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Ryan tries to derail the intro completely and Andy is not having it. Andy shows up on time and Ryan roasts him for it and suggests that Andy should do hard drugs in his car before the show. Ryan is addicted to Spin Drifts and is worried about the losing his teeth. Fran tempts Andy into moving into his warehouse with instant oatmeal. Andy has a rough morning which delights Ryan to know end. Andy drives over a bag of dog shit and gets it glued to his tire. Ryan and Andy break down how much dog shit is on the streets of Los Angeles. Then they pitch a Batman movie where all the bad guys leave dog shit everywhere. Then the pitch a Batman who hangs out on Only Fans and Reddit all day. Then Batman gets confused by virtual reality about whether or not he banged Harley Quinn and spends his day arguing with Grok and Alfred loses a million and a half dollars in google play gift cards to phone scammers. Andy finds out that men seek admiration and women seek adoration but he thinks his is reversed. Ryan will not accept compliments on his meals. Ryan asks why firefighters don’t use raw sewage to fight fires. Andy reasserts that fat guys who eat butt absolutely munch box too and he’s sick of the incorrect assumptions. Andy has a new game where he puppets his wife’s butt cheeks like they’re arguing with each other. Ryan says Andy should be in a freak show but not a “good one”. Andy blows Ryan’s mind with a picture of George Bush sr.’s wife.

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Ryan tries to derail the intro completely and Andy is not having it. Andy shows up on time and Ryan roasts him for it and suggests that Andy should do hard drugs in his car before the show. Ryan is addicted to Spin Drifts and is worried about the losing his teeth. Fran tempts Andy into moving into his warehouse with instant oatmeal. Andy has a rough morning which delights Ryan to know end. Andy drives over a bag of dog shit and gets it glued to his tire. Ryan and Andy break down how much dog shit is on the streets of Los Angeles. Then they pitch a Batman movie where all the bad guys leave dog shit everywhere. Then the pitch a Batman who hangs out on Only Fans and Reddit all day. Then Batman gets confused by virtual reality about whether or not he banged Harley Quinn and spends his day arguing with Grok and Alfred loses a million and a half dollars in google play gift cards to phone scammers. Andy finds out that men seek admiration and women seek adoration but he thinks his is reversed. Ryan will not accept compliments on his meals. Ryan asks why firefighters don&rsquo;t use raw sewage to fight fires. Andy reasserts that fat guys who eat butt absolutely munch box too and he&rsquo;s sick of the incorrect assumptions. Andy has a new game where he puppets his wife&rsquo;s butt cheeks like they&rsquo;re arguing with each other. Ryan says Andy should be in a freak show but not a &ldquo;good one&rdquo;. Andy blows Ryan&rsquo;s mind with a picture of George Bush sr.&rsquo;s wife.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

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Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.