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A listener writes in that “O’Neill is always right” and it’s true. Then Ryan explains Elon’s trip to China. The boys then break down how little it would take them to to get “f- you” money. The boys come up with an idea for a house with tiny doors in all the walls to fix the pipes with ease. Then they talk about Japanese style sliding doors to access the pipes and electrical. O’Neill is plagued by giant cockroaches in Austin. Andrew does an impression of how white people politely ask someone to not steal their stuff. O’Neill is sick of “cancer awareness” stunts. Andy wants hospitals to give patients “to go bags”of leftover drugs. Ryan tries to invent an uncloggable toilet with garbage disposal. The boys then talk about starting a “comedy plumber” business to brighten people’s days. Then they talk about Ryan’s wish to be an “acquired savant” that he’s had since childhood. Andy wishes Ryan could play the piano and they come up with a video program for forcing people to become acquired savants by straining on the toilet. Andy tries to use his psychic powers to make Ryan’s D itch. Ryan remembers the lyrics to a song better than Andy and it’s devastating.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
A listener writes in that &ldquo;O&rsquo;Neill is always right&rdquo; and it&rsquo;s true. Then Ryan explains Elon&rsquo;s trip to China. The boys then break down how little it would take them to to get &ldquo;f- you&rdquo; money. The boys come up with an idea for a house with tiny doors in all the walls to fix the pipes with ease. Then they talk about Japanese style sliding doors to access the pipes and electrical. O&rsquo;Neill is plagued by giant cockroaches in Austin. Andrew does an impression of how white people politely ask someone to not steal their stuff. O&rsquo;Neill is sick of &ldquo;cancer awareness&rdquo; stunts. Andy wants hospitals to give patients &ldquo;to go bags&rdquo;of leftover drugs. Ryan tries to invent an uncloggable toilet with garbage disposal. The boys then talk about starting a &ldquo;comedy plumber&rdquo; business to brighten people&rsquo;s days. Then they talk about Ryan&rsquo;s wish to be an &ldquo;acquired savant&rdquo; that he&rsquo;s had since childhood. Andy wishes Ryan could play the piano and they come up with a video program for forcing people to become acquired savants by straining on the toilet. Andy tries to use his psychic powers to make Ryan&rsquo;s D itch. Ryan remembers the lyrics to a song better than Andy and it&rsquo;s devastating.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Slop Quest

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.