I told my kids this morning that we'll finally be able to afford that Disney vacation because gas stations are offering free Phillips all month long April Fuels.

I told my kids this morning that we'll finally be able to afford that Disney vacation because gas stations are offering free Phillips all month long April Fuels.

I showed my damaged luggage to the lawyer and said I'd like to sue the airline. The lawyer said, you don't have much of a case.

I showed my damaged luggage to the lawyer and said I'd like to sue the airline. The lawyer said, you don't have much of a case.

I bumped into someone and I dropped my fries. It was a sna accident.

I bumped into someone and I dropped my fries. It was a sna accident.

What do you call a mouse that stands on two legs, Mickey mouse? What do you call a duck that stands on two legs?

What do you call a mouse that stands on two legs, Mickey mouse? What do you call a duck that stands on two legs?

Any duck? Is it illegal to train crows to poop on police vehicles? Maybe, but you have to be careful. If you're cock trying together crows to train, you could be charged with attempted murder.

Any duck? Is it illegal to train crows to poop on police vehicles? Maybe, but you have to be careful. If you're cock trying together crows to train, you could be charged with attempted murder.

My Iranian neighbor hasn't been home in a week. I called in a missing Persian. There was a kidnapping at my daughter's school today. Don't worry. They managed to wake him up eventually. Sometimes spelling a word or phrase backwards will still keep the original meaning. For example, if you spell absolutely nothing backwards, then you get knightingmu la tulasma, which means absolutely nothing.

My Iranian neighbor hasn't been home in a week. I called in a missing Persian. There was a kidnapping at my daughter's school today. Don't worry. They managed to wake him up eventually. Sometimes spelling a word or phrase backwards will still keep the original meaning. For example, if you spell absolutely nothing backwards, then you get knightingmu la tulasma, which means absolutely nothing.

We couldn't afford alphabet soup. When I was a kid in our vocabulary suffered. All we had were spaghettios.

We couldn't afford alphabet soup. When I was a kid in our vocabulary suffered. All we had were spaghettios.

Where did the old Volkswagen cars when they retire the old volks home?

Where did the old Volkswagen cars when they retire the old volks home?

What did the father Buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison, We'll return with more laughs following this short break.

What did the father Buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison, We'll return with more laughs following this short break.

I left the gate open and my cow ran away from the farm last night. It was a big mistake.

I left the gate open and my cow ran away from the farm last night. It was a big mistake.

Did you hear about the st fresh chef who applied for a remote position He wanted to walk from home.

Did you hear about the st fresh chef who applied for a remote position He wanted to walk from home.

I had a bet with my friend on whose cow could smoke the most weed before passing out. The steaks have never been so high.

I had a bet with my friend on whose cow could smoke the most weed before passing out. The steaks have never been so high.

What special type of cream do you apply to your skin after being let down by someone? Disappointment?

What special type of cream do you apply to your skin after being let down by someone? Disappointment?

Just played Fortnite? That's two weeks I'll never get back.

Just played Fortnite? That's two weeks I'll never get back.

Why did the traveler bring pasta with him on the plane because he wanted elbow room.

Why did the traveler bring pasta with him on the plane because he wanted elbow room.

I just finished adolescence. I'm eighteen now.

I just finished adolescence. I'm eighteen now.

A man walked into a cave and asked what the guys were doing down there, and they said looking for copper or and he said copper or what I'm Bob Jeffe and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

A man walked into a cave and asked what the guys were doing down there, and they said looking for copper or and he said copper or what I'm Bob Jeffe and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

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Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast Electronic Joke Button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What does an astronomer do when his child's hair gets too long that clips it