I have a weird fear of overly intricate architecture. I guess I have a complex, complex complex.

I have a weird fear of overly intricate architecture. I guess I have a complex, complex complex.

Some guy wanted me to privately invest in Egyptian architecture. I turned it down. I have a feeling that involves a pyramid scheme.

Some guy wanted me to privately invest in Egyptian architecture. I turned it down. I have a feeling that involves a pyramid scheme.

My architectural firm hosts an annual party, and the vestibule specialist is always deliberately late. She really likes to make an entrance.

My architectural firm hosts an annual party, and the vestibule specialist is always deliberately late. She really likes to make an entrance.

My friend was explaining the architecture of my impyramids to me. I said, well, that just sounds like Egyptian pyramids with extra steps.

My friend was explaining the architecture of my impyramids to me. I said, well, that just sounds like Egyptian pyramids with extra steps.

The importance of Roman and Greek architecture is still revered to this day. Some may still consider it a pillar of our societ.

The importance of Roman and Greek architecture is still revered to this day. Some may still consider it a pillar of our societ.

What do you call a structure dedicated to architectural planning? A building, building, building.

What do you call a structure dedicated to architectural planning? A building, building, building.

All lego architecture is the same, the sightings always made of brick.

All lego architecture is the same, the sightings always made of brick.

I always remember what they taught me in architecture school about designing and detailing stairs. It's a multi step process with its many ups and downs.

I always remember what they taught me in architecture school about designing and detailing stairs. It's a multi step process with its many ups and downs.

I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture. Doesn't make much sense to me considering it fill.

I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture. Doesn't make much sense to me considering it fill.

What is the most coveted architectural prize awarded to churches with no steeple.

What is the most coveted architectural prize awarded to churches with no steeple.

The I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture. It was very Moorish.

The I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture. It was very Moorish.

Well, I heard there's a lot of cool architecture in Barcelona, but I thought it was pretty gothy.

Well, I heard there's a lot of cool architecture in Barcelona, but I thought it was pretty gothy.

Even when in my architecture class was shocked when I said, I thought the Greeks were terrible at it. But I call them like I seem.

Even when in my architecture class was shocked when I said, I thought the Greeks were terrible at it. But I call them like I seem.

What do programmers and archaeologists have in common? They both grown at monolithic architectures.

What do programmers and archaeologists have in common? They both grown at monolithic architectures.

I recently visited Paris, loved it, but the architecture was a bit of an eiefel.

I recently visited Paris, loved it, but the architecture was a bit of an eiefel.

What kind of advice do you give to an architect constructive criticism?

What kind of advice do you give to an architect constructive criticism?

What kind of shoes do architects wear? Sketcheres.

What kind of shoes do architects wear? Sketcheres.

The cops nabbed the criminal architect. They found his blueprints everywhere at the scene.

The cops nabbed the criminal architect. They found his blueprints everywhere at the scene.

Why did the architect get fired because everyone hated his plan for one story library?

Why did the architect get fired because everyone hated his plan for one story library?

What do architects draw on construction paper?

What do architects draw on construction paper?

Who was the architect of the dentist office building? I don't know. They removed the plaque.

Who was the architect of the dentist office building? I don't know. They removed the plaque.

You know why architects take so long to design a building? It's a drawn out process.

You know why architects take so long to design a building? It's a drawn out process.

What did the Italian architects say about his toxic relationship. I don't love my girl, but I can't deliver.

What did the Italian architects say about his toxic relationship. I don't love my girl, but I can't deliver.

How do architects encrypt blueprints with building codes?

How do architects encrypt blueprints with building codes?

Architects are all about precision, but using a ruler is where they draw the line.

Architects are all about precision, but using a ruler is where they draw the line.

What did the architect do after his wife left him? He went back to the drawing board.

What did the architect do after his wife left him? He went back to the drawing board.

An architect designed a bridge, but he made a massive mistake. He couldn't get over it.

An architect designed a bridge, but he made a massive mistake. He couldn't get over it.

What did the detectives say to the architect and the uncompleted skyscraper. There's a few holes in your story.

What did the detectives say to the architect and the uncompleted skyscraper. There's a few holes in your story.

The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted. They were working around the clock.

The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted. They were working around the clock.

What do you call a rich European architect who goes bankrupt? Baroque?

What do you call a rich European architect who goes bankrupt? Baroque?

I was telling my architect friends how much I love him, c Escher. They all gave me some weird stars.

I was telling my architect friends how much I love him, c Escher. They all gave me some weird stars.

Criminals make for absolutely terrible architects. They can never get their story straight.

Criminals make for absolutely terrible architects. They can never get their story straight.

What kind of flooring does the sneak loving architect design all of his homes with?

What kind of flooring does the sneak loving architect design all of his homes with?

Reptile Why did the architect build a rectangular skyscraper? Because there were always two sides to a story.

Reptile Why did the architect build a rectangular skyscraper? Because there were always two sides to a story.

My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house. It is a top seller.

My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house. It is a top seller.

Why couldn't the architect go out with his friends? He had other plans.

Why couldn't the architect go out with his friends? He had other plans.

Did you hear about the architect who invented the worst staircase in the world. It didn't go down well.

Did you hear about the architect who invented the worst staircase in the world. It didn't go down well.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

Is an insanely detailed blooper gay psychoschematic.

Is an insanely detailed blooper gay psychoschematic.

I can't find the blueprints to my house. I think I have lost the plot. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the structural dad jokes for World architecture.

I can't find the blueprints to my house. I think I have lost the plot. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the structural dad jokes for World architecture.

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