was disappointed with their deep dish pizza. Maybe it's the wrong one because they really are good. Robert Shapiro says, why were you in the ladies room? I wasn't. It was being anyway, the Robert Shapiro, the one who defended O. J. Simpson. Robert Shapiro, defender of O. J. Simpson. Okay, yeah, he's following me different one. Alright, we're really talking about nothing. We gotta take a break. Let's do headlined. Let's get it back on course, because this is like this part the show where we just you know how it is when you're in bed and you you're halfway asleep but halfway awake. That's our show right now. It's like halfway a show, halfway. It's just us sitting here. We're just sitting there like I don't know what's going on, Like the mics just happen to be one, but there's no show going on. It's like you hit your like when it's so late at night, you're so tired, you hit your crazy point and then you just crashed. We've crashed exactly. Anyone saying anything cool about Jill Hennessey on the text message. People love her arms. They're all googling her and looking at her arms. I'm sorry, let's get it back on track. My apologies to all the remaining affiliates. Maybe this is why St. Louis doesn't play us anymore. Yeah, all right, A lot of people are texting in and tweeting and stuff saying they miss us in St. Louis. I don't know. Not my decision. I don't own the company, So there you have it. If I own this company, we'd be on in every city in America. But I don't be the only ones on and everything. You know. That really is the only thing I disagree with about the people who run our company. I love them very much. They should put a so in every city and they don't. And I feel like it's like being in a relationship with someone and you know they love you, but they just don't go all the way. We call it just the tip. All right, let's get into the headline. What's going on? Beth today. All right, North Korea has fired another missile. The ballistic missile was aimed towards Japan, luckily only made it thirty seven miles before landing in the Sea of Japan. Payless, I feel like the people who own a company are like North Korea. Yeah, they put us in a missile and they shoot us. But just thirty seven miles enough miss us in St. Louis. Yeah, make sure did pay Less shoes. As filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy. They'll be closing around four hundred stores. If you love Thursday night football, you'll soon be able to stream it on Amazon Prime. They have struck a fifty million dollar deal with the NFL to live stream Thursday night football games. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. And doctors are developing a shot to prevent ACTE. It could come out within the next five years. Years to like for me, But I just say I love you. Guys are the best. Elvi in the Morning Show, Elvis, Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant, phone tap you know what. We've phone tapped Great Tea several times over the last several years because he's still gollible. You really are gollible. All right, you got me really good. This here's here's gonna we're gonna do. Let me just describe it. You know, Greg Tea last week worked very hard to build that free standing door so we could do a bet with bethany where she could live her dream of kicking down a door. It's a beautiful door. Yeah, he went and bought all the materials, built a door. Fantastic. Anyway, the bits over the door to this day, you're still standing out there. We can't get rid of the door. It's just it's an I saw it as a hole in it. So on Friday, Great Tea was out on special assignment during the show and we're like, wait, the door is still here. He needs to get rid of this door. So several things that were going on. You know, I know he's busy. He has he does his own show before our show every morning starting at five, and uh, you know, he's a busy guy. So the reason why we decided to phone tap him. Our new boss, Mark Medina walked through the office. He said, what's up with the door? How do we get rid of that? I went, ah, phone tap, this would be great. So scary starts the phone tap to Greg T and we all take part. Just listen to Greg T. Let's get on with Hello. It's scary. Are you on your way back to the studio. No Mark asked Elvis about the door and when we were taking it away. I don't care what. I don't care what you guys do at the door figure out right, but you put it together, yes, because none of you guys could. Okay, but it now needs to be dismantled. It can't stay here on weekend. I'm not I'm not touching it. I'm not gonna be anywhere near the radio station at all, so they don't do anything with it. Would be on Monday. Any of you guys can take care of it, collapse or whatever. What do you want me to tell Elvis? I don't know. It's the morning show door. But he's not as an answer. The answer he wants to hear is you're coming back to the station to take it apart. But I'm not coming back through a station near the radio station. I want to be back in the radio station full four thirty longing on Monday. But you left you repair as at nine o'clock. Scary. This has nothing to do with me. Trust me. Because I can put a door together and you Trooses can't, does not mean that becomes my damn door. It's your responsibility, that battery I want to put to the foot through a door, make a door. At least was the smartest to know that was the one guy that can build the da door. So I broke the door. Do need it? You put it together, so you gotta take it apart. Harry, you're not bothering me with this. Do not bothering me with this. I'm not trying to bother you. I'm just saying it's not even ten o'clock. We're all still here for another hour all morning. Do you want to get Mark on that? Mark Scarry, I don't care who you get. I Am not coming back there until Mornday. Dude, you better get back as executive producer. I'm telling you turn around and come back up here. You're not gonna win this. I've just done in your pants because that's what you started. Like you said, I'm in your pants, yo. Yeah, it's Mark before are you doing? Man? This is my fifth day here, and you know it's not a good look for my first week on the job to be like, you know what, I have no control over anybody that works here, you know, so let me ask you this. What are your hours? Hours? Yeah? Well, if I'm on locations obviously from here, I'm just gonna take off and go home because there's really nothing who worked for you to do? So today you were here for three hours? Well no, I was there to do five am pre morning show, so I get it in around four five and only five am every day? Had no idea. Do you think if you weren't on that five am shift, would that give you more time to do extra stuff? Is that time better spent somewhere else, Elvis? And if that's fine, did I get an extra hour? Pleep? Wow, that would be amazing. That's going to be up to me ultimately. So yeah, I mean I hate to go, but if um, I mean, that's what you want to do, and that's the change you want to make, and it is what it is. I guess I don't like to be a hard ass about stuff. But in a perfect world, man, I need you to turn around and come back and get this door down. No problem, thanks, no problem. Are you alone, it's it's Elvis. Are you on the speaker phone? Yeah? Why did you quit your shift? I didn't quit anything. Mark just asked me what I thought about you not doing the shift anymore? He said, you're not doing it anymore, Elvis, take a step back. What I have? I quit anything? Anything? Zero? No. So I don't know why anybody shares us up. I don't know what's going on here. I really don't know who's telling who. What. All I know is I got to come back to the radio station and take Okay, so that's it, you guys with What does the door have to do with you quitting your shift? I don't get it. The shift said, don't now he's out there taking the door down. I don't thank you, thank you. I'm gonna do it. Ndy, Elvis, I didn't quit a shift on allay by to the radio station. I don't know what's going on. You are you coming back with me going on to the door. I don't think you have to worry about that. The boss is taking the door down, he said. You know, perfect, He says, stay over the perfect world. I would like you to be here. Tell us what the hell is going on here? Greg, Yes, yes, yes, tell us what you've been Phone tapped, We all phone tapped you over. Hello, Hello lady, say hello to your boss Mark, who is not taking your door down? Hello? Gregory? Oh my god, I'm sure you got I'm pulled over right now. I pulled my car over. I'm having I did not go wit. I didn't quit anything. I would you quit. Need to work on that impression of me. By the way, I have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellie Strand dot com. Click on the phone tap tab, tell us what you want to do. This phone tab was prerecorded with permission granted by all party. SuDS Ellie Sturrand phone tab were on Ellie Sturrand in the morning show One More Look at the Danielle Report. Danielle, that's you, Danielle. Three to one, You're on. So Taylor Swift was spotted last weekend driving around Nashville, and everyone's like, oh, did you know she's in the recording studio right now and that she may be giving us some more country tunes because you know she started out as a country Yeah, so you maybe get who's behind the one only Jim Carl, Jill Hennessy over there today. Fine, I brought a picture. I just wanted to rub it in. Look at she's beautiful. I wouldn't happily for her by I didn't know. I didn't know she was we did. We found out she was in the bathroom with Bethany. They were having a conversation between stalls. From what I understand, yeah, exactly what happened. We're going to try to talk to you in the bathroom between stalls. You don't want to talk to me seconds. One more story from Danielle. James Corton is taking The Late Late Showed home to England for three nights in June. It'll be the first time he's bringing the show there and he'll do his own British twist on the comedy and car pool carry. I think Jim Currs a little smitten over Jill hous She put her best porn star face on for this picture for Jim Carr in the Morning Show.