—Harvard President Claudine Gay's resignation after being caught as a serial plagiarizer gives us a hook to talk about the racial hysteria that has gripped America since the 1960s.

—Queer Incorporated is rolling through Vermont (with considerable girth), aiming at small rural towns. Activists are targeting rural areas to bring free Drag Queen Story Hour readings to libraries out in the country. The goal is clear: infect the children of conservative working class people, too. Leave no sanctuary for any child to escape the indoctrination.

—A Borderline Breakdown. Get out your notebooks. We're going to use a text conversation between Kevin and an acquaintance to illustrate the warning signs and tactics of someone with Borderline Personality Disorder.