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World Plumbing Day! No leaky dad jokes here! 11 March 2024

Published Mar 11, 2024, 12:00 PM

Daily Dad Jokes (11 Mar 2024)

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March eleventh is World Plumbing Day. I'd make some dad jokes about it, but I'm drained.

What do you call a plumbing apprenticeship? Body training?

I no longer worry about plumbing problems. It's just water under the fridge.

The plumbing apprentice could not figure out how to make all the water drain. He was told to pipe down.

Back in the nineteen seventies, a community college with a plumbing program initiated a course in ancient Egyptian water handling technology as a way to illustrate to the students in the plumbing program that a lot of the principles of the trade were timeless. The instructor for the course noticed an unusual number of women enrolling for that class and took a group of three of them aside and asked why there was such interest in the subject. One of them replied, Oh, it's simple. We want to be Pharaoh. Fawcett, Majors, have you.

Read the book about plumbing? You know, the one by Lee King.

Indoor plumbing is nice, but digging a hole to the water table and bringing water up in buckets works just as well.

What country has the worst plumbing? The Netherlands? Everyone has clogs.

I hate working with plumbing. There's just too much pressure.

I'm hoping to install plumbing fixtures in my house by myself for now, though it's only a pipe dream.

Plumbing is hard. You go through a lot of crap. The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break.

Why were people so interested in plumbing during the eighties because it was totally tubular.

I know all there is to know about plumbing. Crap runs downhill, Peache, it comes on Friday, and don't bite your fingernails.

I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink water pipes. She asked, I replied, the round tubes that liquid flows through.

My mom called me saying there were a couple of guys outside her home, saying they have a plumbing fixture to drop off. They're not trying to rob me, she asked, No, it's a gift from Uncle Bill to make up for all the main things he did to you in the past. I replied, Wait, after all these years, he's actually trying to be nice to somebody. That's an unexpected transformation. Our relationship might well changed if I agree to ticket. Yeah, let that sink in.

The Romans are famous for being the first civilization to have indoor water pipes. They really led the way with plumbing.

My family says, my acute ability to spot deep holes filled with water has little value. I'm well aware.

Which fruit stands perfectly straight? Plumb?

A plumber couldn't get two pipes to fit together, so he checked a plumbing thread online.

What did the plumber say to his wife? It's over flow.

What's a plumber's least favorite vegetable? Leaks?

My wife says, I should have been a plumber. Makes sense to me as I'm always taking her crap.

Why was the plumber depressed his career was going down the toilet.

What's a plumber's favorite dog? A cocker Spaniel.

Did you hear about the plumber who's only seven years old? He's a real wis kid.

What do plumbers, garbagemen, and economists all have in common? They all deal with gross domestic product.

Why was the plumber so good at karaoke because he really had the pipes for it.

All my life, I've wanted to be a plumber. In Today's the day I'm going to take the plunge.

Why are plumbers bad a poker because they think of flush beats a full house?

I got the bill from my plumber. I guess it is time to pay the piper.

What do you call a sink with a separate pipe for hot water than cold water? Multi faucet?

You can't know for sure whether your sewer pipe is clogged. It's a real crap shoot.

My daughter said, I'm just like a refrigerator with a burst pipe, cool but broken inside.

As a project, I decided to install a clock below my kitchen fawcet, but the whole thing turned out to be a big time sink.

What runs but can't walk? A fawcet?

My wife caused a leaky tap. I warned her not to fawcet.

What do you call a bathroom theme? Superhero flush Gordon? I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the top dad jokes for World Plumbing Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

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