A lot of women see their husbands never listen to them. I'm proud to see I've never heard my wife say something like that.

A lot of women see their husbands never listen to them. I'm proud to see I've never heard my wife say something like that.

I told my son if he wants to get a girlfriend, then he should go to Target. There's a bunch of women already looking for things they don't need.

I told my son if he wants to get a girlfriend, then he should go to Target. There's a bunch of women already looking for things they don't need.

Every morning, I walk my cow through a vineyard. Yes, I heard it, through the green vine.

Every morning, I walk my cow through a vineyard. Yes, I heard it, through the green vine.

My son's football got stuck in a tree. I had two options, shake the tree or climb up to get it. In the end, I chose the latter.

My son's football got stuck in a tree. I had two options, shake the tree or climb up to get it. In the end, I chose the latter.

What do you call a house with less weight a lighthouse?

What do you call a house with less weight a lighthouse?

I don't get why people say soothing a baby is difficult. It's not rocket science. What do you call a psychologist who is also a hip hop artist? Shrink wrap? My doctor said my sugar was too high, so I moved it to the bottom shelf.

I don't get why people say soothing a baby is difficult. It's not rocket science. What do you call a psychologist who is also a hip hop artist? Shrink wrap? My doctor said my sugar was too high, so I moved it to the bottom shelf.

Arguing with your wife is like reading the software license agreement. In the end, I ignore everything and just click I agree.

Arguing with your wife is like reading the software license agreement. In the end, I ignore everything and just click I agree.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service, Well, you're not a very good host.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service, Well, you're not a very good host.

Not really into the taste of these new coins, just they just haven't been minted yet. We'll continue with more dad humor. After this quick pause, what.

Not really into the taste of these new coins, just they just haven't been minted yet. We'll continue with more dad humor. After this quick pause, what.

Do you call a Rwandan person tumbling down a hill a Tutsi roll?

Do you call a Rwandan person tumbling down a hill a Tutsi roll?

In an attempt at improving aerodynamics, I took the shell off of my racing snail. I thought it would make him faster, but if anything, it made him more sluggish.

In an attempt at improving aerodynamics, I took the shell off of my racing snail. I thought it would make him faster, but if anything, it made him more sluggish.

Brain transplants will never work. You can't change my mind. What egg that can be eaten by a vegan eggplant? What did the rabbi say to the t bone we meet again?

Brain transplants will never work. You can't change my mind. What egg that can be eaten by a vegan eggplant? What did the rabbi say to the t bone we meet again?

What similarities do nukes and popular YouTubers have? They both blew up and millions of people were affected.

What similarities do nukes and popular YouTubers have? They both blew up and millions of people were affected.

Tomorrow, I'm doing a charity forklift event. I'm gonna raise loads. I'm Bob Jeffe and I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.

Tomorrow, I'm doing a charity forklift event. I'm gonna raise loads. I'm Bob Jeffe and I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.

See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. I make my kids do their trigonometry homework early in the morning. It helps them rise and sign

See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. I make my kids do their trigonometry homework early in the morning. It helps them rise and sign