Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who chewed a police car’s seats, when you hired an escort (not for sex), a farting man on a plane, a driver’s license with meth on it, a dude who accidentally shot his buddy in the ass, why a woman stabbed her boyfriend in the penis, helping a listener decide whether or not to get with a MILF, a professor with a clown fetish, a sex therapist who will bang you to save your marriage, how a woman got lost for days in a corn maze and more!