Greetings, y'all.  This week's show opens with the Danish talking about some youtube rabbit holes he recently fell down (George Dillman alert).  Aaaaand, it doesn't end there...there's some Beyond Scared Straight talk.  After that, it's the debut of the Rite Aid update.  Fully revved and ready to go at this point, the classy gents keep it going with a little Aaron Her-NAN-dez talk.  Cue, the Sexual Chocolate, because it's time for a story about an adult failing children.  This one's about a coach, who allegedly went too far.  It's a doozy.  And involves the term "juicing".  Finally, it's time to talk about animals.  This particular story's about a Russian raccoon, who's going through a tough time (keep the tissues handy).  The animal talk inspired us to keep it going with some wooly mammoth convo.  For our last two tricks, we discuss stories of idiots jumping into crocodile and shark infested waters.  Stay safe out there and watch out for the "hot dog" trick.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

<p>Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.</p>

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Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

<p>Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.</p>