Two astronauts the board the Nostromo are making coffee. When one says I can't seem to find any milk, the other one replies and space, no one can here. You use cream.

Two astronauts the board the Nostromo are making coffee. When one says I can't seem to find any milk, the other one replies and space, no one can here. You use cream.

Not all math puns are bad, just some.

Not all math puns are bad, just some.

It is written in the scriptures that the husband must make the morning coffee. Hebrews.

It is written in the scriptures that the husband must make the morning coffee. Hebrews.

I double majored in geology and piano. I've always had a passion for rock music.

I double majored in geology and piano. I've always had a passion for rock music.

Why does your memory increase when you eat a male sheep because it is a ram?

Why does your memory increase when you eat a male sheep because it is a ram?

What do you call the man who's prepared for anything? Just in case?

What do you call the man who's prepared for anything? Just in case?

I asked my doctor why I passed out? He said, I haven't the faintest idea.

I asked my doctor why I passed out? He said, I haven't the faintest idea.

If you get an email about not eating cannedan because of the swine flu, ignore him. It's just spam.

If you get an email about not eating cannedan because of the swine flu, ignore him. It's just spam.

Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I've never once seen someone eat a monkey.

Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I've never once seen someone eat a monkey.

What does Adam say on the night before Christmas? It's Christmas Eve.

What does Adam say on the night before Christmas? It's Christmas Eve.

My friend just had an interview to be a male man. I wished him luck and told him to let me know how it goes. He said, he'll keep me posted. We'll return with more laughs. Following this short break.

My friend just had an interview to be a male man. I wished him luck and told him to let me know how it goes. He said, he'll keep me posted. We'll return with more laughs. Following this short break.

What do you call an old snowman water?

What do you call an old snowman water?

I am trying to hollow out a tunnel right now, boring.

I am trying to hollow out a tunnel right now, boring.

What do you call a drummer who is addicted to marshmallows? Melodramatic?

What do you call a drummer who is addicted to marshmallows? Melodramatic?

How much does it cost to run sent as slate? Eight bucks nine if the weather is bad.

How much does it cost to run sent as slate? Eight bucks nine if the weather is bad.

Protons and neutrons aren't weird, They're just a little quirky.

Protons and neutrons aren't weird, They're just a little quirky.

The beef kettle were caught grazing in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher.

The beef kettle were caught grazing in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher.

I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.

I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.

Two pritzels are walking down the street. One's assaulted.

Two pritzels are walking down the street. One's assaulted.

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I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Hold on until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide. Please share one of these jokes with your family and friends. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign link in the show notes page or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. You got to hand it to short people or put it on a lower shelf