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Published Mar 14, 2025, 2:15 PM

Today we celebrate the upgrades to our production, Ben breaks down teaching celebrities how to record TikToks, give reactions to Tom Sandoval being eliminated from ‘The Traitors’, and Steph explains why shes obsessed with Jeff Probst. Plus, we debate whether or not we can be sponsored, share our love of Roblox and debate who should win at the Oscars!

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Whose idea was this? The Duran Clan.

I'm Leilanie, I'm Stephanie, I'm Ben, and I'm Dylan and where the clan?

It is fierce that like me and Abby like have to like interact with these people to get them to the videos, but then also trying to teach some of these people the like tiktoks is so funny, Like Vana White was here, which I feel like we're not talking about we had like teaching Vana White TikTok's out. Oh it's just like crazy, what was it? I don't even remember what the sound was, but like it was like ohays One was like, oh that's quite enough for I'm gonna have to think about it though, and she's like, wait, what is it? Guy Fiery also did the tiktoks without the audio. He just knew them or you just like told them to him and he was like, I was like, are we ready, We're ready to go, and I'm like about to play the audio Abby's recording and He's just like I feel like you're just here for the zip line and I mean it works like it literally was good, but like the TikTok aud He was.

Not going, oh god, it's so funny.

You're doing TikTok sounds. Oh my god, I.

Feel like that guy would do great on TikTok.

I agree, like on TikTok he must be Yeah, I feel like I've seen him on there.

Yeah, gives you like a thirty second video on food.

Yeah.

So Jeff probes backs a more important things. Did we make a TikTok with Jeff or was it just like the tribal council.

That was the TikTok that was the TikTok okay. I submitted probably six ideas to Abby and I was like, here are three that are like super quick, super easy that like if they're in a rash, that we can just like bang out, like we could just get like one or two super quick. And I was like, and here are like three more that are like a little bit more complicated, the tribal council one being one of them because it's like literally tribal council. And I was like, yeah, if any he's got approval of me now, she was like okay, I'll send them over and then I get there on Monday and she's like, yes, we're doing the Trouble Council one. That's the one they wanted to do. Yeah, I was like out of all of them. And keep in mind they had a heart out at eight thirty, right, yeah, something like that, so they were like, yeah, we're in a rush.

When a rush, we're in a rush.

But they literally picked the hardest TikTok?

What was What were the other ideas?

One of mine was us begging Jeff to TOAs who's on Survivor fifty showed me to me please, And then one of them was you're so funny. Thanks, I've been stuck in Fiji for twenty years.

That's really good.

And they picked voting someone off the morning show bit got pieces of paper and everyone votes someone and Jeff reads them.

So who who got eliminated?

Nate? Nate fork found at the kitchen.

But anyways, you had such a good picture with Jeff and I'm so so you.

Have like a pro picks Yeah for ray minute? Yeah you literally should, Yeah I will. That's so fierce. So for the viewers at home that don't know, I I was wearing a shirt that day, which okay, actually let me set the scene. So Andrew comes to me, and he's like, I know you're obsessed with Jeff Probes and I was like, obviously, yes, which so is Andrew, but like he's met him countless times and interviewed him and all this. And he's like, Okay, do you want to escort him to the green room? And I go yeah, right now, and he's like yep, and I'm like, okay, cool. I go over to the door. He's there, he's coming in from the elevators. I open the door.

Hey, I'm Steph. I'm going to be taking you to the green room.

His face on your shirt, yes, seven, I had a shirt on that had his face all over and his name and it was like multiple different versions of him and whatever. But and he did not notice. So that was kind of awkward. And I chose for the rest of the walk to the green room not to say anything, which is not like me, to be honest, but I really just like didn't know what was gonna happen.

And he seemed kind of serious, and then I was like, oh, like this is really bad.

And then they asked me if like some girl was gonna be here for him, and I'm like what, who? And they go the groomer. I'm like, I thought the dogs were coming Thursday. Turns out he was getting a haircut out in this room, so he did that and anyway, yeah, so then Ben, Abby and I all had to go into the studio while he was recording, and Elvis and I were talking prior and I told him about my obsession, how the Survivor card game is my number one selling item on TikTok shop and all this, and Elvis is like, whoa, You're weird, Like what are we gonna do with you? Then Jeff comes in and Elvis is like, have you seen her shirt? And I'm like no, this is not happening. And he's like, oh my god, can I give you a hug? I'm like, yes, hey, best case scenario there, and then he said I love you. Oh so you're guaranteed to be on Survivor fifty. Well hearing, I guess, I mean not the goal necessarily, but I am glad I met him. I just don't think I could live in the wilderness and only be drinking coconut water and all that.

Like, I can't do it.

I know it's too much.

And then after the show he was like, can I get a picture with you. I'm like, I was gonna ask you so.

Yeah, so iconic, literally so iconic. It's so weird to see him in person, I know.

And he just also he does an age like he looks like that, like yeah from TV, like yes' there's some people when they come in, I'm like, whoa yep, like Jason Dreua. I was like, no, wonder you're famous, you're beautiful. Yes, and he smells amazing, as you know, it sells amazing, which I yeah, I know now.

Which is crazy. You know who smelled really fucking good?

Hey? You know what?

I didn't like notice the smell on her shell. Other people asked me that, they're like, does she smell good?

She like that in the video she even looks like she would smell good.

And like I didn't notice if she smelled bad. But I didn't notice, Like I wasn't like, but you know, you know who's called incredible was Dolores from Real Housewives in Jersey. Yeah, she literally smelled like a dream. I could smell her from outside the studio because she had been in the hallway before she leaves an aura and then I hugged her and I was like, Okay, so that was Doris that I've been smelling.

Is that our segue into Traders, And here.

We go the Traders segment of the episodes Traders.

I also have a show that we need to make based off of the fact that we talk about Traders and you guys.

Okay, well we'll talk about it after.

Hey, I have actually have a take about Traders. I called my mom the other day and she was like, I don't care anymore because Bob the drag Queen got voted out. Okay, that was so long ago. Where's your mom been? Well, she's still watching, but she's just like the only person I really cared about his card.

Oh, I see, Yeah, I liked Bob. I didn't like Bob on Traders. I like Bob in general. Yeah, I think Bob.

I like watched the clips of Bob and I was just like, Bob, You're so smart. How the fuck did you go home?

So right, he didn't.

He made one fatal mistake, Yeah he did, which was three new people came in and he already knew that one of them was a trader, and then he was like, one of the new people must be a trader.

So then that trader gone them out and why would you cross that person?

Yes, it was just like so stupid. Yeah, no, it was gag.

But last night on.

The Traders, yeah it was insane, you guys, it was literally crazy.

It was were you gagged at the murder?

Because I was.

I was actually really upset, like almost brought me to tears.

I was really sad that spoiler alert, Tom Sandvalt murdered.

I know, and I like one hour prior to this happening, I was like commenting on all of his tiktoks because I saw them really early, and I'm like, what if he sees it? So then I started commenting and hoping that he would respond to me, and he didn't, but maybe because he was just too busy getting murdered.

Yeah, I was.

I was so sad, not because I liked Tom sandaval I think he's actually a fucking freak, but because he was so entertaining, so.

Entertaining, and I think we can remove his personal life from the entertainment factor because like I loved him on this, but do I like him as a person, Like, I don't know, I'd have never met him.

I like the way that even his exit like confessional where he was like you know what, I see why they voted me out. You know, like, I'm just like really too good at this game, threat because like I see where they murdered me because I am such a threat.

I have done it too.

He was like, I've just been doing such an incredible job of this game. Keep in mind, he's been on the wrong side of the votes every single ban.

Been voting for Dolores every single time.

Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I was really sad to see.

Him go me too, and especially like he would have loved the last challenge.

Yeah.

I didn't even think about that he really would. And then when Alan Cumming was like he like took his picture off the wall and he was like, for once Tom was a faithful because he like cheated on his wife. It was the whole thing.

That's like, it's like, Laura, this whole thing is that he's why people hate him.

People who how pul it was?

What was he from Pump Rules? Ariano Maddox you know her? She now hosts Love Island.

Oh yeah, yeah.

I've never watched van of Pump Rules. How was he related into the vander Pump family.

Okay, so I've watched a few episodes and he.

I don't know. Well, he just works. Well.

No, it's not about the vander Pump family necessarily. It's more about how Lisa vander Pump like deals with all these restaurants. And he was a bartender at one of the restaurants and then they asked him along with Tom Shorts. I guess to open up Tom Tom like a different bark, which is still a thing.

Apparently Celia has been period seals.

I'm missing her today. I'm so she's not.

I have tea to teller and I can't.

In New Orleans.

Oh right, she's from there.

Yes, yes, heading home for the big Marty gras.

Yeah. So where's the kink cake? Where's another kin cake?

Are? I know?

We should get sponsors and like have their food on the table, like for this podcast factor.

Back your guy Chicken, like Guy Chicken, let's actually work on getting sponsors. Would be so fun.

How do we How does that happen? We could pull a Cordell and ask for cheese. It's what's Cordell? Oh no, wrong, audience, Sorry, guys, I've heard.

We could get cheese. It so this is You're ready? She's awesome? Yeah.

Cordell is from Love Island.

And one of the chats that he had with like a potential girlfriend, why are you noting at me.

Feeling Judge?

Every time I say feeling like space judge, it's like the feeling colon. No, it's victorious, like paraphone update anyway, So I want you guys to visualize that.

Anyway.

So Cordell was on the latest season of Love Island USA. He was talking to a girl pulled him along for a chat and basically.

She was like, yeah, like, what do you want to do with your life? He's like, oh, well, the model I really want some sponsorships. And she's like, okay, Like what would you want? He goes, I really.

Would cheese it, and the cheese Its gave him a sponsorship, Yeah, like put it out on the bars.

Yeah. Yeah, so we could do the same. Yeah, what would we pick to be our ar our? Ask our big as.

I feel it's gonna be hard for us to all agree on something. It doesn't have to be food, think about it.

It can be road. Hey, I'll take a road sponsorship.

Can we get some clamps that stick to you?

No?

I think we just need a new table you probably.

Right, furnure like Jordan's furniture.

So this was sponsored by Ay's Home Furniture. Ashley's Home Furniture.

Yeah, we need something Ikia Wayfair.

No Wayfair does sponsorship. Oh gag, you're right, I need right wing you gota y.

Yeah, we have a Wayfair ad plating in my head now for the rest of theday, I appreciate it. Ben, can we get sponsored by roadblocks?

Oh my god.

The girl that I used to tutor made me play that when we were done with our session.

I haven't played that maybe since like the pandemic when I was at my lowest.

I haven't played it since like last week.

Oh oh, based, I'm glad you're one week clean.

Oh, it's just because I've been busy mc ray and all.

You know, she probably plays what No, she definitely plays dress.

She seems like it because that's the one I know everyone knows. But you know they have Oh my god, what it's called out luster?

What is it?

Survivor?

Essentially I played that one.

Oh my god, you'd live and they have a fction. Noticed it's a big brother.

And yeah, I'm gonna try the big brother one first.

I think Sorry, Laster is really fun. Wait to cap off the Traders. I just need to say that I'm so mad that we don't know who went home. I know.

So basically, they ended the episode on a cliffhanger, and they've never done that before.

Never, never, we always know who goes home.

Is this like the first is there's been multiple seasons already or is it like.

Okay, yeah, yeah, it's the third season and we're like, what ten episodes in.

Your next week is the finale?

Right? So that's so that's why they did it, but like so annoying.

I'm so mad and it's like such a gag because they like voted and then it was a tie.

Vote and we're all the last person. I can't but she better vote Danielle, and I think she did based on the reactions. But like, also, did the producers put those reactions in to make it seem that way?

I don't know, I know, because you'll notice every time they cut to commercial before we find out who's not coming to breakfast, the reactions are always different than when we actually see who's not there.

Yeah, well totally, And that's what people think happened with the whole Carolyn thing where they were asking her what was Alan Waring.

For like the you know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, that was definitely edited it.

So she was like, and they're like, Carolyn's smart, like she was on Survivor, Like she definitely knew what to say.

Yeah. So I just hope Danielle went home because I fucking hate her.

Me too, And in my fantasy league I put her down.

So I just think she's like so annoying.

I agree, she's just like not a good trader.

I so don't like Brittany, Like, what are you still doing here? I know I want Gaby to do in the whole thing.

I want to Gabby, Dylan and Dolores together winning.

It could honestly happen if they got Danielle out. If not, Danielle's taking it.

Right, But I'm scared about Brittany now that that's the last minute thing.

We're just having a conversation.

Sorry, I heard someone named Dylan that he's got my pick.

Oh my god, wait, yeah, pick Dylan as your favorite. Everyone loves Dylan, Dylan as the first so yeah, it was go Dylan to be a Dylan.

He's the brother of zac Efron. Oh, Dylan has been good to be a Dylan since Bob Dylan. So I mean, I'm aloud to hear we got some representation.

Oh my gosh, this is like the Year of Dylan. I think Dylan Dylan movie. Yeah, right, the year.

Did you guys see the Bob Dylan movie?

No, no, I have not.

I did how he was I'm not. I'm not a timpy, shallow my person, and I'm a big Joan Bias fan, so it wasn't for me.

Okay, okay. I feel like it's the type of movie that was made to.

Nominated.

Yeah, it's also the kind of movie made for like White Men and Bushwick to be like, I love a Complete Unknown, I love Bob Dylan.

You could be the JOm.

Baiyos to my Bob Dylan.

And look, I wear rings and they seem the serious and stuff. Yeah, and then they're actually evil. Yeah.

Have you guys kept up with any of like the Award seasons or like the Oscar nominated films or.

I have, so I've watched most of them.

I have as well.

Well, what's your pick for best Picture?

My pick is Anura.

I haven't seen Anora. That's the one I haven't seen.

And the Brutalist I haven't seen the bridleist either it's like, I'm sorry, I'm not sitting there for four hours even though there's an intermission.

There's an intermission.

That's how long it is.

Yes, if I want to see a musical, I'll go see a musical.

Intermissions in movies. I think we had some issues.

Right Well.

My thing is like in Europe they add Okay, I don't know if they still do it, but like my parents, my mom is from Switzerland, and so whenever we would go see movies there, they put in a smoke break and it's it's like the direct halfway point of the movie. So it's like midward every time. Yeah, that's funny, and it's like ten minutes you go out, smoke, you come back, you finish X Men.

That would like actually be really convenient though, because I always have to pee.

I just go pee.

I'm just like, as long as it's still somewhere in like the midpoint, I'm like, nothing I'm gonna miss is like gonna be so gag that I can't catch up.

Yeah, if you gotta go, you just gotta go. You gotta yeah, be willing to sacrifice that minute or two a movie catch you want to release somev but my topic is definitely an aura.

I want to say, like across the board, I want Mikey Madison to win for Best Actress.

I honestly, okay, this was like I feel like every year I watch all the movies. My mom's in the Critics' Choice Awards, She's part of the association, So I get the screeners and I watch the movie Christmas and I was not like gagged by anything this year. I didn't have like a clear winner.

I was gagged by an aura. I really was.

It was just like so insane.

I just I'm not crazy about like sex worker stories where it's like Cinderella story and just like no that going into it, I was just like, I don't know if I'm gonna like it.

Yes, but it's like not like you you'll I feel like you'd like it. Yeah, I think you should definitely watch it, just so you like can form an opinion on it, because I would love to know what you think.

Did you ever watch Amelia Perez? Of course I did, of course.

I I wish I hadn't.

I wish.

Okay, yes, but penis too vagina.

To woman, woman enus too China, Like it wasn't it wasn't that bad.

They could like, but the thing is, like they could have cut that one song and then like the whole final thirty minutes and like I'd been like okay, yeah, and it's about trans people, but can I spoil it?

Can I spoil it?

She like okay, So like it's like a drug cartel leader transitions doesn't tell her wife who can't speak Spanish and is Selena Gomez and and and so she's like lying to the wife so she can see her kids that she's like the cousin of her former self, but like that person's dead. And then the whole thing is that, like she tries to blackmail Selena Gomez and then Selena Gomez gets this boyfriend who looks gay and he does you know he does it's the mustache and he chops off Amelia PRES's fingers and then they all die in a fiery car crash. Like it just ends like a Netflix action movie in like a car chase and a shootout.

This was like, honestly one of the worst movies I feel like I've seen in the past a year because there was so much potential.

Yeah, like it should have been really cool, and it's a really like interesting premise.

It's so interesting, but I think they just were like trying to do way too much.

The song sucked, Let's go.

They're written by this is not this is not a read. They're written by a French person in Spanish, like no one and no one.

On the team is his man? And where was it set Mexico City, isn't it?

No?

But then they moved Where did snag has moved to Switzerland? Right, which doesn't make sense?

Well, then she comes back and then it's like I hated Switzerland.

It was stupid. She was like I hated Switzerland and now I'm blonde and I'm.

Gonna do like this weird dance number in my pj's.

Oh my god, that song was. All of the songs were awful. They were like whisper singing, like it was so bad.

Here's my heart take. They could have brought it to Broadway, got it, Tony, Yes, I like hundred the people on.

Broadway would have eaten that shit up, like, don't make it a movie, make it a musical.

And the fact that they all died in a like fiery car crash at the end, which just was like so weird.

I get like the message that like being trans doesn't like absolve you of like whatever bad things you did. But it was just like I sat here for three hours just to watch everyone.

Die, Like I didn't even know what the message was. And honestly I was also confused. So the movie was like about this like trans storyline, yeah, and it was all so about the drug cartel, yeah, but then it was also about the missing people's problem in Mexico. Well I think, okay, I think I didn't understand how that like.

And they had like a you will be found like Dear Van Hansen like musical number. It was just like no joke, Like they just have like this floating heads on the screen and they're all like, I'm gonna find my family.

It was wild.

Did you are you hip to everything that's come out about Carla? Oh yes, which now people are like, there's no way that's winning anything good. It shouldn't have won anything to begin with, regardless of what she said in the past. It should not have even like my thing.

Is like okay, Like when people were first like making fun of her for that stupid like you know.

The plastic toys so funny.

I was like, it's funny but I was like, why are we making fun of her? And then all the things came out and I was like.

I did, I'm not even making fun of her with that.

I just think that that was like literally such an iconic answer to that question, like can I use this for a red cart? But everyone's like they have this like beautiful thing that like all the actresses are like looking at in the like you know those like.

Toys that you go like this and it's like a swirly plastic thing. They're all like it's like Sirca Ronan being like it's beautiful, it's almost sensual, and she goes, can.

I wear this on a red carpet?

It's so iconic queen? But yeah, I'm like kind of scared.

I think Zoe's el Donna will still win supporting actress. I thought she ate for how bad the writing was.

I think I literally couldn't even like take it seriously to win. Sorry, Oh I forgot Wicked's nominated. You seen Wicked?

Of course you're in. You sit up, We're sitting up, Okay, so cute.

We can wrap it up next time we record, we'll have our we'll have our Oscar winners. Yes, so oh, yeah, you said you didn't have a top pick.

I hope some wicked wins something it did like it actually got snubbed the whole time.

I hope it wins.

For Actually, I was really upset that he wasn't nominated for director. I know I liked the direction, so I want Sean Baker to win. Probably is that Anora?

Yeah, I think Okay, hot take though I liked. I think Demi Moore should win something for Substance. I think they'll give it.

To her because the Oscars like giving things to people who deserve it.

Put from the past, you know, mm hmm. Yeah that's a that's valid for sure.

Yeah, and she was.

She was really good.

I didn't like this Substance. I liked it.

I thought it was interesting.

It was an interesting premise.

It was really goggy. I felt like the end really lost me.

I thought the end was where I was like, oh, I get it now, like it's just stupid, but like the whole front half, I was just like why why And then, like I told my roommate who had also seen it, I was like, it's like a story about like a mom and daughter dynamic, and she was like, no, it's a storyline about hating yourself.

She like births. Margaret Qually like that's like the whole shit.

But the remember you are one.

That's like the thing that my therapist tells me about my mom. Like what are we talking about? But the soundtrack is the soundtrack.

Is pump it up. You pump it up, and it's like that's what it does. Anyways, So Stephanie and Dillan, your homework is to watch.

Traders is more important, and you have to start Survivor. Yes, Survivor one episode, you guys can catch up.

That works again.

I actually apparently have that and I just found that out.

Can I get that one's password?

Like I need to get it?

Or you could just stream it on your TV as it comes out like on the.

If you have Like yeah, you don't got cable? Do I got? I got that YouTube TV Ben was given the last week.

I gotta get it.

YouTube TV is too YouTube TV is t say that five times?

YouTube TV is tut do my normal classwork cowork for a weekend. It sounds like I have seventeen things.

It's going to turn on the TV and never go to sleep.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

I'm Leilani and my instagram is Leilani j pTau. I'm Stephanie and my instagram is Steph Lane with two e's in an underscore.

I'm Ben and my instagram is Ben Pfeiffer with an extra R at the end of fifer.

And I'm doing and my instagram is doing two two two

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