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It’s sweaty as hell in the studio and the boys are struggling. Ryan farts in front of a deer and it judges the fuck out of him. The boys speculate about the new Elizabeth Homes documentary. This leads them to break down sociopaths with their particular brand of arm chair psychology. Then Ryan reveals his theory on why rich people jails exist. Andy gets his ass best on the news during hema class and this delights Ryan to no end.  Andy then describes Buhurt to Ryan who refuses to recognize it as being close mma. Then they fantasize about how badly Andy would draw after a series of massive concussions. This leads them to discuss the most respectful way to euthanize Andy. This gets worse when Andy accidentally drives to his daughter’s school instead of Ryan’s apartment. Ryan accidentally throws his sunglasses case out the window after he puts his sunglasses on and Andy accidentally throws away his sleep medication and has to fish it out of the trash. Ryan talks about the epidemic of white guys with sloppy low hangers while Andy tries to fix is “escaping ballsack” problem.  Then Ryan blames the judgmental deer for his mean man behavior.  Andy reveals the secret to his happy marriage which makes Ryan compare him to train car hobo. Andy tries to convince him he’s not a hobo but fails when it’s revealed he eats beans right out of the tin. Then Andy has a classic meltdown about Ryan’s “compliments”. Andy reveals the story of a a killer sheep dog. Then the boys lament how creepy the scoliosis test being done in public at gym time. Then the boys talk about gay twins.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
It&rsquo;s sweaty as hell in the studio and the boys are struggling. Ryan farts in front of a deer and it judges the fuck out of him. The boys speculate about the new Elizabeth Homes documentary. This leads them to break down sociopaths with their particular brand of arm chair psychology. Then Ryan reveals his theory on why rich people jails exist. Andy gets his ass best on the news during hema class and this delights Ryan to no end.&nbsp; Andy then describes Buhurt to Ryan who refuses to recognize it as being close mma. Then they fantasize about how badly Andy would draw after a series of massive concussions. This leads them to discuss the most respectful way to euthanize Andy. This gets worse when Andy accidentally drives to his daughter&rsquo;s school instead of Ryan&rsquo;s apartment. Ryan accidentally throws his sunglasses case out the window after he puts his sunglasses on and Andy accidentally throws away his sleep medication and has to fish it out of the trash. Ryan talks about the epidemic of white guys with sloppy low hangers while Andy tries to fix is &ldquo;escaping ballsack&rdquo; problem.&nbsp; Then Ryan blames the judgmental deer for his mean man behavior.&nbsp; Andy reveals the secret to his happy marriage which makes Ryan compare him to train car hobo. Andy tries to convince him he&rsquo;s not a hobo but fails when it&rsquo;s revealed he eats beans right out of the tin. Then Andy has a classic meltdown about Ryan&rsquo;s &ldquo;compliments&rdquo;. Andy reveals the story of a a killer sheep dog. Then the boys lament how creepy the scoliosis test being done in public at gym time. Then the boys talk about gay twins.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Slop Quest

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.