What do you call a knight made entirely of China?

What do you call a knight made entirely of China?

Sir Remick, did you hear about the guy who wrote a novel based on prisoners he met in jail? It had its pros and cons.

Sir Remick, did you hear about the guy who wrote a novel based on prisoners he met in jail? It had its pros and cons.

My wife keeps complaining about how much she misses me. I'm just gad she's not a better shut. Two goldfish were in a tank. The first one says to other, do you know how to drive this thing?

My wife keeps complaining about how much she misses me. I'm just gad she's not a better shut. Two goldfish were in a tank. The first one says to other, do you know how to drive this thing?

You know?

You know?

Not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful, but that's how Julius Caesar?

Not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful, but that's how Julius Caesar?

What do you call a piece of corn that gets promoted in the military?

What do you call a piece of corn that gets promoted in the military?

A colonel tried to quit drinking last year, took a shot and failed.

A colonel tried to quit drinking last year, took a shot and failed.

My family was looking kind of sad during a game of scrabble, so lightened the mood. I stood up on the board and started quoting Hamlet. But they didn't laugh because not many people appreciate a play on words.

My family was looking kind of sad during a game of scrabble, so lightened the mood. I stood up on the board and started quoting Hamlet. But they didn't laugh because not many people appreciate a play on words.

What do you call a pile of frog dum toadstools?

What do you call a pile of frog dum toadstools?

What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you, roll them right back.

What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you, roll them right back.

I've come to terms with the fact that I don't have the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there. More Dad humor awaits right after this short break.

I've come to terms with the fact that I don't have the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there. More Dad humor awaits right after this short break.

Why do people bring vanilla ice cream to church they needed for Sunday school?

Why do people bring vanilla ice cream to church they needed for Sunday school?

What exercise does the Grim Reaper do? Did lifts?

What exercise does the Grim Reaper do? Did lifts?

Why does Snoop dogg use an umbrella faux drizzle?

Why does Snoop dogg use an umbrella faux drizzle?

Did you know that there's a snack that has healthy fats, fiber, and protein. It's nuts.

Did you know that there's a snack that has healthy fats, fiber, and protein. It's nuts.

Here's a deck of cards, deal with it.

Here's a deck of cards, deal with it.

What shoes can you make out of bread loafers?

What shoes can you make out of bread loafers?

Two buckets of sick walking down the street? Suddenly one stops and starts crying. The other asks, what's wrong? Sorry? This place makes me emotional. I was brought up around here.

Two buckets of sick walking down the street? Suddenly one stops and starts crying. The other asks, what's wrong? Sorry? This place makes me emotional. I was brought up around here.

When I want to know if a work of art is good or not, I asked a beekeeper, because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

When I want to know if a work of art is good or not, I asked a beekeeper, because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I've tried repeatedly to win the local not competition, but it always ends in a tie. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus Dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few groans, so make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.

I've tried repeatedly to win the local not competition, but it always ends in a tie. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus Dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few groans, so make sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.

Before you go, Can I ask a favor of you? Please submit your best dad joke in your Apple podcast or Spotify app. You do this by adding a rating and review with your dad joke on your podcast app. We'd love for you to spread the laughs and groans with us. Thanks. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Why can you never trust spiders because they post stuff on the web.

Before you go, Can I ask a favor of you? Please submit your best dad joke in your Apple podcast or Spotify app. You do this by adding a rating and review with your dad joke on your podcast app. We'd love for you to spread the laughs and groans with us. Thanks. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Why can you never trust spiders because they post stuff on the web.