Here are your daily horoscopes for April 9th, 2026.

<p>Here are your daily horoscopes for April 9th, 2026.</p>

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Daily Horoscopes: April 9th, 2026

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We get into the chaos of breaking up but still living together, plus the weirdest things you refuse to throw away. From faux pas moments and diva behavior to airport pickups gone wrong and foods you’d eat no matter what — it’s one of those “why are we like this?” days.

FULL SHOW: The Day We Debunk Diva Behavior

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Danielle’s cat ditches her college-bound son for a new favorite sibling, Sam pitches throwing parties for literally anything (including picking a sperm donor), Nate swears a bizarre “20 questions” bar game—with a megalodon tooth—can spark instant connections, Scotty B struggles with living in a no-tipping building, another Scotty debates keeping a wrongly delivered package, and Gandhi reveals the absolutely unhinged Danish tradition of pelting unmarried 25-year-olds with cinnamon.

<p>Danielle&rsquo;s cat ditches her college-bound son for a new favorite sibling, Sam pitches throwing parties for literally anything (including picking a sperm donor), Nate swears a bizarre &ldquo;20 questions&rdquo; bar game&mdash;with a megalodon tooth&mdash;can spark instant connections, Scotty B struggles with living in a no-tipping building, another Scotty debates keeping a wrongly delivered package, and Gandhi reveals the absolutely unhinged Danish tradition of pelting unmarried 25-year-olds with cinnamon.</p>

Around the Room: Cinnamon Attacks, Sperm Parties & a Stolen Shark Tooth Pickup Line

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We debate when you're actually supposed to say "I love you," break bad Hinge dates, and call out fake ID disasters. Plus, Nate becomes the problem (again), we play a chaotic game, and hear stories about YouTube rabbit holes, childhood regrets, and a caller questioning her entire relationship.

FULL SHOW: The Day We Didn't Say "I Love You" Back

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Daily Horoscopes: April 9th, 2026

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