Today, we stock up on cookies, relive awkward imaginary friends, and ask the big question—why are you single? Plus, Nate squishes some balls, Scotty gets a sketchy massage, and we open the vault on class action lawsuits and safe deposit box secrets.

Today, we stock up on cookies, relive awkward imaginary friends, and ask the big question&mdash;why are you single? Plus, Nate squishes some balls, Scotty gets a sketchy massage, and we open the vault on class action lawsuits and safe deposit box secrets.

From our First Caller of the Day to Danielle’s last Entertainment Report, listen to the entirety of each day's Elvis Duran and the Morning Show from start to finish without having to set your alarm!

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FULL SHOW: The Day We Bought Cookies and Squished Balls

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We’re breaking down why we’re still single, hearing wild listener stories, and debating tourists in Florida — plus a chaotic Easter ham situation. Bobby Flay stops by for a full interview, and we also talk to John Stessel about what’s really going on behind the headlines.

FULL SHOW: The Day We Questioned Why We’re Single

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Gandhi celebrates the $80 billion metaverse flop as a win for humanity, Skeery scrambles after his Easter hosting plans fall apart without a dining table, Sam refuses to give up her ultra-competitive childhood Easter egg hunt (even while pregnant), Danielle clings to the belief her childhood chicken “went to a farm,” Nate ruins eggs forever by explaining what a cloaca is, and Scotty B nervously prepares for his very first church service—with absolutely no idea what to expect.

Gandhi celebrates the $80 billion metaverse flop as a win for humanity, Skeery scrambles after his Easter hosting plans fall apart without a dining table, Sam refuses to give up her ultra-competitive childhood Easter egg hunt (even while pregnant), Danielle clings to the belief her childhood chicken &ldquo;went to a farm,&rdquo; Nate ruins eggs forever by explaining what a cloaca is, and Scotty B nervously prepares for his very first church service&mdash;with absolutely no idea what to expect.

Around the Room: Scotty B’s First Trip to Church

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Here are your daily horoscopes for April 3rd, 2026.

Here are your daily horoscopes for April 3rd, 2026.

Daily Horoscopes: April 3rd, 2026

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FULL SHOW: The Day We Bought Cookies and Squished Balls

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