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Elvis is losing his voice, so like the strong soldier he is, he powers through with the help of a hot chili shot! We talk stolen water bottles, wishing diarrhea upon someone, and horrible massage experiences! Plus, Joe Gatto calls from the car to talk his friendship with Benson Boone.

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Even when he's completely hungover, he's full of energy. He's real. I think he's great.

He's got an amazing energy in the morning show.

You look at that. I'm great. I have amazing energy.

Okay, you're awake.

I just wanted you to hear my amazing energy. It is Tuesday, January seventh. I have no voice, but I've got great energy. Hey, guys, welcome to Tuesday. Yes, I'm sorry I haven't such a squeaky voice today. Danielle, good morning, Good morning, Hi Gandhi.

Hey, he's in the house.

Good Yeah, yeah, I got party boy voice. Yeah, here's a problem. There's nothing worse than having party boy voice and you didn't party. Like what happened. I was home by seven thirty last night. Hello, Nate, Scotty b Is, there's Froggy, there's producer Sam I think diamonds in. They're taking your calls at eight hundred two zero, one hundred. Let's see today. Gandhi gets the request, what song do you want to start the show with?

I would like to do something a little different. Can we do Florence in the Machine?

Dog Day's are.

Perfect? Yeah, this is a great song, especially when it kicks in. All right, well, welcome to Tuesday, kids, what a great song wakes Yep, great choice, Thank you, Gandhi. That means Danielle has the choice tomorrow.

Oh god, oh my gosh, I am going to think long and hard about this.

I'm so excited.

Oh God, I'm every morning you now they welcome to Tuesday. Our first caller of the day. Our first caller of the day is Lauren working in the emergency room today. You're an emergency room nurse? Is that true?

I am in Philadelphia. Good morning, morning sho.

Good morning. So last time we had.

I'm gonna like every patient we have right now?

So what is this? I feel fine, I sound like crap. So what do I have? Tell me?

God knows.

Any sort of iris is going around right now? You have one of them. I'm sorry, wait it out.

You'll be okay.

Oh no, not a virus. Oh no no, it can't be viral. Our goal every day is to be viral. But not that way. I don't know if this is not good. So Lauren, other than viruses, what is the number one thing you treat in the emergency room? What do you see the most of.

Honestly, some sort of abdominal pain is probably the number one complaint people come in with.

Yeah, I'm hearing that neural virus is like crazy right now? Is that true?

It is wild right now? Yeah, it's taken out patients and nurses.

Wow. I'm just taking a moment to say thank you to each member of the morning show because we've been talking to you for about a minute and not one person's asked about people coming into the emergency room with things stuck up their butt. Question is so straight, Nate, What do you have for our friend Lauren? Anything good?

Well, we have the Elvisduran apparel line because we love our nurses. You'll stay warm with that hoodie.

Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you for the warning about viruses, because I think I don't think I do I really have a virus? Can I just call it something else?

What would you fall instead?

Maybe bacteria go with virus is the same thing. Wouldn't it be like a virus a bacteria.

I don't want to. I don't want to fungus. All right, Well, thank you, Lauren, you have a great day. Thanks for listening to us. Hold on one second, so I have to do a four hour show sounding like this, Do you really want should we just play music?

You want me to pick all the songs?

I'll go ahead. I'll go ahead and screech through the day. All right, let's get into let's get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi and I bet my voice warms up. I bet you all right, Gandhia, what's going on?

All right?

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is resigning as leader of his party, but he'll remain prime minister until a new leader is chosen. He made the announcement Monday, calling it what's best for the nation. He has served as the country's prime minister since twenty fifteen. His decision comes as he has faced falling poll numbers ahead of a general election that many analysts predict he will lose. His party is anticipated to lose to the opposing party in the general election that is to be held on or before October twentieth. At least six people are dead as this winter storm is wreaking havoc across parts of the country. We know there's been dangerous snow and ice. Most of those deaths were related to traffic issues and bad road conditions. More than a dozen states have felt the impact since Saturday, especially in the central US. The cold weather and snow is expected to hang around certain parts, with the Northeast getting heavy winds for the next few days. Finally, Apple is planning to update its artificial intelligence after complaints about inaccurate news alerts on iPhones. The company said Monday it would work to have the software clarified when notifications are AI generated Summaries. The BBC raise concerns last month after a summary incorrectly told readers that accused healthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangioni had shot himself. So they're not even sure how this stuff is populating. But be careful about your news alerts, double check apparently if they're coming from Apple right now, and those are your three things translation.

Do not believe anything you read or hear.

Ever, never, Yeah, especially not from mine.

Not even Gandhi seriously never maybe me. I'm very credible. It is Tuesday. Are you guys ready for Tuesday? Yeah, let's do it.

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I was distraught yesterday, so I'm not going to use any names.

But a very good friend of ours, she's the director of an incredible organization here in New York City, and she's retiring and we're throwing this huge they're doing a massive, massive dinner and you know whatever and party for her and everything. And so they sent this flyer, the digital flyer out right, and it's great. It talks about how she's you know, she's retiring and this and that. But you'll look at it looks like a memorial. She looks like she died.

Yeah.

The way they worded it.

I was distraught. It says honoring her wishes and good work right till the end. We asked that you continue supporting. Like, what what do you mean? So I texted your husband and I was like, what, I cannot believe this. I'm so sorry, I'm so sad about it. He's like, what are you talking about?

I don't want to use any names, right, but take a look. I mean, whoever designed the flyer, it looks like she's dead.

It says farewell fundraiser, and then it says, come say goodbye.

Don't use that font. That font looks like death.

Faunt everything about it. We're honoring her wishes right up until the end. Like I didn't even know she was sick.

Doesn't say rip, but they meant retires.

Seriously, what retire in peace?

I said, Alex, I need to talk to marketing about this because you had me shook yesterday.

I'm like, oh my god, she's right. It looks like she's dead.

She's not.

She's far from dead. She's very much alive.

I know.

So yeah, you gotta watch you, you know what. You gotta watch your font people. You gotta watch your your graphic design. Oh my gosh, my my voice is like coming and going. It's kind of weird. But you know, you know what, when you get these voices from you know whatever, allergies or colds or whatever, you can do crazy for your voice you can't do otherwise. Like I can talk like this, I've got neck nuts. So I'm like, I want to hold onto this voice. What if I just use this voice for the rest of my career? What do you think, Nate? What do you think?

Well?

I think you're only about what about a month and a half from the super Bowl, And that guy that does the super Bowl stadiums, he's got the biggest neck nuts I have ever heard.

You could totally thrown him, is what they do? Like a date throat. A day before the Super Ball, they said, Okay, who has a virus? To order America? We order America. You'll hear everybody's gonna watch super Bowl.

You're gonna hear that nick nuts guy was he?

I should do some voiceover work. Makes some extra money today since I have boys tonight on ABC? Do they have those still tonight on the Love Boats?

On?

Is it too late for love boat announcers? Let's all right now it's talking for horror Scoop, who I wish it was with the nuts you Elvis.

With Damielle, I don't have that much, that's for sure.

She's got nuts, but not in her.

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Your day's an eight Piss.

Stop being a people please, or do activities for your own happiness, not theirs. Your day is a seven oh Aies.

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Hey, Libra, you're not going to change right away. It takes timekes Patience and consistency is key. Your day's of ten Scorpio.

You might need a good cry. Feeling your pain is the best way to soothe it. Your day is a six. Some of these are dark, I know.

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All of your feelings are valid, Just be careful your expression might come off the wrong way to others.

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Oh my god, So people who know about our friend who's in the flyer who did not die but looks like she's dead, alls are all texted me and like, oh my god, she was such a great gal. She's alive.

Oh my goodness, my god.

All right, Danielle, what are you coming up?

We're gonna talk about Cardi b She is avoiding something right now to stay focused on her album, and the Britney Spears biopic is on the way and Brittany will be heavily involved.

Oh no, no, that's not good.

Might be great, might be even better.

Guys, come on.

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I don't think.

Through I think it sounds awful. Okay, anyway, I feel fine. I just sound like crap. Hey, can we talk about first world problems? We were talking about this during the song earlier, Goda, you were talking about Yeah, a massage problem.

Right, Yes, I got a massage. I haven't gotten one in so long. I was like, oh, my body is so tired, I need massage. I got one and it was amazing, and now my upper back hurt. She really got in.

There, and it's really it's like, you got a massage. Yes, well it's boy, that's smart. Yeah whatever.

I was like, don't even complain about it. You got a massage, Shut up, it hurts, all right.

Let me give you another first world problem, massage problem. I went and had a massage last night, and I've never had such a bad massage in my life. I mean, it was as if this woman has never ever studied or I don't even know how she got a job. They probably yeah, she's probably on the bench like most of your football team.

Yeah exactly.

Anyway, so she started in and I have it was ninety minutes, okay, and so I'm thinking, dear God, how much longer? And what do you do? Do you say? You know what, I've I changed my mind to.

Believe that's the worst show. I have to say. When you're in the middle of it and you want it to be over, You're like, this is not cool.

Well, it was so bad about it.

Was it painful or was she just not getting in there?

It was everything. She did not get in there where she needed to get in there, and she got in there where she shouldn't. Like my calves. Today it feels like someone took a baseball bat and beat my calves.

Geez my gosh, I think you should be allowed to retrust someone else in the middle of it.

In the middle.

Okay, stop stop.

It was a ninety It was a ninety minute massage. It felt like seventeen hours, it really did. It felt like a plane trip to Europe. Another first world problem. Oh yes, Nate, what I switched to men only. I'd had a couple of bad experiences with female massage therapist suits and so only men. Now I feel like you should try that. I mean, I well know you kind of have, but.

Wow, I had the worst.

I had the worst massage I ever had from a guy named Elvis. That was the name of the messous and he has since been fired from this place. Let me tell you something. This guy flipped me around like you all of a sudden, I'm like, flip flip flip. I thrown my body all over them. My arms were flailid I'm like, and after the massage, I went to the front desk and I go, I'm not so sure what I just experienced, but I'm pretty sure that's not what it was supposed to happen. And he was let go not much after that. I think a lot of people complain, did.

He put his dinger on your fhet?

And he did not that I know, he did not think a dinger.

He didn't dong you no, like Gandhi calls it donging. Yes, back to each thing. Only men allowed to massage him. Gandhi seemed a little perturbed over that line. What's wrong, Gandhi?

I mean, I could appreciate you wanting to switch it up, but I don't think that you can blame all the women for giving you a terrible.

Massage on the whole. You kind of want somebody with strong hands.

Yeah, yeah, And.

So it's not a foregone conclusion that the woman doing your massage is going to have very meaty hands.

And pause.

Trust me, if you know they come out and they look like they could play in the NFL, great, I'm all for it, but I kind of want big, strong hands and you're only really gonna get that in a big meaty gun.

Well, unfortunately you've had a bad run of yeah, mons sewers or whatever a woman is whatever. Yeah, I've had my best massages have been from women. Yeah, but I will say this, she was really bad. It took forever. I feel like I'm still there. It's still going on. Hey, talking about the guy Elvis who was massaging you who got fired. This is this is I don't mean to make fun. There is a there's a spa that's kind of famous downtown Manhattan, and there was a guy in there who was getting a little too into women's private areas where I was massaging, and which is awful and I'm not making fun of that at all, may be very clear awful. So he was reported, It actually made the newspaper. He was reported, and he was fired. And this huge, huge amount of women gotten so mad that he was fired because they were going to him like four times a week.

Yeah, yeah for everyone. Yeah, but that happened in my neighborhood. I told you that there was a massage place and all of a sudden it got, you know, shut down because of the same thing. And a lot of my friends go haha, now I know why my husband wanted to go there so often. That made sense.

Now, look, no, wh place has very clear signage we do not do that. I'm like, oh, that indicates maybe you do.

The people who took all from this place, it says keep your underwear on.

No, I think I told you guys this, But my the place I used to go to all the time, they got shut down and they had the sketchiest voicemail as to why. Their reason. Literally just said we're closed for two months because for some reason.

Okay, so broke the underwear rule or something.

Yeah, and Diamond had never gotten a massage, and we went on our off the grid trips she got her first one. She came out and she said, I think I'm dating this woman. I love her so much. I've never been touched so intimately in my life.

Well, look again, I'm not saying that that is permissible or good at all, but it's kind of interesting how people expect different levels of service when it comes to massaging, asked Nate. And he grew up in Eerie, Pennsylvania, where apparently there was a place in town that used to go to all the time. Yeah, well, can I say that, Elvis?

I think you just did well places would get busted for.

Can I say this? They call it? No? Okay?

I think yeah, okay, yes, it happens everywhere.

Danielle. Rather than giving the term who's he on the phone with?

This?

Is he making an appointment? What do you do? All right? Well, we got to get into the Danielle report while you're doing that?

Okay?

What?

Yes? Scary?

What am I the only person who hates massages? I detest them. I don't like massages. I feel weird. I can't relax, and I know that you're supposed to end up relaxing.

But I don't want them. You're not You're not You're not alone. A lot of people don't like massages. What about you, Froggy? Do you like massages?

I do like massages, but I don't want to go to one of those places that rhymes with shack. I don't want to go to one of those places like I always hear and think, oh, there's one of those down the street. I don't want to go there. No, I'm all good. I want to go to a reputable place, is doing a good service. I don't want anything else. No, thank you?

Wait? What what rhymes with shack? Jackshack. Oh, oh my god, is that what they call them?

Yes, there's one down, there's one here in j a X Jack's here, and yes there's it's known to be a jack shack.

You can go there and I've never heard before with someone. Hold on, we gotta tell Nate.

Nate was talking to try to get somebody on the I'm trying to get his name. I can't listen to me.

Yes, Jess is going to have to hold the term from Froggy is a jack shack? We called them weenie wacken joints.

Okay, god, it's such a visual.

Oh my gosh. You know Scotty Bee just booked a trip to frog.

Scotty said he can't get massages because he just lives in fear the whole time that something's gonna happens.

I can't do it, Scotty. Caroline, Scotty, you get to just drive to Eerie. It's waiting for you. Danielle, let's go all right, let's talk about the gift bag for the winners and presenters at the Goals and Globe Awards.

What was it worth? One million dollars twenty eight luxury products and experiences. There was a sixty thousand dollars facelift. In some of these bags you got to too from exclusive vacations. There was one that was like a luxury yacht trip, like going to Indonesia. I mean, it was just ridiculous. These prizes were absolutely insane that they gave them in the gift bags. But we always know that that happened.

The thing is about that, Yeah, people don't use any of it. Maybe nah, the celebrities they don't use.

They pass it.

So can you pass it over to someone else?

I don't know, but that's the thing about those gift things. Yeah, they put the big certificates in there for a yacht for a year, but no one uses it.

I'll take it. So I told you guys yesterday that we thought Zendaya and Tom Holland were engaged, and we found out they are engaged. He supposedly proposed between Christmas and New Year's He got her dad's permission, but he wanted to wait for the right moment. He knew he was going to propose months ago, and they are engaged. They'll congratulations to those two. I don't know if you heard this story, but we're just it happened on Christmas Eve, but we're just hearing about it now. So post Malone stopped by the rail yard in Houston and he gave this bartender a Christmas to remember, she said. Going into work Christmas Eve, I was sad I had to leave my baby girl, she said. But then we met post Malone and she said, he gave me a twenty thousand dollar tip, which she already has planned for. And she said, this is putting her in such an amazing position for her family and everything. And I mean this, we loved post Malone before, but you know, every time you hear a story like this, you just you love them even more. It's amazing. So we've been talking about The Real Housewives of New Jersey and what was going to happen with the show. So yesterday I heard that they actually had cast an entirely new, younger version of the show, and then they put that cast on hold because they weren't exactly sure what they wanted to do and whether or not they wanted to bring back some of the old cast. So right now everything's in limbo still they don't know what they want, so we're waiting to find out. If you're a fan of the show, you know, I know you're waiting to find out if you want Bruno Mars to sing at your wedding, it will cost you five million dollars. And how do we know this? Jennifer Lopez actually explored hiring a top act for her wedding when she was going to marry Alex Rodriguez Ay Rod. They never got married, you guys know that. But the wedding planner, who by the way, never signed an NDA, was talking on the Skinny Confidential podcast about this and said that she wanted Bruno. It was five million dollars, and Jennifer Lopez thought it was absolutely ridiculous and wasn't gonna pay that money to have him there. How crazy do you think maybe.

He asked for that number because it was them.

I guess it could have been could have totally been you. She has the money.

You know.

Director John m Two who gave us Wicked, is working on the Britney Spears biopic, and he says he promises he will do her justice, He will tell her story right, he said, she is going to be very heavily involved in this. Here a lot of ideas, but it is very early, the early stages of development, so we'll keep you posted. All right, what are we watching? You have a lot of cool things, a lot of season premierees, a lot of like things that you might have loved. Actually, there's a couple of things that I think you should check out that maybe you've never even heard of, Like the fourth season premiere of Help I'm in a Secret Relationship over on MTV. That just sounds like something you should be checking out. The series premiere of Dot on Fox. That's a medical drama. Also, the third season premiere of the reality series Coach Prime on Amazon. That's the one about Dion Sanders being the head football coach for the Colorado buff Buffalo's at the University of Colorado Boulder, So you may want to watch that. Did you guys watch anything last night? Anything new that you're then?

Started the substance because Elvison already about it, and I had to stop because I wanted to eat dinner and I couldn't whilst watching that.

Movie at all. So I'm not spoiling anything. But the longer you watch, the worst it gets. His first, the grotesque stuff. Oh yeah, by the end, they pull out all the stops. Baby, just you wait, Oh boy, all right, thank you, Danielle. Hey, I got Jesse online nineteen if you could hit that from me. Hey, Jesse, welcome to the show. How you doing.

I'm doing great?

How are you doing doing? Okay? So Jesse went to get a massage. You said, this woman gave you the best massage of your life. Is that true?

It is?

It was insane. It was actually my first professional massage. And during it, she decided to tell me your life story. And she said she grew up on a dairy farm and then ended up going.

To massage school.

Well she had held on wrongest hands.

Wow, she used to work on a dairy farm. Yeah, her family owned a dairy farm. Did she milk the cow? No?

My girlfriend bought me a massage, So I was like, what did you do for me?

What is going on here?

Oh?

That's amazing?

All right?

Well all right, well thank you. I love that. What you used to do in former life? Well I used to milk cows? Oh? Thank you? All right, Jesse, thanks for listening to us. You have a good day. Okay, thank you too. All right bye? All right, I had to get Jesse on, Sorry about that. Hey, do we have any games or anything fun to do today? What do you want to do we do.

We have an audio game if you would like one. It is a new year and a new month, so born in January.

Ooh all right, we may we may have to do that. We have another free crap phone tap all the ways. Well, do we have some crap to give away? Oh? Good, hang on, it's gonna be a fuzzy day.

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Hey, I'm so fascinated. Every year they do the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. You've heard this right, Yeah? This is for every year they display all the latest gadgets and electronic gear and it's the stuff that you know, it's cool stuff, right, I think it's cool I lot about you.

Yeah.

So this year they have the robot vacuum. I guess, like like the what's it called the the vacuum, the robot vacuum. Someone helps, thank you, thank you? But this room ba picks up dirty socks. Oh okay, it's it's like it's it's like a roomba, but it has an arm on top that picks stuff up that you've tossed on the floor.

Oh I need that, yeah especially yeah yeah.

Unless you have like like a rodent, like a mouse runs across the floor that chases it down gets tossed. It's called the robo rock. It's just it's a prototype, so we don't know how much it cost. I'm sure it'll be more than a grand. But it picks up small items that weigh less than eleven ounces. Right there you go. So also they have this is the worst idea ever, electric roller blades.

Oh I like that.

That sounds amazing. What could possibly go wrong?

The top speed is eighteen miles per hour.

Oh my god, that's fast.

Yeah that's yeah, like for eighty eighty buck, now eight hundred.

Bucks, that's going to cause a lot of problems.

Do you think Here's what I'm sort of interested in what do you mean? Or what do you mean?

Or you know, we fin the herd, Survival of the finish.

Oh my gosh.

So the other one I loved is the electric salt spoon.

What is that.

It?

Actually, it's already on sale in Japan. A weak current of electricity hits your tongue and it makes things taste saltier than they really are. So therefore, if you're addicted to that salty feeling and flavor, but the salt bad for you, this spoon will actually change the taste of the food you're eating.

Wow, I don't know something about electrocuting your tongue repeatedly doesn't seem straat.

That's only been a year, so you don't know what the long term effect is on that. I don't know. So if you could invent any if you could invent any cool electronic gadget to make your life easier or more fun, have you thought about it?

It?

Invent it?

That's right. We forgot that Nate has a laboratory behind his house like Edison, like something.

Gonna make your life more fun. So it doesn't have to be like all that spectacular or easier. I would like to invent some type of device that gives off I guess waves to attract animals to come and hang out with me and be nice, because we all get along well, so like hello, lion, come over here, we're friends. I can pet you. I know it would never happen.

But I would like that. That would be good.

Well, no, you know, all the stuff we used today at one point we were told they would never happen, and here we have them. I always thought. And rather than a microwave oven that warms things up in thirty seconds, it cools them down in five seconds, you know, rather than like a wine cooler, you put it, you know, you put it in ice. If I want something to be cold immediately, you like, in ten seconds, it's cold. Oh, I can't do that.

Parents would love that, especially for little babies when they're trying, like you do, blowing on their food to try get to be cool.

You know, I don't.

I don't want Mom's COVID put it in the Elvis Duran reverse microwave oven.

I like to look through my phone's camera at people and see if there's facial recognition, if they've been a convict or, a murderer, or something like that.

They have a passion.

Using Gandhi's.

Faces. Yeah, Gandhi came up with that idea for a long time ago.

Have a murder if you're a murder, if I can look at right now, like murderer convent, there's this records.

Murder like having ever killed anyone, or I just.

Want to know.

I want to know the people around me. I want to who these people are. So you can wear like glasses, right you wear you wear glasses and everything you look at it tells you how much it costs if you want to buy it. It looks at people and tells you if they're a murderer. It would look at some asshole.

That's very cool.

Just told me he's a jerk.

Episode of Black Mirror back in the day, like with the.

Oh yeah, that was a great episode.

Yeah.

Oh you know what I would like to invent. I would to be the I could be the laziest person ever and just lay there and like this robot comes in. It gets me up out of bed, it dresses me, it gets me into the car. Everything I don't have to do a damn thing bushes It's awesome, totally, Like I just like stand there does my hair.

That'd be great. Whatever happened to this invisibility cloak that we've been hearing about for so long?

I see them, I see them from time to time, but I've never seen when at the store. You know, they don't have them on Amazon yet, but I don't know. That's interesting. But do you remember that cartoon the Jetsons, Yeah, where they would just stand on the conveyor belt and hold their arms out and they go through this machine and come out all dressed.

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

That's the Danielle, the Danielle Jetson Mobile.

Wouldn't it be great also to have like someone do your hair and makeup in the morning, like a robot where you just sit there, it does everything and then you just leave the house and you look perfect.

You guys, it's your friend Dina with the pin caves.

She thinks that, Hey, just carry it around in my pocket. Amazing.

So do we really want to go to a life where everything is robotic and everything is electronic? Well, guess what we're going. That direction really.

Such an interesting thing because we keep coming up with all these ways to make our lives easier so we don't have to move. But then we're all getting fat, and we're upset that we're getting fat, so we're coming up with injections to make ourselves skinnier, when I think the problem could probably just be solved by moving.

Yeah a little bit. Wait, you're right. Injections, weekly injections. Wait, what day is this?

Ha?

Ha? Tuesday?

Okay, okay, I got another day. Hey, Josh is online twenty we're talking about the roombot that they're showing at the electronic show in Las Vegas that actually picks up your dirty socks. Josh had to get rid of his roomball let's find out. Why shall we hate Josh? What's going on?

Hey, how's it going?

We're doing okay? Sorry, my voice is so bad. I apologize to everyone listening. Why did you get rid of your room?

Bar?

So?

I bought the room and when we got our new house, and I loved it because we had part with floors and picked up the messages. But I also have two small dogs.

And my neighbor came over to my house and said that his.

Room but John all hollowed at his dog poop and then it was just all over his mouse.

And a minute he told me that I.

Was out.

I was saying, threw it away.

Okay, I'm not doing that because that's two small dogs and sometimes they go to the bathroom in the house and I look.

Doing it just smears poop everywhere.

That's yeah situation.

Oh well, all right, okay, well I know the reason not to get that room. But thank you so much, Josh, have a good day. Thanks for calling us. I appreciate it. All right. Hey, what do you guys use room? Bas I think Scotty you still still use it.

Her name is concepts and she she works every other God yeah, what.

Did you name her that?

That's the name name that is from that you naming any type of robotic anything is dangerous first step?

Yeah, well her name was Rhonda, but then I changed it. God, yes, from uh from the Incredible.

Kids. You're the strangest person.

So yeah, no, I use her all the time.

She's great, You've had it for years.

Yeah, she's very old, but she's still.

Wait wait, what else? What else do you use? CONCEPTSI four? Scottie B No, the hole is too small?

Oh my god, what you know that?

You know that?

Oh my god, are you really said that on our show?

I changed her little brush the other.

Day you changed concept little brush.

I flipp her upside and I changed her brush.

I gotta go, oh my gosh.

Yeah, he's so crazy.

The bad part of not having my voices. I just can't yell loud enough to cover up the crack. Hey, should we play the game? Can we do that now? Can we solicit?

Here?

Up, Nate solicit please? Yeah, we solicited for it, like a firing Gandhi decided here it is a new year, a new month. People who were born in the month of January? Right? Is that what this is?

It is right? And there are only ten? So I know people are gonna say, what about so and so? There are only ten? We can play it again later in the month, but we've got ten.

Now, no, that's not right. Only ten people were ever born in the month of January, and we found them. Yes, so call now one eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred Diamond will take your call, and please please know something about people who are born in January.

That means actors say, is a reality star?

All right? You see eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred.

Hey, I'm at Sharon. Hey, what's up with Sweedi?

What's good?

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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey, thank god you're listening. It is our second day back from vacation. I just don't feel like I'm a little relaxed. Are you? Are you guys out of it? I mean everyone listening knows what we're talking about. You can come back from vacation. How long can you hold on to that? I just vacated feeling you know.

Yeah, we were talking about it this morning when we walked in, because a lot of us are already like I'm already feeling it. It's the hours for us, It's just the hours. It's like the getting up early thing kills you.

I'm doing everything I can to hold on to it. I mean, I lost my voice, but I feel I feel good. I still feel like you know, I'm sleeping. I got some sleep last night, went to bed at seven forty five or eight whatever. It sucks, but hold on to that because you spend all that money and you have all that time that you you're loving life during your vacation. It's a shame to let it just flush away so fast. You know, you got to like hang on to it there. Have you ever read The Pivot Year by Brianna Weste or is it waste? I think it's weaste. No. She's an amazing speaker. She does a lot of ted talks and things like that, very motivational. Uh, she's got a lot of books out, But The Pivot Year is kind of a great read. I'll tell you why you have everything, she says. It's just it's a womanute read at the most, and it's broken up by day, so every you read one passage and you're done for the day. You don't understand what I'm saying. It's like the daily stoic. Remember that book? Yep, yep. I think it's fantastic. The Pivot Year three hundred and sixty five days to become the person you truly want to be. It sounds very very lofty, like a lofty goal. But I love I love books like that. I love hearing other people's perspective on how you can harness the day, use your energy in the right correct way that will benefit you the most and the people around you, and also how to take care of other people. It's a really good book, So the Pivot year, give it a look. Thought, I bring it up. We can move on now. It's weird. I don't know, you know, I don't know if they have this on audible because you just listened to the thirty second, but you listen to thirty seconds a day. Do they do that? I guess?

Let me.

Have you started the book already?

Yes?

Are there any good things in there that you want to share with us? Are you gonna a lot book? Okay?

Good bye the book? Well you know what I'll it's on there.

Yeah it is inaudible, Yep, you can get it inaudible.

Okay. She has a lot, a lot of books, I tell you it. Rather than just spew something out, now, let me find one I think will be very meaningful for us, and I can direct it to probably one person in the room and say you should hear this, all right, So born in the month of January. Let's do it. Scary hit the music, let's do it. There's that music, same music we had last year and the year before. I love it. Obviously, as far as our music bed selections go, it's not the pivot year at all. These are classes. Okay, that's good. Let's go talk to you. Like God, I'm sorry, I can't talk Kelly from Cleveland. How you doing?

Good morning? I'm doing well. Thank you?

How are you doing well? I sound like crap, but my apologies. Hey, when did you guys talk to Kelly? Let's get her through this. What do you want to know about Kelly? Go ahead, ask her?

What's up?

Kelly?

How's the weather over there right now? Did you guys get nailed by the storm?

We were north of it, but we did get some. I'm actually sitting amongst the snow right now, so yeah, we didn't get it as bad as a little south of us, so that's all right. But we had it got around Thanksgiving. We had about sixty inches.

Around six Oh my god, does everything get down? Does everything shut down?

Yeah?

Yep, yep, yeah, that was back of Thanksgiving time, So all right.

Well, Kelly, this is a game, an audio game. It's about people who were born in the month of January. I know you have. You have two daughters, both born in January, so you obviously should ace this. All right, let's do it. And this is all from Gandhi. So if you don't like the game, it's her fault.

Yes, absolutely, okay, all right, got it.

These are singers and entertainers and all sorts of different people.

All right.

Here is born in January. Person number one. Who's this?

Wow?

What a great song? Huh? Do you know who vocalized that song? Who did the vocals?

I don't god, you stum fan the first one I thought I knew you. No, I don't know that one.

Isn't it funny because you've heard that song a thousand times?

Yeah, and I couldn't tell you.

That A Vichy of course produced it. But that's Alo Black. He did the voice. What a great song? All right, here's the Here is artist number two. You'll get this, hopefully that's kidding. Oh yeah, I love her, she's great. Who's that?

I am terrible?

I looked up the list.

I don't know that one, and I'm like, no.

You know it. You're gonna.

That does not define you as a person. She's probably on the list of Nate. Do you know who that is? I do not? Come on now, really, really come on? What about you, Danielle?

I don't either, Yes.

You do, see Okay?

Oh my gosh, Froggy, do you know who that is? I'm married j Blige. Yes, yes it is.

I am so bad at games like this. I never know anything like this. I blank, I just totally blank out.

All right, I'll tell you what, Kelly, let's switch gears. This artist is not a singer. He is an actor. Here is born in January? Number three? Tell me something. I guess I'm wrong. It is a singer too. Are you happy in this model? So I gave you a clue. He's an actor and a singer. Who is that?

I know this one? That one's Bradley Cooper.

Yeah, there you go, coming back, there's the bell? All right? Who is this? Born in January?

As I go, and I'm not playing onto.

You this, Danielle. Do you know who that is?

No?

But I know it's not Pitbull.

Scary. Stop yelling at Nate. I know that one.

Whatever that shot, Paul, that's great?

Here, Oh my god, all right here we go. This is another actor? Who is this? I'm forgetting somebody. Jeremy Maguire my agent, you are my ambassador Kwan? Who is that?

I knew that one.

Very all right, now, maybe you'll get bored. In July born in January number six? Who is this?

Definitely hung out with Morgan Morgan. He's very sweet. Here's what I'll tell you is the first state that we went on. He was a true gentleman, and he was like, I'll pick you up. I'll pick the place like he came and picked me up. He met my kids. My kids were so excited.

Yeah, we didn't talk about this, Yes, it is risk, didn't. She later come out and say Morgan Walden was the best lay she's ever had in her life. They were f buddies.

She said he was a great f buddy.

Yeah, wow, wow, all right, okay you are you're doing sort of well here, Kelly. Here is born in January number seven? Who's this?

Nobody all of us?

No wizard that there is or why is it?

Oh my god? Who is that?

You played that?

That's Cynthia Ravo. She's amazing.

She is amazing. I love love love her, all right, you're doing pretty well, Kelly. You're bringing it back all right. Here is born in January number eight?

Mm oh god, is that okay?

This is terrible?

Leah.

No, No, I love I love that you have a list in front of you people born in January. That was Ice, Spice, all right, old school. Here is born in January number nine? Who's this? O your crash?

There you go?

Who?

I don't know that one.

I don't know that one.

I'm doing more ball.

No, you're okay. That's Dave Matthews. He's been around for a little bit. Let me give you one. I do believe you're going to get this gentleman was born in January? Who is this? All right?

Who?

Dad?

That's Elvis Presley?

There you go. How many did she get?

She got enough?

She got she did five out of ten. That's not bad.

What do you have for her that for each of those correct answers, we have a hundred dollars for you.

So that's five hundred thanks.

Yes, oh count my friends at Udal Beauty and Wellness. So if you have not been there, I'm telling you have to go. They have everything from salon services to nail services. They do the Russian manicure to medspa services. You can spend the entire day there just getting a massage, a many petty, your hair done, whatever you want. It's one stop shop and they're amazing.

I love them while they pump you up with botox. I would so love that.

I have not asked, but you know what, now I'm going to all at.

The same time. Anyway, you got it? Congratulations, five hundred dollars come in your.

Way, Killy, Oh so much. I love you guys, Yeah, we.

Love you more. Hold on one second. All right, Well, I'm reading the text. People are telling me I should stop talking on the air. Whoa, Now it says you're right here. Oh no, Elvis. This is tough to hear. Someone else is take Elvis off the radio. Who oh, maybe I should No, no, no, no, maybe that person just stop texting.

Froggy.

Sorry. All right, that's a good one. Let's get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi and we have a free crap phone tap on the way. All right, Gandhi, what's going on?

All right? The CDC is confirming America's first human bird flu death. CDC says the person who died was over sixty five years old, had underlying medical conditions and had been hospitalized in Louisiana with a severe case of the bird flu. State health officials say that the state health officials there say the H five N one virus that causes avian flu was actually contracted through exposure to a non commercial backyard chicken flock and wild birds. According to the CDC, there have been sixty six confirmed human cases of the bird flu in the US as of twenty twenty four, but this is the first fatality. The body of former President Jimmy Carter is expected to arrive in Washington, d C. Today. His body will be flown from his home state of Georgia to DC and will be taken to the US capital Rotunda. The late president's family, members and congress and as well as other dignitaries, will attend a private ceremony after Carter's body arrives this afternoon. That's when he will lie in state in the Rotunda until his funeral at the National Cathedral on Thursday. And finally, Froggy this we talked about it a little bit yesterday while a lot of other people yesterday. But now the Jacksonville Jaguars firing their head coach, Doug Peterson. The announcement came on what's known as Black Monday in the NFL. The monday a after the league's regular season ends typically see several head coaches get fired. Jacksonsville's move comes after the team finished the year at four and thirteen. Peterson had a record of twenty two and twenty nine and three seasons with the team making the playoffs only in his first season. How are you feeling about that in Jacksonville, Froggy.

I mean, I hate to see anybody lose their job, but it was definitely time for a change here. So hopefully they'll hire a new coach and the Jacks will do better in the coming years.

All right, And those are your three things.

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Slash special offers Elvista ran in the morning show the crap phone Tap.

You know, we have an entire week of free craft phone taps. The good thing We've got lots of crap sitting around right, it's pretty funny. We're about to do it now. We don't have cash this week, but we do have a lot of crap. I know you went running to my office, Nate, I just DoD some stuff from me. I did, and and some of this stuff is not so crappy. Let me just say this is the not so crappy phone tap. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait, hold on, you're not giving away my eminem Yes, I am so. We all got custom m and ms with our faces on them. And Elvis is champagne bottle with his face.

Oh he looks desk, Danielle.

It's the hold on, hold on now, let me make it very clear. Eminem's are not crapo's gosh, take off, take ten off the list, give it back, give it back. No, I don't know. I think we need to give these way.

You aren't a lifetime custom made.

And you can have them you're very own. So oh Duncan box of Chocolate's ooh, that looks tasty.

And he took that off my desk on me off of Dime series.

I took the Justin Bieber Jesus candle, No pleasearilegious.

She is very happy that I took that. Not really justin Bieber. Wait, justin Bieber prayer candle.

Yeah, Bieber the.

Place of Jesus. We have Bieber. It's a pretty great, pretty great item there. And I'm doing a lot of people, a lot of Catholics out there are very upset. Go ahead.

Off of Skeary's desk. I took the twelve months of Chad Michael Murray twenty twenty five calendar.

Check out that beef cake.

That is a price, you know what?

You can have that.

So you get the m and ms with Elvis's face, you get the chocolate's off of Danielle's desk, the Justin Bieber Jesus candle, and finally the Chad Michael Murray twelve months of Beefcake calendar.

Wow, this is a special day, all right. Well, if your callar one hundred now it is the free crap phone tap you. You went all of the above, but it's not crap. There's some good stuff in there. Eight hundred two four to zero one hundred, answer.

The phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran.

Phone tap Darret? What's your phone tap all about?

All right, Bob wants to phone tap his wife, Rose Murray. Rose Murray recently had some dental work done and was complaining about her teeth ever since she had the work done. So I'm going to start the call from the dentist office to let her know why she's having that problem.

Excellent, Here we go Garrett's phone two.

Hello, Hi is Rose Murray there? This is her, Hi, Rose Murray. This is doctor Julian Hardy. I'm calling from the dental lab. How are you today? Good? I am calling because I see through the paperwork and we just finished some test results that you've been having problems with your bridge? Yes, doctor, and what gave you the wrong bridge?

Oh my god?

We have another client that you know was having the same problems. That client actually is a competitive eater, and now you know he's walking around with you know, your bridges.

In his mouth.

I mean, and I don't even this guy have his teeth, I mean they've already been I mean, were they used or uh?

Well, that's why I am calling. Like I said, he was a competitive eader, so he's had those teeth since he was a young lad.

Okay, so the bridges I have, they were used. I just I just don't understand how you know this happened. I mean, I don't know who this person is or I mean, if he just you know, I mean, I don't know.

Well, I'm just calling to let you know. We're gonna set something up and take care of this as soon as possible, so we can, you know, give the bridge and the teeth back to their rightful owners.

And that's just so were So.

He got mine and I have his. Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much.

All right, have a nice day you too, by Bob.

Yeah, we'll call her.

Okay, I'm gonna call her.

Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna call her from here.

Okay, yeah, all right.

Oh hey, hello, hey, listen, are you sitting down? You ready for this?

Yeah?

Okay, I just got a call from a guy at Doctor Life Lab. Evidently I have another guy's bridges and he mine.

You know, ro I told you to get this thing taken care of before you were having problems with the way it was fitting.

I have someone else's bridges in my mouth and the other guy has mine.

I mean somebody else's bridge in your mouth. Yeah, you got used freaking teeth in your.

Yes, you know how them does that happen?

You got some guy's damn teeth in your mouth. That was so freaking gross. How gross that is? I mean, you know, I've been kissing you for two years and you got that guy's teeth in your mouth.

I want to freaking this is disgusting.

Okay, she should have got your toothpicks when I told you get a six.

Okay, that's really nice.

Bob, Hey Rose, Yes, my name is garifrom Elvis Turan in the Morning Show. And you just got phone taps by your husband.

Bob, I told you I get you.

Oh my god, you.

Get you?

Joke? Are you?

Phone town?

My god? Thank god it ended with laughter for once. All right, let's go talk to Jessica online one from Bay Shore. Jessica, we got good news. Tell Jessica what she gets in the free crap phone.

Oh my gosh, Jessica, you get the custom Elvis Durant face champagne bottle full of M and MS, the dunk I know you can eat Elvis, the Duncan box of chocolate, the Justin Bieber, Jesus prayer, candle. I mean, you know, light it and you know, sing a song.

Definitely do it every day.

Twelve months of Chad Michael Murray twenty five calendar.

Wow, that's the bone.

I believe.

I'm calling the one hundred. I've never been called from one hundred.

Nice.

Oh, I'm so sorry that this is what you win. You're finally calling one hundred. This is awful.

I know it's okay, it's what about a T shirt?

Come on there?

No, sorry, you get the crap. Yeah, it looks like Daniel is gonna steal your Chad Murray.

The oh, I already have one of these. But the reason that they put out this Chad Michael Murray calendar, by the way, is because of his The Merry Gentleman movie from Christmas on Netflix, where he plays a stripper or he you know, he strips. And I gotta say, October is very cute and show me, let me, let me look at October.

Yeah, that's right.

Yes, we know that's scared.

Those muscles, we just don't know where they are.

Oh, I can't wait, I can't wait to see.

You're gonna, You're gonna, you're gonna close the curtains and lock the door and spend some time with Chad Michael Murray. You have a great day, Thanks for listening to us. Oh my gosh, it was pretty hot. All right, what are we gonna do? I have nothing on my list for things to do? Anyone, Danielle coming up? What do you have coming up?

Daniel Jelly Rowl so very excited about his new Donkey and we're gonna talk about the greatest boy bands of all time.

All right, perfect, I'm gonna go gargle. Oh, there goes Elvis, Elvis d ran in the Morning Show. You like to live smart, but eating smart can be overwhelming. That's why Factor sends you chef prepared meals that are ready in just two minutes. It's like putting dinner on autopilot. Pretty smart. Right, upgrade your plate, optimize your nutrition and eat smart with Factor. Go to Factor meals dot com. Get started today. Even when he's completely hungover, he's full of energy. He's real. I think he's great.

He's got an amazing energy in the Morning Show.

So I've done everything on my list to try to get my voice back. I've I've gargled, I drank hot tea with honey. I took some pills. I don't know what they were. I all pills and I took them. So Gandhi your you're gonna appreciate this new tactic I'm using. Okay, And outside Santa Fe is Tsuke in Tusuke is this incredible little restaurant called Tusuki Market and they have really flaming hot red chili. So I just did a shot of red chili from Tusuki Market. Oh it's burning my head off.

Okay.

You know the thing about red chili or green chili. If you know Southwestern food anyway, you know, it depends on the chili. Sometimes it could be mild, sometimes it could be spicy. This batch right here is burn your pubes off hot, right, Okay it is. And so I'm hoping this brings it back. Just wish me luck it's clean.

Yeah, I hope. I think it'll do something to you one way.

Oh, it's so good. Gandhi is definitely the heat lover on the show. You would love this so much. Oh God, all right, it sounds like it's getting a little better, actually a little bit. Is Rafael online twenty one? Can we talk to him? He wants to wish diarrhea on someone. Yes, all right, Well after I had read chili from Tusuki Market. So Rafael went to the gym today with this water bottle. How much did that water bottle cost you? Well, it's it's not actually mine, it's my boyfriends. So I can tell the story, if that's okay. Yeah.

So I have this water bottle that I've had for a little while.

And the thing is I have this keychain on it that my best friend got me from Uruguay when she visited, and I left it at the gym and we went back today and somebody stole my water bottle.

Oh hell no, that's a gross thing to steal too.

Ew right.

I was like, why would you ever steal a used water bottle?

Like, yeah, I was very sad today when I got to the gym.

How serious are you about this water bottle?

Well, it's my emotional support water bottle, so I carry it around everywhere.

Okay, do you want to would you ever sit down with the people at the gym and say, I need to see the footage, let me see what happened around here.

You know, that's a great idea.

I did not even think of both that I'll always.

Go to the candy. Yeah, Gandhi, Gandia, Gandhia always is the best best advice for getting back and figuring things out. So your emotional support water bottle. That's pretty deep. And another thing I hate about this is, uh, it's affecting your entire household. I mean, the whole household is just up and arms. Yeah, we're in this array today. Okay, Well, so we want to wish diarrhea on whoever is responsible for taking this water bottle. So Rafael, Rafael is the guy we called. What's your name?

My name's Cody, Tody, Okay, Cody.

So Rafael and Cody are just in a tizzy today. So Rafael and Cody, they want to wish diarrhea and whoever took that water bottle. Let's do it. Let's wish it right now. We wish diarrhea upon you. Now you definitely don't want that water bottle back.

No, you don't want it to happen as.

Yeah as they say that car is total.

That is done.

All right, well, Cody, Raffael, all the best of you, and in your search for a new water bottle starts today. Go find one, Go get one. Thank you so much. We love you, guys, don't We will love you too. But don't consider this a sign for the rest of the year twenty twenty five. It's gonna be good for you, so you know, don't don't buy into that stuff.

Okay, I'm taking us out with the old, in with the new.

Oh.

Okay, there you go, There you go, Cody, Now that's the spirit. All right, Thank you boys, have a great day. Thank you so much for listening to us.

Thank you.

Bye, guys, day all right, okay bye. That call took on a whole new yea, yeah, that call took a life of its own. What do you do it over there?

Nate?

You're so busy. We're sign the scenes here again. Don't don't you a kind of want to know what he's working on you? You don't want to know right now? Okay, I'm gonna take your cue. He's probably putting out fires.

Yeah, which one of us is in trouble? Isn't me?

Necessarily nothing? I know for a fact that if Nate is putting out a fire, it's usually ignited by Gandhi. Stand you know the sign the signs on the side of the road. You've seen the signs on the side of the road. That's smoky. Today's probability of fire a nine.

And then you see a picture of Gandhi, my god, stand on principle. That's all I am.

All right, let's get into a dead Danielle. I'm gonna go gargle with some more red chili from the Ski Market.

Told you guys yesterday how excited Jelly Roll was over his new donkey. I don't know if you've seen the video yet, but it's so cute. His wife surprises him with the donkey and he is just so psyched about one the animal size because it's a little donkey, and you know, he's like, there's no way that donkey's standing.

He's gotta be laying down.

He's not that small. It's the cutest thing. So check it out when you get a chance. So we have sound of this. So apparently Jennifer Coolidge might be putting on a voice. I mean, her voice is one of the most distinctive voices in Hollywood. I mean we can agree on that, right. So she was on the Golden Globes red carpet and somebody was interviewing her and everyone's like, wait a second, is this her real voice? So listen to the little interview clip.

This is Jennifer Coolidge after sipping on a cold break.

Oh god, ah that bad.

It could be worse. I feel like, do you think it's good or now? It's very good?

With Arianna's So that was hard at the end. It doesn't sound like the one where normal, you know, we're used to normally.

That's my favors. Would you find out?

You find out the truth? Paris Hilton is the same thing.

Yeah, she does. I feel like Jessica Simpson did it a little bit back in the day, you know.

But Arina does it a little bit too.

Yeah, she definitely does.

Closer to home. Obviously, I have several voices as well, so you do.

Yeah. This one's for Froggy. People over on rancor dot com voted on the greatest boy bands of All time, and I'm just gonna give you what they say. The top five are Boys to Men for One Direction, number three, New Kids on the Block, number two in Sync and take it away, Froggy. What would be number one?

Number one is the Bat Boys.

So congratulations on.

Facts and science on the.

List, You've got Hansen's on her O Town Jonas brothers. Uh five, they're British fan by the way. Uh, you know a lot of stuff. Okay, Oh, you're welcome. Lady Gaga joins Janet and Michael Jackson to become the third artist to have multiple number one hits in three decades on the Billboard Hot one hundred. Her song with Bruno Marts, which we all love Die with a Smile, just reached the top of the chart, So congratulations there. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck apparently their divorce is almost totally finalized and as of February twentieth, they will all be official and they will be done. And they said that she will then abandon her marital name Afflex. So I mean, I don't I never saw how really use that, But Ariana Grande might be getting ready to give us a little more music. She was talking to Access Hollywood on the red carpet at the Golden Globes and she said, look, I'm not doing anything right now, but there is something that I made last year that will come out eventually. It's an attachment of eternal sunshine that does exist, so hopefully we will be getting that very soon. What are we watching? You've got a lot of season premieeres tonight. You also have Let's See Love and Hip Hop, Atlanta Kitchen, Nightmares, Deal and No Deal Island. Help, I'm In a Secret Relationship on MTV, the series premiere of Doc on Fox, and also the third season premiere of the reality series Coach Prime on Amazon. And that is my Danielle Report.

Hey, can we go back to that help? I'm in what's the name of that show?

Help?

I'm in a secret relationship?

Okay, what is that.

Help? It just sounds so good.

It sounds it sounds like it could be real.

Yeah, sounds so salacious, like maybe you had a work wife or husband and then oops, had actually turned into more and it's a secret affair.

It's this.

Yeah, there's a bunch of episodes.

If Nate would tell your story, Nate will tell your stories about he went to lunch with people you worked with and they thought it was more than a lunch. It was a date. Yeah, it was a date. I didn't I was on a date with a man.

It's the fourth season of this and it follows uh presenters, the hosts, helping people discover why their partners are hiding them from family and friends. Oh, so, I guess they find that the reasons behind it, like possibly a secret relationship.

You know, you know what, I know someone who is in a relationship like that.

Really Yeah, and they never introduced them.

No, he's a secret. Whoa why he's a secret? I don't know. No one knows. And it's been going on for years.

So this is just go ahead. This is at the end of each episode, the hidden will confront their partner and find out the shocking truth behind their significant others deception. Will the hider come clean and agree to make their relationship public or will it be the end of the road for these couples. Season four come in your way?

Wow, okay, feature Cheaters. That was a great show. It might still be around on one hundred percent.

Sure, I don't remember that one.

I remember Cheater.

There was a little dudefore started out with a guy named Joey Greco and he would they would allegedly I'm sure it's all fake. I don't know that they would film people and they would catch them in the act, and then they would pop up on them while they were with the person they were cheating with. With the other person, Joey Greco got stabbed on a boat because of this.

No, it was on like True TV or somewhere, and it was always a CD hotel room involved.

And it was it was like late at night and it was there was a lot of night it was trash. But they've had different versions of it.

I gotta find that Cheaters. They basically tell you what the show is about.

I like that Cheaters.

It's the one that Danielle was talking about. Help. I don't know what I'm in a relationship, whatever I did. I love this text that just came through. Hi, I'm so glad you guys are back from vacation. Did you guys see this? But who is losing their job today? For not loading yesterday's show onto the on demand show controversy? This listener goes on to say, I work at night. I was looking forward to listening to the show, No show. I like that question. Who's getting fired today? Okay, first of all, no one's getting fired. Well, we don't know, Elvis.

It was posted yesterday, but then someone mysteriously took it down. Why so Diamond and Andrew re uploaded it this morning after they were notified that's.

Someone taken down. I don't know what did we say.

Andrew is coming in. He's going to tell us the truth. It's so easy to blame it on someone else. Yes, Hello, Hi, Hi, Hi everybody. So Andrew, what happened to our show? You said it was definitely uploaded.

To the eventually was because I saw people post the title of it the day that we broke pasta and then all of a sudden, this thing got deleted. Diamond even has the screen that says episode was published.

So the service we use, I'm just gonna say it, it's crap. I don't know. It never works. There's been several issues. It's awful. Is it a stone.

Maybe?

Maybe?

Is it?

Is it a company that we own? I mean, I've gone through so many complaints with them. There was a day when I would email them every day and be like, it's still not working. Why are you doing this to me? Please help make okay.

So Andrew, you're saying that the show that was published yesterday that was taken off is back on, so people can listen to our Monday show.

It is back on, and then there's gonna be the clips that you usually expect from today's episodes, and the full show will be posted today like normal.

Question all right, Now, if you want to skip a show, don't don't put today's show on there, because I sound like.

Crap, no good show. What do they have to say for themselves, Andrew? When you say, hey, this was taken out.

They usually are just like they use big words to try and like make make you think that you don't know what's going on, when really it's just we have no give you the dress speed has a blockage with the in between with a side by side, it's gonna have to go through a separate router through a transmission feed. So we're going to work on that and hope for the best.

Yeah, it's kind of funny. I understood everything you said. All right, Andrew, thank you for addressing this. I appreciate it. Thank god we have Andrew.

It's what Andrew just said is like porn for so many like engineering people.

Yeah, that's it.

Well, I have to reconfigure on motherboards so you see.

You're fabulous. Hey, you know something I cannot let loose of from twenty twenty four? What and I gotta let loose? But I don't want to because it was one of my favorite parts of twenty twenty four. Jingle Ball seriously. Yeah, we had three amazing jingle balls that we were a part of. Of course, Z one hundreds jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden in New York. Also a Qano two is jingle ball, and of course the last jingle ball of the season, why one hundred jingle Ball in Miami. What do those three have in common that we just loved really really really really big.

I have a guess.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead, guess?

Is it Benson Booney movie?

Totally amazing? So I went to Benson Boone dot com. Danielle took me.

There, we held hands.

It says right here. The new single is called pretty Slowly. I just want to This is one of my favorite album of songs off the album. I love it. So can we go back? Can we go back to some Benson Boone times?

Yeah?

Three weeks ago? All right, this is it. This is called pretty Slowly. What a good song? Remember, wow, Benson Boone and pretty Slowly? You know, don't forget he came from American Idol and he quit American Idol. And I was I was asking the room, well, why did Benson Boone quit American Idol? So Gandhi looked it up and she found this.

He said he wanted to do music. He I doesn't want people to be like, Oh, Benson Boone, American Idol bluw him up, That's where he comes from. No, I want to be Bens Boone because I write smash hits and they love my music. That's why I quit. I just didn't want that label on me.

And now the most streamed song in the world from Vincent Boone or artist which one is it?

Stream song in the world from your things?

So good.

He's very smart too, because how many people from idle that win American Idol You never hear from it.

Right, and they get stuck in horrible contract. He said, No, I'm out good for him.

Yeah, wow, what an excellent performer. Loved him and the fact that he was at our jingle ball concerts. Love that right, you know. Thank you for all the texts coming through at fifty five to one hundred. I hope Elvis gets feeling better. I'm not going to say who they sound who. I'm not going to say who they think I sound like, but they want to make sure I don't have any brain eating worms.

They get that check today.

Also, also, someone said I miss Elvis Duran's voice. He sounds like an old lady with smoker's voice.

Oh hello, lady, why.

Not let's get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. Oh, Gandhi. And I'm gonna do my best to get my voice better by tomorrow, I promise. All right, Gandhi, what's going on?

All right?

Prosecutors are being granted more time to prepare their case in the deadly shooting of the United Healthcare CEO in New York City, and in order of continuance, the defense team for Luigi Mangioni agreed with prosecutors to push court proceedings to the middle of next month. This gives both sides an extra thirty days to prepare for pre trial proceedings and the trial itself. Mangioni has pled not guilty to several state charges in connection to the December shooting, including murder and furtherance of terrorism.

You know Gandhi. Yesterday, Danielle was telling us to watch that TMG special about Magioni. Yeah, I did, was Fox. It was very good.

It was very more done.

A lot of lot of things about him. I didn't even know sales. If you see it, repeat, Okay, check it out.

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In the Morning Show, I can't tell you how much I love that song we just played, just love it. But here's the trick. Every station we're on plays a different song, So I just say that, so it sounds like I really.

Love that show trick, sir, very good.

I mean, what did we just play in New York? It's E one hundred.

We played Die with a Smile from Lady Gaga and Brutal.

Marsh, one of my favorite songs. See, I'm right at least here, I know we played a really great song. Hey, so we're talking about Benson Boone a few minutes ago and how amazing he was on well, how amazing he was with us on our jingle Ball tour, but as an amazing artist wherever he goes. Number one streaming song in the world this past year, and I found out, you know, Joe Gatto came out on the road with us to some of the jingle Balls as well, and came out on stage. People love Joe. You know that everyone loves Joe Gatto. So he and Joe Gatto became like best friends. They have a bromance going on. Wow, do we have Joe on the phone? We did. Joe is on his way driving into the city to do his podcast two cool moms. First of all, Joe, how can you afford with congestion pricing? How can you afford to even come to the city?

Wow?

Driving around, I'm actually holding on to the top of this Toyota tour cell with all my might. I'm just hopping from part to car.

Tried to get it to the said, are you car surfing and traffic? Yeah?

I'm car surfing? Yes, yes, I'm like I'm like teen wolf right now.

So Joe, pardon me. My voice is really bad, but you can hear me, right, you can understand what I'm saying?

Yes, of course.

Yes. So we were backstage at Jingle Ball New York. I do believe, And he says, you know, Benson Boone and I became best friends. What I'm going out to I'm having sushi with him later tonight after the show.

Yeah, I had that total of two sushi meals. I had two sushi meals. But that's a good I infiltrated his group and became friends with him and all his team, his band and everybody that was women, the four people, they were so great. Yeah, he said, if you think he's dreaming on stage in person, he's even more of a delight.

Oh wow, wait he was a fan of yours as well, right when you went over to him.

Yes, yeah, we flipped out at the same time. Backstage, we saw care and then we both asked to take a picture with each other. And then I had ended up staying at the same hotel he was in, and we I ditched my uper jumped in his van to head open to the jingle Ball.

So yeah, we because isn't it isn't it? Don't you find it peculiar that Joe Gaddo is staying in the same hotel as Benson Boone And then we found out later they have adjoining rooms.

Oh yeah, you know, we you know, we took it very seriously.

Great.

You jump on the beds with each other, you do each other's nails and stuff. Hey, but wait, so that this is why you guys have a bromance because he was a fan of your seat, Joe. I mean, Benson Boone has no clue who we are. Therefore he didn't ask us out for sushi. You know that's what's going.

No, he loved you as well, everybody loved you. I mean, I got to spend time with you guys on stage two. It was great to be able to introduce people and just see all the different cities and how great the jingle balls are. Love it, man, it's so great.

Hey, Joe, So what is he like when he's not on stage, Because he's when he's on stage, he's busy, he's doing backflips, he's singing with that voice. But what's he like when you're just eating sushi with him?

Yeah, he's just super too. He actually taught me a card game that they all play together on the road, and we were just playing cards and talking and hanging out. You know, we were asking each other questions about each other's careers. You know how he blew up this year and he asked me about, you know, my career and all that it was. It was just really fun to to really get to know each other. And he's just a normal guy who's who says theres all of it. He's just such a nice guy.

Wow, look at that. You see people ask us all all the time, like what are these artists really like? And now you got to hear about Benson Boone from his number one creepy Joe Canna I.

Go with his DFF. But that's okay either way.

Either way, Elvis, someone just a text thing they saw you in Hershey on Sundays that you were unbelievable and they're going to see you in Hershey on Sunday. Yeah, you do know you're gonna be in Hershey on Sunday, right, Oh yeah, I better.

Get there then. Yeah, I'm on joy this weekend. So you know, I'm going to now we Atlanta, which will be fun.

So all right, we'll hop on a turs sail and get there. We'll see you in the city. Give not paying all that the congestive pricing crap.

I appreciate him. You have to borrow a twenty spot Outfice thank you so much.

You got all right, we.

Let me joke out boone for they spot, you know, yeah.

Oh yeah, for the money. Now you have a guy your name online four all right, see you, Joe, thanks a lot. I love you, Joe Gatto. But one of the nicest guys in the world. And now we know he you know, he's a little bit of a fan.

I want to know.

Yeah, I wonder, I know. Let's do sound Garrett's Garrett? What's going on? All right, let's start with this.

You might have seen it on your social media over the last two days, but two guys were recording their podcast in Texas and one of the two guys accidentally shot off their gun in their pocket while recording the podcast.

And choices we got in life, those were your choices? Who shot who? Somebody got shot? Oh?

How's it?

What on one with my da?

Don't shut me?

Everybody's about it. I was just sitting there and they still kept recording the podcast.

They didn't shoot himself. It just went off in his pocket.

It went off.

Yeah, blood, no, no blood. But the vessels who shine pullet.

If you see the video, they have a dog walking around going like what the hell?

Just happened here, all right, Gus, what a great, crazy, wacky thing. All right.

So AT and T back in nineteen ninety two, and I believe today is the date they released the video phone. So think of your iPhone right now and give it back. In nineteen ninety two, AT and T wasn't successful with this phone because in order to use the AT and T video phone, someone else needed the video phone. Not many people bought it. So here's a guy reviewing it that I saw on YouTube from back in the nineties.

This video phone was released about in nineteen ninety two and costs about one thousand US dollars at the time. This did not sell well and these were pulled off the market by around nineteen ninety four. This video phone does have a few second delay you're trying to talk to someone. It's no wonder why these weren't very popular because the other person in the other end would have to have a video phone like this for this future to work.

Kind of interesting. A thousand bucks and that's what like new iPhones are right now, right?

No, I remember my first well, actually the radio station I worked for its first cell phone. Yeah, it was a like a suitcase.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that yeah.

Like you have to open it and pull the antenna up and then pull thing and then of course the phone was connected to a wire. Oh, Charlie wires huge.

I was backstage at a Winona Judd concert back in the day, I'm not even kidding you, and her manager, who gave me backstage passes, had that briefcase and I was in awe with him opening it up and taking the phone out. I was like, whoa, this is so cool.

Hold on, let me call it was one of the old.

Saw my first phone in the nineties. I'm like, look at this, what is this? What is this contraption you have in your vehicle? The phone was big, crazy, The phone suitcase was bigger than the car.

All right, moving on, So, I know we've talked about Cracker Barrel recently over the last couple of shows, and this waitress probably is the best singer Cracker Barrel or anywhere waitress has ever been around, singing happy birthday to someone sitting at a table.

That's it. Here you go.

I always get the four guys that like, are so unhappy to be singing Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Here you go. Not at cracker barrel man. They got it. I'm going today.

All right, we all know, we all know Ariana Grande's God is a woman, Right, sounds like this.

All of a sudden, then you'll believe God.

So a cool podcast I've been listening to. The Kid's name is Daniel Wall.

He sits down with all these music producers, Sobvingkacha. He actually wrote God as a Woman. He actually created the hook.

He sang it into a iPhone, and then another producer created and he was talking about this story. But it's kind of interesting to see how the song came about.

I had the title God as a Woman in my phone. How amazing would be if my children got to hear it called God as a Woman on the radio.

That would be amazing. This came to.

Me, Hello, tell me name one, I said in guise.

And later on in the voice note you hear Rick heard Garnson, who is an amazing guitar player, came into the room and I just put my hand out because he saw that I was doing something. But what he did he grabbed the guitar and tried to find chords to what I was singing.

Oh, momen, you believe God is a whole one and you.

I don't know why you hold.

Me my phone?

Is interesting? It went from that too what it turned into pretty fine? And a guy just goes let me take a guitar. I'll write this well and asked how music has written. Thank you. You're a good mirror guest.

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Did you go around the room? Oh my god, I think my voice is starting to come back a little bit.

Yeah, sounds good sign for the end of the show.

It's just ented to go do some shopping hanging out. I'm going to ask you a very personal question. Danielle Gandhi and producer Sam Yes, if I opened your bag right now, would I find a pair of your underwear?

No?

No, not my bag.

Where do you keep your underwear?

Oh?

Yesterday I found a pair of my jacket pocket?

Okay, for can you tell us why?

I think I just had a wardrobe malfunction and I asked William to meet me with a different pair.

You're gonna ask the guys, guys, do you carry spare underwear with you ever? In my car?

Never?

Nate, Nate in your car?

Really, I have an emergency bag with several things, including a pair of underwear. You never know, a whole bag. It's it's it's like a bug out bag. It's got a couple of things in there, like a pair, like a pair of sneakers in case you're you know, when wearing sandals and I break down on the side of the road. Anyway, I do have that spare pair of underwear in there, justin killy Well.

According to a survey, nearly half of all Americans say they have back up underwear with them at all times.

That's good time.

Never questions, what do you mean you never know.

Because you never know if you eat something. I mean it makes sense to me. What if you eat something and it doesn't agree with your stomach and you've got a problem.

We had this conversation a long time ago gone. He had some friend hurst that was like, it was quote acceptable to poop your pants a couple of times a year.

You know, it's not. It's never acceptable. It's not.

What if you want if you have a band tommy ache and you but I'm just saying you, maybe it's not a bad idea.

Don't have a little underwear and then you go command of the rest of the day.

I did it a couple of years ago. I was as surprised as anybody. So Frog, you don't be too confident. Sometimes it just shows up.

Okay, don't chink yourself.

Okay, I get that it shows up, but it's not acceptable. I agree. It's like I should be shocking every time.

Yeah, we're not acceptable, But you never know.

You've taken this conversation into a whole area. So the question remains, do you have spare underwear with you? It may not be a digestive issue.

It could be.

Whatever you know.

I'm somewhere else, I'm putting parents.

You should be disappointed in yourself if you grab your pants, not go well, that's all right.

It's it's only you didn't say.

We're going to say that's all right. But if it is an emergency, acceptable he prepared.

Acceptable.

Okay, Okay, back to my original conversation. I mean, if it could be pooping your pants, it could be other reasons. I don't text me now and let me know if you have underwear with you right now, and you know you should be thanking me, Foggy, I didn't use the P word. I appreciate that. Do you have panties in perse. What's worse that we're using the word panties are? The word purse isn't purse? Kind of a dated no expression.

Per book is handbag book. My mother goes, you got my handbag? It's over there in the corner. Okay, Ma, got your handbag?

All right? Do you know today it is not national it's on your day. It's not national talko day. Today is national past gas Day?

Now, what if you do that and you didn't realize you.

Can't gamble on one of those things? I knew you guys would take it right back there again. Did you know that farts travel seven miles per hour?

That's fast? The Lord, they all travel the same, because I would think some are not created equals.

Now, I don't think you're right, you're right, you're right. Now, I'm sure maybe on average, a fart travels they're saying ten feet per second, which is about seven miles per hour. Okay, just imagine this. Okay, a second is done. That's a that's the second right there. Boom. Now look ten feet across the room. In that amount of time, Boom, your fart goes from there from here to there.

Sam in the face, damn.

Yell How many times have I told you to stop slapping Sam with your.

Farts my hair? So big?

Science tells us science what's going on? How they how do they measure a fart speed? I don't I time?

And then it's like, who says, you know what I'm gonna do today? A measure of fault speed the.

More important science than measuring farts? Maybe the same people who tell us that the average person farts at least fourteen times a day.

What and do you just not notice that you do it? Does it just happened sometimes as you don't know?

Yes, I do believe. I think it seeps really now you know me? I spend a lot of time in Santa Fe, New Mexico, where the altitude is around seven seventy five hundred feet above sea level. Mountain climbers fart more as they climb higher due to the increased pressure, and I am in Santa Fe. Now I cannot tell you how many times I have cut one since we started the show this morning. Wow, soter of fact, I did one a little earlier with the microphone off and the dog so someone was breaking in and started a hower.

A climber.

Did you know in no surprise. Here in China, you can make a career out of farting as a flatialist. Have you heard of this, Nate, You've heard heard about that there's people that can do songs. They'll do different songs as No, Actually, a flatialist is something different. They are trained to diagnosed diagnosed digestive diseases by smelling other people's flatulence. Okay, hold on a second. I'm not saying that anyone on the show would want to be a flatialist, but if someone said, I can probably immediately with it with great accuracy. Tell you if you have any sort of disease in your body, if you fart on my face, would you do it? Would insurance cover that? Is there a copay for that? What do you do?

Do you know that they make a lot of money though, if you're a flatulest, you can expect between thirty thousand to one hundred thousand dollars per year because they're very sought after because they have I guess a song strong sense of smelling other things.

Though, how's that.

Well, because you got to everyone's a gamble, like what if it's yeah.

That is true?

Here's a you said people make between thirty thousand and one hundred thousand, Yeah, and sometimes be paid. I would have to be paid a hell of a lot more than.

That, absolutely honest in my face, and I have to breathe it in.

No.

Do you get pink eye from that too?

Yeah?

Probably?

Probably. You're right, Nathan does a crappy job knowing wants that. I think Scotty B of all people, said yes. And I asked a question. I mean, if if if someone said to you, Scotty B, I can tell with pretty much high accuracy, if you have a disease in your body, and I can tell you what the disease is, if you release your flatulence on my face, Yeah, I'll do it. Would you do it? Absolutely?

Are you surprised at that answer? No?

I feel like Scotty would do it with no promise of any type of.

Dina Guys, Yeah, I would assume if a person could do it, there's got to be some machine that can do it with sensors and things.

Don't dogs do that too?

Right? Yeah? Dogs can smell. They can smell disease in your ears, they can smell diseases all over you. Absolutely, Wait does it pants offer on?

Does that make a difference A huge difference to.

You a little because it's kind of like a filter.

Oh yeah, you unfiltered. That's a strainer, right of god kind of callander? Yes, producer Sam as a question.

Yes, Sam, I'm just wondering how this scheduling system works, because if I fart fourteen times a day on average? Do we just hang out until I'm ready? Like we just small talk and then I'm like, ah, shut up.

Wait, I'm going to go ahead and give you a big no on that one. I think it's you know, it's different for different people. Yeah, they've taken this conversation long enough. Nate is so uninterested.

We've talked about farts more now than I think we did in all of.

Twenty twenty four.

Maybe science pretty pressed.

But wasn't there a story out yesterday? Gandhi ear e're a newsy wasn't there a story out yesterday or the day before saying that if you keep them in, they eventually will find their way into your other system and you will burp them out.

Yes, you should always release it, because if not, you'll have futured burps.

Oh yeah, really is that right?

And they say sometimes too, if you really hold it in and you won't burp. Either it starts to seep through your skin, it'll come out yeah in one way or no, you smell like a butthole. Let that thing go free.

The fought.

Thank you, Danielle. We can move on to something else if you want any announcement, any class announcement on this topic.

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All right, so all morning, we've all been struggling with my awful voice, and again I thank you guys for your patience. Thank you. I love you too. There you go. So I got a text from Neil Fuentes, who is a vocal coach of in Connecticut. He says he thinks he knows how I can reset my vocal cords. Do you have Neil on the phone?

Yeah?

Neil? Is this you?

Yes? Hello?

Hi?

Well hello Neil. Thank you for being on the show. So when you heard my voice on the show as a vocal as a vocal coach, I'm sure it really hit a nerve with you right.

Oh my god, he's driving me crazy all morning. I feel your pain.

The funny thing is there's no pain. I feel great. But I have this seasonal thing where it several times a year I lose my voice and this is one of them. But you gave me an idea of how you believe I can reset my vocal cords on the text. You want to walk me through this?

Yes, okay. So you have a bottle, like a bottle of water or something like that.

I have a bottle of Topo Chico, which I'm sure, mister phone, you very familiar with.

No. I'm not. But if you're familiar with with no, so you're gonna go to your bottles. You wanna fill it up halfway with.

Water, Okay, you're gonna Then you're gonna put a straw in it, yes, okay, and then you're gonna below and make bubbles with the straw, vocalizing that means I'm gonna make you the sound, so you understand.

So you're gonna go from a high pitch to a low pitch. You're gonna go lay this woo.

Okay, all right, and you do that several times, and in about five to ten minutes, your voice is start resetting.

All right, Well do we have ten minutes to waste here on the on the show? Alright? So okay, so I have the I have the straw in my Topo Chico. You really should try Topo Chico. Oh my god. All right, So I blow bubbles and go from my horn was you can't hear it here, but I am making the noise.

No, no, you're not supposed to.

This is this is one of those exercises that the fingers do in private when nobody's listening to them or anything like that. Can you do that literally before you go on stage? Your voice is nice and ready to go.

Okay, Well, I mean, I have no shame. I'll do it in front of everyone.

Here we go again, a little health drove.

One more time?

What more time?

I feel like someone's gonna start singing under the sea.

All right, but you said, you said it takes it takes a long time. I can't just do it while.

Because what happened, Yeah, what is happening right now? This is your vocal course are literally swollen. And because it wasn't there swollen, right, they're not passing air and they can touch and it's creating that sound.

So what we need to do is make them on swollen.

So the only way to make it on swelling is exercising and squeezing all that stuff out of.

Your of your vocal course. And also I would recommend to use a nevyw lizer.

Don't know what A yeah, yes, yes, I do, yeah, because it's going to it's going to make particles of water going to the course to mosturize them.

Okay, wow, okay, So I need to do this off the air because it's gonna it takes you said like ten minutes, right.

It takes a while.

It takes a while, but it's a great exercise and the most My main job than teaching people how to sing, is to preserve their voice, so it's always healthy.

Why needed you look? I mean I'm already sounding a lot better, I really do.

Yeah you already? Yeah, you already sound better.

Yeah, I'm ready for my I'm ready for my performance.

How does this last?

Like? Listen?

Well? No, what happens is you do? You should do that?

And as a warm up before he goes on the air, I was that cooled down after he finishes the show, I was you should do.

That during around the room and Danielle's report. Just keep doing that, okay?

Can you guys keep doing what you're doing without this noise?

All right?

All right, well look, thank you so much. Thank you very much.

Anytime you have my number, so whenever you need me, guys, just call me. I'm here.

Oh I love that.

Can you grab his number?

Eight?

Do you mind?

Already saved it? Okay? All right? Neo frantis the official vocal coach of the Morning Show. Look at that? Everyone?

Yeah, drives me fame?

All right, Neil, you take care, thanks, thanks very much. All right, you know I'll tell you what. Let's do it around the room. Okay, And while you're doing around the room. You will no, you know, I'll be polite and wait till you're done.

I think that's great.

Oh someone just said Topo chico Is has the highest plastic particles of all waters.

Probably why it's so delicious.

I don't know now, just what could be a rumor? All right, let's go. We'll start with you, Danielle. What's on your mind?

All right?

So you know that my son runs track, right, my son Preston. So yesterday we were at a track meet and I'm watching the the you know, the people that were jumping the hurdles. So I turned to Sheldon, my husband. I go, I think I could do that? Oh god? He goes, what And I really think that I missed my calling. I would have been the best hurdle jumper around. And he said, he said, all right, i'd like to see this. I'm gonna tell you now, this is the quickest way for you to go to the hospital. I could just say, he goes, you full flat on your face.

You're growing, you bush growing.

I don't know, something's gonna happen.

Did you try it?

I did not try it yet, but I am so tempted. Our friend Abby is actually one of the best hurdle jumpers in New Jersey. I'm thinking I might just ask Abby to give me a little lesson, and then I'm going to be the best guy.

Hurdling is not for the short tie you and I. Those hurdles come on our booths.

Listen, I'm gonna put them a little lower.

Hey, Gondy, tell Daniel what she can do and not what she can't.

That's right, guy, Now you can fall flat on your faces, shoe.

I encourage it that I.

Already knew I had hurdling here.

I come, all right, what about you, Froggy? What's on your mind today?

So I did something pretty smart today. It's a cold day here in Jacksonville. And when I went to get my coke zero out of the machine, it has the temperature of the machine. The vending machine on the digital display said it was thirty nine degrees. So I drank a little bit of my coke zero, but I didn't want it all at that time. I wouldn't set it up outside the front door. It's thirty four degrees outside. Yeah, I went back and got it. My code Zebra was colder than it was when I bought it out of the spinning machine. That's right, better than the refrigerator here in the radio station. So while it's cold, make the best of it. Yeah, I gotta go hot warm again.

The other day, we had a bunch of steaks we're going to serve to our friends, and I didn't have room in the fridge. I just put my meat outside, right out there.

I do that all the time. With my desserts. I put them right right on the porch and eat it. No, I as long as it's all covered, it's fine. If it's that cold out, it's good. It's good.

Yea scary. What's up with you today?

So before I went on my trip, I was out at a bar in San Juan and the DJ was mixing to music videos. You know, when the DJ and the music videos they in sync, they're in sync with each other, so that what you're seeing on the screen is what the DJ's spinning.

And it's really cool.

So more money, more problems comes on, and as you know, that involves a verse from Mace, Diddy and Biggie in that order. So I'm like, oh my god, so mate, they did the Mace verse. I'm like, he's gonna cut it off. He's got to cut it off before Diddy cook. He let the Diddy verse play and then.

He caught off Biggie. By the way, but he's like, I'm like, nobody cared.

Nobody cared. I'm sitting there like this is uncomfortable. People are dancing, people are singing, and he let it go and I and I just I'm like, I don't know too soon. I'm not ready to hear Diddy again in any format. But people are like celebrating, singing, dancing and rapping with him.

You know, the argument is, and by the way, this is not my argument. I'm just saying the argument. One of the arguments out there is, you know, when Diddy put that out, we didn't know Diddy was doing his little true parties. Right, it was a party. It's a part of your life, it's a part of your past. That song doesn't mean. But a lot of people other people will go, will what a scumbag? But what they cut off Biggie, they cut off the Biggie part.

That's the biggest crime.

That is the biggest crime.

Yeah, he's the feature, the main attraction.

He's the main character. I'm sorry, there you go, all right, Okay, that's okay. But all right, well, thanks for reporting back. What about you, Gandhi? What's on your mind today?

So Diamond gave me my Christmas gift today and it's amazing and perfect and I love it so much. It's a little wooden map of all the national parks and you can put a tree into the ones that you have actually been to. It's awesome, it's perfect. I flip it over and look at the back. It's from a company called Adventure Dad. I am officially an adventure dad. This was ever and it came from a company for adventure's fathers. So I think I'm turning over a new leaf in twenty twenty five. Thanks Diamond for helping me ready.

You adventure dads the best. You guys give each other the best gifts. What about you, producious hand? What's on your mind today?

So I'm no stranger to embarrassing myself. That happens pretty often, but I'd like to thank my husband for saving me from one. I called him while I was about to head to the hospital because I wanted him to know where I was going. And when he asked me to explain what happened, I said, I think I just used the bathroom I think I'm bleeding out, and then he reminded me for health reasons, I started drinking beetroot juice.

That was a side effect. Yeah, that'll do it.

Didn't I was going to show up to the hospital and be like, help me, my butt's thread and it was going to be beer juice.

I thought, I.

Wonder if people I wonder I people in emergency rooms always asked that as the first question, did you have beats last time?

That's so embarrassing and also very alarming. People, beware, just beware. Thank God for him though, for remember truly thanks Will.

By the way, someone just sent a text in By the way, I was a hurdler and it was really great and I'm five five.

Oh see that's four inches taller than I.

Hey, you'll be quiet, okay if I yes, that.

Would definitely work.

Easy to land on run and land on that. Yeah, here's toilettos.

Got to do it with idea.

What's going on, Nate? What's on your mind? Okay?

So a lot of people giving things up at the beginning of the year New Year's resolution, blah blah blah blah blah.

Uh.

It is so much easier to give.

Something up if you replace it with something else. So keep that in mind. Don't just give something up, try and replace it and replace it with something that's probably healthier for you. To say, so, I tried to. I'm trying to dial back my sweets. So instead of reaching for the candy bar, I go for some dried mango.

There something healthier. It sat satisfies that craving.

I'm not getting the candy, which I really want, but I'm probably gonna be healthier in the long run. So don't just give it up. Replace it with something healthier, good for you.

There you go, nice.

I thought dried mango has a lot of sugar.

It's not the same kind of shades.

I gave up a candy for crim Breulet. No, all right, did everyone go around there? Do we do? Everyone? Is everyone done?

Yeah?

We're done. Hi, I'm Sam Smith's ex. Oh, this is Jeron on the Morning Show. All right, we're done. But before we leave, what are we watching, Danielle?

Well, there's a lot. How about help them in a Secret Relationship on MTV or the series premiere of Doc on Fox. Or Star Wars Skeleton Crew episode seven on Disney Plus. Oh, and just down today Jerry Springer fights camera action on Netflix Till Tomorrow.

Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,

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