This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about how hard it is to write comedy based on substance abuse, Greg's never seen anyone use a credit card on Chopped, and a listener writes in for advice in dealing with a fairly unique f*cker, his twin brother. Also, What Does This Meme?, will this be your next tattoo?, a guy asks Kane to tattoo a misspelled word on him, a listener sends in a story about a silent date on a cruise, another listener is curating her Hinge profile to meet another listener, Greg shares a quote from Nikki Sixx, the guys talk about the waning use of cursive, and Greg wanted to call himself "Skullcandy the Impaler". Kane meets an audience member who benefitted from the advice of a motivational speaker that Kane roasted on the show, the guys read a 5 star review, Pat reads from a list of absurdly masculine takes, and, guys, just go have a circle don't.

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