How important are your partner’s political leanings? Or their opinion of the legendary Dolly Parton? For our lovely main dater from last week, Natasha, these things matter! Abuelita cracks on with the three eligible bachelors, por que pues si, there is a right answer.
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Welcome back to Day My Alida first, where Awalita de sides who is invited to the fiesta.
And who will use us a pinata?
I didn't mind Lamta, she's spicy today.
Do you believe that Awalita knows best?
Because we do too, So you are in the right place. This is Date my Auri the first, where our fabulous Awalitlana plays matchmaker for our star dater and three lucky contestants looking for Awalita's stamp of approval. I am your host Vico Ordz.
Side by side with.
Our loving Alit and when I stay love and that means tough love too right?
No, yes, how are you, Miss Hamoris, Miss Nieto's prescio. I love you so much. Thank you for having us again and again and again.
You say that after saying the patta thing, and now I'm a little bit like what's going on?
It was gonna come out of her mouth.
I have no idea stand by.
Last time, Awilita and I got to know our main dater, Natasha the quote psychedelic forty year old who told us she wants the whole Anti La, who does she wants a partner who wants to go deep and cares about the world, and someone who her son will approve of.
We also got to know the three contestants who.
Will soon battle it out for a chance to take her on a date. There was Maui, a soft spoken guy who works both in his community and at the hospital, Nima, a musician by trade who says he falls hard when he puts his heart out there, and Eric, a self described fearless comedian who.
Is looking for love.
So we're gonna be playing some games.
To determine who deserves a date with a Walita's prized Nieta.
Are you ready?
I am so ready? I love Natasha. She's so beautiful, not only outside but inside.
She's so ready.
She's been waiting for the love of her life for so long now, and we want to make sure that her and her son are very happy with our choice.
Well, that was a beautiful intro for Natasha.
Did you hear all that? How are you doing over there?
That was?
It was so emotional and heartfelt.
I could only wish that my own Awalita would say the same thing. So it's very it's very meaningful, and I feel like.
I am in great hands.
So I'm really looking forward to this, and I don't think you're gonna.
Let me down, Natasha.
All I know is that juen Awelita is like oh la Wlitas, And I am here to give you my love and my.
Advice, and I just hope I do well by you. That's all. But it's real.
We are finding here a nice guy who is honest and fun and adventurous, and it's going to be the king to my queen.
Amazing.
Well, now that Awlita has had the chance to have a little cafe seat though, with all of our aspiring sweethearts, let's bring them all back for a few games before Awalita narrows down our top two.
Oh my goodness, what a tough decision. They are amazing.
M Yes, lady, they're okay.
Well, let's go ahead and bring in our contestants. And we have here Nima, Maui and Eric. Thank you all for being here. We're so excited to get on with our first game, which is Hype.
Hi, Hi, It's the hype.
It's the hype. Game is the hypotheticals game.
Aalita and I are going to be presenting you with some hypotheticals and everyone will share their answers. Now, my first hypothetical is if the world were to end tomorrow, what would you do?
Nima take it away with the first one, oh and tomorrow?
Shoot uh guy.
Dives Yes, incredible. I love this. So what about you, Maui if the world ends tomorrow, what would.
You do everything?
My biggest dream is like to take a trip around from Africa to Europe, but like through the cake and I would put it all on my credit card and it wouldn't matter.
That's right. Fuck capitalism.
I'd my private jet to take me there.
Yes, Eric, what are you thinking?
I was thinking Mariya has a good credit line to get that jet. But I must say I would I would fly back to the barrier and just kick it with my family until it ended. That's it pretty much, just play some games and stuff.
I love that a Walita was your hypothetical.
Would you rather yell out yes a Willita every single time you orgasm or I have to tell your a Wilita in detail all about your last sexual encounter from start to finish.
I'd say, Eric, to get away.
It's a very good question. I'll say that I would rather say yes, I will lead to during an orgasm bless you. I just I just feel like I can play that off better than trying to explain to my grandma the type of things I do.
Well, you know, grandmas have a great ability to learn more too, so it might be beneficious to Grandma.
Well, Maury, what do you think?
That's what I want to think about my grandma and Grandpa.
I was going to say, I would probably be.
The one to explain the encountered my grandma, just because she knows the uf she's lived life. But I think it would be really awkward if I did the Yes, I believe it, like during climax, like that conversation after that. I think it'd be more awkward than the conversation with my grandma.
You're here, what do you think, Nemo?
I'm going to agree with MAUI.
I would rather explain my last encounter than scream able Elita during the.
Orgasm incredible, incredible answers. Honestly, you're right, I think, Well, there's no right or wrong, but it will be really fun to see what my grandma would do if I explained to her in detail what I do in bed.
I really would like more stories, so you're getting all of them.
For me, you're getting all of them for me. Okay.
Last one, if you were stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life, what are the three things you would bring with you, Maui, you're the first one on this one.
Go for it, Okay.
The three things I would bring with me would be my solar mophy charger and my phone or iPod because I just need music. I mean, I don't think I really would need much else on a desert island.
Like, that's what's up, all right, Nima ta get away.
I mean I'd like the charger idea by Maui. That's if I have the charger and the phone and my guitar, I'm in business.
Very very nice, Eric, take it away.
I would say my bed because I just I like the comfort that my bed provides. Then I would say my friend Javon because he's super funny and we'd have a fun time. And then a card game because we would get so competitive outside of just venturing around this island and having a fun time, but like just friendship of competitive game and being able to sleep well.
For me, Oh that's cute.
I like you Kai, Yeah, yeah, when we get back Realiita will send one contestant back home, and we'll play some more games before picking a winner.
Plays your bets. Now, folks, do you have a favorite? I know I do.
Welcome back to day I holily the first okay.
Oh well, hey, we have to say first and foremost that here we're looking for people who are going.
To match our data correct, who are going to.
Who have some of the same qualities or are looking for the same things in life.
This is a game. It's nothing against anyone. You are all handsome.
And beautiful and I love you each or my beautiful nietos.
But we have made a decision.
Yes, sadly, it's time for one of you wonderful near de Sitos to hit the road. So, Alita, who are you gonna send packing?
I'm sorry to say, Nima.
Oh okay, but thank you so much for being part of our wonderful show.
Thank you.
All right.
So we are moving on with Maui and with Eric. Thank you both so very much.
We are so excited to get onto our last group game, and that one is how like are we?
Okay?
So Alita, what the tricks do you have up your sleep this time?
Well, you know, my beautiful, beautiful dater.
She isten to some beautiful people on this earth, and we just need to know if these two gentlemen are compatible and what they think. You have to tell me which of the answers to the question I'm going to read is the one that Natasha would give. So how about question number one? This is for both of you. What are Natasha's thoughts on Dolly parton? Option number one? Dolly who?
Option number two?
Natasha loves Dolly, thinks she's up there with Chado a living legend.
MAUI two because SHADO's leg.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay, So Eric, what do you think?
Not while I'm nervous, I would say I agree that Chada is a legend, but I'm gonna say she said Dolly who?
Mmm? Interesting?
But also yes to both of you are saying that Shadow is indeed a legends. We have bless bless that answer, Gouie. Question number two, what are Natasha's thoughts on politics, social justice, mutual aid and community care? A. She doesn't take that much of a stance. B. She is very passionate. She cares a lot about the environment and justice. Wants to be dating someone who cares too. I'm going to start with Eric, Eric to get away, what do you think? Natasha's answer is.
I'm going to say b the second answer of some one that's motivated, and because she seems like she takes charge, that's why she's on the show, so therefore she wants people to take charge along with her.
So I'm gonna say bee, love love love, MOUI, what are your thoughts.
I'm also gonna say bee because it would have to be a bee for me because I'm very passionate about those things. I started an organization in a Bay area that's focused on mutual aid and social justice.
And yeah, all right, incredible. So to question number one, oh yeah, Natasha's answer was, Dolly is a saint living. We are in the presence of the greatest icon up there with Chado. Admits her for being who she is, unapologetically resilient, kindness, thoughtfulness, look out for community, fucking bombshell, no apologies, one of the quintessential people.
So I'm gonna say that, MAUI. Yeah, you vibe right up there with that, Natasha.
And for question number two, Natasha's answer is fuck yes. Pet peeves are when people say they are not political understanding the history of our systems. You have to take a stand, have to have a point of view, not just slip service equality for everyone cares a lot about the environment.
Politics are corrupt. It matters to her.
Someone who has an awareness slash desire to be on constant journey of learning can't with anyone who is complicit or acts like doesn't exist.
So well done to both of you, unanswering, these are data. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Natasha is so beautiful, day fucking fantastic. So all right, thank you both for playing. When we get back from the break, we'll find out who is sticking around and a Wally does kitchen for a date with Natasha. Welcome back to day my Aurlita. First, so Leliana Awilita, how did our contestants do? Do you feel like you have a sense of of which of these fine factsy guys passes for Natasha?
We get our last little plea in yes, I think.
That is a good idea. You have thirty seconds.
My plea is the Natasha. Definitely we have very similar interest in the political aspect, the going forward with things we love. I love deep thought, as I told the Belita earlier, just talking about different crazy things in this world, and I feel like the way she answered the second question is something that we could have conversations about for hours. You know, I didn't know about the dolly thing, but don't don't cut me just for that, but that's it. Just like I think we would have a lot of really good conversations about, you know, just different abstract ideas. That's why I asked if it was verbatim, because it sounded like she was pretty intense and somebody that could like really go there with different thoughts. That's it.
Love it, take it away, MAUI.
I really vibe with the political part because one of my favorite quotes is Desmon too too, like, if you've chosen neutrality and times of oppression, you've chosen the side of the oppressor. Politics is not something that you can just kind of like, you know, oh well, you know, I don't like to have those conversations because you're literally like impacting lives, like people's lives. So it's something that I'm incredibly passionate about. And I've tried to like do the dates and not have politics be something we talk about, but it just doesn't work for me because then I find myself kind of like not resenting the person, but just not being able to vibe because I'm like, you know, these are important things and you don't care about them, and you're directly impacting people's lives and that's problematic.
So that aspect is one of the things that really stood out to me.
Hell's yeah, hells yeah a little.
Didn't you know that our main jatre has I've been listening in this whole time. I will eat them might have an idea of who she likes for Natasha, but let's see if we have a unanimous decision to all of our contestants. Much bass on your Search for Love. Thank you for playing. Okay, Natasha, I will eat that. Wants to hear what you think of these fine folks.
Oh what a journey, I.
Will say, my heart like when Eric jumped on the screen, I was like, oh oh, and same thing with Maui.
I also felt that instance.
So that's always nice, you know, even though we're looking at their hearts. It was nice to see that they're both gorgeous. But some people put things in Jesus's hands and say, Jesus, take the wheel, I'm putting it and I will eat this because between the two there were a few moments when one would edge out the other, but I'd be I think, really lucky. They both seem like a great time, so I'd be interested in getting to know either one of them or both.
Here here there goes that poly thing against Listen.
I definitely gotta try it.
You had five husbands, you can definitely.
I should have had them at the same time.
Then that would have been the difference exactly, still be married.
I know, with the weekend solve Monday through Friday.
Yeah, what are your thoughts?
I mean, obviously, Lena, you are the one that has to say there is something kind of cosmic that Maui brought into the table that had some nurturing in there. I love that one of the first things that came out of his mouth was saying compassionate, which is something that I think is really important. And I think that Eric has a lot of youthfulness to him. But I don't know if there's gonna be that much like longevity.
Yeah, I get that too.
Eric does give off a fun vibe. I love that he's active. I love that he does comedy.
Yeah.
I like that he's close with his grandmother and his mom too.
That's really sweet.
The other thing, when you were saying that MAUI brought into this cosmic element, I liked his response to why he was here because I felt similarly that, you know, the universe just sort of led him from one step to the other, and here's sort of where he finds himself. And that has a very big impact on my life. I think that everything, like synchronicity is I always I pay attention to everything. I lived in Canada in a hippie commune for a big chunk of my life growing up, where you know, we took all the signs from nature, and so I'm that.
Kind of way.
Everything I see, like, you know, a hawk in the sky, I'm like, it's a sign every time.
Yeah, I'm there with you.
Okay, So the jury has a verdict, Alia tell us who it's a shot at mucho mucho am? And why take it away?
I don't know. Can I leave now?
This is the whole purpose of the show.
I know you can't leave me halfway. The ico is as.
Much as I can love them both already, one of them took my heart a little bit higher, and I had to look and I had to think of the things that my beautiful Natasha wants and requires in her life. She needs a king that is going to treat her like a queen, who is going to love her, who is going to put the best foot forward and always make it a positive light.
For that reason, I take Maui. Oh oh my goodness.
A yeah, yeah, Well there you go, Natasha, Maui has been hand pecked by your lovely Ail.
Can we say by Eric absolutely very I love you dearly.
I appreciate you guys having me for sure, Thank you, thank.
You for being with us and giving it a shot of love. We appreciate that.
Your energy man so great.
All right, So Natasha meet Maui, handpicked by your lovely Alita.
Let the sparks fly. Do you do you too have anything to say to each other? Anything you want to know?
I mean, I want to know everything. I feel like you did a great job. It was really exciting to be behind the scenes the whole time, and every answer you gave just got better and better.
My thing is, you always have to be like the USD if you or the USU, then you'll always find the people that you're supposed to find. And I was like the political thing, like you know, so many people are like, you know, oh, we are trying to to talk about politics, and I'm like, you cannot talk about like does pineapple go on pizza Coker pepsi? But like politics, you have to have some stance, regardless of which stance a stance.
Yeah, absolutely, and that's really important to me as well. I also love that your dad you have a thirteen year old, I have a twelve year old. It can be challenging to date as a single parent as well, you know, create different complications or not, and hopefully, like you said, it's best just to be yourself and people are going to be with it or not. So I really appreciate your candor and it's.
Been really fun.
Well, I want to know, MAUI, what do you think of this beauty.
I'm excited the answers that you know, when they started reading the answers were batim.
I was just like, this is crazy.
I think she was right where you were at that moment. You both connected. The universe brought you together just by listening to that, and I am very very happy that you're both happy with the results. My heart is so full and I just it's it's been a pleasure of joy meeting you both, and oh, please let us know what happens.
We have to go out, We're gonna go out.
Well well, well, folks, it's about that time when we send these lucky daters on a virtual date. Well, we sit back, relax, get a little chems, listen in.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too, sore from I'm.
From the Bay Area.
I was born and raised like in Valo, the tom of Valeo and Oakland here I live in Hollywood.
Now what brought you to Hollywood? My sister had moved down here for school and she graduated from UCLA.
I just, you know, came down to hang out with her, and I was like, you know what, like let's start fresh.
What do you do and what are your passions?
So I was in nursing for six years and I had like a brain injury. I got a really bad car accident, and after that I was like I can't do this, Like I can't be part of this anymore, Like I just can't. And my mom was like, you know, you do your job well and like you make differences in the lives of your patients.
And then I was like, in the bigger scheme of things, you know, what I mean, Like, I'm like, I just couldn't do it.
So I actually switched my major to political science and I got my AA and my ultimate goal is to get my bachelor's in rhetoric. And I've been apprenticing with an attorney at a civil rights firm in the Bay Area.
Nice.
And then I'm passionate about.
Social justice in multiple forms, I guess, which can be exhausting and kind of seem flighty sometimes because there's literally, like you know, there's social justice in healthcare, there's social justice in policing and police reforms, social justice and commune like just in city, you know what I mean. Like, but those are my passions. I'm passionate about family. That's another thing that made like this move like super hard for me because like my sister's down here, but like my family family is like in the Bay Area, my mom, my sister, you know what.
I mean, like my grandparents.
But luckily, like technology has really like kind of bridged that gap a little bit.
Yeah, between like FaceTime and zoom and college. Where are you in four sisters?
Like where do you fit in that?
I'm the second young kid, So my sister that's out here is the youngest, then me. Then I have a sister in the Bay Area, and then my oldest sister's in New York. Oh nice, yeah, so and we're all pretty close.
So I'm an only child, so like, yeah, yeah, it's a different dynamic definitely. But I like a big, like Mexican family, And now my family doesn't talk at all. But growing up, I spent a lot of time with I lived with my cousins, I lived with my grandparents. My mom was a single mom and always just working like multiple.
Jobs all the time.
So I do miss that element of having, you know, a lot of family. I would say, like, now I have a lot of friends that are like chosen family.
You know, we all bacts.
We're always here for each other, and that's really nice to have like a tight community of people who are there for you no matter what. And yeah, I always envy people that had like multiple siblings grew up in big families.
Well, Mike, I think it's as you grow up, you have the family you're born too, and then you have the family that you create, and the one that you create I think is almost more reflective because you guys were drawn together for different reasons.
So I'm like you know.
I think that that's an amazing community to have two.
So yeah, definitely in the arts and in entertainment. So everybody is like totally different. I would say, like my best friend and I we're so far opposite in so many ways. I'm more impulsive and like a passionate person and we'll just do things on a win like I go with the moment and how I feel. And I've lived a very interesting life because of that that way, and she's the complete opposite. Everything has to have a logic, everything has to have a pen. But she's also super meticulous, and I think it's good to have people around you also that hold you accountable for those things. I think there's some things that she takes from me that are great when I'm like, you need to loosen up a little and you don't have to.
Have it all figured out.
Just take the first step or say yes or whatever. Let it be what it's going to be, whatever that is.
Ah Okay, that is, Oh the we can handle this week, folks. Check back in next week as we meet our next Nieto Nietta, Nietta and a Alita plays matchmaker once more, and remember to subscribe to date My Aurita First wherever you get your podcasts. Date My Awealita First is a production from WV Sound and iHeartMedia's Mike Wultura podcast network. Hosted by me vicordis joined by the fabulous Lena Montenegro. Date My Awalita First is produced by Leo Clem, Nico Raquel and Luigi Villian.
Member.
Our executive producers are Wilmer Valdorama, Leo Clem and Nico Raquel a w V Sound. This episode was edited by Sean Tracy and Nico Raguel. The original artwork for this show was created by Mac McClain. This episode features original music by Gabe Lopez and Alvaro Morello. Special thanks to our team of cupids at w V Entertainment. Special things also to our hopeful romantics this week, Natasha, Eric Nima and Maui.
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