Hey.  Come here often?  Cool.  Are you a female?  Do you know females?  I've heard they LOVE this show.  Anyhow, today's episode gives you nearly two hours of creamy podcasting goodness.  Danish blows O'Neill's mind right out of the gate with a story that involves a domesticated cat somehow getting into someone else's house in his parent's neighborhood and viciously attacking them.  By the way, this is all allegedly.  Danish needs to follow up with his mother to get more details.  Stay tuned, folks.  Shockingly, O'Neill has yet another incident on one of his infamous "night hikes".  This one was a near death experience.  To celebrate 60 Days In coming back this week, the dudes talk some TV with O'Neill talking about a Showtime documentary he saw.  Next, it's a story that blows O'Neill's mind again (after he put the pieces of his mind back together from being blown earlier!)  It involves a beautiful instance of fart chivalry.  After that, we move onto a form of martial arts that teaches you how to get kicked/punched/assaulted in the jimmy.  Then, we're whisked off to Raul Quintanilla Sr. Middle School in Texas for a story about a teacher and student behaving inappropriately.  We hop on the Danish and O'Neill private jet after that because the next story takes us to Sweden, where one local official is trying to get people feeling a little more randy (note the lowercase "r").  Discouraged that the U.S. of A is lagging behind when it comes to these sorts of laws?!?  Well, look no further than this next story we discuss about the good people in Fort Collins, Colorado.  Where do you go from there?  A story about a man called "the Swiss Cheese Pervert".  In the last story, O'Neill gets sirened.  Then, it's smooth sailing cause it's post show talk from there.  See ya in the sauna, everybody.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

<p>Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.</p>

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Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

<p>Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.</p>