When my wife had pregnancy complications, we asked for an obstetrician was named Wan. Help us, Oh be Wan, you are my only hope.

When my wife had pregnancy complications, we asked for an obstetrician was named Wan. Help us, Oh be Wan, you are my only hope.

My wife told me her calfs are getting really big from all the working out. I told her be careful or they'll turn into cows.

My wife told me her calfs are getting really big from all the working out. I told her be careful or they'll turn into cows.

My girlfriend actually thinks I'm incapable of being faithful my wife.

My girlfriend actually thinks I'm incapable of being faithful my wife.

On the other hand, I was eating a bowl of soup at one of those outdoor cafes when it started to rain. Took me two hours to finish that soup.

On the other hand, I was eating a bowl of soup at one of those outdoor cafes when it started to rain. Took me two hours to finish that soup.

I saw a non trip and fall. I did what anyone would do. I ran to a sister.

I saw a non trip and fall. I did what anyone would do. I ran to a sister.

Did you know that Mike Tyson used to be a preacher. It's true he punched people in the faith.

Did you know that Mike Tyson used to be a preacher. It's true he punched people in the faith.

The latest fad is the squirrel diet? Totally nuts.

The latest fad is the squirrel diet? Totally nuts.

Why did the Ducks get arrested because they got caught selling quack?

Why did the Ducks get arrested because they got caught selling quack?

What's a cat's favorite type of bedtime story? A long tail?

What's a cat's favorite type of bedtime story? A long tail?

What is a metal head's favorite food? Horn?

What is a metal head's favorite food? Horn?

I hired two guys to stand in my living room and hold up my drapes. Their names are Curt and Rod. Get ready for laughs and groans. Following this short break.

I hired two guys to stand in my living room and hold up my drapes. Their names are Curt and Rod. Get ready for laughs and groans. Following this short break.

My company CEO pulled into the parking garage ahead of me, and I noticed a baby on board sign in his rear window. No wonder this company is going down the twos.

My company CEO pulled into the parking garage ahead of me, and I noticed a baby on board sign in his rear window. No wonder this company is going down the twos.

What do you call someone who is in occult that praises aircraft carriers? A worshiper.

What do you call someone who is in occult that praises aircraft carriers? A worshiper.

I suffered diarrhea like my father and his father before him. Runs in the family. The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to a group of Japanese atomic bomb survivors who are trying to free the world of nuclear weapons. The survivors called the award the second biggest surprise of their lives. They say, kids these days don't understand slide rules, But then why wouldn't there be more kids getting hurt on slides on the playground?

I suffered diarrhea like my father and his father before him. Runs in the family. The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to a group of Japanese atomic bomb survivors who are trying to free the world of nuclear weapons. The survivors called the award the second biggest surprise of their lives. They say, kids these days don't understand slide rules, But then why wouldn't there be more kids getting hurt on slides on the playground?

Have you heard about the bid that became a detective? It's working under cover on the pillowcase. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit Daily Dad Jokes podcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a can studio audience. What does the smart fridge say when you try to hook up the ice maker but you've done it wrong? Ice Try

Have you heard about the bid that became a detective? It's working under cover on the pillowcase. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit Daily Dad Jokes podcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a can studio audience. What does the smart fridge say when you try to hook up the ice maker but you've done it wrong? Ice Try