Skeery realizes adulthood has officially arrived after getting emotional over perfectly measured Amazon shelves, Danielle learns in church that “WD-40” literally means the 40th attempt at the formula, Froggy issues a public warning about farting during walks while wearing AirPods, Gandhi explains why choking in public is somehow the most humiliating experience possible, and special guest Lee Schrager drops surprisingly deep life advice: “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got.” Meanwhile, Lee accidentally misses one of the hardest restaurant reservations in town because he wrote down the wrong date. Classic.

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