Why did the computer get fat because it accepted too many cookies?

Why did the computer get fat because it accepted too many cookies?

Why did the dad sit on the clock because he wanted to be on time?

Why did the dad sit on the clock because he wanted to be on time?

What did I say to my wife after I brought her the wrong kind of flower? Whoops a daisy?

What did I say to my wife after I brought her the wrong kind of flower? Whoops a daisy?

I went to the doctor. I said, I've been feeling really unwell ever since I covered myself in salt and lay in the sun. The doctor replied, not a problem, You're cured.

I went to the doctor. I said, I've been feeling really unwell ever since I covered myself in salt and lay in the sun. The doctor replied, not a problem, You're cured.

A man called an airline to reserve a flight for his vacation. On the phone, the airline employee asked him how many passengers are flying with you? The man relied, how should I know it's your plane?

A man called an airline to reserve a flight for his vacation. On the phone, the airline employee asked him how many passengers are flying with you? The man relied, how should I know it's your plane?

Why you should never date communist girls? Too many red flags.

Why you should never date communist girls? Too many red flags.

I've signed up to a dating website for retired folk. It's called carbon Dating.

I've signed up to a dating website for retired folk. It's called carbon Dating.

What kind of beer do spiders drink? Bug light?

What kind of beer do spiders drink? Bug light?

What do you get when you flip over a topographic map? A bottom of graphic map? I told my dog a joke about fetch. He didn't get it. I hate the words in a phobia. It sounds so foreign. More dad humor awaits Right after this short break, the.

What do you get when you flip over a topographic map? A bottom of graphic map? I told my dog a joke about fetch. He didn't get it. I hate the words in a phobia. It sounds so foreign. More dad humor awaits Right after this short break, the.

Doctor asked me if I smoke or drink coffee? I obviously drink it.

Doctor asked me if I smoke or drink coffee? I obviously drink it.

A bike in town keeps running me over. It's a vicious cycle.

A bike in town keeps running me over. It's a vicious cycle.

When can you wear a kayak on your hat when it's capsized?

When can you wear a kayak on your hat when it's capsized?

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

When my son threw his toy submarine at my head, That's how I knew he respected me, in fact, worships me.

When my son threw his toy submarine at my head, That's how I knew he respected me, in fact, worships me.

The parents proudly watched as their boy burnt down their house. Dad looks to mom and smiles that arson, I'm Bob Jeffy.

The parents proudly watched as their boy burnt down their house. Dad looks to mom and smiles that arson, I'm Bob Jeffy.

And I'm Montgomery Jones.

And I'm Montgomery Jones.

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