This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are surprised to find out that some people have an extra towel just for drying their crotch and the show gets an update from the listener whose brother cheated on his girlfriend with her best friend. Also, What Does This Meme?, no one is sliding into Kane's DM's since he took someone on the movie date, the guys think the "not getting back to someone for days" game is a terrible idea, a listener writes in to clarify the real meaning of the saying, "Blood is thicker than water", another listener writes in to say she stopped taking bullsh*t from herself and got a publishing deal, Greg is still blowing up on Venmo, and Kane is done taking Greg's bullsh*t. A listener in Japan makes her own DTBFF merch, Kane passes the show f*ckboy baton, and Pat catches someone trying to steal his motorcycle. In Reddit Remix, a guy expresses guilt about fapping (his words) to an Instagram model who later became his friend, and the guys don't understand the appeal of Hentai.

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