Hey Mate,

Producer Mark here, your AirBnB host. 

I just came to the house and it kind of looks like maybe you slept in the bed?
The bed is obviously purely ornamental, and not meant to be slept in.
It clearly says that guests are asked to sleep on the floor on the laminated A4 sheet with AI slop teddy bears on it above the toilet.
I take great offence that you would disrespect my (6th) property.

Please note you will be charged a small fee of $1 Gazillion dollars as a result.

Look forward to hosting you again!

Love,
Producer Mark <3

Hey Mate,
Producer Mark here, your AirBnB host.&nbsp; I just came to the house and it kind of looks like maybe you slept in the bed? The bed is obviously purely ornamental, and not meant to be slept in. It clearly says that guests are asked to sleep on the floor on the laminated A4 sheet with AI slop teddy bears on it above the toilet. I take great offence that you would disrespect my (6th) property. Please note you will be charged a small fee of $1 Gazillion dollars as a result.
Look forward to hosting you again!
Love, Producer Mark &lt;3

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