-What do we revere? It used to be things like family, responsibility, integrity. Today we laugh at those things. Stupid old honest values, right? As we flush manners, honesty, and justice down the toilet (while filming it for TikTok) our society is falling apart.

-News roundup: “Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity” is the HOTTEST new craze sweeping the nation! You a child murderer? Do you open fire on college students? Do you beat elderly men to death if they ask you to be polite? NGRI may be right for you!