What is so fragile that the mere mention of its name can break it silence?

What is so fragile that the mere mention of its name can break it silence?

Which actor should never trust a fart? William Shatner.

Which actor should never trust a fart? William Shatner.

Wife took all of my marijuana stash when she filed divorce proceedings. I am fighting for joint custody.

Wife took all of my marijuana stash when she filed divorce proceedings. I am fighting for joint custody.

Five ants rented an apartment with five other ants, Now they're tenants.

Five ants rented an apartment with five other ants, Now they're tenants.

What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays? None?

What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays? None?

What's the most popular pickup line in Kentucky? Hey, nice tooth?

What's the most popular pickup line in Kentucky? Hey, nice tooth?

I had a school test and my brother tied up all my books with a rope. When my teacher asked me, can you give me any valid reasons for feeling the test? I said not to my knowledge.

I had a school test and my brother tied up all my books with a rope. When my teacher asked me, can you give me any valid reasons for feeling the test? I said not to my knowledge.

My friend just learned about punctuation. Now he won't wake up. I think he's in a comma.

My friend just learned about punctuation. Now he won't wake up. I think he's in a comma.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Bulldozer?

What do you call a sleeping bull? Bulldozer?

Forestry is one of the easiest college degrees to obtain. It only requires you to take tree classes.

Forestry is one of the easiest college degrees to obtain. It only requires you to take tree classes.

How did the lobster end up in prison? He fought the claw and the claw one.

How did the lobster end up in prison? He fought the claw and the claw one.

What should you do if you were addicted to seaweed? Sea kelp.

What should you do if you were addicted to seaweed? Sea kelp.

More? Dad humor awaits right after this short break? Just phone my doctors for an appointment. He said ten tomorrow. I said number one will be fine.

More? Dad humor awaits right after this short break? Just phone my doctors for an appointment. He said ten tomorrow. I said number one will be fine.

What did the body of water say when it saw beavers? I'll be damned?

What did the body of water say when it saw beavers? I'll be damned?

What do you call it when you argue with your dad about turning on the heating a thermoss pet?

What do you call it when you argue with your dad about turning on the heating a thermoss pet?

Why can you not trust a painter? They are always trying to cover something up?

Why can you not trust a painter? They are always trying to cover something up?

How do you stop an elephant from charging take away his credit cards?

How do you stop an elephant from charging take away his credit cards?

You think gas and electric prices are expensive, chimneys are right through the roof. I'm Bob Jeffy.

You think gas and electric prices are expensive, chimneys are right through the roof. I'm Bob Jeffy.

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And I'm Montgomery Jones. Hold on until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and drowans far and wide. Please share one of these jokes with your family and friends. Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Keeping fish inside the house is good for your mental health because of the indoor fins.