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Daily Highlight: Christmas Decorations

Published Jan 13, 2025, 2:50 PM
It's January 13th... do you still have your Christmas decorations up? Plus, Danielle stole something from the office...

Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Does anyone still have their Christmas decorations?

Oh?

Yeah, still up? Still up?

For sure?

You're up in here.

Yeah, they are up in here. Well what they said that they might do a Valentine tree, but like we gotta kind of like figure that out. I don't know.

Yeah, we gotta start working toward them and gotta your ears are still up.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave that Christmas tree. Well, I have two. I have the bigger one in the little one. I think I'm gona leave them all year. I enjoyed it all of last year. I'm gonna do it again.

Okay, all right, scary is your little uh Charlie Brown tree still up? I put my Charlie Brown tree away yesterday. But correction, the the Christmas decorations are still up here in the studio, except for the Nutcrackers soldier, which Danielle housed on Friday. She walked out of the room.

They did not just walk out of the room. I have a text message chain where I asked for permission to take it home and was told you do you boo.

I thought someone else had DIBs on it.

No, there was another one. Oh so apparently apparently there's a storage area where there's a lot of the Christmas decorations and people have already claimed certain things but haven't taken them home yet, so that one was still up for grabs. So I was told, yeah, you can take it.

You know what the best is? What's that all the little bloody handprints from Halloween are still up?

Well?

Okay, can I may I explain that for a second. So they are these they're like stickers or decals or whatever, but they're they're they're they're clear except for the bloody handprints of a hand that looks like it was bloody and put them against against your window whatever. So Andrew put those up around our office. He put one, he put a pair of bloody handprints on my office door window. They don't come off, no, I mean unless you go get that goo be gone or whatever it's called. I mean, I can't get the bloody handprints off of my door. Oh boy. Matter of fact, we tried to, and you start peeling it off and it just just tears down the middle. So it's like now it's like deformed bloody handprints.

It's just funny. All the Christmas festivity and then random bloody handles.

This is great.

Back to this, this Nutcracker soldier. It's pretty tall. It's like four or five feet tall.

So it was the entire length of the backseat of my car. So when I was laying down because I had to lay it down to take it home.

And it was heavy.

It's actually a really really good quality wooden soldier.

Okay, but you're saying the other one is in the iHeart media storage have been so there. I want to go there.

Yeah, there's a bunch of them in there, and they've already, you know, been claimed.

So I ask my question, is this the iHeart storage floor? Is it like the Lost and Found of iHeart? I mean, there's all sorts of random crap in there.

I think so much.

When we moved from downtown Tribeca up here to the Upper East or West Side whatever, Yeah, midtown, they lost my gone Fisting sign. I still can't find it.

It could be in there. We could probably we should ask Mike, because Mike's the one who's in charge of it.

I mean, how can you not see it? I bet someone stole it because everyone wants a gone fisting sign in their house. Bet what Scotty Bee may know where it is? Is it true that I went down there this morning? It's definitely not there.

I was.

I was rummaging because I needed some things. What do you what do you need? This are Lost and Found. There's shipping their shipping supplies down there, and I took them. But I did see the wooden toy soldiers. There's four of them and a candy cane. There's no stickers on them. I'll take one.

No, no, no, Mike. Mike has a list, my career has a list of who's is what that.

There's no people asked.

Ahead of time, and he has a list, So do not take somebody else?

Would anybody know this? How would I know?

Not nice to do that. We're just informed. We're just telling you.

Okay, okay, hey, look you know what, even though our friends at Factor are giving us a lot of money to give away with the free money phone tap all this week, next time we do free crap phone tap, let's go down to Lost and Found. Let's just steal stuff and give it away.

And by the way, you're Jewish, what the hell do you need a nutcracker for?

You have a Christmas tree? In our house. Okay, that's jew nuts are agnostic. I've never heard that. I've never heard that send of shoes ever in my life. Just assuming I can't imagine that that's like a religious I don't think you guys have nuts on the path and you know what it's it's not a Jesus tree. It's just a tree. Who cares? It's not religious? I mean, moving on, could we get back to agnostic nuts for just a moment. So we went, we went to Alma to have a little lunch yesterday Sunday sauce, you know every Sunday, and uh Akilee brought a gift back from Europe for Alex. As you know, Alex had testicular cancer and he had to have a a ball removed. Right. So Aki found this beautiful walnut. He said, I brought this back to you because you you need one. You're missing one. Oh We're like, oh wow, it's a beautiful walnut. I mean it looks like it was not even it was so beautiful. When you open up the walnut, there's a Nativity scene inside.

What that's so cute?

That is why I know. But the walnut is representing, you know, a ball from a man's scrotom with a Nativity scene inside. I just thought it was hideously clever.

Wait, I have a question.

Well, a lot of people in questions.

Is the Nativity scene like carved out of the nut part?

Somehow? Is she the lady put it in that? She got it in there? I don't know if it's scene.

I guess I like that, I know, but I mean crossing the line when it comes to religion when you put a Nativity scene inside a nut that represents a guy's ball that's missing.

I think it's super subjective, just like religion in general. Some people don't there, other people are probably going to come burn that nut down, who knows.

I mean, I've seen a lot of inflatable Nativity scenes this year, like you know the inflatables like snow, Well, they have an inflatable Nativity scene, like Jesus goes He's there.

He is in your lawn, honey, we got to blow up Jesus again. He seems to be kneeling. Well, look, you know, look, I'm I have no problem with it whatsoever. I thought it was very very cool and what a great gift. He was thinking of Alex and what he went through and you know, they had to extract a nut from his crotum and now he has a new one, but it has a Nativity scene inside. No one sees how cool and weird and difference.

Is kind of cool because if you think about it, when you're going through something like cancer, maybe you would pray to Jesus or God or whoever you pray to, so it kind of, you know, kind of makes sense if you think about it. It's helping you out with your nuts. And you know, okay, you gotta think about it from that way.

I guess just a thought. Yeah, let's roll into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. We do have a thousand dollars factor free money phone tap on the way. We're so excited. Yes, Nate, you had something to say, Is it the full Nativity like with the ba be, Jesus, Joseph, Mary, and then you get like the three wise men, and do they have like sheep and goats and stuff? Like how big is this? I'll take I'll take a photo. It's gotta be a big nut. Yeah, here comes Franklinsons and Murr on the back of a camel with a wise man the big star over it. You know, I know, I know. Let me go check it out.

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