Show Dan of course, even when he's completely hungover and he's full of energy. He's real talk, sweet talk. Yeah. I think he's great. He's got an amazing energy. Duran in the Morning Show having a good time. I love that guy. Don't stop the party. It is Wednesday, April twelve. I'm you're having a good time. I'm gonna get Hey, Froggy, how you do everybody? I'm good office Hither Danielle, Hi, Bethany Higher play, Maximan, keeping nut up. You're having a good time, having a good time. Don't stop the blood. Let's go. We're just getting started. We're just starting the party. Hey, so let's go. Let's go round the room first. We'll start with you page online too. Hey, you like that high page. Hi, you're our first color of the day. Welcome to the show. What is going on? What's up? My husband is driving me to the hospital right now to have our first baby. Oh my god, so it's extra surprise. Wow, We'll wait a second. That's so wild. We're on our way to the hospital to have our first baby. I mean, that's this is a major, major thing. This is almost as big as when Danielle adopted kittens. That you don't know what the sexist. So what did you do with the room? Like, did you decorated any certain way? It's green, greenest factors, absolutely peaceful color, very very peaceful and tranquility and back to nature esque. I like that. Well, look, congratulations, I mean this is more than just you know, having an entity fall out of you or ripped out of you. This is all about like the beginning of a journey for you your family. Fantastic Page. Congratulations, you must be so excited. Thank you. We're really excited. I love that. That's a good thing. If you weren't, that would be probably I'm really dreading this. Maybe wed you have a good day, Page, and we're so so happy for you. Let us know tomorrow about the day and what kind of baby you had, what you got? Okay, all right, we're gonna send you an Elvis Duran shirt. It's on the way. Can you imagine it's not just another day at Page's house. We're bringing a baby home. World great, all right, let's get into your mind. What about you, Danielle, Are you about to have a baby? But no, I have two new babies at home, Thank you very much. Talking about my two little kittens so you can learn so much from them. I was telling my sons last night, watch the kittens, and they're like, why, and I go because look at them. They play fight and they bite each other, and they like they wrestle, but they did not mean to each other. They really love to They always end up licking each other exactly. And when you have two boys or two girls, or you know, siblings at home, sometimes they get along and sometimes they fight. As long as the end of the day, your little boys are licking each other exactly. That's what I told them. At the end of the day, lick your brother and it will be good. So this is what you learn. Watch your animals, because they teach you a lot, like when your sons lick each other. Behind the ears cats, we congratulations, thank you so great, heavy little they Bethany, what's up with you? Okay? So, if you live in an apartment building, or if you live in a house with a lot of people in it, today, I want you to work on the art of being happy for others. Talk about it. What happened? I heard something obviously happened there, and this happens. If you live in one of these situations, you come home and you see an Amazon Prime box and you get super excited, and then you see that it's for someone else. Is not the best today? I should be excited for them? Is that funny? And Amazon delivery is much more than just some like thing you order. It's not like a spatula, It's a It's a gift from heaven. Do you know what I've done before? I wanted that box so badly, I've gone across the street and taking it and called the neighbor and go, hey, you weren't home. I'm keeping your box safe. It's into my house, Come get it. Okay, that's borderline creepy. That really is borderline creepy. As long as you didn't open it up and use their spatula, it's going to be happy for others who get their Amazon box. Isn't it funny? How you know? It's that smiley face on the side of the Amazon box. It's it's something we all crave. Come home yesterday and I saw one sitting in my lobby and I was like dress and I was like, oh, bless your heart. Then I tried to be happy for to be What about you, Froggy, what's on your mind today? Well? I owe Scary an apology, and I want everybody to know that Karmen is alive and well, I'm made fun of Scary for throwing his back out while sneezing at one point, and on Saturday morning, I was brushing my teeth and the next thing I knew I was my knees in the bathroom. I threw your backout, brushing your teeth. Yes, Danielle was there, because Danielle was here in South Florida this weekend for all of our festivities. And I'm like, guys, this isn't funny, it's not even a good story. But I can't move my right arm anymore. Just threw my backout, brushing my teath and brushing your teeth. And the first thing I thought of was Scary, who I had made fun of for throwing his backout. It can happen, comes around, ye, there you go. Well, how are you feeling today? I'm still good. But when I moved my when I lift my arm, my right arm up, that still hurts underneath my shoulder blade. And he doesn't brush his teeth since Saturday. God, he's afraid all right, hanging in there, froggy, we having in traction before the weekend. Alright into your horse Copes Danielle, Kitty Mommy. Alright, Capricorn. Your attention to detail will benefit you an anti future project use it's your advantage of days and eight Aquarius. Rely on your friends when you're facing difficulties. Their advice can help more than you think your days and nine. Don't full victim to the gossip surrounding you. Use your judgment wisely, do the right thing you'res and eight Aries. Your successes haven't gone unnoticed. You can expect to reap the rewards that come with hard work. Your day is a ten to ours. Love is in the air. Scheduled time for your significant other. Quality time is important your days of nine Gemini. The weight on your shoulders will soon be relieved. Be patient, don't give up. Your day is an eight cancer. Friends look up to you for guidance. Lend a hand wherever you can. Your words can help somebody more than you think your days any Leo. Your thought process is thrown off. Simple tasks will take more time and effort than usual. Hang in there. Your day is a seven virgo Espress your creativity until it's acknowledged. Your ideas deserved to be considered your date isn't it? Libra? What you've learned could enable you to understand more about yourself. There's always room for improvement your days of nine Scorpio. The people around you may be changing, but don't let it affect you. Your energy is all you need to be your usual, happy, go lucky self. Your day isn't it? And Sgittarius, an opportunity is knocking on your door. You've been waiting so long for this, so don't give up. You got this. Your day is a ten And those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. You know who's having a birthday today? Uncle Johnny is seventy five years old today. Uncle Johnny. Yeah, we gotta give him a call. I mean not now. He's probably still sleeping. No, no, no, old people get up early, they do. We have to call him. Hey, Bethany, what's up? What's going on in your headline? Al Right, here's the latest on the United Airlines mess. As you know. Yesterday, United CEO said that the passenger who police forcefully pulled off the plane on Sunday was being quote disruptive and belligerent. Now CEO Oscar Munos has issued another apology. This time, promising a full review by the end of the month, and promising to make it right. The U. S Department of Transportation is also looking into it. In the meantime, the passenger at the center of the incident has hired a high powered attorney. Think uh scary, thank you. Jay Giles of the J. Giles Band has passed away. So Jay Giles from the J. Giles Band passed work. He passed away. He was found dead at his home in Massachusetts. So far it looks like natural causes. John Warren Giles Junior form the J. Giles Band in nineteen sixty seven. Their album Freeze Frame was number one for four weeks. In Night three. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. And a woman in Australia is way more badass than you. She just gave birth to a thirteen pound baby without an epidural. This is the baby. Oh my god, kidding me. That's not that's a baby. That's a full baby. Picture three Chipotle burritos, like mashed together, and that's about the size of that birth. Did she at least have like a shot of tequila or something? Oh my lord, that's a massive baby. Cute baby, and those are your headlines. Well, thank you so much, thank you, Bethany. Yeah, we were talking more and more about the doctor that was dragged off the Continental I'm sorry, the United Flight formerly Continental Flight, and uh, that's like that was the number one thing people were talking about yesterday, and it was trending all over the place. It was trending in China as well. UM and other airlines were getting in on it, trying to you know, poke light at it and being like, hey, we won't beat you, beat the competition, not you. Well you won't hear us making fun of it because we already yesterday already all right, everyone say happy birthday to Uncle Johnny. Happy thank you guys. You know, I was looking up number one song on this day in two I wanted to play the song that was number one. Well, they didn't have numbers back then. It was called Moonlight. This is very fitting Moonlight Cocktail by Glenn Miller and his orchestra. So we're in the back trying to find that we don't have that in the system for some reason. Why moonlight cocktail. Honey, you're coughing up, coughing up seventy years of gunk. I just woke up. Do you have any birthday plans today, uncle Johnny? Doctors appointment? Very nice, Happy birthday. I'm going out. We're going out to dinner and all right, well, look, happy birthday, uncle Johnny. We're gonna try to find the number one song on the day you were born, which was on this day I was born on Easter. There you go, alright, uncle Johnny, I have a beautiful birthday. Thank you so much. Thank you, guys, we'll talk. What are you doing to celebrate? I'm going to my doctor. Going to the doctor. Well, maybe bend over and is an exciting thing. Oh my gosh, I don't know. It's exciting as a birthday gift. Alright, you guys ready for your Wednesday. Really like my dog poop than this mistrand in the morning kow Julia was beginning a new life with her new man, but when his ex discovers their engaged she decides to sabotage their relationship. Unforgettable as a psychological thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, starring Katherine Heigel and Rosa Ario Dawson. Rated ar in theaters, A phone tap replay Elvis, Elvis Duran, The Elvis durand phone tap. So I hear today's phone tap is especially festive, I hope. So, Bethany, what's it about? Okay? So Aaron and his wife Jillian are ready to move into their first like grown up home, and it's in this condo association, and they're really excited and they really really want to live here. And so Aaron wanted me to phone tap his wife Jillian as a representative from the condo association. Oh boy, okay, let's see what happens in Bethany's tap. Hello, Hi, Jillian, this is Henrietta from the Hell. How are you? And I'm good? How are you? I'm wonderful, I'm wonderful. I just wanted to call because your name has come to the top of the list of the condo board. Amazing. We just wanted to make sure that you're okay with a couple of the policies that we have here at the looks great, wonderful. So you have to attend the monthly key party. Okay. So what you'll have to do is you come, you bring your keys, you put them in the fish bowl, and then you switch sexual partners. I'm sorry, can you switch sexual partner? So, for example, if you're living next door to Kevin and William, then you would have sex with Kevin. Your husband would have sex with William. Right, we like to get everyone to know each other. That that would be a joke, right, No, No, absolutely not. It's one of the number one rules here at because if you want to live here, we want you to be part of the community. It happens. Why do you think we're so damn popular, darling, don't be insecure. I've seen your photo. You'll do nicely. Do you just liked that you have made it to the top of a very prestigious list. Bill Gates's cousin wanted to be a member of the of All This World, but he was not accepted. Yeah, but listen, lady, I don't care about that. What I do. My name is Henrietta. This is bizarre. If I had known that this is like a cult, I would not have signed up for need this. It's not a cold, my darling, it's a community. I have no clue that you guys did all this weird. We can't advertise this is everyone would want to join. Why was something in that office not to face you read the fine friend, my darling, we trusted that you were small enough. You did say the whole everybody who lives there apparently is like psycho. I don't think a sense you're getting glib? So is that hey, yes, there is that? A know. No, it's a go yourself like I don't want to for the key party, Aaron. This is better than I could have hoped. I'm gonna try to call her back in a second. Um, right now, okay, don't text her back. Um, we are going to call her and it's going to be all you. Okay, I'm so angry right now. You don't even have in what happened. I just got a call from that lady for the Condoms Association or whatever to get off this list, because apparently we just dropped keys in a bowl. When we show up one night and then whoever gets our key, we just go home with me to association. Apparently it is here. No have to be what they're calling something that is what you think of it? She said, it's a key party. It's insane, and I mean it looks like you're gonna be banging some guy named William. Hello, Aaron. I'm like, oh, hello, Aaron. We absolutely mean that you'll be other people. Jillian, this is Bethany from Elvis Rand in the Morning Show. Your husband's phone tap to you. It's oh my god, you have to going my whole life's life, life thinking before my eyes. Have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Elstan dot com, click on the phone tab tab, tell us what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission granted by all of ours. Elvistran phone tab on Stan in the Morning Show, call us l Sturan in the Morning Show. Let's hop over to Stephanie's world. Hey, stephaniely, what's going on? Hi? How are you doing? Okay, Stephanie, how are you? I'm good, I'm nervous. Well, why are you nervous? Stephanie? Oh, just talking the national radio. Okay, we have nobody listening. It's okay. So Stephanie's calling to remind everyone it's National Emergency Emergency Dispatcher Appreciation Week. Talk about it. Are you a dispatcher? I'm not. My husband is and he works for the State of New Hampshire and they never really get the right that they deserve. So you know, there they talk about first responders, people who are first to respond to the scene in my world, I would also think of dispatcher would be a first responder because you're responding first quite literally. Yeah, there's gonna be a stressful job for your husband. Does he ever talk about it? Um? He talks about it some times, not too much. Um. They're actually doing a fun thing at work where you can bring yourself to work. So I'm going in the shadow with considering mouth on you dispatchers. Do they do? I think they have to know. I don't think they do, just in case so it calls up and they do it over the phone. Yeah, I'm going to give you out along. Well listen, tell your husband we said thank you for all the hard work he does, and all the people who works with say thank you. Okay, I will thank you, thank you, Stephanie. Uh. Today is also National grilled Cheese Day. Okay, so which one is more important to us? The dispatchers that sale our save our lives? Great says no grilled cheese. Yes, yes, yes, you're telling me. Yeah that if you had to do with without one or the other, you would do with the emergency dispatchers in our world over grilled cheese sandwiches. Just for the funny, I would say, grilled cheese, but no for in reality, no, I don't laughing. And as I've told you before, or the best way to make grilled cheese with mayonnaise and Daniel hates it, you put mayonnaise, not butter on the outside. It's so much better. Just try it. You really taste the mayos. It's just m but I know it's there. I know it was made with mayo. Then I'll poo poo it not if I don't tell you. But I would never do that to you. Sure, so I get kind of crazy with my grilled cheese sandwiches. I like to mix and match different types of cheeses. And I'll roast some tomatoes in the oven and put roasted tomatoes on their bacon. I love bacon. Yeah, yeah, what a question. Um yeah, there you go. National Grilled Cheese Day. Let's celebrate. It's grilled cheese Day. Everything. Nobody's bringing us grilled cheese today. I'll go get it. I'll go get it. They deliver it. We live in New York City, diner or something like that. Tell me where to go and I will pick it up. I'm fine, I'm fine ordering ten ten. I'm not paying for ten grilled chese. Howiches is paying for them? Yes, let's get into the Danielle report. Danielle, as you dream of grilled cheese made with butter, what's going on in your report? So this is pretty cool. Today's birthday Brendan jury from Panic at the Disco and guess what, Yes, he will be making his Broadway debut in Kikey Boats next months of congratulations, Sam, We're so excited for him. So cool. Georgia Amal Clooney are sleeping in separate bedrooms. But it's not the reason you think. She's in her third trimester of pregnancy. So apparently he snores like a monster, especially after a couple of tequila's, and she's up like every hour needing to use the bathroom. So they're keeping each other up and it's kind of hard to sleep in the same room. I guarantee lots of people do the same thing. And it's not just because there's celebrities. It's just something that happens. This is amazing news. Michael boublaze two year old son Noah is winning his battle with cancer. His wife said, they god my son as well. His recovery is a long process. As you know, and he has to continue with checkups. But we are very very happy. So his his son. I think his son is actually three, not two. Um, you're awesome, Nate. Who are you talking to He's so loud? Don't you hear him talking about So I'm talking louder than normal. I'm sorry you can't hear. You're talking to a loud alright, And this is so sad. You guys will remember David Letterman's mom, Dorothy, Remember when you sent her to the Olympics in ninety four. Well, she passed away yesterday. I was so sad when I heard. And today's his birthday. So that stinks. Yeah, your mom passes away and did before your birthday. That stinks. So our best was very selfish of her with Elvis. The show Friends is being turned into it Off Broadway musical insert chuckle here, and it will be opening this fall. Um. Yeah, and I love this because it shows you that love. Keim last in Hollywood, Hugh Jackman and his wife. They are celebrating their twin the first anniversary. By the way, every time we've seen them, she is beyond fabulous. I mean, they're they're both incredible. They're so cute. Together. They still love each other. I love that day. I told you we were walking down the street and we're like, oh my god, you huh. He looked at this like, oh, please don't hurt me. Who are you? Who are you? Empires? On tonight we also have Survivor Criminal Minds Beyond Borders Designated Survivor and next hour, we gotta talk about James Gordon. He's given us another carpool karaoke primetime special. Let's go talk to Bob. Hey, Bob, good morning, how are you? Good morning? So Bob, it is National appreciate your Emergency Dispatcher week. And you're a dispatcher. You actually helped deliver a baby on the phone. Yes, I did many years ago. I actually am retired from dispatching, but I was a dispatcher for a number of years and ended up one night delivering a baby over the phone. So I mean, in all your years of being a dispatcher, I mean, how intense was that career? It was very intense. I mean, as you know, as other callers have said, dispatchers do not get the recognition that they need. They're the unsung heroes behind the lines. They're on the phone, they're listening to callers take their last breaths with them as they're sending help. They're trying to keep people calm when people are breaking into the house, and you know, nobody sees that. That's what I'm wondering. Do you, ever, how often would you get that call like I'm under my bed and there's prom Gosh, I believe it or not, you get it quite a bit. It is. It is a very common occurrence. And you know it's those dispatchers. One of the things because I used to teach dispatchers and in New Jersey the certification classes and some of the things that it's one of the most stressful jobs because you don't get to see closure. A police officer, an ambulance personnel, they go out and they actually leave the scene and know what happened. Dispatchers don't. They don't get that closure. How much like training do you have to go through for something like that? You have to go through in New Jersey it's a forty hour we of Teller Communicator class and then a thirty two hour of Emergency Medical dispatching where you have to learn how to give instructions over the phone for CPR and delivering babies and that type of let's get to it. Okay, so you said you delivered a baby on the phone. Walk me through it? Oh did Mr dispatcher? I think my baby, My baby's coming out? What do I do? What do I do? You know, it's one of those calls you get all the time. And I need I need for you to walk me through it. I need for you to help me. Do you what do you do? What do you ask me? Help me? I'm having a baby, Bob. How far along is the mother? How far a part of her contract? Baby's head? I see ahead, I see the top of a Harry. I see Harry. And I need you to get some towels, clean towels clean, play down under the mother. Okay, I need a towel under my there's a head coming out, all right. I need you to gent leave foot and support the head as the baby's coming out. Head, Oh my godhead one, the baby's head comes out. I need you to try to clean the baby's mouth. You know, if we had just stopped at head, we would have this problem. Okay, So you tell them to support the head and and and check the nose in the mouth to make sure it's all cleaned out right, that's correct? Okay, what am I doing with the towels? That just cleaning the baby off? You're just going to wrap the baby up and put it on the mother when you're done. I mean the cords really takes I mean, pregnancy goes on its own. The baby is going to come out, so you just got to really support and let nature take its course. How about boiling water? Do you need any of that? Because didn't they used to say movies get the Yeah, that's an old TV boiling water Unless you're gonna boil your baby, I don't think you need boiling water. Well, so and then so I should just leave the umbilical cord connected until someone shows up to clip that for me. Correct, You don't need to do anything with that to write her until and if so, if I have to give birth to a little boy, I shouldn't circumcise him right then and there. Now, I would not so Bob so on this particular call. When the baby was born. I'm sure you remember it like it was yesterday. Do you remember hearing the baby cry and how you felt when you heard that? Absolutely? Because I can remember asking the baby is the baby? Asking the mother is the baby breathing, because I couldn't hear it crying, and we relied totally on the sounds that we hear in the background. And then when that baby started squealing, it's like you take that breath and you're like, oh, thank god. So look, I mean that that was one call you had that sort of had some closure. You actually heard the baby born, and you just gotta, you know, keep it, just keep hoping that, you know, when the paramedics get there and they're going to secure the scene, to make sure everything's cool. You know, I love that. Is it true? Is it true that you get a pin when you deliver a baby? What do you get? No? I got. I did get an award from our Department of alur award from my service on that. Did they name her, Bob? You know they didn't. They name the baby Josepha. Talk to the family. I have. We kept in touch until like Joseph was a teenager and now at the last few years I have not, but you know I do. You know, you never forget it, so you know who they are. Wow, that's so cool. Congratulations Bob, and thank you for all your years in the dispatcher chair. That means that's it's got to be very intense. And you're right, I can't imagine the happy things you hear, the sad and scary things you hear. I love that. So we'll just send a text and saying that you would send the father out to boil water to distract him and keep him calm and keep him out of the room. Now, I actually needed the father there because he was the one delivering. The mother was pushing, the father was between the legs. You need the father there pushing in the polling well. It used to some unseemly for men to be in the delivery room back in the day. I know we'll see a lot of guys don't want to see a baby come out of the baby mama. Remember that They said to my husband, would you like to see the baby coming? He looks over he okay, I'm good, Bob. Thank you so much, and again, thank you, and I hope you have a great day. Thank you, thank you. Ye bonny water towels and a shot of tequila. Yeah, Froggy, I remember that moment that kid was born, and it changed how I felt about Lisa forever, that a human being had grown inside of her and she had delivered my child. I was like, oh, my goodness, this woman is the most amazing person on planet Earth. It is a beautiful thing. At the same time very very creepy, like that's a live person, philot, like you, what kind of monster are you with a live baby in you? You're weird? What's that called when you have something living inside you, that's living off You're a host. You're a host for the parasite. You're a host for the parasite. Yeah, my mom and dad called me a parasite for many years. Hello Jacob, how are you doing today? I'm good things. How are you doing? Very well? So you work at a bank and there was actually a robbery, an armed robbery in your bank. Yeah, God, that must have been so frightening. Tell us about what it was like and were you on the phone with a dispatcher while it was happening, Not what was happening, It was right afterwards, but it's like, you know, it's a kind of overwhelming afterwards and everything's happening all at once. And shout out to Josh. No idea where he was where he was calling from, but he helped us out, Um, you know, got us through it, got us the people that we needed, and it was it was good, that's gonna be scary. So so someone came in with a gun, demanded the money and they immediately left. So that's good. No one got hurt, right, no, not at all? Right in right out. So you call the police like nine one one, Hello, Hi, this is Josh, May I help you? Like, we just got robbed? So what did he What do they tell you after you've been robbed? Um, they basically just kind of make sure everyone's okay, you know, get you the people that you need from the police, and then it's not a whole lot. But you know, he was like, all right, everything's okay, everything's gonna be good, you know, just talking us out from it. So you know what you're going through if you've been in a car accident, you're having a baby, someone broken into your house, someone's robbing your bank. Having someone on the other end of that phone is so so important it missed. Yeah, thank god someone there, you know. Oh yeah, that's why we salute our our dispatchers this week and thank you for doing what you do. And Jacob, how are you doing since the robbery? Oh so good. I'm still still working at the bank. It's everything's good. You know, you move on exactly. You move on all right, Jacob, thanks for listening to us. Man, have a great day at the bank. Thanks. Yeah, you know, that's one of those jobs. It's always fascinated me. I've always wanted to shadow somebody doing that because that person has to be so calm. And if you've ever listened to nine one one calls, like if you love true crime the way I love true crime, you hear a lot of them, and that dispatcher nine times out of ten just nails it. Like they're just rock stars. They get all the all the information they need. They are able to you know, if someone's like giving it. I've heard a couple where the person is giving a confession to nine one one and they get all of the information. I just murdered. Someone. Keep you calm me, I'd make you nervous, damn wreck having a baby dispatch? Who is this but I can't hear you? Is a baby's crime? What we'll welcome to the world, little baby? Can you imagine? Great tea? I want you to get pregnant and have a baby right here in this I think it's so cool. I'd love to see what that's like. And you know me, I've always had a problem with the fact that women can have babies and guys can't. I think it's unfair, unfair. I think we should get five pregnant women in here, and we should have a baby delivery off. I think I would be very good at delivering. We'll call it the Elvis Durant push and pull. Yeah, that's what people want. So it's it's a National grilled Cheese Day, and you know I love me some cheeses. And also it's a dispatch your day. Thank you for all you guys do. I've been sleeping with my hand down my pants lots Durant. In the Morning Show, Julia was beginning a new life with her new man, but when his ex discovers there engaged, she decides to sabbath tash their relationship. Unforgettable as a psychological thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, starring Katherine Heigel and Rosario Dawson, ratedar in theaters. Yeah, Daniel, I know it. I know how it is when you paint your nails and you have to do things with your hands, and so you have to keep your fingers curled up. It's so funny. That's how you are right now with your finger because you cut it. Yeah. I cut my finger, my left hand, pointer finger. I cut it when I was when I was peeling carrots last night, I was like, and I saw something fly across the room, and I thought it was my end of my finger. I think it was just a piece of carrot. I don't know. You sure you didn't eat like you've been landed in the food? You didn't eat? No, No, I didn't. I didn't eat my finger. How do you know? I'm pretty sure? No, No, it's it's I still if you mean, take it off and let you look at it. Ask a question. So, say you were cooking for like somebody, and you did lose a little piece of finger, and you weren't under percentage if it went in the pasta dish, would you serve it anywhere? No, I would not. I am one thousand percent sure. If I lost a body part in the salad, I would not serve it to you. I think I would, and I would just say disclaimer, you might find a finger. Because you know, here's the thing. If I go to someone's house for dinner, I know they've been preparing it and they have a band aid on their finger. The first thing I asked is, all right, so what fell off? How much blood did you get in my soup? You know, stuff like that. I'm very careful about that. But even with no guests at the house last night, I do you know, I made sure I didn't have a tip of my finger sitting in the in my roasted carrots. Yeah, I would have still eaten it. I probably want to still eating it. You know what else I did? I wanted mashed potatoes, but I didn't want all the carbs, so I boiled up some cauliflower and mashed the cauliflower with a little chicken stock. That was great. A grilled some chicken. Fantastic night. So um, I was watching Feud last night, and I'm I'm not going to give anything away through I'm not. I'm not. If you're watching Feud on f X, you know the story of Joan Crawford and Betty Davis. It's fantastic. It's saucy, dishy, total trashy fantastic and they're both great. Anyway. There is a scene where Joan Crawford picks up a potted plant and throws it at her assistant and it crashes on the wall, you know, a big scene, And I'm thinking, God, when is the last time I picked up something and threw it at someone. Yeah, I've never thrown anything at anybody, but I've thrown things at the wall before, and it feels great. It feels great, but it feels even better. I bet if there's someone between you and the wall, have you ever thrown anything at your assistant? No? Have I thrown anything at anyone. I throw the chair against the wall, several things at people, a box of markers at Scary's head once he was trying to feel you up, trying to feel me up. And then my boyfriend got a whole pizza thrown at him. I don't think I've ever thrown anything at anybody. I've had a lot of stuff thrown at me, but I've never throw anything. I'm sure Lisa throws dishes at you from time to time. Oh, she's throwing plenty of stuff in me. At one time, we had a really really, really really bad argument through our engagement ring at me. Okay, Well, that's that's very symbolic. A lot of people have done that. I threw, I threw Montrealistics at Brody and scary ones. I tossed fried cheese at at our producers. Why did I do that? Why? Why? You obviously made me very mad. I would never throw fried cheese. We were fighting over the last one, and you were sick of hearing this fighting over it, so you threw that. There was like one and a half left and sauce. You're like, stop arguing. You threw met us. He said, here, you can both eat it. I've been the receiption of a lot of throws now that I think about it, But don't try to molest me and we won't have an issue. Yeah, that was not a good thing. Scary, Scary, you're creepy. I didn't throw the microwave oven across the room was a forest full of papers at me one time. Can we tell why you threw the microwave oven. Yeah, it was because by wait, wait, wait, wait before you tell the story. I didn't throw it at a person. I threw it at a at the table. Yes, So we had two or three microwaves here and they were disgusting and filled with food, and nobody cleaned them. So Elvis decided he was going to get his own microwave and put it in his office. Well, somebody stuck into Elvis's office and used his microwave. It he picked up forgettwave. I threw it across the hallway into the room. I threw it into the into their offices. Yes, so soon put their pasta in my private microwave, and it's bladder all over the inside of the microwave. I was so mad. I'm like, you know what I said, just eff it. You come in and use my microwave. The reason I have one is because you guys can't keep them clean, so they use mine and dirty it up. So I threw it. You heard this, Okay, do we know who used it? Has that ever been discovered? Oh? They got not because I I wasn't there when it happened, but I got the phone call right after from Elvis. They're never gonna believe what happened. I'm like, so what happened with the microwave? So I threw it in the room. Especially, it actually feels good to throw things, but it's bad to throw them at people. Try to avoid people. Try if you could try. You remember, Elvis, I played golf with you one time. You drove the golf cart. And what did I do when I hit a bad golf shot? He would throw his golf club across the golf course. But it feels better that way, I know. But I remember, Frogg, you said you've got to come out to the golf course with us, because Elvis, we gotta tell you. You're out there on the rolling green pastures with the birds chirping, and you would feel like you're one with nature, so relaxing. And all Froggy did the entire game was curse, crid his teeth and throw his golf club to people. And I think it was me and Rod Phillips. We threw golf clubs all over the golf There's nothing like Yeah, the guy who does the the country stuff, Rod Phillips. Yes, all right, let's get into the headline. No one's reading my mind today. When do we ever really think about it? Yeah, throwing things does make you feel bad? What are you doing over there? Did someone on the phone or I'll turn it off? I got two lines. I wish I would have known they were there. Just say I got to love someone. On the line, I love someone. Hello, Hello, is this Minimi? Am I am i? Okay? Hi Mimi, how are you, hi? Hi? How are you good morning? How are you good morning? So what did you throw? Did you throw it at someone? And did it feel good? Um? I was actually putting foundation on one morning and one of my boyfriends ended up like throwing something at me. Um, And I got what I was putting foundation on, and I turned around and I flung it at him so bad, hit him on the head. It went down his shirts, down his head, everywhere. So you throw makeup at your boyfriend? Liquid foundation? Maup me? Can I ask a follow up question? You said you threw it at one of your boyfriends. How many boyfriends you have a few? MEMI? Throwing makeup at the liquid foundation? All right, MEMI, thank you for listening to us. It makes you feel good, though to throw something doesn't. Yeah, you don't want to hit someone. That's not good. We don't want we don't like that. But we don't like that. But my I guess you know, it was my boyfriend at the time, which ended up being my husband. So he's fine, Okay, he just okay, gotcha? Thank you very much, Mimi. I'll just go talk to Alex Hi. Alex Hi, Well, so you threw what at your sister. I threw a big, huge can of hairspray as her and she duck and it got stuck in the wall behind her. You must have hold on. You must have thrown that can of hair spray really hard if they got stuck in the wall. Are you live in cardboard house? We used to fight a lot, so we always had like holes in our walls. So then when it got stuck, we then had to try and rip it out and put it so my dad came home and had to cut out the appomite hair spray. Yeah, I can't imagine. Sisters that share a bedroom sometimes throw things at each other. Bethany, did you ever throw things at your sister? I'm sure I did. Never too late. Yeah, I know, I kind of want to now. We didn't share that term, but we just thought like awful all the time. Yeah, there you go. Of course, you don't throw things at each other anymore. All right, thank you, Alex. What's that scary? My best friend growing up, Anthony Losala, threw a cherry Italian ice in my face at L M B. Spimoney guarden. Now, why did he do that? What did you do to deserve that? Made a remark about unfortunately his cat had died, and it was I was. We were like thirteen. I don't know why I said and I said something. I made a joke and he's like, you bastard, and he threw the Italian ice and good, good for him, Good for him. Can we get him on the phone and tell him? Get him on the phone? Hello? Joy? All the phones went out and by sorry, all right, sorry. Sometimes on the radio talk show that relies on phones, the phones go out. Look at Nate. He just ripped the entire phone. Hey, you're gonna throw that at somebody? All right, well, never mind, I'm sorry. Can you say that into the microphone that still works? The place sucks? Yeah, Sometimes our phones just go out. And Nate picked up his phone is on a rotating console. He just grabbed both sides of the console and ripped it off the table with his teeth. He's not he's not happy, you guys. This is awkward. Shoot Nate's He's pacing back and forth like a leopard. Would you pay on the other side of the room so you're not by me? So the phones went out? Hey, they say, sometimes our phones go out when another station in the building is having a contest. Is that possible? Is that? Is that? Like you can't turn on one sink when you're in the shower, did you'll scald? Yeah, that's how. That's how this, uh, this radio station works. Washer the light goes out, exactly, don't flush. Then the garage door. We'll go up house. If you used the WiFi and turn on the microwave, the WiFi goes out. Well that's how we're wired here. All right, Well that said, well we'll get back to that momentarily. Nate's leaving the room now. He's very pissed. All right, Well good, he's it's his john to get piste. The things that should piss him off don't and the things that shouldn't really do like this has affected I know this is a doctor Sue story here. Let's get into the headlines. Let's distract ourselves from the negative stuff by going to the other negative stuff. We'll start with that United flight. You got what you got going on? What's the latest this hour? Let's talk about some pr crisis, starting yes with United Airlines. So, as you know, yesterday United CEO said the passenger who police forcefully pulled off the plane on Sunday was being disruptive and belligerent. Well now, CEO Oscar Munos has issued another apology, this time promising a full review by the end of the month and promising to make it right. The U. S Department Department of Transportation is also looking into it. In the meantime, the passenger at the center of the incident has hired a high powered attorney. Speaking of pr crisies, Cosmopolitan magazine is in a little bit of one. They posted a super click baity headline that said, quote how this woman lost forty four pounds without any exercise. When you click on the article, you discover the woman lost weight by having a rare form of cancer, organs removed, multiple infections, and a partial lung collapse. And you're kidding me? Who let that slip through? Cosmo has not responded to the backlash yet. They did change the name of the article to a serious health scare helped me love my body more than ever. Okay, all right, I can buy that one a little better. Yeah. Jay Giles of the Jay Giles Band has passed away. He was found in his home in Massachusetts. So far it looks like natural causes. Jay Warren Giles, Junior form the Jay Giles Band in nineteen sixty seven. One of their big songs was Centerfold Angel. No No, No No. That's an old, old, ancient song, but it's so so fun heard it though. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath, and a drink that has been on the secret menu for about a year now at Starbucks has been officially added, pink drink. Tell me about it because I don't know anything about it. Okay, let's look at the ingredients of the pink drink. What's in the pink drink Bucks? The pink drink contain pink I learned yesterday. You know we're talking about pink lemonade. They said, well, the only ways the only way to get pink lemonade is you put food coloring in it or whatever cherry juice. I found out. Someone told me that there are pink lemons. They got them in Yeah, in their in their blue apron a delivery back to you. It's the flavors of the strawberry Asai refreshers, passion fruit asa and coconut milk, topped with a scoop of strawberries. You the pink drink over its Starbucks. You got more news you want to do? Over the intro of Centerfold by Jake Golsbery, This came out ready for how old this song is? Two? Even Uncle Johnny was young this year? Are I just want to do? There was no face no never say never called. By the way, mercury is in red prograde. Someone is reminding Mabel. That's why. That's why Nat in a bad mood between. Angel is a centerpole. Angel alright right. By the way, if you're ever wondering if mercury is in retrograde, go to is mercury in retrograde dot com? And it'll just say yes or no. That's that's if your computer works, yes, exact absolutely. Where's this song about? Is it about um? Pleasing yourself? Now? What's it about? His high school sweetheart turns out to be a centerfold in a dirty magazine that he seas years later, what did magazine? And it's your Years later, his image of Harrors trashed as Angel became a centerfold. Okay, God, I live that life every day Angel lives. This is all I wanted. No, no, no, no, no, no, there you go. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, So Jay Giles passed away held was he Well, there you go, all right, so you have a way back Wednesday phone tap on the way? Who does it? Today's scary? It's a Danielle phone tap. Do it? Lot, I get all write it and we'll do it lot Elvis Duran. In the Morning Show, Julia was beginning a new life with her new man, but when his ex discovers there engaged, she decides to sabotage their relationship. Unforgettable as a psychological thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, starring Capit Higel and Rosario Dawson, Rated R in theater. Seriously, this is quite a day coming up. Okay, we're gonna give you a phone tap here, it's the way back Wednesday, Danielle phone tamp and coming up life after the phone tappening about ten or fifteen minutes. I want to talk about several concepts. First of all, people who hang their crap on you, crap hangers. What do you mean by that? Well, you know, people who use guilt to power over you, to control you. This happened with me yesterday with someone I don't even know, and she I'm not gonna even gonna tell the story. I don't want I don't want to give it life. But I'm gonna tell you she trying to guilt me and hanging her crap on me because I guess it made her feel better, or it was her way of controlling me, or I don't know. So it's like it's when someone has something going on behind the scenes that has nothing to do with you, and then they kind of get mad at you and expect you to under like read their mind and take care of them. Like I call it hanging your crap on someone or hanging your s on someone. You're an s hanger, You're a crap hang. Youn make a shirt that says that, don't be an s hanger. Look, don't be a poop hanger. So I started thinking about and I'll tell you where it came from. Several people. I felt, we're hanging their crap on me yesterday and it was very unfair. And then in turn, I caught myself hanging crap on someone. Well maybe because you felt like at that point you had too much crap and you needed to get rid of some someone. You know what part of it is? I think part of hanging your crap on someone is for whatever reason, you get put into a you're in a bad mood, and then you you kind of hang your crap on someone else, because I guess it's human nature sometimes for some people and me included, sometimes maybe all of us. I don't know to like, you know, take things out on other people when they didn't really deserve any of it. I do it whenever I'm feeling overwhelmed, you hang your crap on people. Yeah, If I feel like there's a lot of things being asked for me and then someone texts me about something else they need, I lash out, and it's just because I'm overwhelmed. So yesterday lesson learned, I said on Twitter, tough day, easy to swim in the negative, but massively enlightening when you can see through it all and actually learn the important lesson. So then scary. Yes, this is topic number two says I almost sent you a text to see how you were doing. Yeah, I saw that you were feeling some sort of way, but then you didn't send the text. So now he wants some sort of credit for thinking of me but not texting me. I did the same thing to Nate today because Nate wasn't feeling well yesterday and I meant to text him and I forgot today. Well, Nate, I meant to text you yesterday how are you feeling after the show and had already seen her. I met to text you yesterday. So Danielle wanted credit for almost checking on you. So this is topic number two. Okay. Topic number one was hanging crap on people. Yes, Froggy do want to get credit for texting you? Do? I get double credit? Froggy actually sents a text through, so he gets credit for in the text screen. And then I'm like backpace and that's like, Scary, I wrote you a check but I never mailed it, but I wrote it out. But you don't get credit for being a good friend by almost checking on me. Okay, that's topic too. Yes, Gregg, you know last night Scary could not he couldn't get over your tweet. He called me at like quarter to ten to go, hey, did you see his vag tweet? What do you think that means? You guys are liked? Do I get credit for not seeing the tweet because I was just unplugged? Oay? So I started thinking about crap hangers, people who hang their crap on other people. Danielle and Bethany, you I don't see it if you are crap hangers, I don't. You don't crap hang on me. I don't feel you appreciate that. I mean, Daniel starts crap strap starter, but not a hangar. There's crap but not hanging. But anyway, so I love you. I'm gonna get into all this, all this, you know, there's like two or three topics here. We're gonna get into all of this life after the phone tap, and that's on the way. So today, before you hang your crap on someone, I think twice way back Wednesday, phone tap from the crap starter Daniel Elvis, Elvis duran the Elvis Durant phone tap Danielle Yes you've been a bad girl. Yes I have. And it comes out in the form of a phone tap. Yes, what do you happen today? So Dana wants to get her mom. Dana works for a fast food chain and her mom takes this job very seriously because a friend got it for her. She hasn't one to her daughter to mess it up. So she wants me to call her mom and tell her mom that she been giving free food to have friends. All right, here we go and see what happens on today's bone Tap. Hello mom, Yeah, um, I got in trouble at work. We mean you've got in trouble. What happens? I was getting food to my friends and she caught me on the video camera. Or you were whoa you were giving food? Like free food? You're gifing? We look each other up. We're friends. Everybody doesn't. We've never had a problem to pass or what is your said? What is your thinking? I can get food to my friends. It's like if everybody does it, it's not what you don't have to stay to stop and listen to yourself. We're just think that's how they make their money for adopted my school getting away made any food they're Cheeseburgers are like thirteen cents to make or something. Hey, listen to you. I don't care if it's two cents, it's not your two cents. Watty doesn't walk you think it gives my free cheeses When his buddy Walt walks in, what's the team cheeseburger Joe and stot you that job? What am I gonna say to joean Oh, that's what right? My daughter went down. They started giving away free food real night. Say that my friends are hungry and they need some food, then chim damn grocery store if they're hungry, and let me tell you something right now. You accursed me one more damn time. Hold on, hold on. The man just coming into the room. I'm not paying a penny. Excuse me? What did you just say? You can fire me. I don't want this job anymore. Stop he nick your damn mouth part. Held on the damn food. My mom wants to talk to you. This is Margaret. Hi, Margaret. You know I'm just sitting here listening to everything that's going on. I am profusely embarrassed by my daughter's behavior. Do you know how on she's been stealing from us? The first thing I have on record here was a small French fry back in June. She gave to one of her girlfriends a small French fry. That's not true, that's what's true. Hi. Ignore her and tell me what we can do, because this is what I want you right. Hello, Hello, I'm so sorry. I don't need to be swearing, and I raised my children to be honest. To not taking this is very, very upsetting to me. You have to understand that my husband and I don't believe in this way. We don't be taking I understand what I'm really I'm just trying to explain to you away if she will stop interrupting me. She gave away a pancake breakfast or sausage, bacon and scrambled eggs. Oh my gosh, I know I was really hungry that day. When my husband and I get a hold to her tonight, you won't see a different person and this will never happen again. Dana. Your mom wants me to give you a second chance. No, I don't want to work here anymore. On the phone, apologize heard on the phone? Okay, hold on day night? Your mom wants you again. You tell us my mom thinks it's a good idea if I just go home. When we talk about do you mean you better say that right now? So I don't want to work here anymore. This place is warbo. It's okay. There's no way you're getting a second chance now. So you can just leave your hat and you can What do you think that you're trying to stay this whole time? I want to when you come home walk my words. You were going to regret this. I'm walking on. I'm not walking to my car. My car, okay day, Enjoy your card for the last time. Smell it. Enjoy it because it's gonna be the last time you're driving it. Get used to it. Do you understand me? Yeah? I can hear you. You're screaming. You're screaming in my ears. But you don't think because you're seventeen and you for brains. That's why. No, she doesn't just phone tapping you. What are you talking about? This is Tanielle Monarow from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tap. Yeah, she still has her job. She didn't give free food to her friends. Have an idea for a phone tab? Go to elstan dot com. Click on the phone tap tab tell us what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission granted by all of her t suitis Elvis duran phone tab on Elvis stand in the Morning Show. Meals are fantastic, but those little snacks between the meals and snacks at your parties. Snacks are fine. The perfect snack I've been talking about it. Not the boring potato chips. No, no, no, no, try something new with the new taste from rit rits, crisp and thins. They make you happy. How does it crispin thin make you happy? I don't know. I don't have the answers there. I just know it does. They're thin, they're crisp, they're not oven baked, they're not fried. No, they are oven baked, they're not fried. And they're great. And they have four incredible flavors rich, thin and crispy or crisp and thins. They have sea salt, cream, cheese and onion, bacon and salt and vinegar. I'd like to take all four flavors and eat them all at the same time. It's not funny, it's fantastic. Try them out the next time you're hanging out with your friends, grab some rich, crisp and thins. You'll be glad you did. You have got to try them. In the morning show, so I was talking about how with Easter this Sunday, it's it's my tradition to always have an Easter Ham and I don't like him, but I gotta have it. Yeah, And then Scary started rapping but at Ham and the frying pan, which made me think Cypress Hill and also we gotta talk about hanging your crap on other people? Do you hang crap or people hanging your crap on you? We'll get into that in a second. I know you can name at least two people who are crap hangers in your life on the play just cust that him and the pan When I come and slam, I feel like this sad. Don't we're missing here? Scary? Don't you put your phone down and to your favorite song to turn it off a scary? What are you looking at the lyrics? I was trying to catch scary? You know what? I thought you knew these lyrics by memory. I know the lights blinking. I'm thinking it's all over when I go at you, well, you know what? You know what? Scary? Every time we play that song. You have been on the lyrics without your phone, and today you had to look at your phone. You needed a Cypress Hill lyric assist. What's the other Cypress Hill song? He oh um, jump around and he knows that one pretty well. Of that one better? I know jump around, but that's House of pain. Yeah pain o. Sorry, I'm sorry, Sorry, I got my Irish bands mixed top I'm sorry you, Froggy. Sorry, hang your crap on me. Go right ahead. Do you know the words of this? And then can you do the words to this without looking up on your phone? Lord? Scary, scary, you're slipping. Oh man, this white girl is dancing? Which one? I see two of them? See a lot of white, a lot of dancing. Come, scary packaging. Let me begin. I came to win battle for me. That's a sin. As far as you go, oh my god, this as far as you got up, I'm gonna put your hands up. If you got the feeling jump across the ceiling and some of them curses, I have to I have to censor myself. Ulous, Okay, okay, okay, it's not working. Okay, okay, it's not working. Scary you're suffering from You're starting to get older. You had twenty years to learn those lyrics songs A Lisa Bridges. I love the Nightline account. He's suffering from house of pain dysfunction. All right, let's get into hanging your crap on people. It happened to me yesterday and then I caught myself hanging crap on someone else. And it really is one of those things where you've got to back up off the forest. A little bit yep, so or off the trees rather to see the forest. Um. Yeah, hanging crap on people that the concept is you guilt people, and it's a form of control, and it's also a way of you just kind of hanging your crap on people like you're in a bad mood. So by God that you're gonna make someone else be in a bad mood. Yeah, there's I was telling you off the aral Us. There's a person in my extended family that we are training how to not do this because she has a tendency too. If you ask her if she's okay, she's like, yeah, I'm fine, and then she gets mad at you when you don't ask her follow up questions or when you treat her like she's fine. And so now we're working on making her be honest about it. So if you if we ask you, are you okay and she says I'm fine, we're going to treat you like you're fine. You need to tell us if you need help, and then we will fall all over ourselves to help you. But I feel like part of hanging crap is like the passive aggressive. I want you to read my mind. I don't want to have to tell you what's wrong, and it's like, no, I'm gonna believe you if you tell me that you're fine and don't need help. And then yesterday a total stranger, she was hanging her crap all over me, and I looked at her and I called around on and I said, no, no, I said, you don't know me. Don't you accuse me of what you're accusing me of. You're not going to hang your crap on me. I'm not going to allow it, not going to allow it. We all have crap hangers in our lives, and sometimes we fall into the crap hanging business ourselves. Hello, Lauren, good morning. You think every family has a designated crap hanger. Absolutely, and I know this from personal experience. The family d C is it you? It's me? Unfortunately. Yeah. Well, now, so you're you're admitting that you'd like to hang crap on people, or maybe not like to, but you do from time to time. Talk about it. Why do you think you do it? I do. It's been an active process to not be the d h um. I don't know why I do it. I think my family, I'm I'm a good listener, so I'm that person that everybody calls when they need something. But I realized after a while that everybody was just constantly unloading their crap on me and they would feel better after we got off the phone, but I would end up feeling worse. Oh wait a minute, Okay, so you're not the hanger, but I'm holding the crap container. Yeah, you're the crap container. People are you are the Yeah, they're they're hanging their crap on you when they crap on the crap on exactly exactly, yeah, you know. And I think if you are that person who's always there for other people and always listening to their problems, sometimes it evolves into them hanging crap on you. Yeah, and that's not good. No, And it's important to put up those boundaries. And if I'm feeling worse, you know, and you're never asking me how I'm doing, then kind of a one sided situation. Well, I I have come to the point in my life where it looks I'm a little older, and you know, I use the word know a lot, and I tell people know and just because you have to otherwise they walk all over you. I have found that I call people out on crap hanging more than ever, But it's I think that that's good because then the other person realizes what they're doing, and then you don't walk away. I wish I had said something right Well, it is good, Bethany. But in the heat of the moment, while they're hanging crap, they're usually in a bad mood, and that's not always a good time to say, hey, you're hanging your crap on me. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's it's the way I probably a way to do it. Well, Lauren. You know, don't take crap off anyone. It doesn't mean you're a bad end or a bad family member. It just means you gotta have some self respect. And if they walk all over you, you gotta make him stop. I totally agree, and I think that I'm turning thirty next week, so I think it's just taken me to get a little older and wiser um to realize that it's okay to say Now, it's part of the journey. You're good, all right, Lauren. Great hearing from you. Have a great morning. Thank you. Happy dirty by the way, happy dirty talking about hanging crap. That's dirty. Phil calling us at eight hundred, Hey Phil, what's up? Are you a crap hanger or people hanger crap on you or both? You hang their crap on the old time and do you call him out on it? Oh? Yeah, how do you? What do you say? Keep my problem? I got my own stuff to deal with. You know what, As as dismissive as that sounds, it truly is what you want to say, Like, I got my own stuff going on, hang and crap on someone else, but they always is one thing. If it's one of my friends and they thought stuff going on, well yeah, I'll bend up the backwards to help them. But if it's somebody that I don't really care about or a random stranger and they just start hanging this stuff on me, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Back up a minute. I got my own stuff to deal with. I don't know what your situation is, but I can't help you. Don't you feel like you have that one friend that it's always crap, Like every time you talk to them, it's so much crap. And I'm just like, dude, I just can't. I have the one that I do always put up with, and I mean, she's got a lot to deal with a lot and in the bad situation all through and through. So I'll help her with that. But second, somebody Naty comes over and starts trying to hang this stuff on me. I'm like, no, back up. Well here's a good example of it. Maybe you can understand this as well, Phil, Maybe maybe this has something to do with your friend. Okay, look back at your childhood. Did your father or your mother ever use guilt on you a lot? And still to this day, no matter how old you are, they still play the guilt card on you from a divorce, I'm the king of dealing with that. Okay, Well, here's the thing. If you were raised in a house of guilt, sometimes you start guilting people without knowing it. You do. I'm not saying you in particular, but people who are guilted start using that controlling guilt on other people. It's so awful because I have I have several people in my life that do that to me, and I'm like, stop it. You know what you, I'm your friend. Don't guilt me into feeling a certain way or doing something you want me to do. If you need to help, I'll help you. Don't use guilt. And I think that there's I think that there's a really important difference between like venting. We all need to vent, that's one thing. But I think what you're talking about, Elvis, is probably closer to what the crap hanging in directing it, which is like I need you to read my mind and fix my problems, but I'm not going to tell you. And it's like, so, look, we all we're all good friends, you know. In in this total stranger that did this to me yesterday, she didn't even know me and she was hanging her crap on me. I'm like, oh my god, well well no I did no. No, I made it very clear. I said you you don't know me, please, you have no clue what you're saying. And but we get that all the time, you know, being you know, on the radio, we have people texting in and tweeting in, and you know, on social media all the time, people hanging You wouldn't believe in much craps between people are trying to hang on us. If you wouldn't believe it, it's it's a so obviously there is a problem out there where people love to guilt and hang crap on total strangers. That's bad enough, But when you do it on the people that you love. Please, that's so rude. Anyway, Phil, thanks for listening, man. I hope you have a good good day. You're two. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hey Terry. Terry is that you? I hear you? Terry is a crap hanger? Terry? Are you in your car? Come on the wrong line? All right? Where do you go? I don't know? Terry? Is that you? Terry? I am here? There you are? Sorry I push the wrong crap hanger button. We have a selection. So wait, are you saying that you are a crap hanger? Am a crap hanger? Talk about? What do you mean to be? But I always have some types of drama going on in my in in my life, always something. So a lot of times I car pool with my girlfriend at work and be able to ask one question and I'm just like and I just blow it all out, and it's just it's always something. It's well, it's one thing to vent, as Bethany was saying, and sometimes it can be a lot it's too much. But it's another thing to start directing your anger at the person you're you're talking to, even though they had nothing to do with it, you know. Yeah, Okay, but we okay, it's the word is crap. Don't use the S word. We had hold on one second. Yeah, you gotta you gotta be careful. Okay, finally we gotta go talk to Deanna and there was an endgame for for this. By the way, yes, Diana, what's going on. I used to not only be the crap hanger. I was the crap Christmas tree. That's a crap on your tree. I used to be the one that everybody came with the problems, and I used to be like super chill with it. But then it got to the point where when I had like, oh I had a bad day, their problems were like here's my day, and I was like, oh, it isn't healthy. Yeah maybe, yeah, that's a one sided friendship. Sometimes it's easier just to stay at home and locked the door and not talk to anyone. Alright, crap Christmas tree, thanks for listening to us, new problem. Thank you, Dana. So in game is this look. It's easier to recognize when you're being crapped on than it is when you're crapping than it is when you crap on other people. Because if ever you start targeting your anger about something on someone else. You're angry, so you're not really thinking logically. But sometimes after it's over, it's good to step back and analyze the situation and go, wait a minute, that wasn't pretty. I wasn't cool there, and that happened to me yesterday. But crap hanging. Can we just all agree that we don't like it? Yeah, all in favor of getting rid of crap hanging? Say I opposed? Right, No, I really like crap hanging. Continue that I enjoy crap hanging quite a bit exactly. Let's get into the daniel report. Danielle, what's going on? All? Right? So if you are on Tinder one are those other dating apps, you might come across Chelsea Handler and she might say yes and swipe right. She says she likes to hook up, and that's why she's on all those other apps, and uh so, who knows. You never know if one of you guys come across her, be kind of cool. Let me know how the day goes. Bethany's face, just like what the A Fast and Furious movie comes out on Friday. But technically there are nine movies in the franchise. You have to include Better Luck Tomorrow, which was a two thousand three movie that introduced Han, a character who would go on to appear in five other Fast and Furious movies. Uh Friends is being turned into a Broadway mussical, So I'm gonna say it's off Broadway, Ryan, Yes, maybe it'll be good scary. You could be wrong. You still have Ross's haircut totally. You should go an audition. Oh my god, that would be year old haircut. This is amazing news. Michael Bublat's son Noah is winning his battle with cancer. Michael's wife says, thank god my son as well. His recovery is a long process, as you know, but he has to continue with his checkups. But we are all very happy. So it makes me feel so good. James Gordon doing a special car pool karaoke primetime special Monday, May attend PM Eastern. It's gonna be a lot of new stuff and a lot of favorite stuff. This is the second time he's doing that, so I'm excited. Did you know that Scandal the lead Carrie Washington, was actually supposed to be white. According to Shonda Rhymes, she wanted it to be a black character, but everyone else had the idea that they wanted it to be white. They wanted Connie Britton to do it, and Shawanda thought to have Carrie Washington in the role because she said, no, my Olivia Pope is black, and you're gonna cast Carrie Washing because she's perfect for the role. Olivia Pope would not be Olivia Pope without Carrie Washington. I mean, come on, you gotta admit that scary. Sorry, you can't be in the Friends show because they want a black character. Empires on tonight as they never did black Friends. No, they remember we always said they needed I think also had a black girlfriend once. I think New York. There's a lot of more colors in New York. That's okay, Thank you, Dan call Us, I love you guys. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Are you single? That's okay? Are you dating on Match? If you're single and not dating on Match, then you're really missing out. Search and connect for free today only at match dot com. Slash Elvis. That's M A T. C h dot com slash Elvis. Even when he's completely hungover, he's full of energy. He's real talk. I think he's great. He's got amazing energy. Duran in the Morning Show. You know Danielle was just choking on her multivitamin. I'm just reading yesterday again. They're saying multi vitamins don't do anything. They're saying you feel healthier because you take it every day. They're saying, if you want to be healthy, you need to eat right, exercise and sleep. Those are the three things you need to do and multi. They're saying multi vitamins aren't there. They aren't there for you. I don't believe it. I love my Smarty Pants vitamins to take them every day. I love my flint Stones Jewables. Good. Yeah, I love how the flint Stones. And it's not even around anymore? Is it the cartoon? They still make new ones? No, no, no, they're reruns, but we still have flint Stones Jewables. Oh yeah yeah. I thought you meant they're not making the vitamins, and I was like, oh, hell yeah they are. Um, there's something else I want to talk about. The Tomagotchi's back that you want one eighteen bucks Amazon, go get what is it? The original origin? They're saying it's the original if I've read this correctly. Yeah. Also, I told jokingly said on the air, hey, everyone send us a dollar because we have like ten million listeners minus the people that aren't you. Bless you. He's got allergies. I know everyone has allergies right now. It's awful. I don't even know where we were all right, Yeah, I was saying, hey, send us a dollar. We have ten million people listening, except for the people we just lost in St. Louis, which is another story. We now have five We have nineteen dollars. Thank you for counting. We have twenty four dollars. People have sent us. Why no, but I don't. We have to. We have to send it to some people who need it. Now. I think I found Look at this beautiful, beautiful little girl. Oh my gosh, she's beautiful. She's nine years old. Her name is Kylie. Here she is with her twin sister. I think that's her twin in her family and her friends. Uh from her mom. This is five dollars in honor of my nine year old daughter Kylie. When she was seven, we found out she had thyroid cancer. After a lengthy surgery, they weren't able to remove all of the tumor. We've try to contain the cancer to her neck, but recently found out it has spread to her left eye. She's she is the youngest of my four children. Uh, please keep her and her siblings in your hearts as were prepared to fight for her life. My oldest daughter and I love your show and we adore an acquired taste your podcast. We love, love, love web Girl, Kathleen. Anyway, thank you for keeping my uh my long drive to and from the doctor's appointment's fun. I believe that's is that Jessica. Okay, so I guess that's not her. They're not twins, but there's a beautiful little girl, Kylie. So I've decided whatever moneys you send in, I I would rather you send it directly to an organization that needs it rather than using us as a clearinghouse because I'm not equipped for all this cash. I would love to send this to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital because whatever Kylie is going through have people in their working around the clock to try to figure it out, and they share all their findings with hospitals around the world. It's not just kept there. And so, uh, whatever moneys are sent in will go right to St. Two Children's Research Hospital. So there you go. I found a place for the money. Honey. I'm gonna get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, what's going on right? Good morning? Let's talk about this ten year old from Denmark Scott Talent. She won Denmark Scott Talent. She's a drummer and she did it by doing awesome rock songs like led Zeppelin's a Whole Lot of Love. She's ten years old. Listen to this. She won two dollars. Good for her, she's got talent. I should never gave up piano when I was ten years old. If I did, who knew where I could have been? I don't know. I guess you wouldn't be here. So that makes me sad. I know, I'm sorry. Uh Alabama teenager, his name is Walker. He found a unique way to ask his girlfriend India to the prom by showing up at the front door with a full band, changing the lyrics to stand by me, and he made a promposal. You can go on line and see a lot of promposals, but this is one of your favorite. Yeah, we'll have it at elvistand dot com. Here. Listen to this. Can you imagine opening your door and there's a prom posal like this and you say no? She said? She said, she said yes. Now we have a few clips from our podcast that you can listen to you on I Heart Radio. First one, uh self plug. I have a podcast with our friend Rob Shooter. We talk about celebrity stuff that Rob gets throughout the week that before the rest of the world even hears about. So he gives us a blind item. Now, these blind items are stories that he cannot give the name to legally because the story is not fully out yet and still has to be vetted out through lawyers. But Rob talks about a certain celebrity here to blind item, the major, major Hollywood star, one of the biggest, I would say, in the world, and going through a rough time. And I hear his mommy has moved in. Wow, celebrities going through some rough times. So his mom has moved in. Yeah, I'm gonna guess Bradley Cooper. But Rob didn't say yes or no. I think the whole point of the blind items, well, he guess you could be sued, he he said, next week. We'll find out when the story hits the tabloid. Uh. And then we have a clip from our fifteen minute morning show yesterday. We're talking about how microphones on our computers, smartphones are always listening to us. Yes, they are. Then, Elvis, you were talking about a story about being on the radio broadcasting from a Madonna show and your microphone was on the entire time, which you didn't know about. It was not good. I did my life. Hey, it's Elvis duran Elves Durant at the Madonna show. At the Madonna show, and I would have to hear that irritating loop back to me. Then they cut it off. This, yeah, you're off, and I would talk and I couldn't hear myself. So I'm sitting there going all right, I'm watching people walk by, Oh my god, look at and then in my ear I heard, oh my god, look at this, and I did this. I went hello, heard hello someone back at the station. It turned me on and then tell me, yeah, that is the number one rule of radio. Apparently is considered the base always on, and we don't so your mics are always on. Thank you, Garrett American. Kind of a hard story to described. Listen to it on the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, and also listen for a Rob Shooter and Garrett as they give you the dirt to sleeves the love and also uh, the I Heart Radio Daytime Village is going on at the I Heeart Radio Music Festival again this year this September in Las Vegas, that daytime village sandwiched right between two incredible nights on the stage. We have another stage with Halsey, Flume, Little Mix, French, Montana, Nile Horn will be there, Bleachers, Kelsey Ballerini, She's fabulous, Bebe Rexit performing Noah, Cyrus, Hey, Violet. We want you there too, And we have our own exclusive Elvis Drain Morning Show v i P suite, the same suite were that listener threw up two years ago. Yea, it wasn't even our listener. Probably the cane shows meandered into our v i p swite just to vomit. So if you want access to our suite through special v i P entrance into the whole show by the stage, three levels of viewing, including an air conditioned room and a room on the top you know, the patio everything, please go to ticketmaster dot com use the pull down window to make sure you buy your VIP package for the Elvis Duran Suite. Do it today, all right, Uncle Johnny, how are you? You know? It's his birthday? I got my case in now and I'm awake. Oh good, he has a signful y. So you were born seventy five years ago today. This is kind of unbelievable. I don't understand this. To understand, I don't know how I got here. I mean, I don't believe, but I don't feel this old. Well, but you are a blanche in terms of weddings. The seventy fifth anniversary is the diamond anniversary. Oh great, I'm getting diamonds. This is your this is your diamond jubilee. Really now, So I thought i'd go online and I asked the question, what was the number one song on this date in nineteen two? Did you find it? Yes? The number one song, which is very fitting for uncle Johnny, our official bartender, was called Moonlight Cocktail really by Glenn Miller and his orchestra with ray E Berrel and the modern Airs Barrel. I guess here's what it sounds like, Johnny. This was the number one song on the day you were born seventy five years ago. There's a part of boring the Blue June. A couple of dreamers like, is that cool? I'm sorry, what did you say, Johnny? I remember that? Well, you were really were very young when I was growing up five, six, seven, eight years old. I remember they used to play that like when you're in your twenties. They played this on the Old East station. Listen this there you go. Don't like cocktails? Me and you number one the day you were born, Johnny. That's pretty wild. In ninety two, the average cost of a new home was thirty seven hundred dollars. Gasoline was fifteen cents a gallon, and if you want to buy a cocacola, it was a it was a nickel. It's five cents. Step my god, you've been making me feel old. Now you are the average new car cost nine and it's crazy. That is pretty amazing, Uncle Johnny. Well, happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day to day. And you brought a lot of joy into our lives, and uh, I expect you to do it for many many more years to come. Thank you so much. I love you guys so much, and thank you for such a fabulous weekend. This past weekend. I've just said, you've made my whole life. That was good. Good. It took seventy five years for you to really enjoy your life. You did great. Thank you and go Johnny. Have a happy birthday. Okay, al right, guys, bye bye, thank you by by happy birthday, the seventy five years old and he's still a lot of fun to hang out with. Hey, let's get into your headlines, Bethany, what's going on? Okay, we're just doing nothing, but PR crises right now, that's what's happening. So here's the latest on the United Airlines mess. As you know. Yesterday, United CEO said that the passenger who police forcefully pulled off the plane on Sunday was being quote disruptive and belligerent. But now CEO Oscar Monos has issued another apology, this time promising a full review by the end of the month and promising to make it right. By the way, the passenger who was dragged off has hired a high powered attorney. Moving to Cosmo magazine, they are also in the middle of a PR crisis. They posted a super click baity headline on headline Online that said, quote how this woman lost forty four pounds without any exercise. The article was actually about a woman who lost weight by having a rare form of cancer. Cosmo has not yet posted a statement or responded to the backlash, but they did change the name of the article. Moving on to Uber, Uber's top pr exect has left amid their many crises. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath, you guys and drinking a forty just got a whole lot rosier. You can now get rose wine in a forty ounce bottle thanks to forty ounces wines which are produced in the Wall Valley. Is that how you pronounced at Loire Valley? All right, there, you give me a forty of rose please, I thank you, Bethany, You're fabulous. El Hello, real name Elvis Beyonce, Marshall Mathers, durand Elvis Durant. In the Morning Show, so um, great tea has something very special he wants to share with us. In a second, we're gonna get to that. Um. Also on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast yesterday, we're talking about the seven guy. Yes yes, yes uh. Nate was talking about walking into a restaurant in his his area like a counter, walk up to the counter in order something to go restaurant. He walked in at seven and the close at eight, and the guy looked at him like no, no, no no, And my point was, then don't say you're open until eight. If you don't want us there at seven, it's just a gamble. If you've worked in the food industry, you know that, like if you have you pre clothes gambling that no one will show up. I get that. I used to work at Baskin Robbins. We'd all make sure that the shake machine was clean, and if someone would come in at shake, you'd be like, damn, if you walk into the Starbucks at like n order a frappuccino, they do want to kill you. When we worked at m when I worked at McDonald's, we would put like all the shakes that we'd make, a bunch of shakes, put them in the fridge. She just think, hey, somebody came in and asked for a shake once we didn't you throw them away? But no, we take them home. Okay, let's take home the leftovers. All. Let's come on. Well, okay. It's interesting how there's just so many different points of view, Like if you if you're going to run into a store and his you know, the sandwich is already made. They're in a package. Okay, all they have to do is like ring you up and you can go. But if it requires like getting the shake machine stick dirty. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, it's not good. So I used to work at Wendy's way back when, right on the on the grill, and like when we would get somebody in there, let's say like ten fifty five, you know, and I'd be like, oh, we're gonna be closing. We had one manager was like, oh, no, everybody's welcome. We can we'll see. If I if I was the manager, I would be saying that, Like, I tell you what, because if someone bitches and moans and complains store number four decided to close down five, they're gonna get here, That's what he would say. He would say that they're gonna call them, you know, the the agency. They're gonna tell him that we could close down early. The thing. We are in business to make a profit the grills there. You took the gamble that he was talking about. It nails a lot in my neighborhood, does that, like they're so Sometimes I'll go in at seven fifteen and I'll say, um, can I just get a quick manicure? And the lady goes, oh, I'm sorry, we didn't have enough customers. The world closing now? Hello, I gotta tell you something else. I brought this up on the show several days ago, and again I think yesterday. You know, they recently canceled our show in St. Louis. I have never seen so many people coming out in support saying what they and they're mad, I mean, they're they're pissed. Well, think about your morning routine, whatever it is, it is that you do it brainlessly because it helps you ramp up into your day. And if any part of that routine gets changed, it's it's it's a big deal. I agree with you. We come in here every day and we do this brainlessly. We do. But the but they're mad, and I mean it makes it makes me feel great, right. We don't want you to be mad. We like that, you know us. We don't want anyone to be mad at anyone. But you know, it's one of those things where you're happy that they're right, that they're mad. You're happy to be missed exactly. That's what it is, you know. And I don't I don't want it's the stations called Z one O seven seven. I don't want them to suffer. I don't want them. I don't want anyone to stop listening to them. They're going to bring on a new show and you know, I'm sure they'll be whatever. Who cares And I'm done there, but I'm sorry that they pulled the plug on us. But you know, in this day and age, you got to produce so much and if you you can't, they got to make a decision. You know, what happens, It happens, happens anyway. Oh I want to show what the poop emoji and happens on the button. Okay, I feel like this is like sometimes this is kind of morbid. But I thought to myself, like, what would it be like at my funeral? Like how would people miss me? We we kind of get to see our funeral being acted in St. Louis, Like people do miss us, they care that we're gone. The difference is is we live on correct through you know, I Heart Radio, the I Heart Radio app. We're there every day you can, and we're on the serious exam. I mean, are ways to listen to our show. But they really liked listening to us on that particular radio station because they played the music whatever on demand on iTunes. I mean, our stuff is everywhere, you know, but it feels good. To be missed. It does. And if that was their decision, you know, more power to them. You know, it's those are the tough decisions. Sometimes you gotta pull the plug on a show that's you know, even though you know you will be hated, you will be hated. It's the beginning. It's probably the beginning of the end for those people in that radio station. They're probably no, seriously, this is probably the beginning of the end of their careers. So that's okay. I mean, they'll find work. No big deal. Anyway, where were we Let's go talk to Nicole Hei Nicole, good morning are you? We're doing very well? Still on in many cities. So you hate it when people come in right before closing in your restaurant, right, oh my on. It is literally the worst because internet like, okay, you know, we're done, we're ready to go home, because you know we have lines too, and it's just like we're in our minds were closed. You know, we're done, we're done for the diet. So does somebody comes in the kitchen saying, hey, we have a table. It is like stabbing, like knives in your eyes. It is literally the worse. I hate it and I'm actually now in retail, and I have people come in like two minutes before we close, and they're just looking around and they want they want to take like a stack of clothes to the to the fitting rooms, and your clothes like, oh, dear lord, that is that's a gamble that Bethany's talking about. It's true. It is horrible. I hate it so much that those people that are like, oh, it's okay, okay, so okay, let me ask you this. If I'm hungry, I'm starving. Your my favorite restaurant. I love going there. It is five till should I go? I can't go there because they're about to close. I don't want to don't want to be an a hole here. I mean, I mean, or well, what is your answer, Nicole? I mean, should I go? What are you telling me to do? Honestly, I would say probably to wait for the next day, because you know, we want I'm hungry. I'm hungry. You're the last. My stomach is louder than my logic here. But I see, I mean, if you walked into my store, I probably wouldn't have an issue. I probably say the fact that you're in my store, all right? There? You go all right, well, thank you Nicole, and everyone's rethinking this. We're rethinking next time you're late to our restaurant is about to close, you know, think it through. I got you, definitely, I got you, babe. Thanks for I love you too, have a great day. What scary what sucks though, is as a sandwich maker and somebody who's a former grill sergeant himself, there's no consideration being given to the poor worker at the Delhi who has to clean up and want to leave on time. You you, you dirty up your bologny all over my meat slicer. I got undercare, all right, So I got a dirty bologning, I got a dirty belong. Got you. I got you. But if your sign says till nine pm and I walk in at eight fifty, you know what? Then why is your sign saying that? You know what I'm saying? Yeah? You with me? Yeah? Hello Amy? Hello, So you may well, good morning. You manage a restaurant, and your your boss, the guy who owns a restaurant, I guess, or a woman who owns the restaurant. You're open, you serve until that time, and so that's that's gonna be a weird thing for you, the manager, between the servers and the owner, because the servers weren't go home. But it doesn't matter though. You're paid to wait on the customers and to serve them. And if the kitchen's open to a certain time, it's open to that time. If you have to stay after a little while longer, you're paid for that time that you're there regardless, right even after like a long, crazy dinner shift. You're there there until we're closed. So we're closed. I mean normally our bar stays open past them, so it's not like everybody's trying to leave at the same time. But the kitchen's open until a certain time. It's open until a certain time. You don't want that customer trying to come in. They're not coming back. If they come and they see that you're not serving for the time, you say, right, you're not coming back. So you're gonna keep in mind there's there's two perspectives. The owner's perspective, who's there to make the money and to like make a profit, and then the people who want to go home perspective. All right, Amy, thank you very much, thanks for staying open, Thanks for keeping the kitchen open for us. Thank you. Have a great day you too. What's up, Scotty, B I love Haggan Das and you don't see too many of the scoop shops anymore. And when we were in Miami, Danielle and Froggy and I went to Haggendas that closed at eleven. We were there at ten forty, and they wouldn't sell us any scoop ice cream anymore. That's like, now you can only buy the pops. Now we've already cleaned that all up. So what does Scotty do? Scotty started tweeting at them. Tweet Scotty was mad which hoggin dolls on? What street? Was on Collins, wasn't it? Yeah? Right on coins. I guess the Dawes family, Mr Hoggen Hogging Dawes is getting all upset. All right. I love how you just totally busted them on the air. I love hagging does I wanted it? Scotty was so upset, like we even passed it this week this weekend when you were here um for Mommy beach k pride. As we drove by a Scott He's like, look, it's the Hogging Dogs place that closed early on his last year. But wait a minute. That's you were twenty minutes before the close. That's a long time. That's a long time. They had the covers on all the you know, the ice sreaking. It's not like we wanted them to make us a milkshake. We wanted a scoop of ice cream with didn't want to Okay, So twenty till closing versus five till closing. See to me, twenty till closing, you better be scooping to my crop. Right. I don't know if those Hagging Dogs stores are independently owned or to their franchises. Well if I would if I heard this on why right now, I'd be a little piste off, said you. South Beach is busy that time of night. Don't send a picture. Don't know he has it still? All right? All right? Yeah, where's the salad bar? You took all the lettuce away? It's twenty till and I want to freaking well. By the way, the other day when I was with Froggy, we ordered we ordered salads for breakfast because I wanted to be good and all. I ate with the crutons. That's called an addiction to carves. Right. Finally, Ali has a very good point. Ali, Hey, Hello, Hello. Ali works in retail, and so when customers come into the last minute, what are you saying to them? I think closing time up and down the aisles. It's closing. That's not obnoxious. I would like that at all. Well, you know, you gotta you gotta send them the hint in some way, because, like another caller said, I mean, we have lives too, and who the hell needs soap at I know, but that's the same as like at the end of a wedding and you're dancing and they play Last Dance by Donna Summer, You're like, really, I guess it's time to go home. I guess it to him somehow. So what better way and more cheerful way than to sing a song like that? Well, thank you very much for checking in, Ali, have a great one, Thanks for listening to I love you guys, Thank you, thank you. Great Tea, sir, Are you ready to go? I certainly, and also have Danielle Let's dud Okay, okay, coming up. Great Tea has a new segment called on This Day in History and what made you think of it? Well, because Uncle Johnny turned seventy five today is his birthday. We're talking about everything going on years ago. Yeah, so I wanted to really look up, like what really happened on today? But years ago? And I went as far back as eighteen sixty one. God, so come up. Coming up in a few moments a new segment called historic Things. It happened today in history? Happened today in history on the way, very interesting, we'll learn together with great teeth the front, right, what do you have going on? So Georgia Amal Cloney are sleeping in separate beds, but it's now what do you think it's because she's in her third trimester of pregnancy and a sore says, he snores like a monster, especially after a few tequila's and she's up virtually every hour needing to use the bathroom. And this is probably going on in more households than you think, especially when you're pregnant, because you're very uncomfortable and you're like, maybe hellong, don't touch me. Amazing news for Michael Bublet and his family. His son Noah is winning his battle with cancer, and Michael's wife says, thank god my son as well. His recovery is a long process. As you all know, he has to continue with checkups, but we are very happy. And his wife also says her faith in God's miracle has helped them through this difficult time. So so, so so happy for them. David Letterman's mom, you guys, remember Dorothy. She has passed away. She was nine years old. Maybe he had her on the show. He sent her to the Olympics all the time with remember guess what apple pie or what kind of pie she was making? He used to play that game. She was so cute. And she died the day before his birthday. Because today is Dave's birthday, so our best goes out to them. The show Friends is being turned into an off Broadway musical, will be open this fall at the Triad Theater in New York, and our very own Scary will be auditioning for the role of David Swimmer Ross in the show. I can't wait to see what happens if you get to the hair. And I love this. This shows that, yes, it can last in Hollywood. I'm talking about the L word, the love word. Hugh Jackman and his wife, they're celebrating their twenty one anniversary together. So it's so nice because Theywood. They live in New York. That's probably why. And you never read about them. Like Hugh Jackman is not in the tabloids every day for being drunk and passed out in a bar somewhere. He lives a normal life. They're both people, they really are. Empire is on tonight's Survivor Criminal Minds Beyond Borders Designated Survivor and next hour we are going to talk about Chelsea hand Learn. You want a data you might be able to what's hot right now in Elvis duran dot Com. Here's web girl Kathleen. 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I learned a lot though, Like, I really learned a lot when I go on the Internet and I started, you know, figuring out what happened. So if you start way back my oldest date that I had that happened today in his story, start your bit started. Officially, I have a new a new segment for the morning show, Ladies and gentlemen, I greg t have a new segment for the Elvis Durrand Morning Show, and it is called it happened today in history. I like the music you've chosen like that. So if you go way back, my oldest date that I figured out was eighteen sixty one, and on eighteen sixty one today, the bloodiest four years in American history started. You know what that was? The Civil War began today. Yeah, when the Confederate started bombarding Fort Sumter. It was unbelievable. So what is it? Sumter something I said, I didn't even know Sumter some there, Sumter fort Sumter, Froggy, did you Sumter? Never Sumptering and I don't even know her. Okay, you're saying, on this day in history in eighteen sixty one, it was the first day of the Civil War. You think about that, The Civil War began as huge brother against brother Elvis. Yeah, no, no, that that was a very sad time, did you know. I mean, And it's baseball season, so just start throwing another thing out there. Eighteen seventy seven, the catcher's mask was first was first introduced in a baseball game, the catcher's mask. I want to know the story behind why they had introduced a catcher's mask. Okay, you have to say in your segment, on this day in on this day in history, on this in the year, give the year. Okay, gotcha, on this day in history, on this day, Okay, gotcha? On this day. In nineteen Franklin d Roosevelt. He died, and Harry asked Truman, he became his successor? Was Harry it's not, Harry, asked Trueman. I said what I said, It's harry S. That's what I said, he said, Harry asked, true. Just this day in history in nineteen Franklin D. Roosevelt he died, and Harry S. Truman became the president. Okay, all right, I said, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Colin, he died. He did, he did, he did. This is a heavy day in history. It really is. Albums, I'm not kidding you. Did you also know that on this date in history, nineteen fifty four, Bill Haley in the comments, they recorded rock around the Clock. They say that that song started a revolution in rock music. How about that? There you go? How about that? On this date in nineteen one, the Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, he was the first person to orbit the Earth. Excellent, how about that? How about that? I think we have a new name for the bit. It's called how about that? Well? Okay, fine, all right, Well, on this date in Lisa Bonet she filed for divorce with Lenny Kravitz. She filed for divorce. How about how about that? I mean, I mean, that's an interesting story. I don't find that like newsworthy. Well, not only is a National grilled Cheese day, but if you love to go eat Chinese food. Today is liquor Rice Day, which is very cool. What who's rice? What? What if? I think it's a type of rice, liquor rice? Are you mean licorice? No? Jay keeps on telling me. I said, no, spell it? What spell? Spell? What was good? Spell? L I se oh r? It's licorice? Just why I just keeps that's why he keeps stealing liquorice. I don't understand why it's but I love how you say. You claim it's a Chinese holiday. Okay, okay, everyone, everyone, everyone, Okay, it's licorice. I'm so sorry. Okay, I was okay, no, no, no, don't apologize. I'm not gonna order it today. I was gonna say, how did you think was spelled licorice? Would be? L I c kay r I s h okay, okay, well whatever. My favorite is that Jay keeps telling him and he's like, no, Jake, are just a couple more you have some time? So it's National National Liquorice Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, licorice Day. What does it have to do with the Chinese? Well, no, I thought I didn't know that's how you said liquorice or how you spell. Okay, right, let's move on. Okay, what else you have? Well, okay, so here you just um in two thousand nine, did you know that today was Easter Sunday? How about that? Yeah? It changes every year, don't you know? Uncle Johnny, I think that was an Easter Sunday. He was born on this date. Well, listen to this one in Today We Are the World was the number one song? How about that from USA for Africa? That was in how about that? About that? In two thousand twelve the number one movie was The Hunger Games? And how about that? How about that? So that's just a little look back at what went on today in history. And remember you can't spell history with that t That's right, because I'm break tea um every one every once in a while, and is going on in the studio. Danielle will just slide her eyes towards me and look at me, and then we both burst out laughing, and that's all that happen. Just did you know that? Than April two? It was a Saturday. There's more to stop him? Now, I'm just saying a rice, thank you, great, no problem, It's pretty cool. Always nice to have you stopped by, I know, you love to try new foods, Elvis and new recipes. I would like you to make liquor right, make it with some bourbon, little rice, Happy party, Johnny. There you go, turn that off. What do you what's trending? Damn it to hell? Oh no, no, oh no, what's trending? What is trending? I'll tell you right now? Alright, okay? Do you guys have a green thumb? Are you good at gardening or planting? Yeah? Means well that's the thing. My plants don't have the will to live. I blame it on them. This is amazing. This is an herb garden or a flower garden that you can grow in Mason jars, and when you buy it from the website, it's all set up for you. The seeds are there. The way they do it is like a hydroponic garden, so it just sucks up water and it waters just the right amount. You can't screw it up. It's so beautiful. There's so pretty different colors, like they're really really start growing those. You should so go to Elvis duran dot com. Keyword trending Tomato chandeliers they hang upside down. Yeah, there's tomatoes hanging from the ceiling. I was where they're gonna fall out. Whuldn't you love a tomato chandelier? That sounds dirty? How can you work? Well? I was up all night getting a tomato chandelier walking funny today? What else is trending other than the beautiful Mason jar hydroponic gardens? Okay, so a couple of weeks ago, Danielle came in and what is it, really, Nates, what do you have over there? Some you're coughingdent something right? Well, now we get start over. So a couple of weeks ago and Y'elle came in and she was wearing these hair extensions that took her literally two seconds to put in. They're called secret extensions. They were beautiful, they were gorgeous. They basically are long hair extensions that sit on like a plastic headband and they go right on your head. They sound like they would look really fake, but they don't. They actually blend into your hair perfectly. Um now fullest closure their synthetic hair, so they don't curl as well as bright hair. Yeah, but if you're looking for like extra fuller hair or longer hair for an updo or to put into a braid or whatever. Try secret extensions. Go to Elvis durand dot com keyword trending. And by the way, if there's anything I've mentioned in the past that you're trying to remember what it was, it's all listed at Elvis durand dot com keyword trending, all the way back to the beginning. Very remind everyone who is performing happy in the background on your trending segment. I like to do this from time to time. Yes, it is a group called Simply Three. They're really fabulous. They do a lot of these pop covers um with like string pots. I'm happy. So maybe tomorrow we can get into the fact that uh Nate believes this place where we work sucks and I'll tell you why, because he can't find a spoon. You know a lot of people out there are dealing with discrimination at work and harassment. He thinks this place really sucks because he can't find a spoon. He really thinks this places suck. And seriously, that would have made my day. But no, all I needed was a spoon and we're out of spoons. All we have is forks and knives. What do you need a plastic knife for around this place? Everybody uses spoons for everything. All I wanted was a spoon to make my day better. Don't have any freaking spoon. We have like two two drawers of knives. I'm kind of with you because I had to eat my overnight oats with a fork. Today. But wait a minute, hold on, hold on, Since when did the workplace become responsible for giving you cutlery as we occasionally have spoons, So why don't we have spoons all the time? What the difficult is it to have spoon? It's not it's not their responsibility to give it started it in the first place. If they didn't give me a spoon to begin with, that wouldn't expect the spoon. Couldn't you bring a spoon from home? Yeah? That's probably no one else In the first stall of the women's bathroom. That toilet just doesn't flush, Okay, that that that's their fault. That's like you have to you. First of all, you have to flush it once so it knows you're expecting something from it. Then you have to flush it again in a perfectly angle, yank it up. You have to wake up the toilet to get up. I'm gonna flush you and you just stare at it. Okay, Well, the spoon thing I've got to disagree with. I mean, they're nice enough to supply toilet paper. No, but if you needed a spoon and you think it goes right through it, yeah, if you were making cereal and you needed a spoon and there was no spoon when there's normally spoons, you'd be as as I am. Right now. You're right about the toilet paper here is so thick in Danielle's finger goes up my butt. Wow, I saw that, glad. I don't have nails. Oh you have nails anyway, So expecting them the iHeart Media Corporation to give you a spoon. I just I think you're expecting you. You're expecting to the point where tell me where the spoons are. I'll go get him myself and I'll make sure every place that needs spoons has spoons. They should just bring sports combined combined. The chat would be good. I love a good sport. All right, the phone tap is coming up next. We'll learn this out, don't you worry? Has feeling Elvis drand in the Morning Show, Julia was beginning a new life with her new man, but when his ex discovers their engaged she decides to sabotage their relationship. Unforgettable as a psychological thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, starring Katherine Heigel and Rosario Dawson, ratedar in Theaters Backs Day, Elvis, Elvis Durant, The Elvis Durant Phone Tap Danielle, Yes, you've been a bad girl? Yes I have, and it comes out in the form of a phone tap. Yes, what do you have today? So Dina wants to get her mom. Dana works for a fast food chain and her mom takes this job very seriously because a friend got it for her. She hasn't want to and her daughter to mess it up. So she wants me to call her mom and tell her mom that she's been giving free food to her friends. All right, here we go, Let's see what happens on today's phone tap. Hello Mom, Yeah, um, I got in trouble at work. What do you mean you've got in trouble? What happens? I was getting food to my friends and she caught me on the video camera. You were whoa you were giving food like free food you were giving We look each other up. We're friends. Everybody does it. We've never had a problem with the task. What's your sad? What is your thinking? I can get food to my friends. It's like if everybody does it, it's not well. You don't have to stay to stop and listen to yourself. We'll just say that's how they make their money for adopting high school getting away make any food they're Cheeseburgers are like thirteen cents to make or something. Listening to you, I don't care if it's two cents, it's not your two cents. What you think doesn't walk you think he gives away free cheeses when his buddy Walt walks in, what's the cheeseburger? Joe and stought you that job? What am I gonna say to joean Oh, that's right, my daughter went down there and started giving away free food real night. Can say that my friends are hungry and they need some food, then chim to go damn grocery store if they're hungry. And let me tell you something right now, you cursonally, one word, damn time, hold on, hold on. The man just coming into the room. I'm not paying a penny. Excuse me, what did you to say? You can fire me. I don't want this job anymore. Your damn mouth. My mom wants to talk to you. This is Margaret. Hi, Margaret. You know I'm just sitting here listening to everything that's going on. I am profusely embarrassed by my daughter's behavior. Do you know how long she's been stealing from us? The first thing I have on record here was a small French fry back in June. She gave to one of her girlfriends a small French fry. That's not true, that's what's true. Hi, Ignore her and tell me what we can do, because this is what I want you chief bastards right. Hello, Hello, I'm so sorry. I don't need to be swearing. I'm I raised my children to be honest and not taking this is very, very upsetting to me. You have to understand that my husband and I don't believe in this way. We don't. Hey, I understand what I'm really I'm just trying to explain to you away if she will stop interrupting me. She gave away a pancake, breakfast, sausage, bacon, and scrambled eggs. Oh my gosh, I know I was really hungry that day when my husband and I get a hold to her. Tonight you won't see a different person and this will never happen again. Dan, And your mom wants me to give you a second chance. No, no, I don't want to work here anymore. Her on the phone, Okay, hold on day night. Your mom wants you again. You tell us my mom thinks it's a good idea if I just go home. When we talk about do you mean? You better say that right now? So I don't want to work here anymore. This place is war ball. It's okay. There's no way you're getting a second chance now. So you can just leave your hat and you can what do you think you're trying this whole time? Enough? I want to when you come home, while my words, you were going to regret this, I'm walking on I'm not walking to my car. My car. Okay, enjoy your car for the last time. Smell it, Enjoy it because it's going to be the last time you're driving it. Get used to it. Do you understand me? Yeah? I can hear you. You're screaming. You're screaming in my ears, but you don't think because you're seventeen and her brains, that's Why no, she doesn't. She's just phone tapping you. What are you talking about? This is Danielle Narrow from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapping. Yeah, she still has her job. She didn't give free food to her friends job. Phone tap? Have an idea for a phone tab? Go to Elvis duran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want to do. This phone tab was prerecorded with permission granted by all of our two space Elvis Durant on Elstran in the Morning Show. Hey, we're about to get into the Danielle Report. You gotta catch up on Feud, Danielle, I know I'm two episodes behind. Is driving me. Last night's was unbelievable, so awesome, What a fantastic series. The next series of Feud, of course, this one is about Joan Crawford and Betty Davis. The next one will be Prince Charles and Princess Diana. I think this one's almost done, isn't it. I don't know. It's one of those shows that I'm already sad knowing it's going to Apparently there's more episodes of the Princess Diana one than of this one. Okay, good, okay. What other famous feuds in history would be kind of fun for this? Aren't they doing? They're doing another season? Are they doing Princess Die? I just said that, But beyond that, I'm wondering if they have any plan beyond that. You know what, while Daniels doing her research, let's do a little google. Google, Google Google. Jerry Lewis and Dean mard j they barely said they're going to do it. Yeah, what would what would be some great feuds Diesel in the Rock, the hat Fields and the McCoys do it. That would be a good one, all right, The Romeo and Juliette family, Joseph Stalin and Leon Trotsky. There you go. There's a few other second things. What Elvis and Danza Tonza, Oh, the big Elvis Durant Tony Danza, the Elvis Duran uh Ran carry feud. There's also the feud I had with Martha Stewart. Oh my god, I've had, now that I think about it, a lot of fun. Take his sunglasses off. Yeah, they're gonna do a special series about the big fight between Elvis Duran and Tyle Cruise no longer a mini series. It is a full length series. Well that's a micro series of Tyler Cruise. Now where is he now? Does he still do music? Because it's not on on our station? You know? Yeah? What happened there? He was toting the luggage of the Hyatt last time I saw. That's not right. Let's getting into the Danielle Report. Danielle. So, today's a sad day for David Letterman and for a lot of fans of his because his mom, Dorothy has passed away. She was five years old. You guys remember Dorothy. She was always on his show. Um, she went to the Olympics to cover the Norway Olympics in ninety four. That's how it all started. He used to guess, like what pie she was making? It was so cute. And she passed the day before his birthday. Because today is David Letterman's birthday. So best goes out to him. Friends being turned into an off Broadway musical, and we're so excited because our Scary Jones is up for the lead of Ross the David Show. To see what happens when he auditions. Good luck, Scary Chelsea Handler is on is on Tinder and all those other apps because she says, I like to hook up, so who knows you might get the swipe left on Chelsea Heather, would you, hey, Nate, would you swipe? It's a swipe right swipe is yes and left his nor is old enough for you. She handler old enough for you today side alright, this is cool news. Michael Boublat's son Noah is winning his battle with cancer. Michael's wife says, thank God my son as well. His recovery is a long process. As you all know. He is continuing with checkups, but we are very happy. And she says, so many fans always come up to them and say we're thinking about you, we're praying for Noah, and we got your back. And then she said that so helps along with her faith in God. I love the happy story. Thank you, Danielle. This is Elis Drain in the Morning Show.