Daily Dad JokesWhat's red and dangerous for your teeth? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Daily Dad Jokes (26 July 2024)
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What's red and dangerous for your teeth? A brick.
To whoever stole the little glass bubble things from my level tools? You are a vile human being.
A bird with red feathers went into a busy delicatessen and took a number. Why did his turn never come? Because when he took a number, it became a cardinal number.
Why did the punk rocker cross the road he was staple to? The chicken.
Killer? Whales have recently started attacking boats. Police fear its organized crime.
People these days are so judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
It's ironic. How funeral directors have raised the price of funerals and blamed it on cost of living.
I don't like circles. They leave me flat. To be fair, I just think they lack depth. I admit I am being one sided, though.
Where does Segan wash his hands helsinki?
What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't call him anything. He couldn't come if you called him anyway.
How did the fortune tell her now that she was going to need stitches? It was a foreseeable suture.
Why did the math book look sad because it had too many problems.
We'll return with more laughs following this short break. I think I took my interest in statues and busts too far. I got ahead of myself.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You plan it.
The doctor said, my god, you have animals living intents in your brain. I said, don't worry, that's just the hippocampers.
Twitter has gone through a major restructuring. Everyone is now ex employees. I threw a boomerang recently. Now I live in constant fear. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay with us until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide. Help us out by sharing these jokes with your family and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast Electronic Joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What do you call an apology sent using Morse CODEMORROST code
