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What do you call a Cuban dictator who had extramarital affairs? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Published Oct 4, 2024, 1:26 AM

Daily Dad Jokes (04 Oct 2024)

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My wife asked me, is it just me? Or is the cat getting fat? Big mistakes? Saying no, it's just you.

My kid refuses to clean his room unless I raise his allowance. I said, I don't see why I should pay you to be good. When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

Why must you wear your glasses when doing math because it helps with division?

Why won't cannibals cook instant noodles? They prefer raw men.

What did the funeral director see when the casket fell out of the car by accident? I guess we're going to have to rehearse this one.

What do you call it when a criminal lands an airplane? Condescending?

How does the banana get out of jail? They win on a peel.

I asked my wife to pass me a cookie, but she answered I think you have a weight problem, So I said, I know. I still wait for that cookie.

I bought a dog from the local blacksmith. Soon as I got home, he made a bolt for the door.

Just got back from my first day as a wrecking ball operator. I think it's pretty safe to say I crushed it.

Why does the gorilla have big nostrils big fingers? We'll continue with more Dad humor. After this quick pause.

We all that that's seven eight nine. But why did seven eight nine? His doctor told him to get three squared meals.

This Halloween. I'm dressing as a nickel. Be the change you want to see in the world.

I went to the doctors about a suspicious looking mole today. He told me they all look like that and I should put it back in the garden where I found it.

What kind of pants do psychics wear? Paranormal pants?

I cleaned the attic with my girlfriend yesterday. It took ages to get the cobwebs out of her hair.

I learned how to fart on command today, I learned by watching it tutorial.

Why were the trees in the mafioso's yard arrested because they were up to some shady business.

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Looking for more dad joke humor to share. Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a can studio audience. What do you call a Cuban dictator who had extramarital affairs? Infidel Castro