Tony’s WIFE ran into a WALL leaving the GALLERIA PARKING LOT, busting up her TRUCK almost as much as the CONCRETE! Well, Dean, the master MASON, calls Tony to say his wife’s CRAPPY DRIVING is going to COST him $800 to REPLACE the WALL she SMASHED! How do we get from BROKEN WALLS to BROKEN BONES?!

Shannon got back from a TRIP, but the AIRLINE didn’t get her LUGGAGE to her until 1AM, without even letting her know they were COMING! Well, Dean, the KING of COURTESY, calls to tell Shannon she’s on the HOOK for an $89 fee for the “SPECIAL LATE-NIGHT COURIER” they had to HIRE for HER!   Will Shannon have to PAY UP?!

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Someone CLONED Martin’s BUSINESS PHONE a while ago, but he thought the TROUBLE was BEHIND HIM. Well, Dean, the phoneline PHONY, calls to accuse Martin of CLONING his OWN PHONE! And until Dean gets things figured out, he’s shutting off Martin’s SERVICE!   Will Martin HAVE a PHONE to be SCAMMED ON?!

Pam’s WINDSHIELD WIPERS keep STOPPING RANDOMLY, but she got them fixed under WARRANTY, so no worries RIGHT?! Well, Rog the Roughneck repairman, calls Pam to say WARRANTY or NOT, she owes him $190…Maybe she just needs a MAN to explain it to her!   Will Pam be calling her Lawyer after getting off with the GUYS?!

April cut though a PARKING LOT under CONSTRUCTION and got into a BIG ARGUMENT with the WORKERS! Well, Rog the CONDESCENDING contractor, calls to tell April not only did she DISTRACT his DUDES with her CRAPPY DRIVING, but she’s also going to have to PAY to have the lot REPAINTED! Will this call DE-CONSTRUCT April’s SANITY?!

Scott put together a HOMEMADE boat port out of PVC PILE and TARPS, and it’s just as BEAUTIFUL as it sounds! Well, Rog, the HOA HITMAN, calls to say either Scott’s pile of CRAP goes TODAY, or Scott does! How HEATED does this call get?!

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Audrey’s been having SERIOUS ISSUES with the company handling her CAR PAYMENTS, and every time she calls them to settle things, they put her on HOLD! Well, Dean, the collection SPECIALIST, calls Aubrey to put things right, RIGHT NOW…Oh, wait could you HOLD PLEASE! Will Audrey’s PATIENCE be put to the ULTIMATE TEST?! 

Tonya’s SISTER borrowed her CREDIT CARD and ran up a $1,400 tab, but Tonya only got $140 BACK from the CREDIT PEOPLE! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls to tell Tonya her card is HER CARD, and she can’t be LOANING it out whenever she WANTS!   How much will Dean DING Tonya’s CREDIT RATING?! 

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Bonnie’s CAR got BACK INTO in a DRIVE THRU, and when she left the SCENE, the person at FAULT was taking the BLAME! Well, Rog, the big bad INSURANCE MAN, calls to tell Bonnie being BACK INTO is somehow HER FAULT, so she’s on the hook for ALL the REPAIRS!

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Nathan has been getting a monthly BOX of CIGARS in the mail that BELONGS to the PREVIOUS owner of his NEW place…But old Nate decided to KEEP and SMOKE them instead of FORWARDING them! Well, Rog, the cigar CONNOISSEUR, calls to tell Nathan the free ride’s OVER…and now he OWES Rog for EACH box of STOGIES he’s SMOKED! How far will Rog GO to get his CIGARS back?!

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Emily works at a HEALTH CLUB, so she’s dealt with people at their BEST and their WORST…But nothing like THIS! Today, ANNE NICHOLE SMITH calls Emily looking for some help LOSING WEIGHT and a BUDDY to do a PORN WITH!  Is Emily DOWN with Anne’s kind of EXERCISE?! 

Chris drives a SEPTIC TRUCK and sometimes he parks it in his neighborhood OVERNIGHT when he wants to save a TRIP! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE next-door, calls Chris to say he must have CRAP for BRAINS if he thinks no one can SMELL his POOP TRUCK…So either it GOES, or Chris DOES! How HARD does Rog PUSH things this time?!

Dusty’s leasing a place with a DEACTIVATED security system put in by the previous owners, but even though it doesn’t WORK he’s still getting BILLS for it! Well, security expert Dean calls Dusty to say the SYSTEM is working just FINE, heck Dean can see Dusty RIGHT NOW talking to him on the phone in his UNDERPANTS! Will Dusty have to PAY for the PRIVILEGE of being SPIED ON?!

Al had his ENGINE BLOCK replaced, but the SHOP did some EXTRA WORK for FREE, so Al thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Rog, the Customer Service SUPERSTAR, calls to tell Al NOTHING’S free in this world, so his FREERIDE is OVER!   Will Rog give Al a BREAK or a HEART-ATTACK?!

Jack used an AUTOMATED PARKING LOT downtown, but when he tried to PAY the machine was FROZEN, so he thought he got to park for FREE! Well, Dean, the PUSHY parking attendant, calls to say just because it was THEIR FAULT Jack couldn’t pay doesn’t mean JACK to Dean!           How does this call about PARKING PAYMENTS get way too PERSONAL way too FAST?!

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Monica works in PEST CONTROL, so she knows how to deal with CREEPY CRAWLIES and CREEPY CUSTOMERS, but nothing like THIS! Today a VERY friendly ALF calls Monica with a ROACH problem, but instead of asking HER to take THEM OUT…ALF askes Monica OUT for a night on the COUCH! Will the LITTLE HAIRY ALIEN get LUCKY?!

Michelle’s KEY FOB stopped working 2 days after she got her BRAND-NEW CAR, she got it fixed, but the NEXT DAY it died AGAIN! Well, Rog, the KING of CONDESCENSION, calls from the service department to tell Michelle she just doesn’t understand CARS…Maybe she should ask her HUSBAND! How does Michelle like Rog’s special brand of “customer service”?!

Dennis’ SON got into a no-fault CAR ACCIDENT at SCHOOL, but the kids decided to not get the INSURANCE INVOLVED! Well, PAPA BEAR Dean calls Dennis to say his car is NEWER and BETTER so insurance or NOT Dennis is paying for Dean’s DENT!   How HEATED does this call get?!

Arin had a WILD NIGHT getting DRUNK at a MOTEL that he can’t really REMEMBER! Well, Rog, the Hotel’s HOTHEAD, calls to say Arin DESTROYED Rog’s Grandma’s beautiful PAINTING on his DRUNKEN TIRADE and he’s on the HOOK for $560 to replace it!   Will this call be Arin’s perfect PICTURE of PAIN?!

Jake got some LAB WORK done recently and thought that if he IGNORED the BILL his INSURANCE would take care of it! Well, Dean, the BIG BAD insurance man, calls to say they covered MOST of it, but Jake STILL owes $9.38…And he better SHUT UP and PAY UP or else his coverage is CANCELLED!        Who will BLINK first in this CLAIMS conundrum?!

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Angela works at the BANK, and since she’s dealing with OTHER people’s MONEY, customer service is KEY! Well, TODAY, the always UNPREDICTABLE Mel Gibson thinks poor Angela OWES him some CASH…And you DEFINITELY DON’T want to MESS with MEL’S MONEY! Will Angela be able to keep her COOL?!

Natasha is a bit artsy, so she has a bunch of HOMEMADE WIND CHIMES in her backyard that she’s VERY proud of! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE neighbor next door, calls Natasha to say her wind chimes are LOUD, UGLY, and OBNOXIOUS and she needs to take them DOWN before he comes over there does it HIMSELF!       How does Natasha handle Rog’s thoroughly UNCONSTRUCTIVE take on her HOMEMADE HOBBY?!

Dena was OVER CHARGED 3 times for a POOL TABLE, and she’s just about at the end of her ROPE! Well, Dean, the Customer service Cretin, calls to say if she doesn’t PAY UP Dean and his boys will have to REPOSSESS it! How far does Dean go to get his MONEY?! 

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Nichole works at a SHOE STORE so she knows how to figure out what customers WANT, but THIS CALL will put her PEOPLE SKILLS to the ULTIMATE TEST! TODAY, Ozzy Osbourne, the MUMBLY Prince of Darkness, calls poor Nichole looking for SOMETHING but is sure isn’t SHOES! Will Nichole need a TRANSLATOR fluent in OZZY for this CALL?!

Jerod’s neighborhood has a NEW garbage pickup company, and they just can’t get the TRASH picked up ON TIME, so sometimes Jerod leaves his trash can out for the next day. Well, Rog, the HOA rep from HELL, calls to say Jerod needs to start taking in his trash EACH day or else he needs to START looking for a new place to LIVE! How much TROUBLE can one TRASH CAN cause?!

It's Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! Who's getting SCAMMED today? Listen and FIND OUT! 

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Dave works at a BANK so people FREAKING OUT about their FINANCES is nothing new, but this call might be too much for him to HANDLE! The famously FRANTIC Shia Labeouf is on the line, he’s lost his MONEY, and he wants it BACK, but he’s not feeling very HELPFUL!   Will Dave FIND Shia’s ACCOUNT or LOSE his MIND?!

Adam stayed at a NO PETS ALLOWED Air BnB, but snuck his DOG in anyway, what a REBAL! Well, Dean, the Air BnB BUTT-HEAD, calls to say he KNOWS about the DOG because of his HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS in the living room, kitchen, and of course BEDROOM!    How personal does this CREEPY CALL get?! 

Tonya’s car Dashboard has BUBBLES all over it like the thing has have been on FIRE! But no need to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Right? Well, Rog, the RENEGADE REPAIRMAN, calls to say Tonya’s ugly GLASS HEART, which she had hanging from her rear-view mirror, caught the sun and caused the damage, so warranty or NOT, she’s on the hook for the PAYMENT!    How HEATED does this call get?! 

Rachel still has her Christmas DOORMAT out because SHE likes it, and no one can SEE it RIGHT? Well Rog, the Springtime GRINCH, calls Rachel to say the HOA sees ALL…and it’s time for her TACKY doormat to be PUT AWAY! How does Rog go from PUSHY to PERVY in record time?! 

Henry’s SMOKE ALARM keeps going off randomly, one time for 4 HOURS straight! Well Dean, the HOA ATTACK DOG, calls to tell Henry that enough is ENOUGH and maybe he should put the BONG down and turn his alarm OFF!      How does Henry deal with Dean the JUDGMENTAL HOA Rep?! 

Frank likes to get his weekend YARD WORK done SUPER EARLY, and a certain nosey neighbor has had enough! Rog, the NIGHTMARE next door, decides to take the NOISE battle to Frank with his OWN early morning ritual, an EPIC amateur BAGPIPE jam session!      Will Rog’s BAGPIPING make Frank change his MOWING SCHEDULE, or just RUN for the HILLS?! 

Mike had to put up a FENCE because his NEIGHBORS keep coming on his PROPERTY without his say so! Well Rog, the HOA rep that’s ABOVE THE LAW, calls to say either Mike takes the fence DOWN or else Rog and his BACKHOE will take care of it for him!   Will Mike keep his FENCE or lose his MIND?!

Lauren and her husband CLOG their DRIVEWAY with everything from CARS to REFRIGERATORS…And the LOCALS aren’t LOVING IT! Well, next door NIGHTMARE Dean calls to say not only is their CRAP COLLECTION against the RULES, but it also makes their already UGLY HOUSE even UGLIER! What does Dean do to get UNDER Lauren’s SKIN?!

Liz works at a BURGER PLACE so she knows how WEIRD people can be when they get HUNGRY, but she’s NEVER dealt with anyone like THIS! Today the FOULMOUTHED Rallo, from the Cleveland Show, calls Liz’s burger place looking for POPCORN SHRIMP…And things just go DOWNHILL from there!       How does Liz like Rallo’s SPECIAL way of ASKING NICELY?!

Adam had some people over for a PARTY and the cars took up the street’s ENTIRE cul-de-sac! Well, Rog, the blocked-in neighbor next door, calls to say Adam’s DUMB friends kept his GARBAGE from getting PICK UP, so he’s coming over to DUMP it on Adam’s LAWN!   How does Rog push Adam over the EDGE?! 

Donnie’s KIDS like to ride DIRT BIKES, so someone called the COPS, but they said GO AHEAD! Well, Rog, the neighborhood NARC, calls Donnie to say since the COPS didn’t serve JUSTICE, Rog will have to take matters into his OWN HANDS! Will Donnie’s bikes SURVIVE this CALL?! 

Andy put $500 DOWN on a COUCH she tried to buy a YEAR AGO…And she STILL doesn’t have it! Well, the guys, representing the CRAPPY COACH people, call Andy to say her couch has been SOLD to someone else because she wasn’t making her PAYMENTS…On the couch she DOESN’T have YET!   Will Andy need a LIE-DOWN after this CALL?! 

Kevin has a DEER FEEDER in his BACKYARD, because he likes to give nature a helping hand, how NICE! Well, Dean, the animal HATING neighbor next door, calls to say that feeder needs to GO, because DEER are basically large horned RATS, and he doesn’t want anything to do with them!   How does this DEER dispute get even WEIRDER?! 

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, James is a TELEMARKETER, so he knows how to keep his COOL when people get HEATED, but James might find HIS limit with THIS call! TODAY, James calls the always OPINIONATED Dr. Phil, and he thinks James has a DRUG PROBLEM he’s just not being honest with himself about…And he wants him to get HELP!  How will James handle Dr. Phil’s signature CALM CONDESCENSION?!

Mikaela saw a person PARKED in a HANDICAP spot without a HANG TAG, so she left a NASTY NOTE! Well, Rog, the parking PROBLEM MANCHILD, TRACKED Mikaela down to say who DIED and made her the PARKING SHERIFF?!     How HEATED does the HE SAID, SHE SAID get on this CALL?! 

Kim’s TRANSMISSION needed some WORK, but not to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the ROUGHNECK mechanic, calls Kim to say he only has a PARTIAL WARRANTY which means SHUT UP and PAY YOUR PART or else he’ll have to pay for the WHOLE THING! Will Kim need a WALLET WARRANTY after Rog is down with him?! 

Jim ordered some SOCKS online, but when the package showed up it was taped, sealed, and COMPLETELY EMPTY! Well, Dean, the customer service EXPERT, calls Jim to say they don’t have any PROOF that he didn’t get his SOCKS, but as a peace offering Dean’s going to take a LONG RUN and send Jim HIS! How FUNKY is Dean’s SPECIAL DELIVERY?! 

On Wednesday's Celebrity Birthday Scam, Mike just started as a TELEMARKETER, and he’s already used to how WEIRD people can be on the PHONE, but THIS call might just take the CAKE! TODAY, poor Mike calls the man of many ANNOYANCES Jim Carrey, and he doesn’t want to LISTEN to the deals…He just wants to TALK! Will Mike be able to MAKE THE DEAL?!