We all have our red flags and some can be pretty extreme! Abuelita Liliana and Vico learn about our contestants’ big icks and also put the contestants on the spot by asking for their funniest impromptu dating stories. Abuelita’s intuition is hard at work for last week's main dater Lorena while narrowing down the perfect match! Let's see who Abuelita chooses for Lorena!
Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com
Welcome back to day my Awlita first or Alia will decide which of your admirers is suited and who deserves to be boot it. I am your host, Vigo or this side by side with our loving.
And when I say Lola means to love too.
Right where Alia, we are on the verge of setting Lena up on another first date. How do you hype yourself up before you meet a new prospective lover?
Glass of wine before I leave the house, and that would be pretty good. A little mental stimulation and just to make sure that I look as sexy as as like. Okay, seven doesn't change anything.
I am still a woman. Yeah, yeah, I believe that. I believe that all right.
Well, now that Awalita has had the chance to chat with all of our aspiring sweethearts, and let's bring them all back for a few games before Awalita narrows down our top two once again. We are here to find the right match for Lorena, the former professional football lista turned comedian who is after her next flame and wants to get the ball rolling and starting a family. Aharita tell us about Lorena's three potential suitors.
Well, we had Luke, who wants someone to connect with that will make her laugh. I'm sure Lorena can check that box. Next there was Shay, who is all about the soul made five. She had the soccer jersey on, so that might be a golasso for her. And lastly we met Anastasia who seems to want to snuggle Buddy to add to her two little fur baby pets.
All right, let's bring them in. Hello, Welcome back everybody. We have Lou, we have Shae, we have Anastasia. You are all wonderful contestants. We are so excited to play these games with y'all, get to know you better and just to see where this goes. This very first game is called open Mike. Our main dater is a comedian, but we want to turn the tables. We all know that laughter can be so healing, and since everybody could use a little bit of therapy, we want each of you to perform a little open mic comedy for each other. It doesn't have to be long, but we definitely hope it's funny. Prompt is reflections on dating in Los Angeles.
You know, I guess I'll just go for it.
Yes, Shaye, take it away, go for.
It like mine is a comedic haiku. Yes, and here I go hot celebrity hot liar, kind of like a brush fire.
After two dates, I investigate, Oh shit, you have a girlfriend that's a roommate.
That's good, that's bad. Yay, I love it.
Yeah, Oh my god, lou take it away.
It's more of an experience that kind of happened to me, and I find it happens a lot because of my aesthetic, because on social media, people see my goal change, they see my earrings. I usually wear like big bamboos, super long nails, so when people see me, they immediately think like bigodo. You know, everything is like super gyetto fabulous, even though I'm very yetto fabulous.
But that's what the people think, right. So I went to date this girl, and I.
Always end up dating people who are completely opposite of me, just because naturally they're just attracted to me, you know, people who are usually just really quiet, timid and whatever. So this girl she picks me up, and when she picks me up, she has her he's so fucking far back, like literally, I mean she's laying down driving in the car, right. So I get in the car and she's like, you know, hey, it's super nice to meet you, whenever.
Whatever, whatever.
We get on that interstate and she almost crashed, right, so she almost crashed, and I'm like, she puts her armand you know when people put your arm out, like they want to make sure you're okay. She's laying back, mind you. She puts her arms out like this, and she's like, she said, are you okay? I said, are you okay? Like you look uncomfortable, so she put her thing I said, she said, I have to be honest, you know, I just I only did this because, you know, I just wanted to look cool for you. So I'm like, missen baby, there's nothing more THANX here than a stage driver.
So put your back.
On and where we have to go. We end up going to the.
Fair, which I love fairs because it's super magical, super like wonderfully cute. The only ride that I really want to go on was the Fairies Full, because what the fuck it's magical. Wee on the Arris Wheel. She's sweating bullets, her heart is literally racing, and she's telling me like, we're gonna do this.
We're gonna do this. You say you want to do this, you want to go in here?
We get up there. We're fucking stuff and I'm like, no, I can't be stuck on this fride with this girl.
And she's scared herself. So this whole time she's on the.
Ride, literally y'all, she's literally dripping fucking sweat from her face. Her heart is pounding, and I'm like grabbing her hand, and I'm like, it's gonna be okay, it's gonna be over super quick, super fast.
And yeah, at the end, oh my god, there good, what a day?
What a date?
Oh my goodness, gracious, wow, I take it there was not a second date actually was and why I just wanted to believe that that just wasn't her moment and she really technically chose that place because of me. She just wanted it to be just like an amazing first date.
And I'm just I'm not a quitter. So you know again, Oh good to this day? So yeah, hilarious. A Nastasia, what's your dating in La story?
Hm?
I feel like dating in Los Angeles is me constantly asking girls if they're gay or if they're just drunk. I love a dance floor makeout more than anybody else. I love to be at the club feeling myself dancing and making that. But I struggle because a lot of the times, you know, straightt girls want to make up with girls. I make up with my friends all the time, but they aren't actually gay, and I fall in love immediately, so it breaks my heart immediately.
So now I wear this bracelet.
It says boobs on it so that people know I mean business.
Nice, very fucking nice.
Oh I love it.
Thank you all for sharing your stories making us laugh.
Oh I need that. Oh this is tough.
Do we need to have a little moment because this is now going to the point where Alida needs to make a little decision or one or one of the two.
A yeah, yeah.
When we get back, go Walita will send one contestant back home and we'll play some more games before picking a winner. Plays your bets now, folks, do you have a favorite? I know I do. Welcome back today, my Wily the first Wow wow wow a Wiliita.
How are you feeling? How you buy ben?
I'm a couple of them, But I think I know where I'm going with my lady that I will let go.
I think in terms of going on dates and like seeing where it goes. I think Shay has a lot more to give our main dater.
The soccer thing was really cool.
They could man go to Angel CD Stadium soccer game, and like, I.
Love Lou, I love I love Lou as well. She's got a little bit of everything.
Anastasia I like, but I don't think it's giving me enough of what Lorena has been mentioning. I think Anasa could be fun, but it doesn't feel like there's much alignment in there.
What are you that?
I think they're both on their own path and it's gonna be kind of hard to put them together. So I tend more a little bit towards either Shay or Lou.
Okay, Awaliita, sadly, it's time for one of these quts to hit the road.
Who are you.
Gonna send packing? Do I have to say it right now? I think so? My goodness, gracious, all right.
My DearS, Missa Morres, Alida here has a verdict?
Alida, where's my gabble?
Well, it will be a soft tap with the Channkler for one of you.
But Awilita loves each of you greatly, but unfortunately one person has to leave.
We love you, Anastasia, Anastasia, thank you so much, Thank you so much, thank you for joining.
So amazing to meet you all, and best.
Of luck to you in the dating world.
Okay, my DearS, we have just one more round of games before our Lita picks our winner. Let's go ahead and play red Flags. Contestants, Imagine you've gone on a few dates and they've been oh, just amazing, amazing, amazing. You're falling for this person hard. Now I'm gonna present you with a few undesirable behaviors, and I want to know what would.
It take for you to call things off.
So I'm going to ask for each of you to rank them from best to worst based on what would you be able to put up with and the things you're gonna be like. I actually no, that would be a deal breaker for me. I'm good, Thank you. All right, So here we are set number one, love Bumming lets you choose plans, but then resents your choice says they respect your boundaries, but crosses them every time.
Cross my boundaries. I'm going to cross you off my list of people that I love.
So for you, Shay, that's a total deal breaker.
I voice my boundaries to you, and you choose not to understand and receive that then it's never gonna work.
What about between love bumming and lets you choose the plans but then resents you for the choice you.
Made and presenting me for the choices. If you know, if you're gonna resent me, don't ask me, you know, and then love bomb me. I'll let you love bomby. I mean shit, I deserve it, and I believe you.
You know you.
I don't want to fall in love with me at the first date.
Yes, love that shit, that's a ten. That's a ten. What about you? What are you thinking? Mind?
Just a complete opposite.
My deal breaking would be don't ask me where we want to go if you're going to resent me for it, especially because I know how I am and I wouldn't even pick something that was totally my option.
I would still like, in the back of my mind, think like she does, like Rice, so let's still here.
You know, likes like a good steak. I etic could go here, you know. So that's the first one for me. The second one is my boundaries, and my third one is like lease is obviously love bombing, because I fucking love being a the.
Word incredible, incredible, I love it already.
What are your three Okay, here's my set, go sparefoot everywhere, makes fun of your music taste, orders chicken tenders at every restaurant, even if they're not on the menu.
I know a couple of people like this.
Goody. It was like, Uja, that's me, that's me. I am that person.
Oh blessed, Oh my goodness.
I think my first deal breaker would be walks around barefoot everywhere. I don't even wear.
My own feet out, like in my own apartment.
Like I'm just like a slipper kind of person. So having your feet out every freaking places, like we have to have fun, guy or something like grown at the bottom of your.
Feet is barefoot at home all the time. Alita is also an obsessive cleaner. Sours are spitting clean.
I am both that.
I have to feel the earth under my feet. I have to feel the ground i'm stepping on. I need that connection. I do shoes bother me at home.
Okay, yeah, so the last one will be taking tenders.
In the middle one would be making fun of my music.
Choice because I love music and you don't have to be a fucking jerk. So listen to the damn song you know. So it's okay though, you know, because I'm need to change the station. You know, we could kind of like go off with each other, but you don't have to make front of me.
You know.
I love communication one more time, even in the music taste.
Shaye, what are your thoughts?
Okay? So the biggest red flag would be the no shoes.
It's just like outside if you were like just going to nasty places walking around in New York, you know, no la.
And then Jay, what are your other two?
I would have to say the chicken tinder, I like somebody that's like willing to expand their palette and shit like that. And then I would say the last one be like make in front of my music because I listened to some pretty questionable music.
So I know what you're right like, I like it so course.
Well, thank you both so very much for sharing yourselves in this way with.
Me, and I will that and that.
Do you think it's time for us to let our beautiful contestants in our little correct.
We do have a little secret to tell them. Are you ladies ready to hear it? We are ready to tell you.
We'll be spilling the tea right after the break. Welcome back to day Maya Wanly the first dearest contestants. Little did you know that our main dat has been listening in this whole time, just like you know, a bit incognito mode a. Wilida might have an idea of who she likes for Lorena, but before she reveals her choice, we'll have Lou and Chase step out for air while we get some feedback from Lorena and deliberate. Lorena, watch your vibe because you said you're like, you know what low steaks bar is set low. I'm looking for a vibe. So what are we vibing with?
First of all, let me just say all of these women would absolutely burn down my house in a good way. I can't go out with them because I'll never come back to reality. The bottom energy is strong. We have a strong bottom versus energy. Yeah, Anastasia, absolutely, I will be your straight woman that kisses you on the dance floor. But like I do think that we really would like go into a mall and like break into a store, so.
I can't go with her. I'm really feeling Lou. I think Lou is great. I love a Queen's.
We're both from Queen's. Very cool, we both have bombastic energy. I think like we would have a lot of fun. But I think I'm feeling Shaye the most because I love a good athlete. I love a woman who wants to rip poems. She claimed that she wrote a haiku that was technically not a haikup.
But hey forever Yeah no, but you know what I mean.
I think I am looking for vibe, and I think Shaye would be someone that i'd be like, let's go watch a soccer game and hang out.
Absolutely, oh I eat them. What are your thoughts?
Let me tell you when I think that sometimes it is good to get out of our little comfort zone. And you matching with Shay and so many things in common, I think that why not try something different?
Okay, Well, I'll tell you this.
You're not wrong, but if you could listen to me, that would No.
I appreciate that, and I think you're right.
I do think it's open.
I would be happy with either option to be friend.
Let don't have just a few seconds to think about it and we'll get back to it.
This is good. This is a good one. We got the thinking hard on this one. Well, I willa get the chunkline. I'm thinking. Okay, I'm going to decide here.
This is very true and very classical, very.
Classical, will of course very much all right, So let's take you out and then bring them in, and then we are going to make a decision.
Hello, Hello, welcome back.
Wow, y'all really made Alida and everybody here sweat. You two are so absolutely wonderful, incredible energy.
We could be.
Deliberating forever, but we must come to a decision, and so Aalida.
It's been extremely difficult.
I've been thinking about it from the moment the show started. I got to know you ladies as well as we can know each other through this period of time.
You are both amazing.
You have a lot of things to offer a person that you date, different things. As much as you are alike, you are very different for that reason alone, and comparing the needs or the wants or the desires of the heart of you two and our data son who will date Lorena is Shay what Hi?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah yeah.
Lou, Holy bananas, you are such a delight.
You're Lou, You are amazing. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you, Shae Shaye.
Wow, Wow, y'all really you are yes, Oh my goodness, honestly, you are so delightful. We adore you here.
So it is with.
Our most delighted hearts to present to you Lorena.
Ah, how are you? I'm good? How are you good? Thank you for doing this?
This is.
Bless any first reactions, responsive, precious impressions.
Yes, well Shae, Hi, I'm Lorena.
That's nice to meet you.
Yeah.
I used to play soccer professionally, so I love it.
Yes, and I saw your jersey. I was like, yes, she's worried. Tell me she's wearing to the jersey. Yeah, I love that. And then love your poem was really beautiful.
I love a good poet. Yeah.
I just think you're really lovely and really sweet.
And anyone that's willing to do this I think is a cutie.
So yeah, and you say, oh you're gorgeous.
I love your gladness. Thank you. Yeah. I can't read or see, so it's a good you know. I like that.
You know good?
Well, I can definitely feel the tension. Let's let these two off on a virtual date when we get to sit back Beachy's mosses and listen.
Hi, girl, you have a lot of hair. Yes, we don't know where it came from.
Wait, what can I illuminate for you because I know so much about you, and I feel like you don't.
Know anything about me. Yeah that's fair, thank you.
Yeah.
I give six three zoom energy is what I do.
I don't know why, but I'm like five eight.
Okay, well that's a lot taller than me. I'm you know, I'm like five to one. I thought you were a five to five queen. I'm gonna be honest, I thought you were a five five. I give tall energy too, I get you know, energy. Yeah, maybe we can't zoom with anyone. They'll be too scared of us. Women are too tall. Yeah, they're too tall. Amazonians. Yeah, yeah, they're ethnic and tall. It's too much. I love comedy.
I'm always at the comedy Oh okay, I love that place. You run into so many good comedians there, just randomly, so it's amazing. And my friend introduced me to that place because she does comedy. She does like the roast battle there with the jef and all that, so I love it.
Cool.
Well, I was gonna say the most important thing we have to do is go watch a soccer game.
Unfortunately, Yeah right, that is so funny, Like, yeah, godomly have the Jersey On like it's kind of like meant to be.
Yeah, I was like, I think everyone else is fucked.
It'll be fun.
I'll be annoying.
I'll annoy you, and then you'll be like, Okay, I guess grandpa, this is sort of fun. Yeah, well made in three D, and it'll be less stressful effects. Oh you don't know this.
We're both aries. Oh really, of course you are. But I do think we're very chill aries. I don't know any of this stuff.
I was married and then became single like a year and a half ago, and then only learned about the chaos that is astrology a year and a half ago.
So it's not like in my DNA, if that makes sense. I feel like astrology is only for single people.
Like there's a comedian that's like, we need to bring religion back because astrology.
Is effects, you know what I mean.
It's like I can't be relegated to the corners of these categories.
But yeah, we're chill aries. We're like the most stable fire sign for sure.
Yeah, and again I don't know what any of it means, but I will say when oka't wait, we're gonna go watch this argument and just be screaming and get kicked out.
Ah Okay, that is all the heat we can handle this week.
Folks.
Check back in next week as we meet our next Nieto, Nietta, Nieta and a Aalita plays Matchmaker once more, and remember to subscribe to Date my Auralita First wherever you get your podcasts. Date my Awalita First is a production from WV Sound and iHeartMedia's Mike Wultura podcast network, hosted by Me vic ortis joined by the fabulous Lena Montenegro.
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First is produced by Leo Clem, Nico Raquel and Luigi Villian Member. Our executive producers are Wilmer Valdorama, Leo Clem, and Nico Raguel a WV Sound. This episode was edited by Sean Tracy and Nico raguel. This episode features original music by Gabe Lopez and Alvaro Morello. Special thanks to our team of cupids at WV Entertainment. Special things also to our hopeful romantics this week, Lorena, Sila, Anastasia and Katrina. Additional thanks to Salt and Lime Media. For more podcasts from iHeart, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
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