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Hey, little lady. I loved it. I enjoy it. I listened to you guys like every single day, heyls every morning. I guess people do listen to our show. Millions of the Monster were profoctional abiography. Could most listen to our good friend Elvis Duran, Duran, I want to be more perfect? Most listen to you. Most listen to morning show of the modern era, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Is it really? This is the most listen to morning show in the modern era? Oh my god, secrets, we have so much to sell them right, Well, welcome to the day. It is Thursday, March nine. Our buddy Darren Chris is coming in today, but he's coming in with his brothers Charles that they had this new projects at work on and they're going to spring it on us. You're performing for us later. We got that going on for us. We have one day to the weekend. We got that going for us. Hi, Danielle, Hi, they're scary. Hi, Hi Froggy, Good morning. Hello there. Bethany was scary and Greg t remind me it was twenty years ago that Notorious b I G lost his life. I remember we did the show that morning. That was a sad morning. So we thought we'd started the show out with a little notorious b I G. Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teacher that told me I'll have my mouth and nothing. It's all the people and lived above the buildings that I was hustling fun they called the police on when I was just trying to make some money and speed my daughter. That's all my people's in the struggle and saying four years old in Los Angeles, California, I do remember that morning we did the show, and they don't know not r birthdays were the worst days every ship champagne with our days. There you go, Well, welcome to the day we got stuffed to do. We'll start with you, Danielle around the room. What's on your mind? Yesterday at this time we were talking about how my son accidentally poked me in the eye, and you suggest that I go to the eye doctor. I'm very glad that I did, because he did scratch the cornea a little bit. But I'm supposed to be putting eye drops in my eye four times a day. Asked me where those eye drops are right now at home on the counter. All right, so you're taking this really seriously. Forgot them? I have to now. Can I put two drops in at once? You know, maybe we just dropped copy in your eye or something. What's up with you? Froggy? You know Elvis? I want to say that Scary when we're out of town and I didn't know where to go eat, I want to thank Scary because Scary will temper his um his recommendation to the person. And he gave me the best chain restaurant to eat at while we were in Los Angeles, And I want the thanks Scary. And Scary is a good friend, and he is a lover of all things food. Which chain restaurant did he send you to? Scary? What was the name of the place he sent us? Musso and Frank said, Frank Sinatra's birth did at least they told us it was? What what's up with you today? Bethany? That's my dad's birthday to the show. But I love you, Daddy. I will call you later today. One of the few phone calls I make every year. And uh, he is the most amazing father. He's one of those men who is very quiet and very um intimidating when you first see him. He's also six four, but he is a total softy teddy bear of a man. So happy birthday, Daddy. I love you four words, I love I love you daddy? Like you? Did you get that last night? Good morning? I'm not I'm ignoring you. By the way, our Brooklyn nets will be paying tribute to uh Notory's PG at their games Sunday night. You like that? Hey? Speaking of Brooklyn. Yes, who's on the phone. It's Brooklyn. Hi, Brooklyn, Welcome to the show. Welcome to the day. What's going on with you? I am just on my way to my job as a nanny. Good? Now, do you work for a cool family? Are the kids cool? Okay, no, no, they're nowhere near cool. So on your way to work. Good for you? And are you already looking forward to the weekend? Oh? I am big plans? Um. Well, this weekend is actually my one year anniversary with my husband. Do you think he remembers well, I hope so we'll find out. Now, you know, one of those people who puts them to the test, You don't say anything about it, just to see if they say something. Do you, I mean, are you one of those people? Or do you remind him just in case he forgot. Oh no, of course not. It's kind of something that we talked about all the time. Okay, good, you got to keep it in the dialog. Yeah. He's actually from New Zealand, so it's a pretty big thing to remember. Oy. So, um, have you been to New Zealand? Um? I have not yet, but we're hoping to get there in the next year to go. I've heard New Zealand is amazing, and I bet your guys amazing to look. I have a wonderful, wonderful day at work and have fun on your anniversary. What is your astrological sign? By the way, Aries, she's an Aria. I think we'll have a good day for you. We're gonna send you an Elvis Duran shirt since you're the first caller of the day. Okay, all right, thank you, all right, hold on one second, all right, Daniel, you're up. What are you guys going on? All right? Capricorn, always strive to improve. Try your best not to get involved with conflicts that are unnecessary. Your days in eight Aquarius, try to keep your grounded and steady approach despite anyone trying to challenge it. Stick with the facts, be direct without being too emotional. Your days of seven. Don't listen to what others say. Stay focused and focus on yourself. Take care of your self esteem. Your days in eight all right, Brooklyn and all the areas. Be wise and stay on your own track of plans. This is a good time to work on long term goals. Your days and nine Taurus, stop hiding who you are. Show the world your true colors. Believe in what you can achieve. In your day's attend jem and I. Make choices that are confident that you are confident of. Consult someone you trust when you have any doubt in your decisions. Your days and eight Cancer, keep yourself in the right frame of mind. Find the element of fun. See the difference your days of nine Leo. You're feeling vulnerable and you don't want anyone to see it. Don't worry. Show people who you are rather than who you are not your days of nine, very big changes come in your way. This will put you in a better mood than you have been lately. Here tastes seven Libra. Your mind is sharp and your willingness to work is strong. Use this combination to your full advantage your day's attend Scorpio, You've always been a leader, continue to lead others who aren't as confident as you are in your days of eight and Sagittarius, don't be afraid to be emotional with your loved ones. They're more than happy to help you through your time of need, your days of nine and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes. All right, let's get into it, your headlines. I think we're basically on time for once today. Well, it's really up to you. All right, you can screw this up. I'll try not. No, No, You've got plenty of time. What's going on today? Okay, So, as you know, on Tuesday, Wiki leaks released thousands of documents that they say showed the CIA's tools for hacking into smart technology like phones and TVs. Now, security officials are worried Wiki leaks will publish the actual computer codes. This basically means anybody could use these sophisticated codes that were created by the CIA. That's just what we need. That would make for a fun weekend, wouldn't it. I've got these fun codes, let's see what they do. Let's do something with them. Some of the victims of the Marine Corps nude photo scandal are speaking out at a press conference with lawyer Gloria Allread. Marine Erica Buttner said she first learned her picture was posted online without her consent in She says she notified n c I S and Google in January, but but that nothing was done. Already is demanding that the Head of the Marines, General Robert Benller, meet with the victims make sure everything is being taken care of. General Neller took to Twitter yesterday posting a message of support for the victims. And Kate Middleton is looking for a new personal secretary. Her current secretary is getting married, so the job is up for grabs. You would be in charge of organizing Kate's events, briefing her on her appointments, who shall be meeting with and being around her all the time, and basking in the glow of royalty. I have no idea how to apply for the job, but if you're good enough to be her secretary, you're probably smart enough to figure out how to apply for it. Cool. That'd be great, right. I didn't know that people still use the word secretary. That's how they listed in the job description secretary personal secretary, because I think now they prefer to be called a personal assistant. Secret Secretary secretary. All right, well, thank you very much for the headlines. And I think we're I guess I think we're on time. You guys ready for your Thursday A great day in the morning in the morning show. If you're taking a business trip, you'd be nuts if you didn't use upside dot Com. It's the smart new way to buy travel. Your next trip could get you hundreds of dollars in gift cards to a big on travel. Get a big gift card every trip upside dot com. That's upside dot Com. Phone tap. All right, here's your replay from yesterday. That's what we call it, the yesterday replay. But in one hour we have a brand new phone tap. Scary. Who does today's brand new phone tap today? It belongs to greg te Gregory has a special treat for us. All right, so a great tea the frat boy, let's not forget that's his full name. Great to the frat boy. Phone tap coming up in one hour. Here's your yesterday replay. Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, Daniel, what do you have? All right? So this comes from j He says, people are accusing my mom of throwing her garbage and other people's trash cans. So you need to call her, tell her you're from the neighborhood, and she got busted, and that we don't want her to do it anymore. So we called her, right, and you're doing this one right. I love him when you do this. Here we go Today's Daniel Poeta. Hello, is this Mrs Younger. I need to talk to you about the garbage you've been dumping garbage? You know which garbage? Who's I'm not dumping any garbage, so it's could be someone else. Don't tell I'm stumping. I have my own garbage. Okay, wait a second. You know that you're dumping garbage. You have a wrong number, and you know what it's not you? You sent Mr Feldman to do it. Hello, I did not send anybody to do it, and I did not dump any garbage. I don't know who you are. If you're not gonna saying me your name, whoever gave you my number? If you want to talk to me, you gotta talked with the name. Otherwise I don't talk to you. I live around the block around I know you're around the block. Okay, Okay, So what the hell's with the garbage? What garbage? Hell? What hell? What garbage? You know that you go over and say to Mr Felman, Mr Felman, here's my garbage. Take it over there and dump it at the Wilwe house. Who said that? I know you do it? Who are you to tell me who? I want to meet you first, and then I'll let you know if you're the one that you don't even know you want to see me, let's meet now. I'm gonna come I meet you. I'm not home right now, I'm shopping. If it's not your garbage, it's not of your business. You know how thinks if I call their garbage, that's the person should come and talk to me, not you. Oh you know why I'm calling you because I'm related to them and they don't want to make the phone call because they're embarrassed. They cannot believe somebody's doing this. They can't. Oh my god. And how many times do I see people bringing garbage and garbage guy takes you anyhow, It doesn't matter, that's not your garbage pail, your garbage pails. I would like to know who you offers and Mrs w she has a problem. I always had plenty of Christians and problems. Why do they knock in the back, but I don't bother them? Right? What do you mean you have questions of problem coming now? I'm you're spoiling it. Why are you're spoiling it? She has something to say, she could call me yourself. I don't need anybody stabbing me a knife in back of me. They are Jewish people, and in this neighborhood, if we want something, we talk. We don't need anybody to talk for us. What does our religion have to do with anything? I never but I said religion, I said when we are neighbors. I never said religions said we're Jewish people? What does jowers have to do with anything? You know the name Misha Feldman. Moisha Feldman is a friend of mine, as your friend is a friend of yours. How do you know Mesha Feldman? To begin with? Somebody I know knows him? You know what I want to know? How do you know Moisha Feldman? What's going on with him? No? What's your What are you asking such a question? I don't know you you give him your garbage. Maybe there's a little relationship going on there. Why do you have to know you a police officer. I don't know. I just think it's really weird that you give him your garbage. Friend, How does he get your garbage? I don't give him. You give Feldman your garbage. Don't die? Why don't you bring me the same night that you see that happening? You come back with that garbage, and I want to see your face. What do you want me to do? Stop Feldman and go Moisha, stop give me the garbage. What do you want me to say? Yes, you say, Moista, go back with your garbage from where you came and and then you then you called and you come over here. I want to see who you are. This is like Desperate Housewives. There's something going on with you and r what he's doing after he leaves my house. I'm sorry. I only do things for him, Okay, I do good things for him. Oh do you really? Yeah? I want to go good things for him. I take care of him. So Felmon leaves your house and he just happens to take the trash with him, and you don't notice. I'm putting on my code. I'm going out now because I'm very upset. Am I on your cell phone? Yeah? I'm gonna so you're gonna take me outside on the colt neighbor, hold it, hold it holding I need a coat. I'm cold. Don't take me outside. I'm not interested in you. This is Daniel Mannarrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. You got phone tapped? Go back inside? Something funny? Jay? Are you there? Why do I give you a blood plessure? Easy? Why do you have to make my blood plessure? Go up? I have an idea for a phone tab. Go to tell Dan dot com, click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want to do. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all of ours, Elvis Duran tab on the Morning zero one el Stan in the Morning Show All Right. In food News, Ben and Jerry's has dropped three flavors inspired by your favorite cereals, Ben and Jerry's ice cream. They have frozen flakes, fruit loot, and Cocoa loco. Oh yeah, I love I love food News. Fruit loop would be like fruit loops. I guess fruit loops. You know I love fruit loops and fruity pebbles because those are all natural fruit flavors in there, all natural. My favorite about fruit fruity Pebbles is that you can eat an entire box in one sitting because they condense down so small, they so airy, they're really they're good. So one boxes, one serving size. So I was telling you guys earlier about a restaurant we went to for breakfast. They would pour fruit loops into milk and let it become fruit loop milk or fruity pebbles milk whatever, then take the cereal out. Then they would soak bread in the fruit loop milk and then make French toast out of it. Fruit loop French toast. God's good. That makes me so so hot. Yeah, froggy. I saw something great the other day on the shelf. It was Girl Scout thin mince cookie cereal. Okay, it was so good because the milk didn't taste like thin mints. When you're done, it's like minty chocolate milk. So what we're seeing here is a trend in everyday foods being turned into cereal. Yeah. I would like General Soace chicken crunch, General Sos chicken crunch with raisins. I love cookie crisp is one of my favorites. Do they even have that around? Still? Of course, ask Scotti be Scotty, come here, Scotty. Scotty B is the cereal expert. He's by the way. We're about to get into what would they see if the c I A bugged your house? Alright, just hold on, we have a couple of calls standing mine, so cereal king, Yes, Now, how did you become so interested in the world of cereals? You want to know why? Because they're on sale a lot. To be honest with you, so you love a coupon. I stock up on cereal when I can get it for like fifty cents of box. I buy them all. And we've talked about this before. You go to a grocery store and you walk onto the cereal aisle. It's an entire aisle filled with hundreds and hundreds of different cereals. They keep coming out with more and more. I love it. There's people, I mean, there's so many different ones. Are people buying all of them? I guess? I mean some of them don't last so long, you know, they come out and they're only around for a year or so, but they're delicious. The new ones they put on sale a lot because they want to hook you. Then once you buy the box for cents, then you go back and buy it for four fifty next time. Kellogg just came out with cinnamon frosted flakes see high partial to the cereals that are up on the very top shelf from the seventies with a creepy, dead eyed child looking like creepy looking kid eating his cereal. And you know that kid is now eighty sugar smell. Actually, yeah, it's just like brand what's another old school cereal? Quisp quisp twisp? Why do we white quisp because it's fay quip. Hey. Um, you know that's all this exciting serial action we could be taking part in. And when I get to the checkout line and I'm I've got cheerios that look at me cheerios really, especially when there's so many different kinds of cheerios now, like if you buy boring regular cheerios, come off, but they're boring old cheerios. I like Captain quantch that rips the roof of my mouth. They just came out with very very cheerios. All right, thank you. Just got to be our serial director the c D. All right, we're gonna talk about it, you know, with the CIA in the news and we're hearing more and more from wiki leaks that they can actually look at you no matter where you are, no matter what you're doing, through your TV, through your grandfather clock. We'll think about it. Think of the items that you have in your house that that listen for you to talk to them, Like my phone does the Amazon Echo does it waits for you to talk to you. There's a little of you on that. So if the CIA had a camera in your house, what would they see that would surprise us? All? Hello, Katie, Good morning Katie. If the CIA was watching you, what would they see? The seeding baby squirrels? Feeding baby squirrels. I think that's important for government security. Do you raise them or do they come to you like snow white? Um. I'm a wildlife rehabilitator, so during baby teething we get so many and when they need to be said every three hours, so I'll see them down at the CIA office. We were looking at Katie. It seems that come here, boss, what do you get? What do you think of this? Get a load of this. She's feeding squirrels. Do you think it's some sort of plot to turn them into giants and genetically engineered squirrels to take over the world. That's why I would watching those people. All right, Katie, they're watching you feed those squirrels. Be careful. Okay, thanks for listening. Hi, Dennis, Ah, Hey guys, how are you doing doing? Okay? So, if the CIA was watching you through their top secret cameras, what would they see? They would see nothing. What do you mean they would see all black n whatever. Was two thousand and seven eight when all the laptops started coming out with cameras and the phone. I started blocking them all out and flocking out all the microphones. Hold on, what do you get this Dennist here? He has put electric tape on all of his cameras. Something's going on. I think if they really want to watch you, they find a way to do. They'll find another hole to crime camera. It's very true. But everybody said I was crazy. They're not. They can't tap into those they can't listen. To tell you this, there are sometimes if you check into a hotel, they give you complimentary laptops or complimentary desk top computer. I always put something over the camera. But if you're gonna start putting and holes, what if they started putting cameras you. What if you're a proctologist, put a camera up your your hole. I was just gonna say, remember that last n got the rear end of this one. What's that means? Get properly screen the camera? Yeah? I know, but the camera should be looking and not out. All right, thank you, Dennis. We asked Gregory. You know I've been saying this for a long time. You know they're watching. Everybody's watching. The government is on a seven. They know where we're going, when we're doing it everything. And if they watched my house yesterday, they would have saw me walking around naked, because that's what I did. I legitimately was up and down the stairs completely naked at time to itself, and then I went downstairs to the basement and I was working. That's what I would show me. You've got a camera at great Team's house. He's walking around, He's walking around nick naked. Have you seen a penis that's small? I think I'm like ed TV the original. I think they're watching for a long time. It's a genetically engineered, tiny life micro penis. Do you think designing a tiny penis to hurt people? All right, thank you, let's go talk to Josh, Hello, Josh, the CIA is watching you. What do they see? They're gonna see me the biggest and the most plants out of anyone in the entire neighborhood. Kind of plants? Is this guy smoking? Do you think it turns into like a superpower guy? Why is he eating all those cheetos? Do you grow your own or do you buy it from a person? I can't tell you that, Thank you. I will tell us thank you, Josh. I don't know. I was thinking if they watched me, they would see me talking like shoot dog Mexican makes man. That's all they would see, just singing Disney ballads. It would be very boring to see I see in my apartment hello Bobby, Oh my god, you two. What would the c I A see if they had the camera on in your hartment was my house, It would totally see me talking and sing. Okay, So let's say we're the CIA and you're you, and you do a great job being you. By the way, what would we hear? Go ahead, let me hear it. Oh, come on, Lily, you know that Mommy says you can't have that. You need to go back into the kitchen. Now, come on, now, money and then I eat. Then I'm you know, normally on alone. I'm naked, so I'll seed them. And one of them is very particular, you know, your dogs. And I have to sit on the floor and I have to hand see these freaking dogs and I'm naked. So that's what to see I is gonna see. So here's our message to the CIA. Look all you want, ain't nothing going on. I think it's safe to say most people with pets talk to them in a strange interesting it would see us. I've got to go home today and sing too. Rocky Ruits is one year birthday, Froggy, Froggy, Froggy. What are you gonna sing to Rocky Roo? Let's hear a preview. Happy birthday to Rude, Happy birthday to Rue. Happy Birthday, Rocky Roue, Happy birthday to Rue. And that's what you're gonna see. Today's ce I A man and woman, Daniel, What are they seen at your house? Right last night? They saw us with our bearded dragon out on the couch made we were We have a bear to dragon named Tonka. He was out roaming around the house last night. He's pretty big at this point too. That's what to see how he's going to see. I'll tell you what to see. How he's going to see as straight in eight's house, a very frustrated guy who can't go to the bathroom unless they have a camera in the bathroom. They're not seeing me because that's the only place they've been. What do you call it, travelers? Travelers constipation? It is as it sounds. So you haven't gone to the bathroom. It's been three days, twelve hours, and forty six minutes. Fool since Sunday is just something particularly hard right now? I don't know. I gotta I can't put in my pants. Oh my gosh, you can't. Can we talk about something else? You need? You need an extend extend of button. There are a lot of things you could do, but you were taking drugs. I told you take Senna tea. I told you to go to Child's close and yoga. That will push everything. Now you see typical Bethany going for like the mother Earth formulation. Don't take anything. He needs to put like actual janitor in a drum that he needs to use liquid drain up. You need you need to flush that out. What are you doing? Are you building the empire state building in your colon. Did brand I did you drink one of those bottles of magnesium sulfate? It? You will blast off. You will get left off off your chair. Okay, run to Tribeca Pharmacy across the street, Go get some golf. Go by that Dukie Lacks. What's it called, well, I call it dukie Lack too. I'm gonna give it another six hours and that'll open you up like a spruce goose the end of mine. Elvis will give it to you, and I will not. I will I'm not into but play, all right, I'm not gonna I'm not going to clean you out. Post boy, Josh, can you grab that drop you do? Do a search for rotor router. Really they'll pull Okay, they'll snake you. Alright, alright, let's get into the Danielle Report. All right, but do me a favorite though. When you do feel of movement coming on, let us know and we'll break into whatever we're doing and we'll have live coverage. You wants someone to rub your belly, I've been rubbing it. I've already been rubbing it. I don't want to get close to you. Daniel as well. So we were talking to people in New York about this before, but nationally, Emma Watson, who you know is Bell and Beauty and the Beast, she is doing something really cool with with the book Fairies, where if you don't know what the book book Fairies do, they run around town and they put books in like secret locations for other people to find so that you can read the wonderful books that they are reading. So she did this the other day with a copy of Mom and Me and Mom by Maya Angelou, which came out in two thousand three. She was actually on an escalator and she like put this video of this. She put it there for somebody to pick up and find and read. So it's actually a really cool thing to get involved in and do. It's it's it's it's excite. It's exciting to find a book. I would question it though, I'd be like, should I put this back? Should I take am I stealing? Um? Okay, So I'm not sure how I feel about this. But rumor has it the j Lo and a rod Or dating that they've been dating for a few weeks, and according to People magazine, she's very excited because he's a dad, but she's also being cautious because he is a ladies man. Can Futures music help calm babies? Somebody posted this video of a kid instantly going from crying too happy as soon as they turn on mask off by Future The baby really likes hearing Future Wrap. So we're gonna put the video off for you later on today at Alvis Duran dot com. So make sure you check that out your baby, bring your own baby. Scarlett Johanson says she will never ever comments on her divorce, which is really the right way to do it. You got to give her props for that. Ready. Barbed from Stranger Things has been cast in a new NBC comedy. Shannon Purser, who plays Barbed, will be on a new show called Drama High. It's based on a nonfiction book that revolves around a high school drama department. So many people wanted to see this this girl back, and so she's back. Is she going to wear mom Gan? I don't think so. She's She's in New York right now too. By the way Shannon Purser is doing, I don't know. But if you're listen, if you're listening, Shannon, what's up? You're amazing. I told you yesterday Prince Harry waxed his chest for his girlfriend Will. Apparently his friends are mocking him now because they think it's funny. Tell wait, hold on straight and age leaving the room. Is it time? It's not time your water broken? Like April the giraffe over here, Just let me do my thing. Well, I'm glad. Just in case, you're wearing brown pants today? Did you do that on purpose? The series formare of kicking and screaming over on Fought Tonight, You've got Nashville grazes on Chicago Meds. Scandal is on, Daniel. Yes, I did what you told me to do, And I started watching Feud last night. I watched the first episode. I love it. I know I'm gonna watch that this weekend. I'm gonna start watch that. By the way, Pink and see you. I have a new song out together and I'm hoping to play you a clip next hour. Okay, yeah, excellent. Everyone in their dog is texting in. Uh some medical suggestion for neatest constipation problem. Thank you for your health, Elvis Duran. I'm not into my play in the morning show. What's the best place to have your breakfast? How about a warm croissant. Right now at Burger King, get to Croissan, which breakfast sandwiches for just four dollars a light, flaky Croissan piled high with savory sausage or delicious thick cut smoke bacon only a Burger King price and participation. It's all about the music. Later on, our buddy Darren Chris is going to be here with his brother Chuck. They have a new music project called computer Games, and they're going to perform for us. This is awesome. I didn't know he had a brother, so I'm excited to meet another brother with two first names exactly, Darren Chris and Chuck Chris. Yeah, you're right. What is it with these Chris people? Well, I guess if your last name is Chris, you're all going to have a last name that's a first name. What what's that? What if you had a brother named Chris Chris Chris, Cris, Chris cross remember them that I was a kid anyway, So we have them coming in Darren Chris and Chuck Chris computer Games performing for us about an hour and a half from now. Also today on NBC on the Today Show, My Artists, you need to know these guys are extremely talented. We were at the I Heart Radio Music Summit in Los Angeles several months ago. These five guys just came out on stage and did it with no instruments. It was all a cappella and uh, they're incredible. So I thought I'd bring him over. They're from Liverpool, they're from England, and so I said, let's bring him over. Let's uh, let's make them stars over here. They actually opened up for Biber on some of a lot of his dates over during his European like the tour. So they're gonna be here today NBC during Kathleen Hoda's hour. I'll be there with and listen to this. Listen, take it, take it, take it. Tell me your name to break you off, Break you off, break you, take it, take it off, Take it off. Man its temptations. Oh come and look when fad So that is Mike Lowry. It's not a guy named Mike. It's five guys. The name of the group is Mike Lowry, as in Mike Gphone Lowry, Mike Lowry, the character from Bad Now More Music News Yesterday morning. Um well, twenty three hours ago, Clean bandit was here. They were maybe the best live performance we've ever had, but it caused problems. It was so good. I'll tell you why. No one believed they were alive. People were texting in, why are you lying to us? Why are you towing us they're a live This is obviously a studio recording. No, we checked it. I checked the wires. Yeah, they were totally alive. Is that Jeff? Hey, Jeff came here. Jeff Smith, our engineer, even we made him come in and tell us that they were definitely alive. He'll tell us. Take your time, Jeff, Yeah, if you could just take your time. And by the way, you are partially to thank for making them sound so good because you're Jeff Smith is in charge of hooking up all our musicians to make the show. So why did they sound so great? They they have They're mostly an electronic band, so they come in with tons of equipment, computers, keyboards, and they have it set up in such a way that they can recreate an album like sound live. It's incredible. Yeah, they were here. They were here two hours ahead of time to their their crew to start to set up for that. But to be fair, the guys from Clean Bandit even said, we typically don't sound that great. We try our best here, but I will tell you, even after we played them, people are listening to them while they were here as a guest. People were listening to them on the replay channel, still tweeting out they were. I imagine a live show with them would be absolutely incredible if you were to see them in a big venue. So do you swear that they didn't have any kind of hook up going? There was not a track, There was not a recording. There was They were live yesterday all right. By the way, you're an engineer, is there anyway is there any way you can get straighten eight to poop? He isn't poops. On Sunday we were saying he was eating a brownie and Scotty studio. We should put delkalax or something in it. For what are you eating right now? See, here's a problem. The more raisin brain, you're piling more stuff and it's gonna be violent. What's going to make you go? Its like it's like when my cat Oliver was very constipated. The doctor said stop feeding him. He can only have water until he poops. Maybe it should drink water anyway, Jeff, thank you for making them sound so good. Let me play it for you. You You may have missed this yesterday. I'm gonna play some of or maybe all of uh the song one of the two songs they did. They did Rockabye. They also did rather Be, which is my favorite song. Listen to this. This was live, not from a studio. Doesn't that sound awesome? Okay? That was That was rather Be. Then they did Rockobye, which sounds like a studio song, but it's not. It was done in our crappy living room over here. I can't believe they made it sound like this. So that was from our studio. It's so good. I know. You know. We're trying to get the company to build us a new, brand new studio where we can make the artist sound better. If they hear that, they'll go, no, God, you don't need it. I'm just staying that craphole. My favorite part was during Rockabye Grace from Clean Bandit had like this tiny it looks like a tiny toy piano and she's like ding dinging to r us. Yeah. By the way, straighten Nate. More and more people are texting in some answers to your A lot of these are half cock theories. I'm not gonna try half No, no, no, no no, no, seriously, Uh, they're saying to and your constipation problem. If you had some Sunday you should drink a cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette. Yeah, I know, I mean I might may try that one later on today. The dried apricots one, I don't nate. You've got to stop putting things in like, for example, if you have a room full of people and the problems at the door, as you crowd more people in the back of the room, you're not getting to the problem. You've got to start where the problem is. Well, you say it like that, it makes sense. Take away food from you, Okay, I'll stop beating. It's all gone. It's all gone, you've eaten all. Stop it at the exit. Some fiber it would kind of push one of the little is all you need. But if you have to put that much in there, then there's there's another issue. But my favorite text was eat dried apricots. The gas will push it through. It's like it's gonna not louder than that. I guarantee. If you have one more cup of coffee and then sit in child's pose. I know it sounds like a hippie thing to do, but it pushes everything out. Teach him, come over here, Bethany, show him how to do. Get on the floor with Bethany. How many times have you heard that? Give him a forward, Bethany. And do you have any yoga music, Scory, we need yoga music, all right, Now, get down and child, child, pose all right now, don't don't aim your butt at me. If this thing works, I'm not I don't want to get hit. I don't want I don't need your your crappy shrapnel, your crapnel on your feet and I'll lean your foreheads more. All right, that's child's and relax your stuffack down alright, yeah, make sure your hands are on your ankles. Now, put your head on the floor. Now watch from what happened? Do you feel it coming out? Nothing? Elvis, This texture says to cut up some um nothing fiber pills and snort them. That works, he say, says, you should snort fiber pills. You should cut them up, snorting anything down there. You got to open you up. Now. They tell you to give kids prune juice. What about prune juice? Prune let's try all of them. We're gonna go down the list. We'll start alphabetically. Magnesium sulfate will work. I'm telling you, go get magnesium sulfate. You'll be in the bathroom. Is open? Is it? Pharmacy open? Getting great tea to go? Greg Ta come here, Come here, Gregory. We'll get greg to go. There's a pharmacist in there. Why don't you ask the pharmacist for suggestion? Drink a bottle of vizine. I've heard that works. Walk in there and say to them this, I just need to go to the bathroom. Is that so wrong? Gregory? Can you run over to the pharmacy. He needs the following list of ingredients. Yeah, what's going on? He has magnesium sulfae just because he's still constipated. Yeah, can to something else to him? Maybe if we lay him on his stomach, maybe I can like, you know, squeeze it out him, you know, squeeze. If we were in Hawaii, I would we would apply Loami Loami, the famous digestion massage. Yeah. Yeah, look up Lomi Lomi. Can you look up lom me lo me on YouTube so we can learn how to lot me know me? Yes. Also, someone on Facebook, I'm Sunny on Facebook said go someplace that doesn't have a bathroom. You'll have to go to the bathroom instantly. Do it, Froggy does Just drive to your own house. Listen, what are you doing? I don't need that. Get out of here. No, no, Greg, go next door and get him magnesium. Go get some dukie laxdlas won't work, magnesium soul fate. I'm telling you, would you tell the magnesium soul face? Why don't we ask the farm is this? When we get there? Maybe we can apply a plunger to this? How can we take video of that? What kind of sound with that? Man? I think we've always cutting? Keep your head down, No, no, try it again? Going back open? What about spice, Torito's and taco bell that sounds would work? I don't know. Don't You can't put anything else in there? Yeah, I'm done eating. I don't want to make up. Now they're saying it's magnesium citrate, frate whatever. That's a big difference. Magnesium citrate. That's it. It's clear you could have killed me. What's the stuff that you put on the rag and you put it on women's faces to make them faint? You need ethers floriform on my hold him down. I'm going to apply this plunger to his anergy. Stop making that noise. Magnesium citr not citrate. Sham Maria said, Put butter and prune juice and drink that. But where do you put it? That sounds you know where to put it? Put some butter there. I got a busy day. I can't be doing all this stuff. Oh you know what you should you know what you should get? Why are you beating the furniture excited? Um? Those sugar free gummy bears by Harribo they make people pooh like crazy. Thank you Jennifer for reminding me. Don't remember those pills I used to take called wow, Oh my god, blow it right out of here. You take Wow, and you sit there and all of a sudden, I don't know, you're like, oh my god, And then as it's happening, you actually do say the word wow. Anything with sugar alcohol in it will make you pooh. Let's do shots of fireball. But dis justin what Garrett. Scientists found that this song right here makes you go okay, okay, why is it? Tell us why that is what? Because the music that they use in the technology that they use in the background just gets stuff moving inside. Okay, listen to this could be very dangerous. How's it doing? People are driving in their parts. I don't know if it's I actually feel a little bit of movement in my tummy, little twitch going on. But I've had that before, and it's just you want to go. That's no I want. I'm getting on a plane again tomorrow. I can't be not going for like a week. You need to reason, Nate, be glad you're not a cat. This person says, I'm a veterinary technician, and we sedate the cat and manually remove the feces because not a thank you, thank you, froggy. People are saying, put peppermint essential oil in the toilets in the toilet and it coax it out come on like it's a snake charmer. Snake charmer? Do we have snake charmer music? Scary? No? No, it's not coming out like a cobra. Yes, it probably is. It's more like a rattlesnake. Hold on, here we go. This is the worst show ever. We're just trying to help you. Here we go. He's gonna blow a horn. Comes out the shape of Jim Kurk can help us, Jim Kurk, he's so regular, he hasn't he isn't pood since Sunday. We're trying to come up with ways to get him to go. What Nate hasn't pooed since Sunday? And it's been three days and you're you're the wisest one here. What did heat? What do you do? It's a National Meatball Day we have We have hundreds of meatballs next door. It just got delivered from Ikea and and mashed potatoes to put him to gather with an Alan since since you shared, since you share, you always share your food with us, okay, and we've got enough for everybody. So I just wanted to come by. Thank you. Come on, I kia meatballs. Everybody says, don't pile anymore on there? Can you maybe like speak low into the microphone and get some stuff moving. I don't know if that'll work for him. Might work for you, Bethany, but it doesn't work for him. Alright, We're back to the Saint Charmer. Okay. Anyway, anyway, I don't I really don't know how I'll tell you when it'll hit you when you're walking down the street and you're miles from any public restaurants for a long walk. We're coming over from Ikia Meatball. Thank you. Kia Meatballs used to do the traffic reports about traffic with I can't eat bones, can't Can you do the news over the sound? Yeah? I can. Alright, alright, let's get into the headlines. What does that so? There's this? This is scary. Were really late here? I know it is this noise on YouTube that has two million views and apparently this makes you pooh. It's okay, brown noise, it's the brown right, Okay, let's listen to this and we may have to move headline. That's fine, all right, you haven't even been listening. Hold on, this makes people pooh, turn it up. Give me. I'm not pooing. I'm not either, but let's tingle in a little though. I feel good. It's working. Okay, you're not allowed to go until I do. Hold on, it's still kind of working on me. No, we gotta move on, working on everybody with the constipated guy, I want an orchestra to follow me everywhere I go. Be right back, You'll be right back? Right? Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. If you're taking a business trip. You'd be nuts if you didn't use upside dot Com. It's the smart new you way to buy travel. Your next trip could get you hundreds of dollars in gift cards. To save big on travel, get a big gift card every trip upside dot Com. That's upside dot Com. Elvis, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran phone tap al right into the phone taps great to the frame point Gregory, Gregory right here. I'm so sorry, I really am. I I apologize for what because I'm running around like you're checking out a headman. Too much going on today? I apologize. Actually, there's nothing going on in my life. I'm very busy. Okay, turn off to me, Okay, okay, let's turn off the phone taps. What what is so busy in your life right now? Well, I mean okay, well, I mean there's there's meatballs next door. So that was one here next door eating meatball? Correct that, okay, very busy day already, correct. And then I had some production work that I had to get done real quick, that I needed to get It's too complicated to explain to the audience, but that how to get done. And then you had to collects exactly, set me downstairs, and I was running around to there's too much going on. Okay, you do have the you have the worst life ever. He spent over at the waist breathing in. How how do you like after a long run you put your hands your your hands on your kneecaps and go yeah, okay, you're ready to go. I am ready to tell you about the phone tap. El Elvis Duran Elvis Durant, phone tap. Greg T has the phone tap? What's it all about? Okay? So at first glance with the phone tap, the idea wasn't great. So I massage. Okay, alright, but did you have to do this? You have the massage some things. So I came up with a much better idea to pull this phone tap off. So this is great. I pretend to have already lived in this apartment that these two love birds are now living in. So we call her boyfriend Ryan and we tell him that I need to get in because I left something behind. He obviously doesn't want to let me in the apartment without him being there. So someone's calling your former you're the former tenant exactly, and you're calling the new tenants to write them know that you left something behind and it was so good. This way it was much better. Yeah, okay, we'll start. Let's top it, okay, because we don't know what the first one was, So why do you even have to bring it up? All you have to do now I don't know what was the bed the bad version? Because sometimes you know people calling the go can you be the guy that you I used to date and like, now you want to go back out with me? Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant phone tap. In this phone tap, great t playing the part of the former tenant is calling the new tenants to talk to him about something he left behind in the apartment. Hey, how you doing? Who's this? Who? Who is this? She called me? Uh so, my name is Dave. I'm the guy who used to live in your townhouse. And uh I was talking to your girlfriend Sarah earlier and she won't let me in. But I just need to get into the crawl space above your closet, and I think you know, I I left something there that's pretty valuable to me and I need to go get it. It won't really take long. But first of all, I don't even know who you are. As the second of all, So it was that important, I don't know why you should tored it first place. What's up there is very valuable and when it hits the street, it's going to bring in a lot of money. Because right now you're your girls telling me that I can't get in the house, that I'm not allowed over until i'm there. First of all, Yeah, but I can't wait. You're at work right now and I need to get there, and I got to get my stuff. But if it was that important, I don't know why you just didn't bred in the first place. Well that's technical what you mean by the Well, see what happened right Well, you know, I had to get out of there pretty quick. I didn't have time. I need to make a move sometimes in well, in my line of work, sometimes you gotta get up and go pretty quick. I'm not trying to cause problem here, but I need to go get my stuff. If you're if you go to the house, I'm gonna have for a call the police. Okay, back up, back up, back, And that's what I don't want to do. I don't want to bring the authorities into this at all. I want to walk in. I want to go right to my class that when I'm there, not when you just could. You need to show up right down. That is just not gonna work out. I can easily break a window, I've done it before. You don't think I've crawled into that night. And I can break your face if I see you near my house. Okay, listen, you're making me laugh. Okay, I don't think you're breaking anybody face house. Okay, great, So Sarah, listen, I'm gonna wantcha. He's calling me right now. Should I answer? No? No, no, no, Okay, Okay, we're gonna call him back. You will do the talking. Okay, Hey, I just got a call from this guy. Don't panic. But he's he's he's definitely bizarre. Okay. I mean he says, he says, he's right down the street. I'm alone. What am I supposed to do? Okay? I need you to lock the door. I need you to lock the windows. That's so many new in the house. But Ry, I need you right now here though I have a meeting right now. Okay, I don't want to get to sit here, but I thought, just like leave my job right the fact I can see him climbing up the back deck right now. Um, okay, well just wait. Listen. He's like literally looking through our like things and he's looking right now. He's like motioning for me to come this hill. No, no, could you open the door for me please? Just like you gotta go to a room and off the door. I just need to come in and get my stock. Listen, listen to me. He is on the back deck and he's coming towards the back door. Open that door, please, door. I'm getting at a works all right, So I'll be holding a second. He's gonna go real quick and just ask him what he needs to open the door to door really quick the door. Hi, Ryan, Sarah and myself have just phone tap to you. What this is a joke. Maybe there's no one at the door? Are you kidding? What are you talking about? Ryan? I'm great teasing Stray Morning Show. You just got phone tapped? Are you guys kidding? That was That was crazy? That's a better version. But I should I was dealing with a lot there. I was trying to make it all happen. Let me listen. These phone taps are not easy and I am and I am not good at the phone taps. I'm really not you No, no, no, no no, that that's not true. You're are typically what happened, what happened, don't straight name? Yeah, what happened. There's your microphone over there. What happened, That's what happened. That's what happened. That's what happened. Well, the guys that work and I gotta call the guy. I'm trying to make them to understand that I'm trying to crawl into the house. Okay, all right, you know there's no way to make it seem like that. I gotta do whatever can Okay, it's very difficult to pull a phone tap a lot. I know, no, but you know, thank you, thank you. I love you great. If you if you gotta do what you gotta do to make it happen, I know, I hear. That's cute. You are. You really do know how to do it. You know sometimes I try. It's all about sacrifice. I know that. Dave, Rody and Bethany, let's just let's just move on. If you have an idea for a phone tap, let us know if you want, if you want great team to do your phone tap, make sure you just to find I want great teeth into my phone tap. But no, it's gonna be a circus. Okay, taps every day. Salt Tap was prerecorded permission granted by All on Elvis Stand in the morning show Great Tea, Come to my Blue Apron Commercy. Could you imagine what that's gonna sound like? No? No, no, no, you know what imagine it? Yeah, Every Wednesday, a box arrives at your place like this happens to me every Wednesday. I had happened yesterday. My Blue Apron box opened it up and I've got meals in there. I've got so much stuff ready to go, but they're not prepared yet. They have the ingredients. They're fresh ingredients from regional farmers and producers and just the right amount too. 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That's Blue Apron dot com slash Elvis is Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show. I don't want to beat a dead horse, but people are still coming up with ways we can get straighten A to go to the bathroom. Andrew come here. You know my assistant Andrew went two weeks. Two weeks. Weren't you a little scared that there was a medical problem. Oh yeah, it was the worst pain in my life. Did you to the doctor? Um? No, Actually I just kept My mom was like no, no no, just keep drinking hot water, get prune juice. You really, you know you should trust doctors. How come we are so afraid to go to the doctor. I know it's time consuming, but it could save your life. You could have some sort of blockage like the time when I was a kid, I ate the Barbie shoe. But anyway, you you two weeks holy crap exactly and you finally went Was it like, okay angels? Did you see stars? Yes? I saw stars. You know those stars you see when you pass out the best eyes? Oh my god, I see stars. Well, so do you have any advice? You're the wrong person to go to. I would say prune juice. Try it with ducal X try it. What was the thing that finally through gravity? Yeah? Gravity. You have to do sit ups, sit ups and uh like a hot water or a dulcal axe. If Sean Connery was doing sit ups, you have to do your seann it. Come on doing Nate. Come on, okay, Sean Connery, Sean Connery. I can't do the voice though, come on, name do it? Then don't say that. But along, I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna say don't say that to say anything in the Sean Connry, all right, go play some tennish exactly why you're belligerent until this? Sorry, like my pants don't fit. It's just really look, I'm uncomfortable. What would Sean Connery Staffy hadn't gone to the bathroom in two weeks? Don't move on, thank you. Froggy become obsessed with something else. Drst an episode about this and he used visual aids and he showed you there needs to be a trigger that that flushes the old stuff out. Okay, okay, we hold on, hold on, Hey, Siri called doctor oz. I don't see doctors in your contact. Oh he's not listening under Dr How do we get We gotta call doctors? So you need to trigger? Now? What does that mean? Yeah? Because he showed like two visual aids and then the three different versions of type of constipation in people, and then he had the people re enacted. It was fascinating. They had three women up there with three different constipation problems. So they come in a rainbow of colors. All right, maybe he'll answer. Dr Os knows everything. I'm holding my iPhone up to the microphone. That's why it sounds so good calling doctor Oz. If anyone knows dr he's probably removing a tumor or something. We're gonna like call him about your constallpation. Well, he's not answering. You are calling. Okay, all right, call us Cheryl, Okay, call everyone. We're gonna call yone. Maybe I was still saying you should smoke a cigarette and drink a coffee. That's the point of man. I'm like when my kids were little, they would tell you to ease a thermometer in there, and then maybe that would listen, I have a thermometer in the bag. That okay, So here's the question. If Danielle has a thermometer in the back, would you like a thermometer in the back as long as I'm the only one applying it, Like, it's not to that point, okay, okay, no one's offering to apply. I didn't know if that was the next step in this conversation, not flatter ourselves. My mom says he needs a fleet cinema. I've had those at a party. No, I don't know what kind of parties. Greg Gregory's like talking to me through a soundproof You know these are soundproof rooms. Okay, what in all seriousness there is a company called Fleet and I've used it before. Okay, we know that, and that will help. Okay, thank you. That's all I wanted to say. It could help, It could move on to the Danielle Report. We'll figure this out. That's what I love about this show. We're a family. We're gonna help each other get through this, and we're all going to cheer when it finally works out for you. Buddy, Believe me, this hurts us a lot more than it hurts you. Have no idea. Nick keeps rubbing his stomach like a pregnant woman, like absent mindedly rubbing his stomach. I missed that, by the way, being pregnant. I missed that part of being pregnant, feeling the baby move around and being a rubbing get your pregnant real quick. No thanks, Let's get into the Daniel Report. What are you got going on? Non pregnant Daniel all right? So Ed Shearon announced his summer tour dates. If you haven't seen where he's going to be, he's going to be all over North America. June twenty nine. He kicks it off in Kansas City. October six, he wraps things up in Nashville. So he is going to be busy because you know he's already in like Italy and all over the world doing this stuff. So Pink and Cia have a new song together they didn't with the Norwegian duo called Stargate. It's called Waterfall. It's supposed to drop tomorrow. But here's what it sounds like. Who is very trippy. I like it. It's very chilly, yes, all right. So I'm warning you if you are a Star Wars fan, there may be some spoilers that have squeaked out because some Disney shareholders got to see footage from Star Wars eight and some minor spoilers got out there. So I'm just warning you ahead of time. So Gabaret Sita Bay, who will actually be here with us very soon, as came on the show soon she went in and she got the weight law surgery. So she said she's half the woman she used to be, but she does not want to lose a lot a lot of weight because you know, she is known for the roles that she plays when she's a heavier person, and I think that she doesn't want to be skinny skinny skin that she's happy with. Who just wants to find tune exactly. She's very happy with her ears, so when she comes in here, we'll discuss that with her and America's Got Talent. Do we have a new host? The guy's name is Brandon Michael Smith. You may not know who he is. I do because I watched him with Dimmi Lavado on Sunny with a Chance years ago. But he do a Google firm. He's kind of guy that you'll look and you go, oh, yeah, I've seen him before. His name is Brandon Michael It's m y c h A. L. Smith and he may be taking over for Nick Cannon on America's Scott Talent. Kicking and Squeeze, Kicking and Screaming is on tonight. It's a brand new series premiere on Fox. You've got Nashville Grays, of course Scandal, so it is Shonda Thursday for you. Next hour, we are going to talk about Jennifer Lopez. Does she have a new man in her life? Didn't Brandon Michael Smith just leave the jet for the Giants? Marshall Brandon Marsha Marshall, Brandon Marshall Smith and Michael Michael. Can you pull a picture up in Brandon Michaels and why do the show business people spell their name differently, Like if it's Michael, couldn't be him before? He's that guy. He's a good looking guy, very handsome. All right, let me just state for the record, a lot of people are giving um um former host of American A lot of people are giving Nick Cannon a lot of grief because he just kind of says what's on his mind whatever. I found him the time, the day we had him in here to be a very very great guy. I enjoyed our interview with him. He was very kind, he was very open. He was fun and laid back, and he's a funny guy. But sometimes when you say what's on your mind, it gets you into trouble. But then people just start closing the doors on your face, not not really learning how to forgive you a little bit. If he even needs forgivement, I don't forgiving. I don't think he does. But I think he's a great guy. Forgivement Is that a new word? You need? Forgivement? All right? If we found dr as yet, Cheryl is calling him our friend Cheryl. So right now some jewelry, okay, thank you, okay, So to our restaurant are Darren and Chuck Chris coming up next, got a sound check? Okay, call us zero God. They're talking about the dumbest stuff. Muran in the Morning Show. Are you single? That's okay? Are you dating on matt? If you're single and not dating on Match, then you're really missing out. Search and connect for free today only at Match dot com, slash Elvis. That's m A T C H dot com slash Elvis, Hey little lady. I love it. I enjoy it. I listened to you guys like every single day, Hey Elvis, every morning. I guess people do listen to our show. Millions of the were professional biographone. Most listen to start good friend, Elvis durand I want to be more perfect. Listen to listen to Morning Show of the modern era. We'll send Elvis Duran in the Morning Show Darren, Chris and Chuck Chris together. They have an experiment. They're gonna lay on us. They're performing for us live in about twenty minutes, so I'll hang on. Dr Oz is making a house call hid doctor Oz, Good morning, my friend. Are you Elvis? Well? Good morning, doctor Oz. First of all, I know you're on the Today Show with our buddy ed Sharon the other day and you guys got to hang out. Isn't he the best? Is an angel? And I was most First of all, I loved that he adored you so much, But then when he starts talking about the fact that he was homesick. He loves London. Any is a small tomboy. He's really really it'sus great. You know, you can do a segment with him on your show about what it's like to kind of party hard and abuse your body, but then wake up one day and sort of halfway give up abuse, and you're you can you can actually hear yourself by halfway giving up abuse. Well you know, I know you're only partly or halfway joking, but it's so true. People have the most to share, people who made mistakes and learn from them. That's why I love talking to people who are addicted the stuff, because when they get past it, they have insights about why you can get past that you can actually do it. So the reason we're calling you, I know you're very busy, doctor Oz, but straightenate, Uh came down with something that isn't that a typical it's travelers constipation. He went to l a came back. He hasn't pooed since Sunday, and uh, he's in all sorts of hurt. He's been taken too many fibers pills and eating fiber and he's building an entire condominium in his colon. Got like wicker furniture being made down? What do we do? What's the best way according to your your thoughts? All right, So Nate, let me just be a doctor for a second. So I gotta ask you a couple of questions before jump out an idea. So have you been straining a lot as you go to the bathroom. I'm not straining, but I'm definitely putting some effort into it, all right. And when when you have been having poops over the last week or two, have they been lumpy or hard or they sort of soft and ship since Sunday? And it was a little lumpy. So it's a shape like the letter Q. I'd say, more like an OH with no circle in the middle, broken, broken, broken up. Let me ask you differently. Do you hear the PLoP when it hits the water? Or is this a guiden? These are actually these are legit questions. It's a boy, Go ahead, doctor, I do have a small toilet, but yes, there is a definite sound of like dropping bombs. Okay, all right, and then when you're when you're done, do you feel like you're not quite really done? I haven't felt I haven't felt done since last week, Like I feel like I have to go now, but I'll sit there and nothing will happen. All right. So this is a classic constipation. So you can break it down to a couple of different categories. There there are things you can do that are sort of subtle. And I know I've been listened to you guys, I've been hearing some of the conversation engaging as it is. So some of these ideas actually do work, but you gotta do them gently. And then I'll move down to more aggressive stuff. So I know people mentioned things like fiber and water, but that's the foundation to prevent the constipation. But once you're constipated, it's a little too lately, said to Elvis's point, you start building up a building of poop inside of you. It's not the best way to go. So then you have the more subtle things like the prune and the lemon waters and they're okay, but again they're a little too little, too late oftentimes. So what I like to do is think about it in a couple of ways. First, one are the things that might help you to sort of relax, you'll poop it out better. Um and and one of the things that sort of stimulates you just to push the time a bit more so. On the stimilant side, you've got coffee, which actually does work pretty well. But I find magnesium is better. And you can take magnesium as a sight trade or milk of magnesia. But what I like the most is just take magnesium pills. And but you gotta take a thousand milligrams, I mean more than you normally take. Part of the reason that doctors will tell you to take magnesium and calcium, as calcium binds you up, magnesim makes you go, so they balance each other out. Just take the magnesium with nothing else around it. Uh. Castor oil is a lubricant. It's an old remedy. I know it. I know it's an old remedy. You know, mix it in with some orang juice or something. Just swallow it down, you know, take a couple of teaspoons on an empty stomach. And then we've got to wait a couple of hours, but the oil breaks down, and when it does that, it stimulates your large and your small intestins sort of pushed down. Do you want to get a bit more aggressive. You can use things like sanities, which actually do stimulate your poop. You just do want to use them every single day? Do coax? Have you ever heard of that? Dux calls a dukelex here now dukeilex. You can take from above, but it works better from below. And I'm gonna get to a little. I don't want to do that. I really want You don't have to tell us about it. You don't have to tell the world. Just go do it. But here's what I here's what really works. I know this is going to freak you out just doing in private, but it turns out there we're talking about it publicly. Let let him speak. It's dr ods for God's sake, Okay, go ahead. Doctor. So in the hospital when people are you know, they've had surgeries, they couldn't get up for a a couple of days, you're getting narcotics to get constipated. It's what we often do is a digital extraction, which means we put our fingers totally understand and I offered off the air to help, and Nate was like really excited about it. If it comes to a digital extraction, isn't that something maybe a doctor should should do. Yeah, I don't want to do the extraction yet, and it's very kind of all your co host offer to help. I think all you need to do is put you put your put your finger down there. What about a fleet enema? Yeah, people keep saying enemas. I'm gonna get that because this isn't really important. I'm serious. You put a little lubricate in your finger and stimulate the area. This this works for babies. You don't work for a Yeah, but if you're figure in there with a little lubricate, just stimulated, don't stick it all the way. That's the last resort. That's like the last Actually, don't bite your fingernails after. Just send a text saying eat slim jims. Yeah that's that. They can put them jumps up from below. Baby. But then it's funny. Go ahead, isn't funny? So you just just lubricated a live with your fingers stimulated, your body will reflectively like babies do want to poop and that don't stimulate direct them to push out. Now if that doesn't work, fleets enemas do work. I just don't like to use them that much because they irritate the intestines, and you know, it's not as comfortable as just stimulating yourself, which often just enimals in general. Fleets are otherwise will again stimulate the lower gut to direct them to squeeze and put what's to get it out of there. And once you get it out of there, then you're ahead of the game that you can prevent it from reforming doctors, and then it all makes all the sense in the world. But question anyone listening who may be going through this or experiencing it, at what point should you be getting medical attention when when it gets uncomfortable. We imagine like Andrew, my assistant went two weeks, no notice too long. I would say just rule of thumb. If you haven't gone for a week, you ought to see somebody. But generally, but even before that, if you're just not feeling comfortable. So I've gotten called it three in the morning by patients who are at heart surgery, right, so you think to be focused on their heart. But the biggest issue is constipation because when you can't go. It stops everything up, like now your brain stops working. So the doctors have so many solutions, so medicine, so many medications believe the constipation. So during common we deal with it all the time. I get excited about it because I think it's such an easy solution. Imagine how imagine the look on nat face when he actually finally poops out that cannonballs And what if he works? You? Not the cannonballs, but filter would you use on that? What if he were to dip like dip a tampon in like milk of magnesia? And then what if he were to do that? Would that works? Classic Elvis reviewers comment, and I say, yeah, what what are the listeners? I wouldn't I wouldn't do that because they camp on will absorb a lot of stuff. You don't need it to absorb, but you can do There are other delivery mechanisms that work better the little Okay, I think we've come up with plenty of ideas, and so once again, doctor Dr Oz is giving you some great advice, but none of it works unless you apply it. So I got castor royal. I'm going to do that this afternoon, and I need to be in your home base. So thank you, doctor Ozz. We love you, and I know that these are not always the most pleasant of conversations, but you know, we gotta take care of Nate he because I gotta be honest, he is very irritable. They just text me personally. I won't circulate it to picture what comes out. Thank you very much, doctor trying to help here. Okay, all all right, Okay, we gotta move on. This was very informative. It is informative, but you know it's a serious thing. It's very serious thing, Nate. It's just not fun to be with. Let's let's get into uh, let's get into sound with Garrett high. Garrett. Hey, I know castor oil very well. Ali was. She was past due date with Hudson and she had to take some castor oil and that thing gets the engines going. So that's I would consider that the last resort. Okay, then let's move on. You got it. That means no more. That means we're done with this conversation, because I know, you knucklehead, someone's gonna go No, we're done. Let's get into sound. Go ahead, Garrett. So this is what happens when you take your kid to work and you work at a TV station. So the weather man was doing a report in Mississippi. In the middle of report, a little kid wanders onto the green screen where the guy was doing the report, and this is what happened. We've got a little bit of interesting things going on right now. Take a look at what's going on right now. You want to point out the weather right now? Yeah, there are farts everywhere and too camp right now, we've got to cloud these guys across central Mrs. He's doing that thing where he smiles, but he really is angry. It goes okay, the weather over here. That was my child. Alright. I know you don't want to talk about this anymore, but this is a dad changing a diaper for the first time. This is the day. I'm surprised we have anyone listening to this show at this point. All right, moving on, So, our friends Sam, who works here at the show, she went to California and Peza Kitchen with her friends. Is their friend's birthday. And normally when you say your friend's birthday, they come out and they sing happy Birthday. You get a cheesy happy birthday song. But this waitress overdid it happy birth. That's California. There you go. That's awesome. It's crazy, is that it? Yes? Oh, there's your sound. There you go. You're a good American. Thank you, Garrett. Today on The Today Show on NBC, I've got another artist. You need to know. Where's the sound? Where did it go? Mike Lowry These five guys from Liverpool, England. When I first heard them, they were all acapella. I'm kind of hoping they go acapella today, but I'm sure they may have music behind them. This is their latest song called Oh Lord. I think they're seeing this today. Listen to a great house. Don't take it, take it off, take it tell me, break you, break you off, Break you off. I'm not afraid. This sounds really good, don't they. That's Mike Lowry sensations on The Today Show The Fourth Hour with Koda and Caffee Lee. Make sure you're listening and watch them. They're really really cool. All right. Into the headline, Hi, bat today having a fun day. I am. It is National meatball Day, so I expect someone listening to have a meatball today for lunch, or maybe meat balls tonight. Meat ball, baby balls. It's a ball of meat. What you going on alright? A federal judge in Hawaii is allowing the state's challenge on President Trump's travel band to move forward. Hearing is set for next Wednesday, That's the day before the President's revised travel band goes into a effect. In a suit file to Hawaii is asking for a temporary stay on the band while the lawsuit moves through the courts. As you know, on Tuesday, Wiki Leaks released thousands of documents that they say showed the CIA's tools for hacking into smart technology like phones and TVs. Now, security officials are concerned that Wiki leaks will publish those actual computer codes. This basically means anybody could use these sophisticated codes. We've been talking about it all morning. Biggie was killed twenty years ago today. He was shot four times while in his car on the corner of Wilshire Boulevard and South Fairfax Avenue. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. And thanks to Froggy for the story. I love it so much. The tool got what he deserved. So a New jerseyman was driving drunk in Key West when he decided he wanted to run over a rooster instead, he ended up crushing his golf cart. Thirty four year old Daniel H. Jones had a blood alcohol level of point to five. Idiot. He aimed for the rooster, flipped the golf cart, ejected himself and his two passengers, and was arrested. The rooster hopped onto the sidewalk and is fine. Good. That's the thing about Key West And you've been a quist. You've been a Key West before, right, Yeah. You go out and you stay out and you drink late, and then you want to sleep in. You can't because there's roosters everywhere and they're everywhere and as soon as the sun comes up and key and that's when you hope the drunk guy on the golf cart rolls through. Yeah. But anyway, I love Key West. Haven't been in a long time. Beautiful there, let's go around the room. We'll start with you, scary. What's on your mind tonight? You ever come to the realization that you've just been had? It happened to me when I was actually reading an article and I found out that the blue strips on the little razor blades, you know, on the razor shaving razors, they don't mean anything. They don't want it. Those are put there and they go away after a couple of shaves because they want you to buy new razors. But the razor is perfectly fine. You could use that razor for a month or two. You've been thank you are consumer alert not know what's up? Daniel. So yesterday I held the door for somebody and they didn't say thank you, And that is one of the most annoying things in the whole entire world because it drives me crazy. Help me. Doesn't drive you crazy, it's crazy. It's just rude because she knew why I held it for her. So if somebody holds the door for you, just be nice, thank you, thank you so much. It just makes the other person feel like they didn't do it for any reason. I want to slam it in your face, and it's going to make them want to do it for other exactly. Just just say thank you. Make the world a better place. Yes, what's up, Bethany? I love going to my gym. If you're somebody who goes to the gym, like you see a lot of people who are super fit and whatever, but like look for the people who aren't super fit. That's where I get my inspiration to keep working out because they're working so hard. There is a guy who goes to my gym who uses a walker. He can barely walk, and he still makes it to the gym multiple times a week. He works on his arms, he works on his core, he as his legs the best he can. That's the guy that I am so impressed by. And that's why I love going to the gym because everyone's they're doing their absolute best. I love hearing that. I've heard some gyms are starting to take the mirrors out. I would love that. Think about all right, So coming up next Darren and Chuck Chris. They have a new project and they're gonna play their music for us next. They're going to try it on us. You be the judge. How fantastic are they? Already know that they're fantastic. Wait till you hear them. We're coming up next his microphone off show. You know how much we love Darren Chris. He's a good friend of the show, and I love him because he's just so talented. I never would tell that to his face because his egos just gets out of control, but he really is a very talented guy. And his brother Chuck. So I met him the other night at the I Heart Radio Music Awards. Sweetheart nothing like Darren is a monster. They're both great, They're both so talented, and so they decided to get together. I mean, they've been playing music with each other since they were kids. They decided to get together and come up with a concept the two of them together, called computer Games. They have an e b ep A debut ep out. It's called Lost Boys Life, Lost Boys Life. Oh hi, Ricky, look at sexy Ricky out there. Ricky's not singing today, but we love him. So I don't know how to describe the sound of computer Games. I want you to listen to it for yourself. It's great, it's fantastic, but it definitely has a description and I can't come up with it. So what we're gonna do. They're gonna perform for us, and then I need people to text in and call us and tell us how to describe their sound. It really is great. And to know that these brothers are working together. I like that too. So when they were kids, I'm sure they hated each other and fighting and beating each other up, but now they do music together rather than fight. They performed again. Sweet music here so computer games, they're performing Force In just a second, Darren and Chuck Chris, hang on, let's get into the Danielle Report. What do you got, Danielle? Alright, So, I'm not sure how I feel about the rumors that j Low is dating a Rod, but apparently it's been going on for a few weeks. According to People magazine. She's excited because he's a dad, but she's being very cautious because he's also a ladies man. Can Future's music help calm babies? Somebody posted the video of a kid instantly going from crying too happy as soon as they turn on mask Off, which is a song by Future. The baby likes hearing Future rap, and we're putting that up for you at Elvis to rand dot com. So take a look. I told you guys yesterday that Prince Harry waxed his chest for his woman, while apparently his friends are mocking him because they don't think it's something that he should have done. Why not you want to keep yourself smooth knowing that the Royals are waxing themselves. This is a little a regular place or does he have someone come to him? I would think someone comes to him. He might you never know. Uh, this is the way to do with Scarlett Johanson says, I'm never at are going to comment on my divorce. Keep it private. Things like that should be. And if you are a fan of Stranger Things, you know who Barb is. Everybody's like, when's Barbe coming back? Well, Barbe the actress has been casting a new NBC comedy. Shannon Purser, who plays Barbes, will be on a new show. It's called Drama High, based on a nonfiction book that revolves around the high school drama department. All right, we've got kicking and Screaming tonight over on Fox. You also have Nashville. Don't forget it is shown to Thursday. You get a little great little scandal, got the Blacklist redemption and training Day and coming up next hour, we're gonna talk about Emma Watson from Beauty and the Beast and what cool things she's been doing. Excellent. All right, let's go to the Living Room Live with Darren and Chuck Chris otherwise known today as Computer Game. Ye, Hi, guys, how are you hello? What's wrong? We may have had a show last night and singing this song in its original key might not be the greatest. How you're setting you're setting us up for failure. I think that's that night shift because we have most listeners. We have the most listeners now, and they get to enjoy your music. Don't sounds like Nate constipated? Right at least it sounds Nate has a Poots in Sunday. So you think you've got troubles. By the way, Darren, this is why we like your brother better because we say hi, and Chuck is like Hi, and you're like, it's so hard, all right, So you're you're you're going to start out with a cover and they're gonna come in and talk to us that we're gonna play. We're gonna play a song if you'r ep okay. So we know them as Darren and Chuck Chris, but we now we know them as computer games games. Here we go. I really wish computer games wrote this song. We didn't Rihanna sings it. Would you stop bitching and moaning? Stop stop the music, stop the music, stop them stop stop stop them stop stop stop stop even in the song you're bitching and moaning. That was that was the that was the sort of like you know the chat. The pattern was the rampart. I thought it was so ramp that part of the thing, it was so negative. Okay, just you'll be positive. Okay, I'll do positive presong pack. Okay, here we welcome to the shart of the song show Biz Baby. Here we go. Here's the positive version. Take to here we go. All right, Okay, how y'all doing this morning? This is me and Chuck Brothers and we're gonna cover real sexy Rihannat song for you this morning on your draft to wark. Yeah, I mean, like, oh what you want from me? And I try to buy pretty? How about the price too? Hi? Yah me like no without falling apart. You can fu me together, sew me. It is whoa you got me? Love you stoff nothing me queer love for me, steff loving me baby even they I'm fish fighting with fight just to get close to you. Can we burn something baby? Run for man just to get it? Tease. Must be love that's got me feeling this way. It beats meet back and too it hurts me so good and I checking enough. Must be love right and it keeps trusting that name. Don't matter what I do. I'm non cook without you when I can't get enough just be love baby, who was so close? But you gotta keep loving me baby that morning radio with a broken voice to keep you gotta keep loving me? Oh you got me like guy, I'm tired of day playing of my name? What do I god a dude to get you? Mean into ma? Baby like you? Don't you stop loving me? Don't quit loving me? Just stop loving me baby. Oh and maybe it's fighting my fire just to can't close. You cant me burn something, baby out of my just to get a chase, must be love away. It beats me back, can't cook but it hurts me so good, and I can't get enough up and it can'ts trust you, but I don't. I'm don't cook, beat out you and I can't get enough up the right excellent? That was excellent. You know, I don't see if they get in here, the start bitching the moment. But they sounded so good, so perfect. Complaining. Yeah, if you could just take your time getting in here, there's the way, too hard on themselves. Yeah, why are you doing that? You guys are excellent. You turn all the microphones. Let's let's talk to Darren and Chuck. That was that was great. Okay, let's let's do a little setup here. So so we had a show last night. Okay, we had our we had our like debut, first time ever playing a show last night. Not my problem, it's all right. You weren't invited. So so so anyway, we got home late last night, I was like, oh crap, we gotta do that thing tomorrow. What's cover we gonna do? So I'm a guy that likes to rehearse a lot, so that's not true. I never do, but um, when I do, I like to show up correct for Elvis Duran and his friends. Hi, guys, you sounded everyone to your brother Chuck Darren. Hi, everybody, this is my brother Chuck, the cooler better half. Yeah. Sure. So when you were kids, did you all, I mean, between the fights and whatever, would you look at each other and say, you know what, one day we should have a band together. Yeah. Absolutely, you promised each other you would do this one day. Yeah. I mean it's sort of been way overdue. So um, I think a lot of people who were waiting for music from me. Um, Chuck and I got together when I was like, okay, I'm gonna put a solo thing out and Chuck and I were writing all these songs, producing all these songs, and I was like, Chuck, this is this is it, this is us, this is the thing we've been waiting for. So here we are. Well, Chuck, you know your brother Darren's been really busy. What have you been doing since he's been out there, you know, doing the Glee and all these other shows. And you know what. Um so I was in a band for a while called Freelance Whales, and um we did we did our thing for a bit, and then we took kind of a hiatus and I had some kids, drug problems, problems, narrative, you know, highs and lows, and then uh, you know, things settled down and we were writing a lot of songs Darren I together and then yeah it also to Convalescent really really natural way, um, because I've always admired Chuck songs, and uh, yeah, it's cool. This is like a total total dream. I'm I'm like trying to think of funny things to say on this show, as I usually do, maybe not funny but really catty mean things, and I got none. We really are justly happening with Darren is that he is the word by the way, we wanted to take this as an opportunity to announce that we're quitting. I'm quitting the band just started. It's been a really Yeah, last night was too much. So what are your expectations for computer games your band? I mean, are do you want to do smokey little clubs for a while, even though smoking it is a legal in club, yes it is. Well, I mean, do you want to do big venues like big auditoriums or stadiums? Where do you want this to go? Well? What's really fun about being we're both independent artists right now. Commuter computer Games is a complete independent situation, and it's a really really, really exciting time to be an indie artist because so much stuff is in sort of our realm of ability. We have so many connections that allow I mean, you've been such a great friend. You guys have been such wonderful family to even have us on the show. So, um, you know, our our expectations are pretty low. Actually, um, we we think that's good. No, it's great because we set the bar petty low for ourselves and we get, you know, pretty surprised if something above that happens. But you know, We're not shooting for anything crazier than that's above our ability. You know, I think I think we should do for a stadium, but like an empty stadium. Yeah, exactly, like, yeah, the empty stadium tour. This is a great idea. Yeah, it's that we only sell like three states. But you know, and what we've known about your your brother Chuck for so many years Darren is just he seems like just an easy going, chill guy and just go whatever happens, happens. If it succeeds, great, If it fails miserably, whatever, we'll get on the horse and right again. That's just the impression I've always had of you, and I think that really is the best way to approach a lot of things in life. You know. Yeah, I mean I already want to tell yourself over a project is success just because we got to do it, exactly if the thing about this is that the fans or lack of who knows when we put this out. We put the CP out yesterday Last Boys Life, which you can find all over the internet. We play computers as the handles for everything. Um, you know, if we'll know very quickly who's listening to it, you know, where they're listening to it, how much you're listening to it, and we can kind of follow accordingly whether it's a you know, another EP or for this as a short tour of full length album. We'll be able to collect that data because we live in the century and these things are possible, So we'll we'll know what the next step is very quickly. But if Ricky is just lying to us and giving us, he's been getting his fake news. So it's so your EP came out yesterday. The cover, the Rihanna cover you just heard, is not on the EP, but we're about to play We're going to play one of your original songs in a second, right, a song that you wrote with our friends from the eleven produced the record. Okay, it's called Every Single Night. We're gonna play that in just a second. But where do you find Is it on iTunes? It's iTunes, Spotify, um, all over the internet? Why is it not on iHeart? Uh yours? And we're sitting here in iar that's why we came here. Come on, guys, hook it up. You think we came here for our health? Like who do we call? We own I heeart, but who do I call to get a song on. I heard how do you guys know this Duran? But he's got he wields some power. Who have to do a song upstairs? And just ask them? We have to go you know a guy that knows a guy. I think we're gonna we're gonna get it on. iHeart that would be do you still have a CD player? We're out in Times Square? Pat, How you like me? Zick? You like like computer games? Okay, so the name of your your collaboration is computer games. So I'm assuming that's growing up in a day and age of playing computer games together. Yeah, brothers, Yeah, Chuck, Yeah, pretty much. I mean we weren't really allowed to play video games. Um, so computer games was kind of like this like like leave it to kids to find easy loophole. Well you didn't say computer games like sim City stuff exactly. But what's cool as we got older, the creativity that we put into to sim City or Oregon trails what we ended up putting into music programming, not you know, logic or our pro tools are able to and those are our computer games now. So the music that we're making is quite literally computer games. Um. And also it's it's kind of a take on the way we all communicate in this day and age, which is via computer games on our phones and our computers. So everything is sort of a computer game. So it's sort of an all encompassing band name. If you're just turning us on, this is Darren Chris and Chuck Chris together. They are computer games. Were I guess we're gonna play one of their new songs in a second. But I just read something on your bio. Arn it freaking me out. Oh no, you are going to play You not know this. You're finding this out in real time. There's a story behind us, and I really I just got kind of scared a little bit. This goes to show you don't do Andrew Cananan was his name. Yeah, okay, so back in wherever year that was, uh, Andrew Canan walked up to Versace and killed him and it was on the run for several days. Now. I had some surgery done, and not on my face, but no, I had no, not that kind of surgery. I had one of those but they put they put a mesh on your thing to hold it in the But no, you know when when you're the thing burst out to your stuff. I was. I had a house out. I had a house out in the Hampton's. I was out there by myself, convalescing with no car and I couldn't move. And they said Andrew Cananon, the murderer Versace. They said, at one point he was spotted in the Hampton's. Yeah, because I was convinced on all the pills I was taking, he was going to break in. He was going to have sex with me and then kill me. Well that's nice, because you know, it's very considerate. So now every time I hear the name Andrew Cananon, I get nervous. And now my friend Darren Chris is playing Andrew Canada. That's the reason to not really trust you, I think. Yeah, our relationships just kind of continually just going down the town. Okay, so talk to me playing and your brother is playing. What's funny is Chuck probably looks a little more like and it just looks like me. I feel like, all all white, half Filipino boys like me and my brother, I'll end up because he was the same thing. He was like half Italian, the same thing. I like, hey, we're all between Darren and his brother Chuck. Chuck looks like the murderer a little bit. I mean, yeah, look at this picture. There is there's Chuck. You put some round glasses on Chuck the chu. How do you get this? Like, do you have to prove to them you would be a good murderer? No, I mean it's sort of in the Ryan Murphy family. Actually, I owe a big dead of gratitude to Rhymers for having faith in me to do this. But it's a great cast. Edgar Amirez is playing versacchi Um. I can't tell you Donna Tella is, but when you find out, it's awesome. Okay, So that's American crime Stories coming out. It will come out in eighteen. It's not who you think it is. But when you when you when you fear who it is, you're gonna be like, oh, it's Lady Gaga. Okay, done, let's move on. It's not, but yes it is. It's not look at me like that. It's seriously not. But it is totally enough. I wish she's a superstar. She's like doing pop stars. She can't, she can't do it. It's Lady Gaga. It's not all right, So okay until until it comes out. So are you guys, I mean, talk to me about your schedule, So I mean we I'll probably start shooting off sometime end of April. I don't know, No, the two of you talking about you well, so what I'm saying is when we do that, So Chuck and I are doing to kind of be um seeing how, you know, what happens in the next couple of weeks before we do that. So we're just gonna be Chuck and I had a lot of writing to do. You guys are such San Francisco boys, Like, we'll just see what's the plan? Do you have like a schedule? Yeah, we just kind of drive from town to town and just play. You know. We just stay with our friend Craig and his ven. You know, he's been really great, just travel. How do you have time to do that with the filming that thing? And then aren't you doing a crossover episode of something? I already did that? Yeah, I did that in Vancouver. In fact, we were mixing this record while I was in Vancouver shooting The Flash, which we should also plug some I'm on the radio, but yeah, on the March one, I'm doing a musical crossover episode of the Flash and Supergirl. I'm also a villain. People are just starting to see through through me to the villainous core that I am. We saw we saw it long ago. Yeah, but so you heard it here first. But I love that you're doing this project because it's different than anything you've ever done. And uh, and I'm sure you're having you guys are having a good time with each other. I mean, Chuck working working with Darren is okay. Yeah, so far, so good. I'm want to play your song as we say goodbye, gonna play your song. I was say, I hope people like it, but what's fun is if they don't really react in the way that we hope they do. Chuck and I still feel like we win because we've we've been wanting to this for so long that it's you know, if this goes nowhere like this is still such a huge tick off the bucket list that we're super happy. It's a it's a project of love. It really come here and we have to come here. We're talking to Elvis, We're playing our song on the radio. Can you believe it now we're at the radio. Chuck, if you are trapped in this relationship and you don't feel safe, give us a sign, really really late. But I have to take this one quick call. Uh, Tamarra, is this you You heard Darren and Chuck Chris computer Games. You do the Arianna cover a few minutes ago? How did that make you feel? You got me like, oh I want to have that? Wow? Did you get a lady bonner? I actually did on driving to work and I like instantly got shivers and just got that feeling. Wow. Well too bad that song isn't you made it your song? That's what this is all about. I liked that you feel that way. Now, Tamara, I want you to go to uh iTunes and buy their EP. It's called Lost Boys Life, Lost Boys Life. Yeah, like I live in that Lost Boys Lost Boys Life. It's available now, it's under computer Games. Will you promise me you'll go buy that? I absolutely will. I love that than Samara Special Feeling at Home? Yes, thank you very much, Tamarra. All right, I'm gonna play your song. Please do. Let's boogie. All right? It's called every single Night, Every single night it's Darren and Chuck Chris computer Games. People say, don't let your emotions can show you? Well? Help can that be without them? That never shouldn't know you when you running with a feeling like this cake at Denny Bit can lose your life, but you better keep My body is close to get what I want to feel. I don't want to see. We can work it out. We wait for me. I got you back. Are you on your feet? We can work it out with your dance with me? Every singing coln coming up. Everything be all right. It's putting out now. I don't care much far complex calculation and I can't be bothered. But you get up as we don't want to feel and I want to see. We can work it out, can work it out. We await for me. You can weep for me. I got you back. All you want to feed. We can work it out with your dance with me. Every saying to night, come in out out fantasy. Everything gonna be all right. It's putting out night and every single out. I have a dreamer at the fine you want to meet the lights sliding out me and Deviy say no time, Oh I did gives me to remind me in the dad of night sliding out bay hoot to you people saying, don't let your emotions control you. What I wanted to figure and want to see everything when you work here, everything but we wait to bay everything that I everything good and we want that bag. Say the night bell, if everything call us. Can I tell you how long I've been trying to call and to say hi to you? Zero listening to you guys every day. Ran in the Morning Show. Hi, this is Alessia Carra with Elvis Ran in the Morning Show. He is OK. I love Alessia Carra. Look how huge she is her Her star is brighter than ever one of our artists. You need to get to know on our segment that we do on NBC's Today Show. Alessia Carra back. No one knewho she was. Now look at her today. We're back for the fourth hour of Today Show. You have the sound? Do these guys sound great? We saw Mike Lowry Acapella mind You at the I Heart Radio Music Summit in Los Angeles several weeks ago, and my friends Diepen and I said, we've got to get them on to Today Show. We've got to get them on. Their music is really really cool. Listen to what they sound like. It's fantastic. From you while I take it, take it off, take it. Tell me your name while I break you off, Break you off, while I break you off. Don't you learn from you? While's take it off? Take it off, take it off? Tell me while I break you Just wait to them, and it's temptations. Oh Lord, I coming. Oh. Look they have other songs they sing too. By the way, this isn't the only one, and I'm sure you figure that out. But every song is so different. The guys are so fresh, and they are so so excited about where they're about to travel on this journey, and I'm so happy we're a part of it. Little little guys, five guys from Liverpool, and now they're here in New York to be on the Today's Show fourth hour today. Make sure you watch on NBC. Now, have you received this? By the way, I'm getting a scam call on my phone like once an hour. If I don't recognize the number, now I don't even pick it up. Well, this one left a voicemail. I want you to hear it. Hold on saying how do you work this thing? Here we go? Here we go six nine three. We request you not to use your computer there other Mac devices before speaking to our circuified technicians for helping support. Press one and if you wish to hang a press too. Yeah, I'm not gonna do either. I'm just gonna hang up. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't need to press too to hang out. That's exactly. That's how they get you exactly somewhere else. If someone knows what this scam is, let me know. I'm not president. Any numbers could be selling I don't know, or they're scamming. If you press too, something happens that means you press too, that means we're gonna send you a new cow. We just sold you a map truck. But I don't know what it means. But I get every day and there's another scam going on. Hello, Hello, are you there? And then you hear another voice say, call American Express. Now this is not a service, and this is at call a business call. So you know, I actually hung up and I called American Express on the on the legit number, and they're like, no, sir, we have no idea why they're calling you. Just ignore them. But when you're when you're getting these every hour, all day long, eventually someone's going to sound someone legit and I don't know what's going to happen. It's scary, no, that that call that you got is on an Apple forum. There are people other people are at Someone just said I'm getting phone calls with the following content and it's the same thing. We request you not use your computer other Mac devices before speaking to our Mac certified technicians. They said, is this legit? And people are saying, no, it's not legit. It's always a scam. People are saying they get a ton of them. I wonder what scam it is, what exactly is it? So? I mean, who went to this these extremes to make this happen. There's something going on someone. My other favorite was hello, Mr, Yes, can you hear me? Yes? I can hear you. Uh, do we have some new information about your PC laptop? I don't use a PC. You're full of crap. Go after yourself. No, he's having called into a record your PC. No, you are full of crap. You're trying to scam me. You need to go to jail. Click. I love it when they're live and you can actually talk to them. I like when the iPhone now how it's like a transcript of what they say in the voicemail, and so many times it gets everything wrong. I got a message the other day from somebody it must have been a wrong number because it's unfortunately, we only have one of the Levi's real Jewish rde brand to give you, so we'll have to build you for just the one. I'm like, I don't remember wondering that, but okay, it's like the weirdest Jewish rye bread, the Jewish rye Bread delicious. But there goes Darren and Chris. Look at Darren Chris. There goes Davin Chris. Dare goes David Chris. Right down, Devin, Chris Lane. I'm gonna start singing this song every time I guess leaves. What's scary. I want to thank you, Elvis, because you provide an entire game changer in my life. The True Caller app. It's on my phone now. Anytime a scam call comes in, it says top spammer with a big red red circle with an expert. You shoot it over the True Caller, and your Apple tell you that other people have reported them too, So block block away. I finally got the call from the recording asking if I could hear this because her headset was all messed up, and so she's like, hello, oh, I'm sorry, can you hear me? And I told her she could blank a blank, she could blank a bag of blank. Yeah, And she was like, would you like to hear more information about blah blah? And I told her again she could blank a blank And I just hoped someone had been recording it because I told her that three separate times. She didn't know what to do. Are you told her what to do? And I'm scary? What is this? How about the scams? Congratulations? You just want to free cruise? How many people though get sucked into this? I bet that's not even a real boat. They're scamming us there too. Hi? Greg, Hey, good morning all this like your one? How are you money? We're doing? What can we do for you? Greg? Regards to your scam About six months ago, I got a phone call like that also, And what they're doing is they're asking, they ask for your information. But what they want to do they want to log into your computer remotely and then they access all your files and they steal all your files that you have on your computer. And you know what, you know what scares me, Greg is there are people who are believing them and trusting these strangers on the phone, and these dirt bags are actually getting through so so as much as we laugh at him, we're all smart enough to know not to play their game. There are people who think it's legit and it's sad so unfortunately. I mean I know that. Like I had an issue happens to be at that time with my computer and my wife was complaining about it, and I was nervous because if they would have called her, she would have thought, oh, this is you know, from Windows or from whoever it is, and she would have logged in and you were lost everything. And there were people out there that are scamped easily, like our friend Stephen Levine. Stephen Levine, would he here he is now, Greg, They'll they'll come up to Stephen Levine on the street and say I lost my wallet and I needed to catch a train back to Philly I need And Stephen gives them money every time to go back to Israel. He said it was a mitzvah. Yeah, he gave the guy eighty dollars. He said his wallet was left in a cab and he had to go back to Israel. Don't do it. Yes, I think they were missing something. And this is a real, real true question here. So if you're listening right now, and you are working for one of these companies that are running these scams, Like you know, you go there every day and this is your job and you're working for your scam real people. I want to know a how do you sleep at night and talk to your own kids and go out to your house knowing that you just spent eight hours at a job where your job is to rip people off and that is what you do for a living and you know that. So the second thing is this tomorrow on topic train. I want to put it out there. If you are legitimately working for a scam company and that's what you do for a living, I want you to call and to be a part of my topic train. I want to know how you deal with yourself. Okay, I think that's a very valid question for your topic train. You complaining about the scammers that are running scams. But you know that you're listening right because this is this is why it's going on, and it starts it's it starts in a little form, and you guys in this room are guilty of it all the time. What you'll say, oh, well, you know, maybe I accidentally took some grapes from from the grocer story didn't pay for them. But you know, but they but they ripped me off every day. They ripped me off every day. They're making plenty of money, they can afford it. Well, okay, multiply that by a hundred. It's still the same logic. People say, well, I get ripped off in life every day. Let me rip off other people and we'll make that. We'll make the score even. Stop ripping people off. Don't steal grapes, scary, no, No, you're the You might as well call old women and take their savings. Harvest cherry. Don't take harmless cherries. Cherries are gateway fruits. Your phone tap is coming up. Hey, what's happening. I'm Jayson. Hey, this is Lady Gaga. Eldest Durant in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Dating can be difficult, so if you're not using Match, you're missing out. Search and connect for free today only at match dot com, slash Elvis, M A T C H dot com, slash Elvis, Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone tap. In this phone tap great te playing. The part of the former tenant is calling the new tenants to talk to him about something he left behind in the apartment. Who hey, how you doing? Who's this? Who? Who is this? She called me? Uh So, my name is Dave. I'm the guy who used to live in your townhouse. And uh I was talking to your girlfriend Sarah earlier and she won't let me in. But I just need to get into the crawl space above your closet, and I think you know I I left something there that's pretty valuable to me and I need to go get it. It won't really take long. But first of all, I don't even know who you are. And second of all, who was that important? I don't know why you should tored it first place. What's up there is very valuable, and when it hits the street, it's going to bring in a lot of money. Because right now you're your girls telling me that I can't get in the house, that I'm not allowed over until i'm there. First of all, yeah, but I can't wait. You're at work right now and I need to get there, and I got to get my stuff. But if it was unimportant, I don't know why I just didn't gred in the first place. Well, that's definitely what do you mean by it the stan. We see what happened right well, you know I had to get out of there pretty quick. I didn't have time. I need to make a move sometimes in well, in my line of work, sometimes you gotta get it and go pretty quick. I'm gonna trying to cause a problem here, but I need to go get my stuff. If you're if you go to the house, I'm gonna have to call the police. Listen, Okay, back up, back up, back up. That's what I don't want to do. I don't want to bring the authorities into this at all. I want to walk in. I want to go right to my class when i'm there, not when you just right down. That is just not gonna work out. I can easily break a window. I've done it before. You don't think I've crawled into that space. And I can break your face as I see you near my house. Okay, listen, you're making me laugh. Okay, I don't think you're breaking anybody's face. Okay, great, So Sarah, listen, I'm gonna want you wait. He's calling you right now. Should I answer? No? No, no, no, okay, okay, we're gonna call him back. You will do the talking. I just got a call from the sky. Don't panic. But he's definitely bizarre. Okay, I mean, he says, he says, he's right down the street. I'm him alone. What am I supposed to do? I need you to lock the door. I need you to lock the windows, so man, anywhere in the house, but ry, I need you right now here. I have a meeting right now. Okay, I don't want to get to sit here, but I thought, just like leave my job right the sacon. I can see him climbing up the back deck right now. Um okay, well just right wait listen, he's like literally looking through our like things and he's looking right now. He's like mosting for me to come to him. No, no, no, he open the door for me, please, just like you got to go to a room and lock the door. I just need to come in and down my stock. Listen, listen to me. He is on the back deck and he's coming towards the back door. Open that door, please the door. I'm getting out a work, all right, so I'll be holding a Second's gonna go real quick and just ask him what he needs. Open the door. You need to do really quick. Door, Hi Ryan, Sarah and myself have just phone tapped you. What this is a joke. There's no one at the door. What are you talking about? Ryan, I'm great, Morning Show. You just got phone tapped? Kidding. Tap was prerecorded permission granted by all of her See Elvis Duran, Felon Tapward on Elvis durand in the Morning Show. What a day. Thank you so much to Darren and Chuck Chris, I'm sorry. Otherwise known as computer games, they were excellent. Let's see what else should I say? Tomorrow Lord is going to be here. Not only do you want to hear Lord's new music, but you want to hear her. She has discovered some great things on her journey. We'll talk to Lord about that tomorrow. Into the Danielle Report. Daniel Well, first of all, Gabaret Sitabe, who will be here very soon to visit us. She just went in and had weight loss surgery last year. Actually she does not want to get too skinny, she says, I hope to God I don't get too skinny. If I could lose enough to be a little chubby, I'll be over the moon. She said, Well, I still be beautiful, she said, probably, We're so happy. She's somebody who is so happy with herself and uh we, I can't wait to talk to her. She's so awesome and everything that she does. If you haven't seen what Emma Watson has been doing, she plays Bell and Beauty and the Beast. She's part of the book Fairies and what they do is to basically go around and leave copies of books different places for people to find and just pick up and you know, read what they love to read. And she just did that with Mom, Me and Mom by Maya Angelou. She actually left that on an escalator. If you get a chance to check out the video of it, it's very very cute. America's got talent needs a new host right because our boy Nick Cannon and seems coming back. Brandon Michael Smith. If you don't know who he is, you gotta google him because you will recognize him. He's one of those guys that you go, oh, yeah, I've seen him and I've seen him in something. I remember him from Sunny with a Chance, when Demmi Lavado was doing that on television years ago. That's where he started. So check that out. And Pink and Sia they're working on a song from nor Norway. It's actually with the Norwegian duo called Stargate. It's called Waterfall. Actually supposed to hit tomorrow, but here's what it sounds like. And our boy Ed Sheeran announced the North American part of his tour. Uh, it will be kicking off June twenty nine in Kansas City and he's wrapping things up October six in Nashville. I know you want to see him. I think everybody wants to see Ed she and and he's everywhere too, so you're probably going to see him right now. I think he's like in Italy or something. He's running all over the damn place. And yesterday we know his International Woman's Day and a lot of people, a lot of celebrities were taking to social to talk about what artists have inspired them, Like Nile from One Direction said that Stevie Nicks was one of his inspirations. And Gwen Stefani's name was thrown out there, Amy Winehouse's name was thrown out there. Of course, Beyonce Dolly pardon her name was thrown out there. So a lot of inspiration found in these amazing women. Uh, let's see what else do I have for you? Oh? If you are a Star Wars fan. I'm just warning you that I heard there are some spoilers from Star Wars eight like around the web. So if you come across something like, click off of it really fast because you don't want to see it exactly. And Scarlett Johanson says, you know what, it's never ever going to come in on her divorce and that's actually the way to do it right, Keep it crivate, Elvis Duran in the Morning Shop