-Celebrity worship indicates a troubled mind. Histrionic gays and women go nuts at Josh for correctly noting that Madonna is a whore who thinks transing children is great

-We pick the topic back up from last week, judging books by their covers. An albino black woman with a fright wig is this week's example. 

-The Democrats hire a 300 pound white woman who speaks in The Voice to woo back the men driven away from the party.