Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMANDFULL SHOW: The Day We Fact-Checked Our Sources
Good morning.
I know it's hard to wake up because the sun's in your eyes and sometimes like kind of sucks, but you goodness, and hey, you never know. There's a million different ways that this whole day could go. So I'm just popping in to say.
What do you call it? This crappy tastes like poop.
It does tastes like crap.
Dysfunctional show. I got a producer over here screaming in the corner. I got scary yelling because his eggs.
Are shuts ran in the morning show.
Well look at that we have slid into I guess third base. It's Wednesday, Love that, get your hand.
Out of my shirt? Is that third base? I don't even know about those bases.
I refer like baseball season. But it's okay. It is Wednesday, March nineteenth. Hey, everybody, I see Danielle.
Good morning, Danielle. There's my gandhy. There's my Froggye. Good morning on the last day's winter. Oh that's why it is tomorrow's the first day of spring.
Oh, thank you for that fun fact to launch us into outer space. Love that.
There's my scary buenos ds.
To my Nate. There's my Scottie b.
Good morning, there's my producer, Sam morning, there's my diamond.
I see Garrett. I'm very possessive today. Anyway, Well, welcome today. So I walked in the studio said, well, gosh, what do we what do we start to show with? And without even thinking about it, Danielle's like Jock Harlowe.
Oh so hot.
I know. I'm afraid to play the song because we'll all have to go take a nap. Oh, here we go.
You ays got a great about Jack Harlow other than everything. I remember this from when he was on with us, and I see him at the gym every once in a while. When he talks in his normal voice, he sounds just like that.
It's like, hey, so, what's going on?
Hey?
Baby, where's the locker room? Baby? I'm like, baby, it's right over there. It's crazy.
Anyway, welcome to the day. Do we have any guests today?
There, Nate, I don't know. My laptop won't turn on. I don't think so, wait, what's wrong with your laptop?
I just googled it on my phone. I gotta find the reset hole hole.
If you just plug in your charger, that might wake it up to you.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I can't. I can't imagine going through life looking for your reset hole. Yeah you do, you do? Now, what do you put in your reset hole? Like a toothpape? It's always gonna be something really small. I need a paper clip.
So if I find the reset hole, I got to stick a little thing in there. I think this is the only reason we use paper clips now is for reset holes. Anyway, let's get out and let's get home to the day. Line nine is Eileen. She just got home from the gym.
We think we're early Rosalind Rosalind, New York's own Eileen is much earlier than we are.
Hi, Eileen, how are you?
Hi?
Good?
Are you?
We're doing okay? So what time do you wake up and slither to the gym?
Four?
Wow?
The only time I have? So yeah, I get it and then get it done all right.
So for all of us early warriors is it's It's true they say the best time to work out, no matter what time in the morning, is the first thing in the morning. And so if you're an early leasure like we are, then that means we've got to get up just like Eileen and start earlier.
Well, then what time are we getting up?
Four o'clock two?
Yeah, I have to be like something.
Yeah, to get it done first day, my.
Lord or just scart.
You get into a habit and you have your crew, my crew, and they make sure.
I get there.
Wait, there's a there's a wait. Wait Eileen, Eileen, there's a Eileen, there's a crew there this early. Oh lord, there's a whole world going on we don't know about. Yeah, that's insane. Good for you, I mean, so it is habit, right, is that your your opinion? Habit?
Absolutely?
And good people that you're meeting there.
Huh huh. You know we were brought up, Mama said, no one in their right mind is up at that hour. Yeah, because issue is when we go to bed anyway, sobody who's within me, are we gonna start waking up at four o'clock to work out? Gun?
And I need to get up a two o'clock in the morning. We're gonna work out.
And if I didn't have this job, I'd be much more physically thin.
Yeah than.
Six o'clock you go to the gym.
Yeah, yeah, you blame your career. Well, Eileen, we got to hand it to you. You are an inspiration. I don't know if it's going to rub off on us, but good for you. You do this five days a week.
Four then I listened to you guys on the way home and hear the first caller of the day every day, and every day I say I'm going to do it. Today I did it.
Love it well. The trick to being the first call of the day is not that difficult because no one in the right minds up at this hour. It's just there's no competition to get through anyway. Eileen, you are the first caller of the day, all worked out, ready to get to work as a teacher. I love that. What do you have for Eileen? Oh, we've got a.
Fifty dollars Wendy's gift card so she can get a breakfast burrito after her workout.
Yeah, yeah, you need a post workout breakfast burrito. Lovely, totally all right, Eileen, you have the best day ever. Okay, hold hold on a second. I don't know they do it. We're we're not chopped ever. We could do that, couldn't we?
No, No, are we going to get crazy?
Guys? Okay, all right, all right, line will see me doing it either, So who am I said, all right, let's get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. According to Danielle's computer, which is working, we have no guest today, which is good. Yeah, we may have one tomorrow or two. We'll find out when we get there. All right, what's going on Gandhi?
All right?
A judge in the Dominican Republic is ruling in favor of an American linked to the disappearance of a University of Pittsburgh student. I don't know if you guys have been following this story, but it's pretty crazy. Sadik Shah Konanki has been missing for nearly two weeks after she was last seen near her hotel walking with Joshua Reebe of Iowa. Rhebe has been held in the Dominican Republic since her disappearance, and appeared in court on Tuesday asking that he'd be allowed to return to the US. The judge ruled in favor of Reebe's plea four freedom. Meanwhile, Kananki's parents have sent a formal request to Dominican Republic officials asking them to declare their daughter dead. A federal judge is temporarily blocking the implementation of a transgender military ban. Last month, President Trump signed an executive order banning trans gender people from serving in the military. Now, a judge is barring Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and other military officials from implementing that order. She said her order intends to maintain the status quo of military policy. And finally, the two NASA astronauts are back on Earth after a nine month stay on the ISS.
Yes, the das are happy.
Everyone's happy.
That it's great sunny. Williams and Butch Wilmore had to say, as we know, far longer than planned aboard the ISS after issues with their Boeing Starline or spacecraft. They returned home in a SpaceX capsule yesterday afternoon, splashing down off the coast of Florida near Tallahassee. They were joined by another NASA astronaut and a Russian cosmonaut for their ride home. It's nice to have them back. And those are your three things.
They Yeah, did you see how much mileage they had? They circled I think they circled the planet. How many times? Forty five hundred times?
A lot of times talk about mileage.
During your account?
You can.
Are you happy that they have landing here on airplanes? Would you like to like every time you land from flying somewhere, you have to just fall in the ocean and they have to come get you.
Absolutely not, thank you.
Do you think there's a movie on the way that they're going to sign a deal or something?
For sure?
Yeah, at least a Broadway musical.
Yeah.
Anyway, are you guys ready for your Wednesday?
Yeah, let's do it.
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Wow, the so much stuff to talk about today. I don't know where to start. Look, you know, when your favorite show goes away and you're waiting for the new season to start, They usually, you know, the shows we'd like her big enough where they give them a lot of publicity, a lot of promotion. Right, they usually say, oh my gosh, coming up in three months, your next episode, the next season is back. Well one of my favorite season, favorite shows of all time, Righteous Gemstones, the Righteous Gymstones. It just snuck back in out of nowhere.
And I when we ended the last season, season three, I was like, Oh, you know that sadness you get when your favorite show goes away? Yeah, of course, Well they cranked it back up. I guess it's been a couple of weeks. I didn't even know it was back.
I accidentally found it last night and I was doing cartwheels across the living room. I was so excited. Don't you get excited when your new show's back. Yes, So anyway, that's why I had to text all of you guys that let you know I think. I guess I'm the only Righteous Gymstones flan On.
I did start it, and I will say that first episode, I've never laughed so hard in my life.
Why I didn't go back to it, I don't know. But it gets better and better. And Samantha, I know you're a big fan too.
I only recently found it, and because my husband and I have such different hours, I have to turn it off every time he gets home because he's going to see it and be like, let's watch this together. And then I'm not going to be able to binge.
It it is.
I mean, the acting is amazing, it's funny, it's out of there, out of their mind. It's just it's slapstick, dirty comedy.
They described the show a little competition, a whole lot of blasphemy.
There you go.
Danny Bride, almost anything he does makes me laugh.
He's great. Yeah, he's funny. And of course Bobby Bobby, Billy, Billy, Bad Billy, Baby baby Billy, what's his character, Yeah, baby uncle Billy and his religious game show. It's got a it's it sounds like a crazy show just hearing it from our mouths, but they really is great. So I watched that last night. It was good, slipped like a baby, and I was telling Danielle. I had this beautiful steak. I got down the street at Parat's, my favorite place, one of my favorite places to meet. I put it on the grill, went into the kitchen and then I got a text. I started texting someone and then I had to do some anything else, and I realized I left the steak on the grill for like twenty five thirty minutes. Was that it was nothing but a piece of charcoal. I was like, well, can't I scrape it like burnt toast? No, you can't, it's done. Can you believe it's just I left that beautiful steak there for like a half an hour.
Yeah, I've done that in the oven before, like to keep something warm, like if Sheldon's not home yet, and I'm like, I'll just keep his food warm, and then it's dried out because it was in there too long. Now yeah, yeah, it.
Is the same because parates, I'll tell you what they're they're these steaks, these Delmonico steaks. Oh they're expensive too, And I really blew that one, but thank god I had some left over corn beef and cabbage from Saint Patty's Day?
Did you take it out of the trash?
You're done with it, never to visit again.
Well, had one little sliver left? All right, let's get into the horse coach with producer Sam. Who are you doing them with today?
The person who's in most pain over your story, Scary Jones?
Scary I know a good steak. It really is a tear jerker. They say that all the time. What a sin? A sin?
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Excellent, Let's go. Then, let's get in. Let's get in the car and drive. Danielle, what do you have coming up with your first report?
Lollapalooza is set and Selena and Benny are not rushing the wedding plans.
What about fire festival in your news? Any added artists for fire Festival?
I haven't heard. I deserted the first dicat whistled by Scary Jones.
You thought it is scary scary. You already bought a fire festival and it did not no shot. All right, Well, we'll find out what daniel has is coming up.
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Just thought of something. It's really funny how we started the week talking about that series called Adolescence, which is just a heart wrenching, I mean, kick in the head, break your heart, make you cry, and solve ab out loud series. And then I'm so excited about Righteous Gemstones, which is like the those are irreverent, crazy, I mean insane. The two have nothing in common. It's it's weird how it's okay, it's okay to like different things and broaden your horizons would but the two have nothing. They have nothing in common. I don't know. People are still checking in and seeing adolescents for the first time. Yeah, they're texting in. I'm keeping an eye on that and they're like, wow, thanks for turning me on to that.
Yeah, but I'm not watching the.
End exactly, but I know what they've they've gone through if they if you saw it at least three episodes like you've done, Danielle.
No, I've only seen one. Oh really, Yeah, they're not ready for the rest yet.
Well, okay, and you may never get to it, you know. I don't know.
Yeah, and it's totally up to you.
But for those of us who've seen all four episodes, like like Gandhi for instance, we know what ride is ahead, we know what's coming up, and it's nuts. I mean, it's I don't know, it really is.
I don't know. I don't want to like overhype it for people because I think if you have kids, you're probably like, yep, this is exactly what goes on and what happens. But for someone who doesn't have I always think about adults going through these things that are happening, and then you think about children and it's very sad.
Yeah.
Wow, Well, anyway. But then there's the Righteous Gemstones, which is it's filthy. I mean it's filthy some of the dialogue.
Last time, I was like, well, this is I love it because I like it when it's crazy filthy.
You know, I'm fine. Filthy humor is good for me. I mean they get really dark, but it's just fun and comical. They do it in a very playful way. But I don't know now and now I'm looking for a new show. Now I'm on the hunt. I'm addicted.
Did you catch up with White Lotus?
Yes, call it with White Lotus. Finally, have you started season three of Reacher? No, Alex has though he likes it a lot. It's good. Okay, I'll go to season three. I like watching that, all right, Yeah, you know, and once again I'll start watching something. Oh I'm so excited for this new season, and I'll realize I've already seen this.
Oh I know.
It's like, what kind of life are we living where we can't remember all these great shows that we've.
Seen watching too much TV?
I know.
Maybe all right, let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle, what do you have? What do you what do you loving to?
Well?
Let's talk about Lollapalooza first, finally announcing the lineup for this year's music festival. Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Luke, colmbs Asap, Rocky and more are all your top bills. We've got Tyler the creator, Gracie Abrams Corn. I mean, it's gonna be a ridiculous show cage. The Elephant's going to be there, one hundred and seventy artists and tickets go on sale March twenty at the ten am Central time, which is tomorrow. And Lalla Ploosa is gonna go from July thirty first through August third, and it will take place at Chicago's Grant Park. So a lot of people I'm gonna want their tickets. So Justin Tiberlake shared a really cute TikTok with his followers. He was on a plane and he pretended to be the flight attendant. He gave the flight instructions while the real flight attendants demonstrated how to put on the life jacket, et cetera. Here's what Justin sounded like.
Jacket is located how at the side of your seat.
To inflate the life jacket full firmly on the red toggles.
If you have any questions, keep them to yourself.
Oh we're just kidding.
Please ask the crew.
We'll be flying over the beautiful countries of Dominican Republic, Columbia, Brazia, Olivia.
Until we make our way into Argentina.
We thank you for flying JT Live twenty five Air.
It's going to be lit. Wow, that's a weird flight plan.
That really is a weird flight plan. But it would be kind of cool if he was on our flight. He did that right, I would love that. Betty Blanco and Selena Gomez not in any rush to get married. They were talking to Rolling Stone and they opened up about where they are in the wedding plans. He said, I think every day she's planned a new wedding in her head, and then she admits that she's still taking in every single moment. So it's really cool. Their joint album comes out tomorrow. I said, I love you. First, let's see, I told you the other day about the the YouTube group the Sidemen, who are like one of the first content creators that were out there that were a big group of people. KSI comes from there. He's the guy who brings us prime. He's also an artist. They had that crazy soccer match at Wembley Stadium. It was sold out. They raised a lot of money for charity. Well, they are worth sixty five million dollars. They have been together eleven years. How crazy is that? And it's seven of them and a lot of them do their own thing as well. Like I told you, KSI does a lot on his own. But isn't that insane? Sixty five million dollars, that's crazy. Kelly Clarkson returned to her daytime talk show yesterday. She did not address why she has been missing in action for two weeks. She will not be there again today. Andy Cohen is slated to host the show today. The rest of the guests are you know up there posted for the rest of the week and Kelly's absence. They're really just saying a personal matter, so we really don't know a lot. A lot of people are gonna be jealous about this one. Timothy Shallamy and Gwyneth Paltrow on new movie Marty Supreme, and she said, we have a lot of sex in this movie. So she said, Timothy, yes, yes, she does play somebody older in the movie. You have to read what the movie's about, and she said that the one thing she had to get out of the way was like, Okay, I'm one hundred and nine years old and you're like fourteen. She knows what you're saying. She knows what you're saying.
For these movies, a lot of times they they insist they use an intimacy coach, yeah, to make sure everything's on the up and up and everything looks good. At the same time, they're not, you know, invading. Gwyneth Paltrow said no, no, she refused the intimacy court. Ha ha, she's loving it.
Well, she said.
He is a man who takes his work really seriously and he's a very fun partner. So that's cool.
Us.
Speaking of Timothy Shallamy, if you did not see his Bob Dylan biopic A Complete Unknown, Hulu will be streaming it for us starting March twenty seventh, so that's right around the corner. And yesterday we talked about Tracy Morgan. Remember he threw up, he had a nosebleed at the garden during the next game. Well he is okay, he said. Doctors said it was food poisoning. Took the social said I appreciate my MSG family for taking such good care of me. And he also needed to shout out the crew that had to clean it all up. So, yeah, what are we watching? You do have the Dodgers and the Cubs in Tokyo six ten am Eastern times, so that game has started. You've got oh pray one hundred, the live celebration going down tonight, Righteous Gemstones if you haven't watched that on HBO, Max Survivor, the Mass Singer, Abbot Elementary, the Amazing Race all on tonight, and that is my Danielle report.
All right, daniel thank you so much. Scary? Can I have the pointer? Please? Thank you? People don't understand share it. Scary and I share a screen to like play the next element. We call it like plays the next song, the ex commerce whatever. If we fight over the cursor. Oh, there's got to be a better way. Did you ever get your computer to come on? Nate? I did. I had to do a hard reboot. Now how do you do that?
You had this You had to hold down the button for thirty seconds.
Thirty seconds long time? So what did you do to make your computer so confused? And he died? A hard reboot? I was just actually telling this to Andrew.
I worked late here last night, and I left it here in the office, and I left it plugged in. I am no computer wizard, but that is my assumption. That's what happened. It was confused based on its new location here in the studio.
Isn't that crazy? How you would think these things are perfect? But no, they get confused, just like we do. Yeah. So, I mean at some point, all computers and all phones will get dementia and it doesn't work. That's exactly what happened. You gotta trade it in for a new one. Let's get into some fun. What do you have You want to play a game? You want to yell at each other about somethings that we disagree on. Whatever? You want to do? A feud? Can you get the feud together?
Oh?
You know, I love playing the feud. It's one of my favorite games to play with my best friends. Yeah, let to argue with your best friends. How come I every time we played the feud?
You guys get all mad at play for both teams and sabotage both teams.
You're a saboteur and.
I'm the best. I'm the most fun player here. You know it. You you have to agree with that.
I'm running out of ways to mix up the teams, So if anybody has a suggestion, please let me know.
I have one.
To go old school. Just do it the old way.
Remember last time you had me to just play on both teams. Yeah, that was a good idea. Just go old school, do it the old the old way. All right, square, Okay, let's let's seell in show at each other. Let's get the feud on here next. Come on, all right, where's my cursor? Thank you?
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Have you noticed that as time passes, things that were just normal everyday things in our lives just slowly disappear.
Oh yeah, For instance, I just don't.
See coins on the sidewalk anymore.
Yeah, because no one uses coins exactly.
But did anyone notice there's just no coins on the sidewalk anymore? They just kind of rolled away?
So no, find a penny, pick it up. Then all day you'll have good luck.
And luck right, Elvis, I saw a quarter the other day. I'm like, oh, I haven't seen this in forever. A quarter on the ground, A quarter, a quarter. He turned Scotty beyond in the Serial Killers podcast room. Scotty, Yes, Scotty. Whatever happened to toys and cereal boxes?
They just don't do it anymore. It cost them too much money, so now it's just scanned this QR code for extra funem So.
I remember I would make my mom get some fruity pebbles or fruit loops whatever. I would take the box home and I would get a huge bowl and I would dump.
Them all out.
Oh yeah, just to get you know, the little envelope with the toy. And of course at the very end it was all nothing but just sugar coming out. Then Mom would be like, oh, I can't believe you're eating that, and she would stir it all up and put it back in the box.
Yeah.
But we don't see toys in cereal boxes anymore. One thing that I don't see that much of anymore, and I'm not I'm okay with it. Actually, I don't see as many people smoking cigarettes anymore.
We were just talking about that over the weekend. Really, Yes, there's one die we work with who smoked cigarettes, and every time he did I was like, what is this the eighties?
Are we in Europe?
What's happening? He smokes in five?
Well, when we were at the bar, and of course Billy Bush comes out of nowhere from you know, from Extra Oh, el Elvis deriding everybody, Elvis, would you like a cigarette? My friends and I were going to smoke a cigarette. Oh. He made it sound like it was like a big event.
Nobody does, I said.
I said, well, I've had a couple of drinks. No I don't. I'm fine, But but they to them it was like, oh well, at home with our wives and girlfriends, we never smoked cigarettes.
But here in this island paradise, we're going to.
Smoke some cigarettes. That's how he talks.
Yes.
Is he a cartoon character?
Yes, he's a cartoon of himself.
He makes me laugh. Billy Bush makes me laugh so hard because he's I don't know, let's see things that are disappearing. Of course, you know physical checks.
Yes, I was.
Asked to send a check the other day and I didn't know what to do. I'm like, uh, yeah, do I have those look scoutty bees? And they're writing a check right now.
I am the doctor. I'm going to to this that we only take checks or cash, and I don't have any cash.
That's so funny. That's my doctor, that he's going to for something and say they are so old. I love him to death. Not going to say his name, but he's so old school that everything in the office is old and that they still take a check, that you have to have a check. Wow, Yeah, it's crazy.
And what about simicolon semi colins?
What?
I don't even know have to say it anymore? Do people use those anymore?
Yeah?
I feel like everyone's getting them tattooed on themselves now because you go ahead, well, because it means you know, the story is not over, This continues on. Yeah, listen, I'm just saying I'm not having one. I'm telling you.
Why they're there by GBT uses them still, I mean they yeah, it does. I thought that dot dot dot meant the story still on. Well, but I heard that younger people make fun of us who use the dot dot dots. Really why, because you must be old if you use dot dot dots? What else is missing in our lives?
Have you?
Have you noticed any missing scary They don't put they don't post the kids that are missing on milk cartons anymore because they're all plastic. That's not true.
I was waiting for someone to say.
That, I kill that My lactaid is another old person thing. My lactaid is a milk carton. They could easily put some missing kids on.
There are these just like things that we're seeing or is it sort of more broad like society is missing these things now?
Well, it could be anything. I think the things that are missing.
Facts checking has just gone out the window. People just read a headline and they say, oh this is true, and then they circulate it all over the place and not one person bothers to actually check is this true or not. I've done it myself before, but I feel like that's gone.
Where up my apartments located downtown around the corner on West Broadway used to be this independent hardware store. Nope, now it's a it's owned by someone else. It's not like John's Hardware. What happened to those?
I mean the mom and pop stores?
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
We're all kids playing outside. Yes, I don't see that anymore, definitely missing. Yeah, So in my head, I'm like, children don't exist, they're not outside, They're nowhere.
It's because this world has changed.
People at businesses who are answering phones, they don't answer phones anymore. Businesses they don't. And what happened to twenty four hour businesses? There used to be a lot more places open around the clock. Oh yeah, now anyway, I don't know. I was just it just started when I saw that lonely coin on the sidewalk. IM like, this is so weird, how odd. But you know, society moved forward and things disappear.
You know what went away for a while too. I think they're coming back now more fireflies. Don't see any of those for a very long time, and then I started seeing some over summer and I got so happy. I'm like, oh you're back. Where have you gone?
Well, let's hope we have a huge summer of fireflies coming back. And they're saying this year's Cicada conference is going to be massive.
Every year. These things are we supposed to kill those other bugs?
Still?
Remember those other lantern fly?
Yeah, the lantern flies?
They came out and said, we were never supposed to kill him in the first place.
Oh slaughtered, that's not I felt so awful slamming my foot down on those beautiful, colorful little lantern flies.
I never did it. When I used to see parents encouraging their kids, like yeah, stop it out, I thought, what is happening all this time?
And they told didn't they tell us to put them an envelopes and mail them to the.
Yes, pick up the cart.
Yeah, the one is to send the carcasses. Oh yeah, okay, I'm glad that that ended. Anyway, I just wanted to just let you know there are things disappearing out there. Analog clocks, people are texting things in.
Yeah.
I don't think a lot of people, young people know how to read an analog clock anymore.
Oh that's sad.
And then cursive writing is gone.
I read was coming back because people think it's cool.
Okay, good, all right, there you go. I'm in. I mean, it's like scary as members only jacket. It's gonna come back eventually. All right, Hey, Nate, do you have a feud ready to get ready to go? Have you figured out how you're gonna host this thing?
Oh?
Yeah, I figured it out. Okay, okay, let's play the feud. Let's yell at each other. Why.
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I was just telling everyone here in the room during the song. There's a story in the New York Post today about a woman, a single mom now who divorced her husband, or is divorcing her husband, found out he was cheating on her. Okay, he moved out of the house, moved in with a friend, and you know he had girlfriends over whatever. She went on to her phone and discovered he had entered over two hundred phone numbers in her phone and blocked them. What why these were these were the numbers of all these people, aerial cheater. Obviously allegedly these are all the phone numbers of the women he was cheating with. So just in case there was a slip up and one of them tried to reach out to his wife, it would be blocked. Well, she discovered it because one of the women he was cheating on with got in touch with her and she tried to text her and it wouldn't go through. She's like, what's going on here? And she realized in her blocked phone numbers file over two hundred numbers of people she'd never heard of.
Damn, damn.
M Of course, Gandhi's first response was, oh, genius, it's.
A pretty good idea. But now with you know, like the ghost numbers and stuff and social media, it's an important step, but it's not the only one.
Yeah, there's right right, Wow, can you imagine? I mean, if you're such a serial cheater you have to go to your partner's phone and sneak in numbers on their on their blocked list.
And that's disgusting, it is. Don't bring that home to me, please.
Well, in her video, she actually kind of looked at the camera. Wow, good thinking, you got me flow. Anyway, she looks happy with her baby. I didn't feel bad for her. She's on a better, better path now. But yeah, what Froggy said is just so true. I truly believe the act of cheating has gotta just wear you down if you think about it.
No, I'm just saying, if you think about you got to cover every single thing you do all the time. And in the beginning, when you first start cheating, it's it's like anything else. You're really good at covering your tracks in the beginning, and then you get sloppy, and then it becomes too much and that's how you get caught.
So mean, Wow, he went to.
A lot of work to get to get through this, and that's a lot of freaking numbers.
That's a lot. Well, well it is. And you also wonder what else was he like spinning to do hie the whole thing. Here's another text. This happened to me, but with Instagram. He went on my Instagram and blocked the woman he was with so there would be no wow, so she couldn't see just in case the woman he was with was posting things about him. I guess I don't know. Wow. All right with that said, it is Wednesday. Tomorrow is excuse me, our favorite day of the week. Tomorrow is food News Thursday. But we got to get through this day. Let's hobble across that finish line with a family feud, the worst host ever. Thank you. We're going old school based on your suggestion, you know. But so we're going guys and dolls.
So the fellas we got Froggy, Scary and Scottie and the ladies Danielle, Gandhi and Eldest Clouds.
I'm probably a lady today, all right, luck Luck be a lady tonight.
Oh god, alright, you're on our team.
Just remember that, man, You know, that means nothing. That means absolutely, That means you are going to shine like a diamond.
That means the guys are gonna win. So here we go. All right. The first, Hey, by the way, stop that if you were recalled the last several times we played this, my team has always one because you were on both teams.
Don't know what's it.
Doesn't matter anyway, Go ahead, here we go.
The first survey question on the board, our survey to our massive studio audience. Name a phrase a cop might say on the job that they might also say in bed, I asked you, Danielle, a phrasey cop might say on the job that they might also say in.
Bed, put your hands above your head, show me your hands.
However, the number number two actually the number three response. Sorry, that's so, we're gonna go to the team, Fellas Froggy name me phrase a cop might say on the job that. They might also say, in bed, what.
Are you gonna do with that weapon? We didn't cops. We didn't have cops in porn. I'm sorry.
On team, ladies, are you ready to play?
Yeah?
Yeah, do it?
Here we go so.
Gandhi, Oh god, praising cop might say on the job might also say in bed.
Don't move.
Oh that's good, that's good.
Yes, one response move, Okay. I can't imagine being in bed with when you're telling him to freeze.
Please.
Yeah, three more answers on the board. We're going to you, Elvis Durant name a phrasing cop might say on the job that. They might also say, in bed, careful with those teeth. Take your first here a copy of the people are dangerous with their top say that so, uh, back to you there, Dan, yell.
Something with handcuffs, so like I'm gonna cuff you now you know, something like that?
Oh so close didn't make the poor job was the number six is far so sorry too, buzzes. And that wasn't Elvis's fault. Believe it or not. Back to you, Gandhi. One buzz left, three answers left. Name a phrase a cop might say on the job that they might also say in bed.
Are we talking about like someone maybe taking.
A prisoners questions? This is questions, but you're you might be on this right.
Line of like a bendover, bend over. I'm going bend over and cough.
Wow, but no cigar, We're going to you team fellas. Elvis feel free to play because that's I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one?
What do you got? Spread? Spread them? That's good.
What about you have the right to remain silent or you're under arrest like just cop thing, or if it's a drunk driving stop blow here, I think spread them Elvis, hands behind your back, hands behind your.
Back, like the fact that Elvis is on your team.
And if you notice when Danielle use turns into something in my hands, having your hands is covered in Daniels.
Raise a might say on the job that they might also say in bed. Or turn around? How about why why such a hurry? Little lady?
Tell me that one.
Face away from me? All right, we have an answer here, boy, yeah.
Scream spread them when you're going with yelvis.
If it's not there, it should be.
The number four most popular response to two you were missing?
You get down the last one? Hold it, hold it?
Well, it's probably holdend like that. But I have a question.
Can we trade players at this point the game?
You know what? I'm going to allow the substitution about to be on your team? Anyway? Who do you want to know?
Hold on?
Wait, you're trading me? Yes, yes, like major league.
Here's the thing he's gonna play for us anyway?
Right?
Yea?
Hold on, hey, hey, to be fair, the host told me to answer. I was following the instructions, and that's.
You were going to give some wildly inappropriate response, not the correct answer.
Let me tell you to answer again.
Spreadam is a great response. You want to trade their Gandhi.
Daniel, we should try them, I say, Scott, okay, all right, the official All right, Scotty, you're now a lady.
Don't we have to approve? We go?
Don't you know what they say?
The enemy? You know is what? How's it going? Anyway? Go ahead? Right, doesn't matter.
Let me make this substitution official. All right, here we got team who were ladies. So that's the Danielle, Gandhi, Gandhi. We asked one hundred women, that's you. You're a woman named something about you that's fake. Oh my god.
Top five answers on the board.
Our hair and hair color the same thing.
You can't ask me questions that's not hair. Number one response. So you have to control of the board. Do you want to play or do you want to pass?
You want to play?
All right, here we go. All right, we're going to Scotty right, yes, so Scottie name. We asked one hundred women, name something about you that's fake.
Boobs? Boobs?
Of course, that's on the board. Number five most popular response. Wow, still have three on the board. We're going to you, Danielle.
I'm gonna say nos knows.
Just because you had that done doesn't mean everybody else. I got one, I got, I got, I got one for you. Okay.
Now, if if the guy on our team answers, we don't get a strike, right, the guy is not on our team.
No, I'm gonna in the strike. Strike go ahead. What's the question again?
We asked one hundred women named something about you that's fake. Left leg, no way, get him out.
Of here.
Absolutely left leg that see them all the time. I can't count. I cannot count. Not there strike.
Strike actually goes against the other team, so you automatically basically win. But well, we still have to finish the category. So Scotty, we have one hundred women named something about you.
That's fair.
Oh no, gandhi, I'm sorry, I have an answer. Yes, yes, that's the most popular, responds. We still have two left on the board.
Who are we up to?
I think how about well, how about jewelry? Jewelry, Sorry, Scotty is not working. That's three buzzes.
Okay, you said that we went to the other so you did well, we could just steal that. However, I want to hear the response the host, responding again fellas why.
Not froggy eyelashes? That's the obvious one.
Yes, the spiders on your eyes would be.
But no, you didn't win.
You Elvis gave an answer that was incorrect.
That's it, that's it, that's it. I'm not quite sure what just happened. Yes, you gave an incorrect response halfway through their round.
So you guys, so technically like had the game come to you guys, and you had your chance to answer, Elvis would have answered it correctly, so we would have won.
That was new answer, A group answer, yes, because Elvis gave a preemptive response.
Always the round. I really think we need a new host. I think you've really much. I'm trying to make this interesting.
Sorry, it's so confusing, but Elvis, congratulations.
You take the other team. So all right, But to be fair, you call it tanking. I call it great answers. Bob left leg and watch the teeth the lady, what's left to smile on there? Yeah? It was tan tan on their fake tans. There is no fake tan.
Have the good answers after the game?
I had answer the entire game. Don't you need to recognize good answers?
Young lady?
Right?
All right? Well, now what do we do? Take a break round? I think we need to do three things we haven't known that. All right, let's do three thing. We need to know that we do have one thousand dollars free money phones coming up shortly, so hang in there, all right, Gandhi, what's going on?
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Just ahead of you a thousand dollars free money phone tap thanks to factor hang out. You're gonna win some money one thousand dollars just coming up in a few minutes for the phone tap. Adriana in Miami is online nineteen listening to us on why one hundred point seven. Uh, Adriana, welcome.
Him to the show.
It's so glad. I'm We're so glad to talk to you.
Hi, good morning. Can you guys hear me?
Yes? Loud and clear, loud and clear.
So.
One of the questions on the feud a few moments ago was, uh, they asked a bunch of women what what is one of the top things on your body or in your life that could be fake. And I jokingly said the left leg.
So Adriana sends me a text saying, hey, I love your family feud. I have no left leg.
Oh, Adriana, you're validating this guy's crazy choices.
No, it's not crazy.
He was absolutely corrupted. I was in the car with my uncle on the way to work and I'll missaid it and I started laughing because I was like, he's so right, I'm.
A left leg.
Well it doesn't it didn't really make the top five things that.
Just makes me special?
Yes, Oh, well, of course you are.
You listen to us.
I think everyone who listens to us is air Quotes special because we are, because we are pretty much special in our own way. So, Adriana, what do you have there?
A prosthetic leg?
Okay? And how you doing with that?
How long have you had stated above the knee?
Okay? How long have you have you been living with with your leg situation like this?
Pretty much since first Wow?
Okay, So it's it's it's your life. It's like it's second nature to you.
It's no big deal, right, Yeah, but people do make it a big deal because it makes people uncomfortable sometimes I'm assuming.
Yeah, my coworkers and I were just talking about it the other day and how people like to be fake saviors. So you know, you joke with your friends, you you make jokes and stuff, and someone wants to save you because they feel like, oh no, how dare you? But what don't you make for like fun of your other friends?
So hell, yeah.
I think my coworker said something like, oh, you don't even have.
A leg to and on, but that's not true. She still has a leg to stand all. She's well still, So you know, it's interesting we're talking about the other day. For instance, it's it's all the society thing. You'll see someone walking with say, I'm not comparing you to a dog or anything like that, but you'll see someone walking their dog down the street. Dogs don't give a flying whatever about other dogs and how many legs they have. It's just not important to them because they have other things that are extremely important to them, getting food, you know, feeling affection from their owners. Whatever. But people, we have these weird things in our heads, right, I mean, to be missing a leg to us, it's like whoa this is? This is very unusual. Yeah, but you used to.
Be doing great, I hope.
So no, you are, You're you're great.
Yeah, yeah, Nate, what's up?
Okay, serious question? Is it a prosthetic foot that's on your legs? So do you still buy a air of shoes and have a pair of shoes?
Well yeah, okay, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Cartney's X go on Dancing with the Stars and she had one aesthetical.
Act right, yes, and look, Adriana, there's a texture here and saying they're missing an eyeball.
Oh nice.
I love that, you know what, let's let's here for everyone who's missing something.
Yeah.
I don't know, but Adriana, thank you so much for reaching out to us. And I love that you're listening to us.
No, thank you guys for Colleen, it was fun.
Yeah. Follow up questions gone to yes.
Well for you, Adrian. I feel oftentimes that not acknowledging something that's very obvious about somebody is almost like saying it's a problem because you're not going to acknowledge it and act like there's something long. How do you feel about that? Would you rather somebody acknowledge it and just be like, yeah, that's fine. Who cares or just act like there's nothing wrong at all.
But I'm always like, I've worked with kids. Right now, I work with adults, but I've always worked with kids, and they're the first ones to be like, hey, why do you walk like that? And you tell them and they're fine and they're like okay. And then I've had like parents will like they would get mad at their kids. They're like, oh my god, don't say that, and I'm like, no, say that. They're curious. Let them ask. I much rather someone ask me, you know, hey, what happens versus like whispering behind my back and making a stuff.
Or do they put you on their morning show? So Adriota, I'm go ahead.
So you know how like if you know a gay person, they say, oh I have a gay friend, blah blah blah, you guys should meet, maybe you'll date, or oh you have a British friend. Oh I have another British friend. You guys must know each other. Do people always think that prosthetic people always know each other or that hey, I have another friend with one leg, you guys should meet?
Yep?
All the time. YEP. When I was in high school, it was my first day and I was asking where the elevator was, and the lady in the office goes, Hey, do you know so and so? And I was like, no, I don't think I know them. She goes, she's a little person.
And I was like, okay, well, you know, you should even meet my husband. He only has one testicle.
This is awesome. But also I'm thinking the good that can come out of this. Have you ever have you ever had conversations with a child who is missing a limb and you actually kind of just talked to him about how life is great. It really isn't that big of a deal unless you make it a big deal, right, I mean I could see how you could do a lot, especially kids.
Yeah, no, I right now. I help individuals with disabilities find and maintain employment. So I have, you know a lot of my clients that are like, oh my god, look you see like she's doing it. She went to school, she she does this because I feel like a lot of people think they can't do something just because of their disability, or you know, just a number of things. So if I can be that person to give inspiration, I don't like thinking of it like that, but if I can, I enjoy it. But it also comes out on the other end because I've talked to clients' moms and my boss will call me in the office and be like, oh, we've got a complaint from you, like you're you're you're too harsh, and I'm like, what do you mean? And they're like, yeah, this parent called in and they're like, oh, I don't want her working with my kid because she doesn't know what it's like to have a disability. I was like, oh, I was like, send them into the office. I want them to.
Meet me, bring them in.
Yeah, well you can't bring them in. You know. It's so funny, Adrianna. Since we started this conversation, I'm watching the text messages. So many people who are missing eyes, kidneys, no left leg here. I hear someone says, I'm missing my marbles. This is brain cells are missing. I mean, we have a lot of people listening who are living their lives just totally fine, and this is the place. You know, what if we if we could check in our rating systems and see how many people we have listened to us who are missing a limb or an eyeball versus other shows.
I bet we win, I bet we win.
Yeah, because because, without a doubt, we are all on this show and people listening to us, we are all on the the isle of misfit toys. We really are. I truly believe that, and I think it's a great thing. Well, Adriana, look, I love that you're listening to us today. You have the best day ever in uh.
Guys, you guys are awesome. Thank you so much. You made my morning.
You made our morning.
I'm not about to get coffee and go in the office, so thank you guys. It was fun.
All right, on to your day, Adrian, I have a great one. Thanks for listening to us. There you have it. I love it. Yep, the isle of misfit toys. That's how we want to play with in the box. I know exactly. If you don't know what that means, and just go go with it. Scary, it's kind of weird. All right, let's get into the phone tat.
Let's do it the free.
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All right, Danielle, you're doing the phone tap today?
Yep. Perfect.
We received a letter from Emily. See, Emily is taking some college classes and she's decided to get her dad and yeah, anyway, well, Danielle's going to make a call as a professor to dad and then Emily will speak to her dad. Let's see exactly what's going on in today's phone tap.
Hello, I may speak to Larry please. This is Professor piery Rop. Uh huh, I am your daughter, Emily's sculpting teacher.
Is everything all right?
Yeah, everything is great. I just wanted to confirm that you're going to be there on Friday.
On Friday. Is there something going on? She hasn't told me anything about this?
Oh, actually she signed you up on Friday for ninety five for a.
Model for our class.
I know she hasn't told me anything about this.
Yeh.
I mean, would you be willing to come in and post for the class so they could sculpt you?
I don't know. I guess I should talk to her about it.
But well, I guess if she didn't tell you anything, then you don't know that it's actually a nude sculpting class.
Excuse me.
I mean this session that we're doing is nude models. And she said, oh, my is perfect. He's in great shape, he'll.
Be great for this.
No, that that really isn't something I would do.
He said, Oh, he's he's the coolest dad.
He's like, he's not you know what.
Excuse me, I'm going to need to talk to her about this. But no, the answer is absolutely.
Once they sculpted you, it's not like people are going to know that it's Larry's, you know what. They're just going to know it's somebody's you know what.
You know.
I don't know why you're pushing me on this. I've told you right now This is not something I'm comfortable with, and it's not something I'm going to do. And I will talk to my daughter about what.
Will we give you a hundred bucks?
No, that's not the point. The point is is that I'm not going to strip in front of anybody, let alone a group of strangers. Now, please, Okay.
Well, okay, then how about this? Would you feel more comfortable if your wife was in the class?
No, absolutely not. This is ridiculous.
It's so funny. He's so upset.
All right, we'll wait for him to call.
Okay, okay, Oh my gosh, I'll be hold on. He's calling.
He's calling.
I three way am in right?
Okay, hold on, okay, go ahead.
Hey, I just got a really rather disturbing call from none of your professors.
Uh huh.
She said that you volunteered me to come in and be a model.
Yeah.
You said you were busy on Friday when I talked to you last week.
Yeah.
No, I thought you wanted to have lunch or something. I didn't realize you were going to start volunteering me for stuff. Well, you know what, she's she's a little crazy, this woman. She wanted No, she's away.
Dad, Why are you so upset.
You sound really mad at me because this woman asked me to come in and model naked in your class. That I can't believe you even you even thought I would, I would possibly consider that. I cannot tell you how embarrassing that was.
Oh, I don't even understand what's wrong with that done?
What do you mean?
Always say that I would be out of my body, that I should respect my body, my.
Body, your body, but not not and not not to display it in front of a bunch of strangers. I don't know what you were than my.
Class meets and their professionals.
Well, okay, if you feel comfortable with it, you're you're a grown girl. You can do whatever you want. But no, how dare you volunteer me for something like that without even asking me?
I talked to more about it mom those two, and she's what do you mean?
She's the prudest person on the planet. She was running like a lie on a beach in a bathing suit. You're talking about about being in a class naked.
Nose knows is she has she has the ability to.
Differ between heart wrap. This is crap.
Fine, Well, if you're not gonna help me out with class at least, can I put you on the radio.
What hey, Larry, Larry, this is Daniel Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You just got phone taffed.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Okay, okay, Now, it was getting to a point there where I thought, okay, something is wrong here, something is really Wronghea.
There you have it.
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There's a million different ways that this whole day could go. So I'm just popping in to say.
What do you call it?
This coffee tastes like po it does tastes like crap.
Hollo dysfunctional show. I got a producer over here screaming in the corner. I got scary yelling because its eggs are.
Gentle creatures.
Ran in the Morning Show.
Hey, you know what I want to talk about something we were talking about during the song early. You know, a lot of our ideas just pop up while a song is playing because we've heard the song just like you fifty thousand times. It's okay, turn it down a little bit, let's talk. We were talking about mistruths on the internet about I don't know. For instance, Gandhi was saying, there is a guy now, this influencer who says, no, it's all a scam. You don't need to brush your teeth. You don't need to go to the dentist.
The dentist, he said, the dentist in general, to scam a scam.
Yeah, it's a big scam, and they're trying to get your insurance money. You know, if you just eat the right foods and don't eat too much sugar, just the fact of chewing alone is brushing your teeth and you don't need to flaw. It's all a scam. It's all an industry and we've all been suckered. Yes, people believe this guy.
People do believe this person. It takes one dumb influencer online with a lot of followers to convince people that what they're saying is true. Because nobody is going to check. If you would just read the comment section. Sometimes there were a ton of dentists who slid in and said, this is wildly incorrect, because this guy was saying, I don't eat sugar, I don't eat anything that's cooked, no oils, and that's why my teeth are fine. But even the dentists were saying, even if you eat fruits and vegetables, there are still microbes that could get stuck in your teeth and your teeth wrought out. That you need to be taking care of your teeth, and your teeth are the first place where the health begins.
His breath must be wonderful.
I can't imagine.
We don't know, you know, when it comes to teeth, there's heredity going on in there. A lot of people are born with perfect teeth. They'll never have a cavity, and so therefore they think it's all a scam. You know, they don't take that into consideration as well. I'm you know. So these influencers are going online and saying whatever they want, and people believe them, especially Scary. Scary is the biggest offender here. Like they'll come out and go, oh my god, look at this pill. They take this pill from a plant in South America, and what it does, you'll live forever if you take this pill. And he believes them and he buys the pill immediately. Yeah, I will say that. You know, a lot of that stuff I do take with a grain of salt these days.
But you know, I'm now starting to doubt the moon landing because of the glut of videos that are online. And now it's serve the my algorithm. There you go, you get on the moon, but you're the.
Same guy who bought flat Tommy Ta for women because you just saw one thing.
You want to flat tummy by drinking tea for women. But that's okay. I don't know, but to see that, that's that look. I think unless you use your brain, unless you're somewhat analytical, and I guess somewhat smart, you're gonna believe everything you see. And I know sometimes I have to stop myself going wait, hold on, don't order that. Hold on, And then I'll go look at reviews. I'll look at what the ingredients are and if they really do what they say they're gonna do. And then I learned, Okay, this is bs, this is all crap. Absolutely, and I staught myself. But if you don't, because we are so into moving to the next thing, next thing, the next thing, we don't take time to fact check.
Yeah.
And then Gandhi was up on.
The on the the soap box a few minutes ago during the song saying, we are out of our minds.
We've got to be smart people fact check everything, right. Well, Gandhi, toothpaste is a scam.
Sorry, I just I mean it seems like, you know, the Internet gives us so much information, which at this point is almost akin to no information. Because you can google and find something that supports whatever crazy thought you had. It doesn't mean it's true. Just because it's there doesn't mean it's true. Talk to the people who have gone to school for it and are professionals. Your dentist is not trying to scam you. I mean, I don't know your dentist. My dentist is great. And there was another person she stuck her tongue out and she said, my dentist diagnosed me with tongue cancer. Your dentist doesn't diagnose you with that. They might tell you, hey, go get checked for something. Yeah, but all these dentists didn't know, that's not what that is, you know, And it's just they get so much attention and people think that popularity and engagement equals and that is so far from what's real. Right, It's disturbing.
And what's even more disturbing is we're talking about facts that come out of laboratories. Right, Let's talk about emotions. I mean, let's talk about the things that cannot be proven, you know, in a laboratory. Emotions, the way we treat each other, the way people they think you should believe a certain way about religion or politics or whatever, and you just buy into everything they say. You hook your wagon to them and let them drag you through the universe in a way that's not real because you didn't check your facts, you didn't look into it, you needed something to believe, you didn't want to take the time to investigate and be your own scientist in a way, look into these theories before you start buying into them. That's what's happening at an alarming rate.
Yeah, I mean, there are also a ton of people that do believe they're their own scientists, and they didn't even you know, do well in science when it was actually out, but actually have science and facts. You guys all know this. There's so much that goes into it, including testing, peer reviews, all this kind of stuff. Just because an influencer says it doesn't make it true.
There's even sometimes where like they talk about the ingredients and some foods and they're like, oh, this is terrible for you. This is this, And then if you look at the comments below, it's like, Okay, no, this is not right. Like, so it's crazy, it's nuts.
Samy, you're going to say something.
Yeah, I feel like it should be our Wikipedia.
When I was in high school, you could start at Wikipedia if you want it for an idea and of thought, but then you have to do your own work to find out you know. Okay more, That's how I feel like we should use social media and the Internet. It is a starting point. If someone says something that's interesting to you, that's all it should be.
Please don't base.
Your entire paper, right you want to sentence off of Wikipedia?
It stands the yeah, No, Wikipedia is run by everyone, So yeah, I never ever trust Wikipedia for anything.
Do your own research.
Oh what up, Nate.
The thing that bothers me even more than this fake information is the fact that some of these people know it's fake, but they're just putting it out there get a reaction and a rise out of it, like scary.
So well, some people really believe it though. That's some people. Yeah, they believe it.
But the people that are knowingly doing it just to get a rise out of people and then spreading that fake information just for likes and comments and follows.
Really, do something better with your time. God, do better?
Oh God?
Well, look, you know, I don't think there's anything wrong with listening to the entire spectrum from left to right of opinions about anything, you know, as long as you can stop and go okay. I don't believe that. It's good to see things that are unbelievable and that you don't want to believe it because it makes you test it, It makes you question it, you know, and that's good.
Scary.
How about that high fruit toast corn syrup thing, No, that's bad for you, she goes that inflammatory seat oils.
These are real things, people, but you hate them all the time.
No, No, I know that's what I'm saying. I'm not perfect. I'm not perfect. I'm trying to get them out of my life. You gotta replace it. With the abba, a lot of oil in the oil and the olive oil. I've seen the videos online on TikTok. TikTok taught me this.
Yeah, but scary. Yesterday I saw something on TikTok. Some guy was washing clothes. He took the cap, filled it up with detergent. He throws the cap and the whole damn thing in with the clothes. And they're like, that's how it's supposed to be done.
No, it's not.
That's called lazy. No, that's not that's everything. You don't throw the cup in with the laundry. No, you dump it in there and put it back on the freaking container, you idiot.
It's like, come on, now, you're supposed to wash the laundry.
Important.
You know what, at the end of the day, it is critical thinking. It's it's so important.
And yeah, look, I personally scary have seen an I am convinced that high fruit toast corn syrup is not good for you, So I'll buy I'll buy in on that one, thank you. No, I'm not giving you that.
Well, if they say if he's gonna drink coca cola, drink the Mexican Coca cola, because they use pure cane sugar and they don't have.
Ok Hey, by the way, calm down, because it looks like you've been drinking some uh, you've been drinking someone's kool aid. But at the same time, you're purecane sugar. It's been proven, beyond the question of a doubt or what I've shadowed it out that that's bad for you too. So yeah, just but but look you go off, you start flying into the air like a bottle rocket and bring that beef tallow for your fries. Okay, scary, scary? Really? I always know is into something. He says, he's that, yeah, gandhi.
I also think it's really interesting when people try to say, well, if you look at our ancestors, our ancestors didn't do X y Z. They also died at the ripe old age of thirty, So I don't think we necessarily need to look at them for everything. Sure, there's some stuff, but the age expectancy has really changed. Your life expectancy has changed for a lot of reasons, and some of that has to do with a Mazl's vaccine exactly, brushing your teeth, going to the dentist exactly.
But the reason why I get a little, a little short with scary sometimes is he starts pewing, spewing this information that were not all of us one hundred percent behind, and the audience hears it and assumes that we all agree with what he's say And I never ever want that to happen. That's why, No, no, no, not just I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the perception of the people who are listening. Okay, all right, Nate, Yes, well you're you're one of the older people on the show, Elvis, so thank you.
Thanks.
By the way, this is a fact, the fact. What was the rule with journalism back in the day. You had to one or two sources. It was there like you had to do now.
It's what was the rule levels when they wrote it into the wall with CHI don't don't believe all the hieroglyphics you see, Okay, I will tell you I can't. I don't know exactly what the rules were, because it was it was different from from newspap the newspaper or magazine, a magazine or those tablets. No, but I do believe, I do believe that fact checking and journalism has totally totally evaporated I really do, because you have news, well, you have media companies that know what demographics they want to pull in to make money, so therefore they bend the information to suit them, so they get the numbers. I know that because well that's what we do with especially with our music. You know, we we know this music right here is exactly what they want to hear. No one else in town is playing this kind of music, so we're gonna play that kind of music. So we'll be the only game in town playing that kind of music. Well, of course, that's that's definitely a water down version of what I'm talking about. But when it comes to journalism, yeah, it used to be fact checking, it used to be sources, and it used to be you know, checking your sources. And I'm fairly fairly confident that has all a lot of.
It has disappeared.
Yeah, So when you watch a CNN or a Fox, there's a difference between those two networks and their news because they are reaching for audiences that they find to be the low hanging fruit and to use an overused phrase, and they go after them. They know this is there's an audience for that. And I'm not saying everything they say is not fact. I'm not saying that they're not checking facts at CNN or Fox, but you can definitely see a slant in a direction left or right and top down.
On top of that, it's who can get it out the fastest, right, who gets that story up breaking news?
I haven't checked it. If you had a dollar for every time the words breaking news were used on either of those networks, you'd be a millionaire. But I don't mind watching Fox, I don't mind watching CNN, but I always keep in my brain. Okay, here's where they're coming from. So how much of this is really that believable or is it omitting things that should be in this story. I really think that's a smarter way to read, to see stories being presumed.
Remember Nancy Grace bombshell to not every single night was a bombshell? I mean, and there may have been twenty bombshells a night. There you go, Hey, you around the room here or later?
What are we doing?
Now?
Let's do three things and then we'll come back with around the room, Elvis.
All right, here comes three things. All right, let's let's see if God he's been doing fact checking? Yeah, just go.
On with what I wrote on TikTok. Authorities are still on the hunt for whoever did some major damage to a Tesla service center in Las Vegas. The Vegas Metropolitan Police Department says someone used molotov cocktails and shot at least three rounds into cars at a Tesla collision center early Tuesday morning. Investigators say the incident has some of the hallmarks of terrorism. Surveillance footage shows someone dressed in black damaging at least five Tesla vehicles, two of which were set on fire. The word resists was also painted on the front doors of the business. The parents of a University of Pittsburgh student who went missing in the Dominican Republic say they do believe that she drowned. The family of twenty year olds to dic Sha Kononki released a statement Tuesday saying that they have come to terms with the possibility that she drowned off the coast of the Caribbean island during spring break, and they are asking for privacy to mourn her death. And finally, best airport in the country. I think this might shock some of you. People are saying it's New York City's LaGuardia. New York's Postport Authority accepted the award from Forbes Travel Guide during a ceremony yesterday in the airport's recently completed terminal See everybody loves that, Oh people. The award was based on a survey of five thousand hospitality and travel experts. LaGuardia was once known as the nation's worst airport and underwent an eight billion dollar transformation. Now they take on the prize.
They had a light show that is so cool in the middle of that terra they really Yeah, I didn't even know that.
Yeah, okay, go party at LaGuardia and those are your three things.
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Is it weird I'm eating duck for breakfast.
It's not. It's not typical.
You know, it's a proteins right, Yeah, okay, just asking. You know, we eat you know, non breakfast type food a lot in the morning. That's we always do. Like we'll have chicken palm, We'll have some shrimp, yes, whatever.
So I'm eating duck, and I think it's it's better a lot of the times the stuff that we eat, because if you look at typical breakfast food, it's like, oh my god, I eat that every day. The fat that show.
By the way, we just we just covered a lot of territory a few minutes ago about fact checking and this and that and you believing everything. TikTok, says Dan from Burnington, your Jersey objects to something we said, and he wants to correct us. Look, let's open our minds and see what Dan wants to say. Hi Dan, what's going on?
Hi?
I know this?
Hey everyone, I was just texting in to say that, you know, Froggy's actually wrong that you should put the cap of the laundry detergent in the washing machine, because when you don't do that, it just builds up and you get this ugly glob that builds dust and dirt, and then you keep putting more detergent in that cup and it's gross. So you throw it in the wash. It washes the detergent out of the cup and then you have a clean cup every time.
Okay, how can we dispute that? I mean, it is technically cleaning the cup.
Why can't you just lench the cup under like water, like at the sink, because I don't.
Sink and I don't have a sink in my laundry room, so I have to really make a trip and everything. So it's just seeing you take it out when you're done.
You have a laundry room that doesn't have a slop sink. Yes, I love that term slop sink, that's what they are. We've got questions, yesid gandhi.
Are you not running the risk when you throw that plastic lid into the wash that one it melts it if it's hot, and then gets all over yourself. Or two it breaks apart and then you have plastic shards all over instead of just taking the cup a few steps to a sink and washing.
What do you think you know, because those aren't gonna melt in that temperature, That that plastic is not gonna melt in the temperature washing your clothes, because then your clothes we get damaged.
What if it breaks, well, it.
Doesn't usually break because it's you know, within the clothes and everything just getting.
Thrown around, but I wouldn't put it in.
Maybe with delicates, if you know you're worried about stuff like that, wait wait, wait, But otherwise otherwise I throw it in with every load.
Now, sometimes you forget, like you know, and you grab your stuff from the washing machine and you throw the dryer. What if you forget the cups in there, and then the.
Cup melts and the drying your dryer doesn't get hot enough to melt your clothes, so it's not going to melt the cup. And so sometimes if I don't find it it got mixed in with stuff, I just throw it in the dryer. It comes out nice and clean still, but you're still.
Running the risk of it just shredding your other clothes. If there's you know, a little chip, or if it breaks in any capacity, then you have a whole load of laundry destroyed because you couldn't walk to the sink.
Well, I've been laundering myself for over twenty years and I've never had a cup break on me yet.
Okay, Well, I will tell you this. Who I used to live with for many years, he did the same thing. He would take the laundry detergent cup and throw it in the wash.
We never had a problem ever nobody. But also doesn't spread around the water. Aren't you supposed to dump it kind of around and get it all over everything instead of it's all concentrated into one small area.
Well, you know, I do dump the stuff around, but then I dropped the cup in so the cup gets cleaned.
Look, you know a lot of people agree with Dan. I don't. I may I just look, do what you want to do. Man, if you don't want to put the cup in, don't put the cup in. I can definitely see there could be argument from some points of view. I don't think that either the washer or the dryer is gonna get hot enough to tear up your cup. At the same time, I don't know my detergent never ever clogs in my cup. My cups always find.
That with anything else. We don't do that with anything else. That we use a cup to measure a device. We don't just take the whole thing and throw it in there. To take the measuring cup and dump it in your soup.
It's not the same thing. But is this really my question is is this really worthy of an argument?
Not at all. This doesn't affect my life in any capacity. I'm going to keep doing my laundry the same way and he can keep exactly.
Dam look like seriously, for years and years, i would pull the laundry out to put it in the dryer and I'd find the cup. I'm like, always look for the cup because he always puts scuff in there. Whatever, it's okay, Scotty is so perplexed. Yes, Scotty, what.
My question is this? Who uses a cup? The top of the detergent container is a cup.
And you that's what he throws there.
Okay, but you just screw it back on and deturgeent goes back in the bottle. You don't have to rinse it out.
Lot of you have one that's a larger bottle with the spout to dispense it. So it's not, you know, not model that I get.
Dan.
Don't sound so angry at Dan.
Stop telling you angry, Dance Dan, You're okay, don't let them, don't let them yuk. You're young and I'm the scary saw on TikTok that you're supposed to drink the detergent.
Those pods are all right, I Dan, you go, do you Dan? It's all good.
Thanks for listening to us.
Thank you, Love you guys, long time listener, Have a great day.
Somebody told me the pods are bad for your clothes. Is that true?
Sometimes they don't disintegrate. That's the problem. I hate it when they're gooey and they don't disintegrate.
So what do you use? Do you use pod or do you use liquid?
I use lick liquid or powder? I use liquid, I use powder, I use lit And they told me that, you know, in the dishwasher, the dishwash guy came over to fix the dishwasher. What do you say, the gel detergent is your best bet.
Yeah, they always say that. I've heard that too, But I do have a big box of pods, so I'm gonna I'm gonna use them in my dishwasher. But they say, do not put the pod in that little box that closes the door. They should just put the pod in the dishwasher. They said, that's the way you should do it. But this is all a bunch of TikTok bull crap. So this is what they say. You know what I'm saying this is don't take it. Don't take anything on the show in fact.
Ever, ever, nothing we say, ever, I love that you guys.
It was like Dan was living in the castle on the hill and you all had your torches and you were going down killed. There was a big steel knocker on the door. Come out, Dad or damn.
Come on, detergent using person, Let's go around the room.
I'm dying to see what else is on your mind today, because this is a feisty room. I love it, Gandhi, what's up with you?
All right?
I have a new episode on my podcast out today, Sauce on the Tide, What is it? What is it today? Diamond and I finally got a hold of some of our talkbacks and we listened to them very entertaining. I encourage everyone to leave a talkback, even for this show. If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, there's usually a loot well, there's always a little microphone. You can hold it down and basically leave us a message and you could say whatever you want, which is the entertaining part of it. So if you want to listen to my podcast, please do Sauce on the side wherever you get your podcasts, but we prefer the.
iHeartRadio app exactly, and listen to us on the app and you see that microphone.
Hit that microphone. That's the talkback, that's the talk back button. Talk to us, please, you know, maybe someone's listening.
I love that. Uh yeah, every Wednesday sauce on the side, a brand new one. Hey, producer Samwich.
Up with you real quick thought.
If you don't want to put the cap or put the cap and laundry whatever, I just use the sheets. It's so much better and you save the world a little bit of plastic. It's just soak you throw in there.
Anyway, moving on to soap sheets.
Yeah, it's just a little sheet and when the add water and it mixes in, it is the detergent.
I'll bring you some in.
I'll bring you some in.
I'll bring you some in. I get them online. I'll bring them tomorrow.
Okay.
So, if you have a party that people generally dread going to, and specifically I feel like I'm talking about baby showers, bridle showers, try and spice it up a little bit. It's going to make it better for the rest of us. So for mine, I had a co sex one and it was at a brewery. So it's just me and my friends hanging and drinking beers. My friend's having one this weekend, and the attire is required.
Black sweatsuit.
That's what you have to wear, okay, And I am so freaking excited. I don't have to get ready, I don't have to get too dolled up. I just show up with a black sweatsuit and she goes, we're crafting and drinking dirty sodas. I don't even know what dirty soda is, but I'm excited. So go have a sweat suit shower.
People are gonna love it.
Yeah.
Wow, I'm still going back to that that laundry detergent sheet.
You don't have to buy the plastic container and worry about the cat I don't know.
I'm I'll happily use That'll bring you something. Hey, Froggy, what's up with you?
So?
I want to let you know that tictac containers are not water tight, just so you understand that.
Really, because I put them on my washing machine all the time. You just with it.
No.
So a couple of days ago, I got some tiic TACs. I was outside and I just sat it on the handle of my truck. I thought I'll just grab them in the morning when I'm getting in the truck. I was too lazy to go get inside, get the key and open the truck and throw them inside. Well, my sprinklers came on, and so when I came out that morning, I just had a container full of water and tick tacks and it was just all gooey together.
So just so you're aware, tictack containers.
They are not waterproof and had a big old tic tac gooey sugary mess and.
Not not not waterproof. I'm glad you.
So now we know better.
Hey Danielle, what's up with you?
So this morning, I'm getting ready and I hear a big bang outside the house. I'm like, what the heck is going on? So I look outside, I'm like, I don't know, I don't It sounded like the garbage cans. And then I hear it again and I'm like, okay, maybe there's an animal in the garbage can. So I wait. Then I leave to get in the car and I drive down the road and when I tell you the size of the racco that I saw in the garbage cans, like going through the whole neighborhood.
This thing was huge.
Thank god I did not come out when that thing was in my garbage can. Think I would add a heart attack. It was massive, lucky lucky.
Yeah, Gandhi would like curl up with it. Take a nre Fat Raccoon. Oh no, it's fat raccoon.
Another name for a band, Yes, no, yeah, check for raccoons, Check for raccoons and TikTok dispensers. What's up there?
Scary?
You know.
I was thinking, we need more moments like last night when the NASA astronauts would turned to Earth in that SpaceX capsule, because for just a moment, the world was rooting, cheering on and it was a good news story that we could all kind of agree on.
And I just loved it. And I watched the whole thing from beginning to end, and I was fascinated by it.
And I'm like, wow, we need we need more times like this, because I we don't get that enough in life anymore. You know what I'm talking about, The positive story, the positive stories. Yeah, like yeah, it was just it was just cool for a full hour. I was fully engaged, and I know a lot of other people were, and it just felt good. It felt it was good to have that. It was a show and it was resolution. It was so many things in that one thing.
Closure. Good but good, happy ended. So what do you think is gonna happen to them now?
Things gonna take them a while to physically adjust to be on the planet.
Oh yeah, for sure. They're saying a lot of astronauts are broke hips because their bones were brittle, a lot of them. Yeah, because it being in zero gravity for so long? Nine months in zero gravity? That's so? Is that breaking a record that I don't know?
Is it?
Somebody's been I think a Russian was in for four hundred days in the space station.
How's is it?
How's is it?
Probably not good? Check it out, all right, Nate, what's up? Okay?
So I am excited today it's been six months. I'm getting a dental cleaning. I love going to the.
Dent Well, we learned today you don't have to go to.
The can fake news, fake news, fake news, dentist.
But seriously, the reason I'm excited is because I actually take care of my teeth and it's not a chore when I do go to finally get my teeth cleaned. So little life pro tip, take care of your teeth in those six months between dental cleanings. That way, it's not such a chore. When you go to the dentist.
Almos, what's the line you always use? Uh, if you're true to your teeth, they'll never be false to you.
So, Diane Harmony dental, I'm coming to see you. Put away the the scraper. You don't need it.
Did we get everyone in?
Okay?
Good, I'll just get sound in here with Garrett. Lots of stuff going on, Garrett, what do you have? Yes, let's start with Jimmy Fallon. Last night he had John Legend on, and John Legend was talking about getting into the music industry for the first time. He actually is credited and working with Lauren Hill on her album. Listen to how much Lauren Hill paid John Legend.
You know, she was asking me, you know, how do you want to be credit? How much you want to get paid? And I really didn't know what to ask for, and so I asked my friend who had been interning in the music business that summer, came back to school and I was like, yo, I'm about to be in the Lauren Hill album.
How much did I ask for? He's like five hundred dollars. I was like, they're all laughing.
No way, So I'm like, okay, five hundred dollars.
So I got five hundred dollars.
Literally, They're like okay, yeah, bye, okay, perfect guest deals deal.
Yes, no negotiation necessary.
Well five hundred somewhere, yeah, all right. I think it's a lot more now though, if you ask him. All right, So this story is coming out of London. So Amand was found guilty from stealing a golden toilet from a palace in London, and it actually is from the childhood home of Winston Churchill. Listen to the police talk about it. It sounds fake, but it's actually real.
A group of offenders broke into the palace and stole a high value toilet made out of gold that was on display.
Those are police right there. It sounds like I'm watching a TV show. All right, let's play a little game with everybody in the room. So there is a famous actor who has an album coming out of American songbook Favorites pretty much songs from like the nineteen forties.
Okay.
This person is going by the pseudonym mister Romantic.
Okay.
They've been in Oscar Award winning films and this is one of the songs called What's not to Love?
Oh When the days.
Do We all know this person.
They were in wrecket Ralph, they were in Step Brothers. They played drums at the Catalina wine mixer.
Okay, who is it John c Riley?
John c Riley, Oh really, yep, he was in Chicago.
It sounds like now that you hear him, you're like, oh, that sounds like John cy Rally. There you go. All right.
So you might have seen this on your timeline, on TikTok or Instagram. I don't know why it's shown up on mine right now, but there's a video from two thousand and two someone had They went to a club in Las Vegas to see a brand new band. At the time, before this band got signed, the band was called The Killers. This is them playing mister Brightside for the first time to a group of about forty people.
Call the Killers.
Saw this playoff.
How funny though everybody's sitting there and going, oh, okay, that's a nice song. And then thirty years later the song's probably one of the songs that everybody knows the lyrics to almost all right. And then finally, Scary was just talking about the astronauts coming back to Earth. So here's Crew nine successful splash down yesterday.
Copy two hundred meters brace for splashdown.
And splashdown Crew nine Back on.
Earth Freedom splash down.
Copy splashdown, Nick Alex Butch Sunny on behalf of SpaceX Welcome home.
Amazing ride.
I see a capital full.
Of grinds and there you have it.
The side hatch is open for the first time since September, and there we do see Crew nine, some waves, some thumbs up, and some smiles back on Earth.
Can't get any better than that.
It really was fun watching that, and I loved it.
The Dolphins. Yeah, the Dolphins came out and did a show. It was like halftime. It's a Super Bowl sort of. I mean, in a way, you're a good American day. I love a good vote. By the way, some people were texting in and I didn't believe what they said. It is actually printed on the instructions of some detergents to put your cap in the wash.
Mind blown, I.
Know, even though some people say that if you though your cap in the wash, you're a sociopath. I saw that that text as well.
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I know we talked about it earlier. I want to bring it up again. I was just talking to Alex on the phone about the Righteous Gemstones. It's back on Max. I'm so excited. The episode I saw last night made me laugh so loud.
It's Gandhi promised me, you're gonna go watch it.
Okay, we'll go watch it. I mean, I've watched all the other seasons. I didn't know there was a new secret secret like Sleeper season.
No, none of us did. No Danielle, because Daniel's on top of all this stuff, and she said they slipped this by the goalie. No one, No one, knew about it. There is this it's called see Okay, season four, the episode one is called Prelude, and it's the history of the Gemstones family and how they got into religion and how they got into.
You know, being you know, huge whatever, religious barkers.
What do you call them? Evangelists? Yeah? I like, yeah, they go all the way back to Virginia. I believe in the Civil War when a Gemstone actually he murdered a preacher, stole all his money, and became a preacher for during the war, the Civil War. And it's just fascinating that's how this family started. And then episode two for season four is fan friggintastic. Oh my god, you'll laugh to get back to me on that. Okay, it's very irreverent. Don't watch it with the kids, do not kids. Somewhere else is D from.
Wheeling, Virginia, West Virginia on line nineteen. Yes, so D hey, d Hey, there she is.
Let me remind you D has been almost before. She's the lesbian who thinks Froggy is hotter than Nate.
Oh, yes, that's right.
Hold on, by the way, I remember that D.
We found out we did a poll. Nine out of ten lesbians think froggy is more attractive innate, So you're not alone.
Is that on a lesbian scale though, or yes, Okay, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure this plays in my favor though, because it does play in your favor. If anyone finds you attractive, that's that's all we need. But it's good to hear from you again. We got your uh, we got your text earlier. D said, I just wanted to say I'm quitting my job today for a better opportunity, and you're super nervous, but you must be so excited, D, I would be.
I am. Yeah, it's something that I've always wanted to same field that I'm already in, but it's something that I always wanted to learn how to do and I never could because I didn't sinish college. Well, this new job, I don't have to have a degree for it, and it's all the things that I would have spent years in college doing, which, of course if I stayed in college, I wouldn't be making more money than what I am. But I'm super excited about it. Get the lay up some money.
It's good for you.
And what's cool about it as well, is you know that you're on the right path because you're staying within the same industry that you were accustomed to, but you're you're moving up, you're doing new things, and that's got to be what's exciting for you. A lot of people listening are wishing they were in your situation.
It's extremely exciting. I mean, it's not very much more money, but it's what I want to do. I've done. I've been in the field for twenty five since I started working. It's pretty much all in it. I'm a supervisor at a waiver apartment that we staff adults that are physically in mentally handicap Oh wow, okay.
Wow, So you're doing great work for people. You're checking off all the boxes. That's pretty cool. I love that. And but so you're nervous. What are you nervous about about this new job.
I'm not sure if it's going to be too much for me to handle, Like it's a lot more only a little bit more money and a lot more work.
Right, Well, that seems to be the case in this day and age. But they want one person to do five people's jobs. It's not unusual. I think you're going to be great because because you're going in with a fiery passion for this thing. You need a challenge, D. Yeah, you need to challenge.
Well, it'll be a challenge, that's for sure, because like you said, I'm going to be doing five people's so like where I'm at now, we have case managers and people that like write their programs and like if they have behaviors and stuff, and like take care of their doctor's appointments and all that. And now I'm going to be doing all of it.
Wow, you know.
Else is great. You're also going in with the opportunity to problem solve. If you get in there and you feel like, you know, D, it's it's wait, wait, we're doing way too much and we're missing we're letting things fall through the CRUs here and there. You can actually come up with systems. I hope this company you're working for is open for this. You can come up with systems that can make make it all better.
You know, Yeah, that's that's exactly what we'll do. If it's not working, then we're the ones that write new programs and stuff and fit it to work for the client.
All Right? Who here is happy for D?
D Froy's definitely happy because she thinks he's hot.
Exactly. There you go, what we all do?
What's that? Frosty? No, just D. He's my favorite.
She's my favorite caller so far today.
I love that.
I love that. Well, D, go do what you do and uh, let us know how it's going. After you give it a few a few minutes, you know it's gonna take it while. It's an adjustment, but you're gonna be great. I can tell already.
I'm super excited. My girlfriend doesn't know this, but since I'm gonna be making more money, I'm gonna save up for Norwegian cruise and take her on a cruise and for purse to the not unless you're in the car with me. She complained about it all the time.
Yeah, I gotta let her go. You know, if she doesn't listen to her show, I don't know. So in Norwegian cruises exactly what would make everyone happy?
I told her that's the only way that I would go out in the ocean.
And I really know.
About it because of you guys. So you're also alive, so it must be safe.
Yeah, well, I tell you what. We we know. We know a lot of people are Norwegian, and we are going to give you a cruise. How about that? No way, Yes we are, yes, we are. Absolutely we're gonna get her out in the ocean. But you can't leave her there. You got to bring her back.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't survive with powder, just the way I like them. I wouldn't.
Wow, God, I wish I had one of those. So yeah, D. Look, I know you're starting a new job, so you probably can't do a cruiser anytime soon. But we're gonna we're gonna figure this out. We're gonna get you you both on a cruise. Okay.
Oh, you're awesome, we really are.
But we have not only are we awesome, but you have Froggy the hottest guy according to lesbians. D. You you're gonna own this job. You get in there and you do what you gotta do to make it right. And because you're you're your heart's in the right place and you deserve, you deserve the challenge. Good for you.
I'm super excited.
All right, hold on, we gotta get all your information, D because we got to get you out on the cruise. Thanks to Norwegian hold On, hold On, don't go away. I love that. How many people right now, show of hands listening. I guess we can't see you, but show of hands people who are in the same boat, who are ready to move to a new job, but you're a little nervous. Nervous. Nervous is good. Nobody in this room is raising their hands. So uh, by the way, book your cruise as well. Go to NCL dot com. And every time you sign on to NCL dot com there's always some new special, some great deal they've got, so check it out. It changes every day, so n CL dot com. But also, uh, listen. Next week, I think we're giving away another cruise.
Yeah, we're not a couple to give away well one fewer than we would have because we had to, you know, take care.
Of d But we've got more cruises next week. Elvis Aqua the newest, the newest gift from n CL, Norwegian Cruise Line. It's coming to town and we're gonna be on board. We're having lunch on Aqua. We're gonna report back to everyone. We're gonna get some video with Deanna. Let everyone see this brand new ship. Every time they launch a new ship at Norwegian, they do it right again. NCL dot com. Book right now. It's a great, great time to get out to the Caribbean, especially because it's a nice close cruise. Should we take the break?
Probably?
Yeah?
Okay, we we did kick the can on Danielle a little bit. Yea's daniel what the lst time you did a report six o'clock.
We should do it. We should do daniel Okay, We're gonna do it now. If we can give away cruises, we can.
Do, Danielle. Okay, go Danielle.
Earlier this week, I told you that Dolly Parton had made her first public appearance since the passing of her husband, Carl Dean. She was now on talking to Knox News and said that you know, I'm I'm howering through. I'm doing better than I thought I would. She said, it's a big adjustment. I've been with him for sixty years, so I'm gonna have a lot to relearn some of the things that we've done. But I'll keep him very closet. Of course, our best is going out to Dolly. Pardon if you didn't hear yesterday, the trailer for Happy Gilmore Too came out and we will be getting the premiere of that movie on Netflix July twenty fifth, So that's like far around the corner.
That's pretty exciting, wow, because they were just wrapping up that the production right right out by my house now, so.
You're gonna get to see some of it on there maybe.
I guess what they do is they shoot it and they do the dailies as they call them, and they edit it immediately and so just put it together that fast.
That's crazy, yea, yeah, so we'll see. There's no word on the storyline though, by the way, I want to see what that's about when we get it. Four R and B queens are going out on tour together. This is so exciting. Chuka Khan, Patti LaBelle, Gladys Knight, and Stephanie Mills. They will be doing the Queen's Tour eleven dates across May and June, with more planned for later this year. Kick it off May ninth in Vegas, and I mean, like I said, they're going all over the place. So check your local listings and if you want to get tickets, they go on sale for the general public Friday at ten am local time. John Legend is celebrating twenty years of his debut album, Get Lifted, and he's doing the Get Lifted twentieth Anniversary world tour. So John is said to hit forty cities in all. I mean, he's kicking things off in Europe with the show in Glasgow on May twenty seventh. Then he's gonna be in London and Paris, I mean all over the place. And if you want those tickets, those go on sale to the general public next Friday at ten am local time. Lizzo is not happy with the haters. So apparently seven of them took to X and they were saying her new music is too optimistic and that her joy triggers them. It's like, oh, you can't win.
Right, goodbye.
You can't make everyone happy, and you damned if you do, you damned if you don't. So she's just like, it's just ridiculous at this point, but she's clapping back, and I mean.
See, really, imagine the level of hater you have to be to put into writings someone's joy triggers.
Yet it's so stupid.
That is crazy, so ridiculous, And.
I'm gonna take credit. This show should take credit for making Zombie Boy the song that it is for Lady Gaga, because we played it first, we loved it first, we played it NonStop well, there is a crazy dance on TikTok that people are doing too, zombie boy, And what did Lady Gaga do. She jumped on the dance craze and she did a little twelve second TikTok video and she's doing the whole zombie like swaying and everything. So if you want it, you can check that out. Let's see what are we watching. We're watching Righteous Gemstones because Elvis told us to.
On HBO Rax last season.
By the way, Okay, Survivors, Last Singer, Abbot Elementary, The Amazing Race, Oprah Oprah Opry one hundred, the live celebration that's on eight pm Eastern time tonight as well. And that's it.
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Kandhi really, Yes, you've never had a pop tart?
No, we've talked. I told you guys this I swore a long time ago.
I just walked by. Now you would have had one.
No, it's never really presented itself. No, they're cinnamon and not things.
Yeah, there's others that don't have cinnamon.
Yeah, but most of the flavors just don't seem like something I want to consume. They look very dry.
They got small as pop tarts. They're not dry.
The originals when I was a kid and they first came out, I mean they had like strawberry and blueberry, but they didn't have any frosting on them. So what I would do, rather than using a toaster, I would put a little butter on top and put it under the broiler and it would brown them. And they were Oh they were so good with a glass of milky kidding me?
Hello, okay, And you don't have to put them in the toaster. You can eat them cold like I'm doing right now. Thank you. The thing looks dry. It's not dry.
No, top, make me promise you will not have a pop tart unless I'm there.
Okay.
I want to be there as you pop your pop tart cherry. Please, come on, we'll get cherry flavored. It'll be great.
Okay, yeah, Nate, what am I the only person that would cut the crusts off a pop tart because the crusts were so dry?
I love that part. You need the crust of the pop tart to mix in with the fruit filling.
They're so dry. It is dry.
You can't It's like just like crackers and saltine. You can't whistle while eating a pop tart.
Yeah, it just stuck in your throat.
Let me try, Yeah, exactly, see, I can't do it. Let's carry No.
Wait, when I was a kid, my mom never bought me pop tarts. She bought me the knockoff toaster stroodles because those are good, not the same things.
Those are not.
No, I would eat all of the what's the thing they put this strew No, not the stroodle, what they put on top of the cream. I'd eat all the icing and there'd be none left for the stroudle.
Not because is that where you got that habit?
Okay, that's where.
David cats and there's looking at the pop tarts. But is he looking at the ingredients? You don't eat pop tarts and look at ingredients.
You'll feel memory.
By the way, Gandhi, there's no cinnamon in those cinnamon pop tarts, so you're good.
No thank you. I don't even want to real.
That makes them even better.
They're cinnamonless cinnamon cinnamon flavors, Oh yeah, because cinnamon is expensive.
Gosh, no.
Thank you.
You gotta go to Madagascar or is it for vanilla? I don't know into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. I'm getting yelled at by Nate who's eating his pop tart and not whistling. So try so good, good, right, that's what you should always right. You can't whistle.
You cannot whistle whilst eating pop tarts, the tart of the pop.
Okay, go okay.
An outbreak of measles in West Texas now up to two hundred and seventy nine cases. That is roughly the same number of cases that was seen nationally all of last year. Statistics released yesterday by the Texas Department of Health and Human Services shows the fastest growth continues to be in a rural community that has the lowest immunization rates in the state. They are urging everyone please get the shot. Measles spreads quite quickly. All right, We've been talking a lot about teeth today. Mouthhealth is incredibly important and keeping healthy teeth really doesn't require a ton of fancy gadgets, really just the basic that includes brushing your teeth twice a day and flossing. The Health Policy Institute says it's also important to get your regular dental checkups and cleanings. Twice a year is what they recommend. The American Dental Association says fluoride matters as well because it has the power to fight cavities and tooth decay. They recommend fluoride, toothpaste, and using a toothbrust with soft rather than hard bristles to avoid scraping off tooth enamel and damaging your gums.
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Scam lies, Oh ridiculous. And finally, the operator of Forever twenty one has filed bankruptcy for the second time in six years, citing competition from foreign fast fashioned companies. Rising costs and other economic challenges play into it as well. The companies allegedly shops like Tamo, Fashion, Nova, and Sheean.
It's all the same stuff.
It is and it's also paid for the environment, but okay. The company said it will begin winding down the US business while searching for a potential buyer for all of its remaining assets. Forever twenty one's US stores and website will remain open and online as operations shutter. To pay Forever twenty one employees, the operator said it filed motions in the court that will allow them to use cash collateral for wages and benefits. And those are your three things.
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